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Continuing chapter 31 "pizza
delivery boy surprise"
Where we find BooBoo confronting
Timmy on the steps of fathers mansion....
"You Bastard" BooBoo shouted as he
grabbed Timmy by the scruff of the
neck, and licked his head not once
not twice but thrice.
If you come back from bigcitysville
with one of those damned automatic
yam pickers, I will be forced to tell
the towns people about
your evil experiments. "Damn you
BooBoo" Timmy slapped Boofloos
hand away witch caused his hair to
be pulled and this was painful.
no one likes the hair on the back of
their head pulled. but Timmy was so
angry that somehow it was tolerable
and he almost didn't notice.
You think you are the boss of me!
But let me let you in on a little
secret my misinformed friend, it is I
who encompass your doom!
At that moment blanch burst
through the front door.
Booboo, Timmy, this is not
about yam pickers or who is the boss
of who. this is about me isn't it? as
blanch passed through the screen
door her
hand scraped a rusty old nail, and a
single droop of her lily red blood
caught the eye of both brothers as it
dripped from the nail
'
it seemed to take an eternity as it
dropped to the
floor and
splashed
on the whitest
porch in
~~ '\ ' Cupolupeepee
, County. unfortu- ,
nately the damage
". didn't stop there
the nail dug deepi:!Iiiiiiiil....~~~~
, er in her hand
and she was moving so ' I
fast that it ripped her arm clean off.
She did not hesitate for a second, the
truth had to come out, sherhad been
living a lie for too long. you two are
so consumed with who has the
'... . '. ' "­
biggest dick you have blirioed your
self's. ~",.' ''. "
I don't love either of you . I amin
love with Kibosh my Hindu servant.
who is kind and lovi " ana is familiar
with a yoga ~ "" se wh~re h i s
tongue moves fa r R