светлина - The Anglo-American School of Sofia
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<strong>The</strong> Shot Heard ‘Round<br />
the World<br />
A. J. Myers<br />
Satire<br />
Originally penned by Ralph Waldo Emerson in his poem<br />
“Concord Hymn” to refer to the first shots <strong>of</strong> the <strong>American</strong> Revolutionary<br />
War, the phrase “<strong>The</strong> Shot Heard Around the World” has,<br />
over the centuries, been used to describe monumental, historically<br />
significant occasions. In sports, this phrase refers to Bobby Thomson’s<br />
homerun to win the 1951 National League Pennant. For those<br />
<strong>of</strong> you who know nothing about baseball, just nod your heads and<br />
imagine something very important. Now, for the first time in the<br />
history <strong>of</strong> the <strong>Anglo</strong>-<strong>American</strong> <strong>School</strong> <strong>of</strong> S<strong>of</strong>ia, there is an event that<br />
can be included in the pantheon <strong>of</strong> sports mythology.<br />
At 2:56 on Saturday, January 21st, the <strong>Anglo</strong>-<strong>American</strong><br />
<strong>School</strong> <strong>of</strong> S<strong>of</strong>ia’s high school boys basketball team made a freethrow.<br />
Even more impressive was the fact that they added two<br />
more free-throws to their total before the game was over and that<br />
this sudden ability to get the ball in the basket without anyone<br />
defending them coincided with their second win <strong>of</strong> the season.<br />
During their first four games <strong>of</strong> the season, the AAS basketball<br />
team had been unwilling, or possibly unable, to take advantage<br />
<strong>of</strong> the opportunities presented to them from the so called<br />
“charity stripe.” In fact, their struggles in this area had become<br />
such a problem that Head Coach Paul Brecht refused to utter the<br />
word “free-throw” around his team for fear that one <strong>of</strong> his players<br />
would start choking, as they seemed to do when faced with the<br />
idea <strong>of</strong> such an event. In fact, during their first four games, the<br />
team was a combined 0 for 53 at “the line” (or to translate for our<br />
British readers, “the queue” (why does that word have so many<br />
letters)).<br />
However, this all changed on January 21st. <strong>The</strong> curse was<br />
broken. <strong>The</strong> lid was removed from the basket. Perhaps the freethrow<br />
line was moved forward twenty centimeters. Whatever the<br />
case, something changed. Two minutes into the game, superstar<br />
guard Kyle Schultz was fouled. After missing his first free-throw,<br />
his second clanked around the rim and rolled in. A giant cheer<br />
erupted amongst the five spectators* cheering on the team. Coach<br />
Brecht and Coach Swann both breathed out a simultaneous sigh<br />
<strong>of</strong> relief, as they had feared that teams might simply start fouling<br />
on every other possession in order to significantly reduce the<br />
chances <strong>of</strong> AAS ever scoring. Two more free throws were added<br />
throughout the course <strong>of</strong> the game: one by the speedy, bolt <strong>of</strong><br />
lightning known as Jamie Le Roux and one by the fearsome beast<br />
in the paint, more commonly called Ivan Dimitrov. Admittedly,<br />
the team still posted a measly 8.456% free throw percentage, but<br />
their accomplishments overshadow such statistics.<br />
On a side note. Or maybe on a related note, or an adjacent<br />
note, possibly a note in the same octave, these three free-throws<br />
occurred during AAS’s second win <strong>of</strong> the young season. <strong>The</strong>y now<br />
sit at an impressive 2-3 record. Making this all the more remarkable<br />
is the fact that AAS currently resides on top <strong>of</strong> its conference**<br />
and remain a game away from .500. <strong>The</strong>y have already doubled<br />
their win total from the previous season and have the opportunity<br />
to triple, quadruple or even…umm… multiply that number by five<br />
by the end <strong>of</strong> the season. Indeed, the future looks bright for this<br />
young team that has shown it can inconsistently hit the rare freethrow.<br />
*Five spectators. C’mon AAS. That’s pathetic. Come to the<br />
games and support your team, you might even see them make a<br />
free-throw!<br />
**AAS is a member <strong>of</strong> BIG 1 conference, which consists <strong>of</strong><br />
one team- AAS.<br />
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