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<strong>March</strong> 15, <strong>2013</strong><br />
JOKES<br />
Page 10<br />
Quit Jokin’ Around<br />
Outburst Writer: Alexis Miller and Andrew Kump<br />
How do bunnies stay healthy<br />
Eggercise<br />
Why did the Easter egg hide<br />
He was a little chicken!<br />
What do you call a bunny with a large<br />
brain<br />
An egghead.<br />
What do you call ten rabbits marching<br />
backwards<br />
A receding hareline<br />
What’s Irish and stays out all night<br />
Paddy O’furniture!<br />
How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover<br />
Because they are hard to find and lucky to<br />
have.<br />
Why do people wear shamrocks on St.<br />
Patrick’s Day<br />
Regular rocks are too heavy.<br />
Why don’t you iron 4-leaf clovers<br />
Because you don’t want to press your luck.<br />
Why can’t you borrow money from a<br />
leprechaun<br />
Because he’s always short.<br />
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland<br />
A sham rock.<br />
What would you get if you crossed<br />
Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day<br />
St. O’Claus.<br />
What do you call a diseased Irish criminal<br />
A leper con.<br />
What would you get if you crossed<br />
Quasimodo with an Irish football player<br />
The Halfback of Notre Dame!
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