Fish Fingers and Custard Issue 1 - Fish Fingers and Custard Fanzine
Fish Fingers and Custard Issue 1 - Fish Fingers and Custard Fanzine
Fish Fingers and Custard Issue 1 - Fish Fingers and Custard Fanzine
You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles
YUMPU automatically turns print PDFs into web optimized ePapers that Google loves.
7<br />
<strong>Fish</strong> <strong>Fingers</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Custard</strong> <strong>Issue</strong> 1<br />
A BUNCH OF (DOCTOR WHO) FIVES<br />
5 Things I Expect Matt Smith To Own<br />
• At least one (full) football sticker album<br />
• (Pirated) Classic Series’ DVD’s<br />
• At least one item of one of Karen Gillan’s<br />
costumes<br />
• (Broken) Doctor Who toys<br />
• A vast collection of hats<br />
5 Things I Suspect Steven Moffat Does<br />
Whilst Writing<br />
• Writes ideas on his h<strong>and</strong>s before typing it<br />
out<br />
• Makes sure there is as much noise as<br />
possible before he starts<br />
• Drinks Irn Bru<br />
• Curses under his breath as the dreaded<br />
Microsoft Paperclip pops up<br />
• Recycles lines from his previous works<br />
5 Things I Want To See From Karen<br />
Gillan<br />
• More great facial expressions<br />
• More wearing of tights<br />
• Continued usage of the phrase ‘ma boys’<br />
• A dress littered with ?’s, ala the JNT era<br />
• Her phone number<br />
5 Actors Who Should Guest Star In<br />
Doctor Who<br />
• David Jason<br />
• Rik Mayall<br />
• Sean Pertwee<br />
• Graham Norton<br />
• Harry Sedgewick<br />
5 Things That Tom Baker will do before<br />
agreeing to do Big Finish stories<br />
• Go h<strong>and</strong> gilding<br />
• Be Engl<strong>and</strong>’s captain for the World Cup<br />
<strong>and</strong> replace John Terry at centre-half<br />
• Go to a convention <strong>and</strong> dress up as Tegan<br />
• L<strong>and</strong> on the moon<br />
• Guest star in the new series of Doctor Who,<br />
as The Master<br />
5 Big Finish characters who are better<br />
than their television series counterparts<br />
• Evelyn Smythe (played by Maggie Stables)<br />
• Charlotte ‘Charley’ Pollard (India <strong>Fish</strong>er)<br />
• Lucie Miller (Sheridan Smith)<br />
• Thomas Hector ‘Hex’ Schofield (Philip<br />
Oliver)<br />
• Bernice ‘Benny’ Summerfield (Lisa<br />
Bowerman)<br />
5 Doctor Who Stories That Would Make<br />
Good Adult Movie Titles<br />
• The Pleasure Hive<br />
• Planet of the Ooh<br />
• Galaxy 4-Some<br />
• Under-ware World<br />
• The Girl in My-place<br />
5 Doctor Who ‘Agendas’, Made Up By<br />
Fans<br />
• The ‘Gay Agenda’<br />
• The ‘Scottish Agenda’<br />
• The ‘London Agenda’<br />
• The ‘Earth’ Agenda<br />
• The ‘Poking Fun At Fans’ Agenda<br />
5 Pointless Castings In Doctor Who<br />
• Hale <strong>and</strong> Pace<br />
• Gerald Flood<br />
• McFly<br />
• Barbara Windsor<br />
• Mike Skinner<br />
5 Things That Would Happen If Doctor<br />
Who or Torchwood Was Ever Broadcast<br />
on FOX in the US<br />
• It’ll be subtitled<br />
• Each episode would be 3 hours long,<br />
thanks to advert breaks<br />
• The name of the program will always be<br />
shown as ‘Doc. Who’, whilst Torchwood<br />
will be ‘Torchwood:UK’<br />
• Any gay/sexual references will be cut out.<br />
• John Barrowman will be cut out