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And I guarantee he will not be<br />
bannedfor life. He may retire, but<br />
if he decides to box again, Don<br />
King will get 40 million suckers to<br />
pay $50 a head to see it go down<br />
live on pay per view. That is the<br />
way it is.<br />
The ironic thing is that Evander<br />
Holyfield, who donates millions of<br />
dollars every year to children's<br />
charities will not be paid back for ~<br />
getting his ear bit off while he w<strong>as</strong><br />
in the ring. He will have that story<br />
to tell forever.<br />
So what would Tyson have to<br />
have done that would have got<br />
him banned from boxing forever?<br />
Two bites didn't do it. Hitting a<br />
Nevada State police officer didn't<br />
do it. Mike is worth way too much<br />
money. What if after the bites, he<br />
kicked Evander in the balls?<br />
Probably not. Suppose after the<br />
bite and the kick in the balls, Tyson<br />
whipped out his prick and pissed<br />
~=-_E!!!!!!!!!!:=lall ' over Holyfield and the referee?<br />
The bottom line is that after<br />
Banned forever? Maybe? Maybe<br />
Tyson gets his suspensions and fines and not. How about biting Holyfield twice,<br />
all is said and done he will get paid in<br />
excess of 20 million dollars.<br />
hitting some cops, kicking Evander in<br />
the balls, pissing all over him and the<br />
ref and some spectators, and then take a<br />
gun from one of his thugs and rape<br />
somebody else right there in the ring<br />
and then kill all of the judges...<br />
How about then.<br />
Then would we finally say "no" to.Don<br />
King? ,<br />
Or would we wait for the rematch/..<br />
-Maxx<br />
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