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34 Fish Fingers and Custard Issue 1 "Alice" said the Doctor solemnly, "do you do everything that food tells you to do?" "I've never had food instruct me before!" exclaimed Alice. "Well then" he said, "there's a 50/50 chance that it will be good for you. Do you like those odds?" Alice considered the cake for a minute. It looked delicious. "Yes" she answered, and swallowed it whole. A strange feeling consumed her, as if she was being flattened in a wringer, being squashed and compressed until nothing remained. She squeezed her eyes shut and tried not to cry. After what seemed like an eternity (but which was really just a moment) the feeling abated. She cracked open an eyelid. The table appeared suddenly to be a mountain, reaching for the sky. The Doctor, sitting by the table watching her, seemed to be a giant, looming above her, guarding Mount Table from mythical Billy goats. On the bright side, the unlockable door was now the right size for her. On the other hand, the key for it was now even further away. Alice began to cry. Her tears fell hot and heavy upon her dress, and she fell to her knees, sobbing. The Doctor awkwardly tried to pat her on the shoulder with his little finger. He nearly sent her through the floor. "Don't fret" he said. He knelt and shuffled forward to the door, metal apparatus in hand. He pointed it at the door. It made a strange, almost whirring sound, and the tiny door swung open. Alice stopped her crying and looked up at the Doctor. "I'm going to go through" she said bravely. "I'm going to see what's on the other side. Perhaps someone there can help me home." The Doctor nodded. "Here's hoping" he said, with an encouraging smile. "I bet you'll have fabulous adventures, Alice. Just try not to waste too much time on the Caucus Race. If there is such a thing. And be careful of the Queen. If there is one. I'm not saying there are any of those things." Alice gave him one last nod, and walked through the door, to the wondrous land on the other side. However, just as she was passing through, she could have sworn she heard an extraordinary whooshing sound, followed by a muted shout of "Amy! What the hell?! You were supposed to be here ages ago!" but she put it from her mind. There were flowers talking to each other right in front of her, after all. EMMA DONOVAN
35 Fanscination What is it about this show that truly fascinates me so? Dodgy monsters, flimsy plots, amazing literature it's not. Fish Fingers and Custard Issue 1 Then why does it so grab my heart? Make me smile, make me hurt? Leave me wondering week by week what fascinating thing they'll meet. Is it the monsters? Is it the girls? Is it the man with the hair and curls? Is it the future and the past? The possibilities and laughs? Does it soothe my mind, light my day just because it's bright and gay? It's not real deep, it's not real dire but I always feel I'm lifted higher. Maybe that's the thing I need an escape from hate and greed. A happy man, a cheerful ship And all of space and time to rip. Let's go! BETAWHO http://betawho.livejournal.com
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