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This letter is a<br />
warning to all <strong>SLUG</strong><br />
readers;<br />
The editor of this<br />
paper is a Steve Young<br />
loving, Jerry Rice<br />
wanna be San<br />
Francisco 4ger's fan,<br />
or is it the 6ger 's? Its<br />
probabl y not his fault<br />
though, being<br />
brainw<strong>as</strong>hed from<br />
birth. The only good<br />
mov e the 4ger's ever<br />
made w<strong>as</strong> taking Ken<br />
Norton Jr. from the<br />
Cowboys. Get a life<br />
Gianni, admit your<br />
mistakes. You should<br />
apologize to all the<br />
loyal readers of<br />
<strong>SLUG</strong>. You really<br />
think anyone would<br />
even pick <strong>SLUG</strong> up, if<br />
they knew what you<br />
stood for? Are you the<br />
. dumbfuckredneck<br />
from pa ge 28 of l<strong>as</strong>t<br />
<strong>issue</strong>? Do you<br />
m<strong>as</strong>terb ate (sp) wh ile<br />
looking at Steve<br />
ED: the photo is in my living<br />
room NOT my bedroom... by<br />
the way, how's the Dall<strong>as</strong><br />
Crackhouse doing anyway?<br />
Hey Fucker<br />
. Here's your writing<br />
turned in two da ys before the<br />
usual deadline. You want articles,<br />
I got articles. You want<br />
reviews, I got reviews. You<br />
want previews, I got previews.<br />
My phone h<strong>as</strong> been<br />
disconnected for two days so<br />
I could write. Your harr<strong>as</strong>sment<br />
doesn't help me. Stop it.<br />
Okay fucker? Your t<strong>as</strong>k, if<br />
'<br />
you choose to accept it, is to<br />
dear<br />
Young's photo on your fuck with these words in your<br />
bedroom wall? You<br />
graphic design mode and<br />
need to seek<br />
make them attractive to<br />
L-.<br />
-.,idiots. If the words are made<br />
dlckheads.<br />
to appear attractive enough<br />
the idiots will read the<br />
words and have their infor<br />
L- ....,.....__.....filled with more useless<br />
professional help<br />
information. That is my life.<br />
Dear Dickheads,<br />
ASAP Signed,<br />
See ya!<br />
Concerned<br />
••<br />
mation overloaded brains<br />
-William Ass Burrows<br />
Dear Dicks<br />
I see you have sunk<br />
to new levels of stupidity<br />
wh en trying to be cute . You<br />
are not. The Jew Live Crew???<br />
Give me a break.<br />
-M. Olsen<br />
ED: I'm <strong>as</strong>suming the M.<br />
Olson stands for 'Mrs .' <strong>as</strong> in .<br />
the Folgers lady. I thought<br />
you were dead. Apparently<br />
you r sense of humor is<br />
though . Thanks dumb<strong>as</strong>s,<br />
now you've made JR cry.<br />
you ~ot<br />
sometfi'lng<br />
to ,say?<br />
write' US •••<br />
<strong>SLUG</strong>, "<br />
Dear"<br />
Dlckha5t,ds<br />
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emai.l<br />
di,cks@<br />
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sl~gmag"com<br />
SLU~<br />
JULY J..99'7<br />
VOLUME 9<br />
ISSUE '7<br />
#:1.03<br />
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slugmag.com<br />
or visit our website<br />
www.slugmag.com<br />
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