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Interesting Word TwisterThe Breeding BullHUMORSee if you can figure out what these words have in common:BananaDresserGrammarPotatoReviveUnevenAssessCome on….give it another try .Ok..... Answers at botom of pageSister Of St. FrancisA man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when henotices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERSOF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILESHe thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives onwithout second thought.... Soon he sees another sign whichreads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION5 MILESSuddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real anddrives past a third sign saying:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXTRIGHTHis curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with asmall sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHe climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answeredby a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do foryou my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highwayand was interested in possibly doing business...." "Verywell my son. Please follow me." He is led through many windingpassages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at aclosed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door." Hedoes so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cupanswers the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 inthe cup then go through the large wooden door at the end ofthe hallway." He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down thehall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. Thedoor locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facinganother sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEENSCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOURIGHT, YOU SINNER!A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their firststops was the breeding bull exhibit. They went up to thefirst pen and there was a sign attached that said, "Thisbull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudgedher husband in the ribs and said, "See . He mated 50times last year ... once-a-week." They walked to thesecond pen which had a sign attached that said, "Thisbull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husbanda healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice aweek! You could learn a lot from him." They walked tothe third pen and it had a sign attached that said, incapital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." Thewife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband'sribs, said, that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLYlearn something from this one." The husband looked ather and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with thesame cow."NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgradedfrom critical to stable and the doctors say after monthsof rehab and a couple more operations he will be ok.Yearly PhysicalYesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high,I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot.My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicatedand it would solve my physical problems. He saidjust think in colors; Fill your plate with bright colors:greens, yellows, reds, etc. I went right home and ate anentire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt betterimmediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.figure it out?word backwards, it will be the same word. Did youplace it at the end of the word, and then spell theIn all of the words listed, if you take the first letter,Answer To Word TwisterSeptember 2007 • 35