WASTEBOOK 201435A disruption in the time-space continuum chronofactshas somehow caused voicemails from thefuture to fall from the sky, warning everyonewho hears them about the disastrous effectsof global warming: Zombies on the loose,airports underwater and bananas nearlyimpossible to find. So sets the stage for agame called FutureCoast, which attempts toteach people about what the future mighthold if climate change makes the seas rise. 489It’s all funded by the National ScienceFoundation using a portion of a $5.2 milliongrant to Columbia University given, in part,to develop an interactive game to spurclimate change activism. 490 FutureCoast isa “collaborative game” set in an alternativeworld where fictional voicemails have beentransported back in time – cased in pieces ofcircular plastic called “chronofacts” – allowingpeople to listen in on what earthlings from thefuture say about the climate. 491Participants play along by discoveringthe location of chronofacts, which are stashedaround the country in different locations –all tagged with GPS coordinates. Every sooften, the game’s organizers will releasethe coordinates of one or two over Twitter,allowing players to go out and search for them.Once found, players load information from theVoicemails From the Future Warnof Post Apocalyptic World$5.2 milliononline and a new voicemail ismade available on the FutureCoast website. 492One message describes sunny 75degree weather in Antarctica compared toa chilly -2 degrees in Arizona with expectedhailstorms. 493 In another message, someonetalks about how Washington, D.C. was hitwith ten feet of snow. 494 A different characterleaves a voicemail about rioting over foodshortages and rationing across the country. 495One caller claims “neo-luddites” are out tokill anyone with scientific knowledge, 496 andanother paints a cryptic image of a zombieapocalypse saying that “when you see them,you will know what to do.” 497The game’s creator, Ken Eklund, callshis work “authentic fiction” and insists he“create[s] the attractive narrative vacuumthat people fill up with their stories – playfully,yet with intention.” 498 In designing the game,he tried to create a world “that has this ringof authenticity to it, even though it might bewildly fictional.” 499 According to him, “[t]hefiction part is kind of a term for a playful worldthat you’re creating together, and a playfulprocess.” 500The game’s producer, Sara Thacher,believes the game allows people from differentviewpoints to discuss climate change usingtheir voicemail messages. 501 Eklund agrees,but adds that the game is more than that,“We’re looking for black swans. We’re lookingfor people who have an insight about thefuture.” 502“I think that there are a lot of people whowant to have an invitation to say somethingabout climate change,” Eklund continued,“And I think this is the opportunity. It is thissort of creative challenge – you say it, but yousay it in your future voice.” 503In the end, the goal of the game wasmodest, according to its designers. StephaniePfirman, a professor affiliated with the projectnoted that the goal of the game wasn’tnecessarily to educate people on climateresearch, but rather to get people able toaddress the issue to simply think about it. 504In one voicemail from the future, a little girl asks grandma tosee the last living lobster.34
WASTEBOOK 20143637 38FEMA OverlooksThe Funny WaysFlood Victims,GovernmentWastes Your Money: FAA Upgrades Rebuilds GolfCourse InsteadLaughing Classes Low-TrafficAirport Serving $202,291$47,000 High-End SkiThe federal government rebuffed pleas forResortTaxpayers’ funny bones may not betickled by the federal government’s laughingclasses for college students.$18 millionThe University of California, Los Angelesis offering an undergraduate course exploring“the nature of human laughter and humor”with the support of $25,000 from the NationalEndowment for the Humanities (NEH). 505Another comedy class is being developedby Butler University in Indianapolis with thesupport of nearly $22,000 from NEH. 506 Theseminar, called “Why Is It Funny” will “examineissues such as how laughter plays with ourperceptions, the appeal of subversive humor,whether comedy is ‘a guy thing,’ the role oflaughter in civic discourse, and whether wecan laugh at war.” 507 In addition to readingsfrom Aristotle, Shakespeare, and Oscar Wilde,students will watch classic films and episodesof M*A*S*H. 508 “As a final project, studentswill develop either a stand-up routine ora, “comedy piece using the tools of digitalstorytelling.” 509This ROFL (internet slang for rolling onthe floor inducing laughter) curriculum mayoffer students a comedy break from the notso funny STEM 510 courses, but our nation’s $17trillion in debt is nothing to laugh at.The federal government is spending nearly $50,000 onlaughing classes for college studentsThe airport for “Sun Valley ski resortthat is a magnet for the rich and famous” 511 isgetting a multi-million dollar facelift courtesyof taxpayers.The Federal Aviation Administration(FAA) awarded $18 million as part of a seriesof federal grants to cover the majority of the$34 million construction project for FriedmanMemorial Airport. 512 The federal requirementsthat supposedly warrant the project includesa waiting lounge for arriving passengersthat “will have comfortable chairs and afireplace.” 513As the home of some of the best resortgolf courses in the country, Sun Valley isalso very popular summer destination for thewell-heeled. 514 For example, “Media stalwarts,CEOs, and technology luminaries” come tothe area “for the 30th annual conference –known as ‘summer camp’ for moguls.” Themulti-billion decision by Comcast to purchaseNBC Universal supposedly occurred there. 515Some of the celebrities that frequentor have second homes in Sun Valley includeTom Hanks, Bruce Willis, Ashton Kutcher andArnold Schwarzenegger. 516In 1936, the Resort was built to mirrorthe “luxury” of Swiss ski resorts. 517 It was thehome of “the first chairlift in the world” andalmost immediately, became “the place to skiand be seen for the top start, Garry Cooper,Clark Gable, Lucille Ball, Marilyn Monroe”among others. 518 The two main hotels foyersare “jammed with pictures of celebritiesspanning three quarters of a century.” 519There are only four daily commercialdepartures on average. 520 Of those flights,about eighty percent of the airport users arevisiting the area or are part-time residents. 521Even the airport manager, Rick Baird,is surprised at the multi-million dollar grant:“Airports of our size don’t normally get grantsof this size.” 522assistance from Austin, Texas homeowners thatwere directly impacted by what some called thestorm of the century, 523 but paid hundreds of thousandsof dollars to rebuild local golf courses.Last Halloween, central Texas, including thecity of Austin, experienced a historic storm. Fivepeople were killed during the flooding, and morethan 500 homes were damaged. 524 Texas GovernorRick Perry requested a disaster declaration notingthat the floods had left a “devastating financial burdenon our local communities.” 525 Although FederalEmergency Management Agency (FEMA) deniedthe state’s request to provide funds to individualsdirectly affected by the storm, it approved thestate’s request for funds to rebuild damaged infrastructure.526The city’s publicly-owned golf courses sufferedin the flooding too. 527The Roy Kizer public course, characterizedby a “links style layout spread out over 200 acres,”with “ample fairways and the choice of five setsof tees” for every golfer, had two greens underwater for a few hours, and lost a section of cartpath, according to the City’s Golf Division. 528 TheLions and Morris Williams courses were describedas having minimal damage, but the City secured$37,663 in FEMA grants. 529 The Jimmy Clay coursesuffered the worst damage, with “several greenssubmerged in up to 6 feet of water,” “three fairwayswith standing water,” and worst of all, the need toreplace the sand in bunkers on holes 4 and 11. 530The course was closed for nine days following thestorm. 531Although FEMA grant funds are only supposedto be used to pay for damage specificallycaused by the disaster, the same greens damagedin the flood were also suffering from the ill effects ofa nematode infestation, an insect referred to as the“Hidden Enemy” of golf courses. 532Natural disasters can wreak havoc onAmerican cities and towns. FEMA oversees anumber of programs that are intended to providetaxpayer funds to individuals, and state and localgovernments to help pay for repairs to critical publicly-ownedinfrastructure, like community hospitals,and schools after severe disasters. Since 1999,FEMA has spent more than $18 million rebuildingpublic golf courses damaged during disasters. 53335
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