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And I guarantee he will not be<br />

bannedfor life. He may retire, but<br />

if he decides to box again, Don<br />

King will get 40 million suckers to<br />

pay $50 a head to see it go down<br />

live on pay per view. That is the<br />

way it is.<br />

The ironic thing is that Evander<br />

Holyfield, who donates millions of<br />

dollars every year to children's<br />

charities will not be paid back for ~<br />

getting his ear bit off while he w<strong>as</strong><br />

in the ring. He will have that story<br />

to tell forever.<br />

So what would Tyson have to<br />

have done that would have got<br />

him banned from boxing forever?<br />

Two bites didn't do it. Hitting a<br />

Nevada State police officer didn't<br />

do it. Mike is worth way too much<br />

money. What if after the bites, he<br />

kicked Evander in the balls?<br />

Probably not. Suppose after the<br />

bite and the kick in the balls, Tyson<br />

whipped out his prick and pissed<br />

~=-_E!!!!!!!!!!:=lall ' over Holyfield and the referee?<br />

The bottom line is that after<br />

Banned forever? Maybe? Maybe<br />

Tyson gets his suspensions and fines and not. How about biting Holyfield twice,<br />

all is said and done he will get paid in<br />

excess of 20 million dollars.<br />

hitting some cops, kicking Evander in<br />

the balls, pissing all over him and the<br />

ref and some spectators, and then take a<br />

gun from one of his thugs and rape<br />

somebody else right there in the ring<br />

and then kill all of the judges...<br />

How about then.<br />

Then would we finally say "no" to.Don<br />

King? ,<br />

Or would we wait for the rematch/..<br />

-Maxx<br />

our new e-mail addressisdicks@slugmag.com

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