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station reports<br />
Who Are Those Guys<br />
(Rural Enforcement never sleeps!) by Matt McClendon<br />
Isn’t it true that we all want that one chance to<br />
kick a door in. I mean just blast it wide open. We<br />
grew up watching the tough guys on TV and in<br />
the movies do that all the time, right<br />
<strong>Deputy</strong> Edwards, would<br />
you please kick my door in<br />
Ken "Warning Shot" Edwards got a call <strong>of</strong> a<br />
possible 459 at a detached garage in Pine Valley.<br />
Mr. Homeowner told Ken he thought there were<br />
"undocumented immigrants" in his garage. So<br />
he called the S.O. instead <strong>of</strong> the Border Patrol,<br />
but that's just the way it goes out here. The Op<br />
Stonegarden units were nearby, so we had five<br />
nice deputies on scene.<br />
Now, don't try to make any sense out <strong>of</strong> any <strong>of</strong><br />
this, because you can't. Mr. Homeowner didn't<br />
have a key to the door. Okay, not a big deal.<br />
We shone our flashlights into the garage and<br />
can tell there's no one inside. Mr. Homeowner<br />
insisted on climbing through the window to<br />
make certain. Fine. He got in and sure enough,<br />
there's still no one inside the garage. He tried to<br />
open the door from inside. No luck, but then he<br />
tells us he can't climb back out the way he just<br />
climbed in. Okay. We don't get it, but okay.<br />
Then Mr. Homeowner said the magic words,<br />
"<strong>Deputy</strong> Edwards, would you please kick my<br />
door in"<br />
Ladies and Gentlemen, you don't have to ask<br />
Ken Edwards twice. Boom! One swift kick<br />
and the door blasted open. Great technique.<br />
Minimal damage. Really nicely done. It's one <strong>of</strong><br />
those things you really only get one chance to<br />
do right, and Ken got it right. The homeowner<br />
thanked him and we cleared the call. Cancel one<br />
garage door.<br />
Glad we could help<br />
Gary Williams has had a certain magnetic<br />
attraction to one <strong>of</strong> our residents <strong>of</strong> the world<br />
famous Pine Valley Trailer Park, which is<br />
actually in Guatay. It's a special place. He keeps<br />
finding her driving on her suspended license in<br />
her "4000(a)mobile" with her meth.<br />
The U.S. Border Patrol also found her driving<br />
on her suspended license with her meth at the<br />
1-8 checkpoint. They called for a Stonegarden<br />
deputy to respond. She admitted it was her meth<br />
and that she would suffer the consequences—<br />
as long as they don't send "that jerk Gary<br />
Williams." It's good to feel the love. And yes,<br />
<strong>Deputy</strong> Williams responded.<br />
No, she wasn't very happy to see him. I keep<br />
trying to tell these people, it's a vast territory<br />
out here, but a very small world.<br />
"They call me ... "<br />
David Perrapato has the tweekers up in Guatay<br />
scrambling like roaches. I bumped into one <strong>of</strong><br />
his frequent flyers not long ago. She has a special<br />
name for her favorite deputy.<br />
Are you ready for this Up in Guatay they call<br />
him. . .<strong>Deputy</strong> Porta-potty. In this business, it's<br />
a high honor to have such a nickname, ain’t it<br />
In Other News<br />
Dep. Brad Farr lives a busy life these days. He got<br />
one <strong>of</strong> those 3 a.m. callouts in early January—<br />
the night before his vacation was supposed to<br />
begin. I told you, Rural Enforcement Never<br />
Sleeps! USBP was sitting on an occupied 10851<br />
in the parking lot <strong>of</strong> the world famous Golden<br />
Acorn Casino, affectionately known out here<br />
as "The Nut."<br />
This wasn't your ordinary 10851 though, as the<br />
R/O <strong>of</strong> the vehicle was recently murdered in<br />
Mexico. The BP supervisor had his entire shift<br />
up there and basically handed the suspect over<br />
to the S.O. on the proverbial silver platter—with<br />
his loaded .38. Obviously due to the nature <strong>of</strong><br />
the case I can't say too much, but it looks like<br />
this case is closed. Better still, <strong>Deputy</strong> Farr was<br />
able to start his vacation on time. He left town a<br />
bachelor and came back, pretty much the same<br />
only different.<br />
Elsewhere on the Boulevard beat, we're pleased<br />
to announce that the Wisteria Candy Cottage<br />
will soon reopen its doors after about a year <strong>of</strong><br />
being closed. They make the best homemade<br />
candy in the universe—truly. Also the old<br />
Chateau Basque/Salsa Lynda will soon reopen<br />
as the Boulevard Diner. What am I telling you<br />
this for You've never even been to Boulevard<br />
Well, we're movin' on up out here! Pretty soon,<br />
we'll be on the map.<br />
Up north, Alvin Vasquez handled that plane<br />
crash <strong>of</strong> a WWII era plane that tried to make an<br />
emergency landing, but clipped the wind sock<br />
pole and spun in. Alvin also went deer hunting<br />
with his brush guard. These things happen.<br />
Deps. Andy Dvorak and Carlos Medina will<br />
be getting atta-boys for their tireless work on a<br />
couple <strong>of</strong> extensive fraud cases.<br />
Ron Hobson is actually considering retirement.<br />
Don't hold your breath. He still loves this crazy<br />
work.<br />
Until next time, it's green jeans and cowboy<br />
boots forever. And remember, we're Rural<br />
Enforcement, fightin' crime elsewhere. <br />
DONOVAN J. JACOBS<br />
Attorney at Law • (Retired SDPD)<br />
I REPRESENT LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS IN CIVIL LITIGATION<br />
Personal Injury • Discipline Appeals<br />
Civil Service & Skelly Hearings<br />
If you have any legal questions,<br />
feel free to call:<br />
(619) 445-8650<br />
(619) 466-2335 (FAX)<br />
DonovanJJ@yahoo.com<br />
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