Paloma Magazine Volume 46
Paloma is a nonprofit Magazine for the entire family. We intend to educate and inform the community with positive messages and themes. We are also a media communication that offers publicity to the community. In Paloma Magazine by advertising your business, you get more than advertising because this magazine brings valuable and useful information with a positive message to households. In every issue we bring together and promote, culture, family, religion.
Paloma is a nonprofit Magazine for the entire family. We intend to educate and inform the community with positive messages and themes. We are also a media communication that offers publicity to the community. In Paloma Magazine by advertising your business, you get more than advertising because this magazine brings valuable and useful information with a positive message to households. In every issue we bring together and promote, culture, family, religion.
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Question: Why did the robber wash his clothes<br />
before jhe ran away with the loot?<br />
Answer: He wanted a clean get away.<br />
Question: How does a skeleton call<br />
his friends?<br />
Answer: On a tele-bone.<br />
JOKES FOR KIDS<br />
Question: What is the<br />
richest kind of air?<br />
Answer: A millionaire.<br />
Question: Who keeps the ocean clean?<br />
Answer: The mermaid.<br />
Question: Why did the invisible man turn down a<br />
job offer?<br />
Answer: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.<br />
Question: Why did the skeleton drink<br />
eight glasses of milk every day?<br />
Answer: Milk is good for the bones.<br />
Question: Why did Johnny jump up<br />
and down before he drank his juice?<br />
Answer: The carton said “shake well<br />
before drinking .”<br />
Question: What is a baby’s<br />
favorite reptile?<br />
Answer: A rattlesnake.<br />
Question: What does a snowman eat for breakfast?<br />
Answer: Frosted flakes.<br />
Question: Where do generals keep their armies?<br />
Answer: In their sleevies.<br />
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