ARTS&ENTERTAINMENTElaine Vietswith her 1986Jaguar(namedBlack Beauty)AWomanofMysteryBy Jan EngorenW“Working 9 to 5 – what a way to make a living ….it’s all takin’ and no givin.’”Dolly Parton in “Nine-to-Five”“Take this job and shove it; I ain’t workin’ here no more”Lyrics by David Allan CoeOr as Fort Lauderdale resident and best-selling mystery book authorElaine Viets says, “Working for a living can be murder.”Viets, a St. Louis native and a former syndicated humor columnist forthe St. Louis Post-Dispatch, knows whereof she speaks. She is theprolific writer and author of the Dead End Job series mystery booksfeaturing Helen Hawthorne, super sleuth, and another series ofbooks, the Mystery Shopper series, featuring Josie Marcus.Viets got the idea for Josie Marcus and the Mystery Shopper series, asher mother was a real-life mystery shopper. Viets draws on real-lifeincidents, locations and actual dead-end jobs to create a sense ofverisimilitude in her novels and characters. In the guiseof research, Viets bravely goes undercover into the pink-collarghetto. She has sold lingerie, books and wedding gowns; worked asa telemarketer, survey taker and in an upscale doggie boutique inFort Lauderdale.After being excised from her position at the St. Louis Post-Dispatchafter 25 years, Viets relocated from Washington, D.C. to Florida (likeher heroine) to remake her life and career. She put her humor andexpertise to work by creating two series of comedic mystery books,both with female gumshoes in the style of what mystery writer TimDorsey calls “Janet Evanovich meets <strong>The</strong> Fugitive.”Viets has a knack for tapping into a particularly feminine gestalt andpsyche using female touchstones such as fashion, shopping,boyfriends, etc., mixed with a dose of self-deprecating humor as theglue in her mystery book recipe. Her books are not only fast-pacedand fun, but impart a subtle social message as well.“My books are humorous and socially conscious,” Viets said. “Both series have elements that readers, especially women, findentertaining, but there’s a message, as well.”64 MAY 2010She makes wry observations on the particular species knownas ‘Floridians,’ both the native and non-native species and theirbehavior, lifestyle and clothing choices.Most women will get a kick out of her characters, which are plaguedby such mortal considerations as friendship, relationships, sex, deathand money. <strong>The</strong>re are trophy wives, mistresses and single moms,exploits and whodunits in high-end fashion boutiques, weddings, andconsignment shops and assorted adventures with cosmetic surgery,hairstylists, designer purses and pooches as well as the alwaysenjoyable gossiping with girlfriends. Can anyone say chick-lit?Her female protagonist, Helen Hawthorne, flees to South Floridafrom St. Louis, and falls into the ghetto of low-paying menial jobs inorder to work off the books and stay below the legal radar.Like so many others flocking to South Florida, Hawthorne is on thelam, after having discovered her husband and neighbor in flagrantedelicto and indulging in a spot of revenge.Viets’ first book, “Shop Till You Drop,” is set in a high-end salonwhere murder, intrigue and eating disorders reign. “Murder Between<strong>The</strong> Covers,” the second book in the series, is set in a bookstore fancifullynamed Page Turners. Viets did her actual, hands-on researchat the more mundanely monikered Barnes & Noble Bookstore inHollywood. In her 9th and most recent book in the series, “Half-Price Homicide,” Helen and Phil, Helen’s PI paramour, return totheir hometown of St. Louis to get married.In an example of the fragile line between real life and fictional life, aspart of Viets’ upcoming book tour in May, Viets is hosting a real-lifewedding shower for Helen and Phil at Well-Read Books in FortLauderdale. <strong>The</strong> shower will be catered by the Eleventh StreetAnnex, the same place Helen and Phil have their engagement lunchin the book.An avid mystery book fan, she loves Michael Connelly, Sue Graftonand Agatha Christie. Viets frequented the Murder on the BeachBookstore in Delray Beach where she met the founder and, at thattime, owner of the bookstore, Joanne Sinchuk. It was Sinchuk who
urged Viets to useher background inhumor writing to createHelen Hawthorneand the “Dead-EndJob” series books.“As a woman and theowner of the bookstore,I see what sells andwhat women want andthey want a characterthey can imagine asthemselves,” Sinchuksaid. “More than 70percent of all bookspurchased are purchasedby women, so it makessense to give womensomething they enjoy and can relate to. Elaine’s first book in theseries, “Shop Till You Drop,” made the Best Seller’s List and herbooks continuously make the Best Seller’s List.”In fact, her new book, “Half-Price Homicide,” received a starredreview from Publisher’s Weekly. She has also won both the AgathaAward (for best mystery in the style of Agatha Christie) for BestShort Story and the Anthony Award for the “Wedding Knife.”Viets, who grew up reading Nancy Drew, typically writes two booksper year.“I like what I do,” she said. “I write each day. I get up by 8 a.m., havebreakfast, write until 11 a.m. when I take a short break, then sit downand write until 3 p.m. I usually have a late lunch and work at least 6 to8 hours each day.”Viets offered advice for first-time writers.“Writing is an art as well as a business,” she said. “If you writechicklit, or thrillers or women’s fiction or science fiction, know yoursubgenre. Know the award winners and the top sellers. Try not towrite because a subject is suddenly selling. Unless you have a trulyfresh and original idea, your book will be a hard sell. Which goesback to the first part — know your subgenre.”It’s apparent that Viets has gathered all the evidence and clues, interrogatedthe witnesses and suspects, deduced all the motives to solvethe mystery that is writing, leaves no stone unturned and knows hergenres and subgenres inside out. Case closed.Elaine Viets’ booksigning for “Half-Price Homicide” is May 10 atMurder on the Beach Bookstore, 273 NE 2nd Ave., Delray Beach. Formore information, call 561-279-7790.Helen’s wedding shower date is Wednesday, May 12, at 7 p.m. atWell-Read Books, 1374 S. 17th St., Ft. Lauderdale. For reservations,call 954-467-8878.the PARKLANDER65