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I am still alive,<br />
and well, and<br />
living off the<br />
grid! Touch and<br />
go there for a<br />
while because<br />
this winter just<br />
about had me<br />
beat. I burned<br />
twenty-four cords of wood, more than I’ve ever<br />
used before. Most of my time was spent removing<br />
snow or in creative thought. Not much else to do up here on Crayfish Creek in the<br />
winter. My thoughts generally lean towards better ways of heating the house or<br />
new ways of creating power. The turbine worked great all winter, until six weeks<br />
ago when all my improvements started failing due to frost heaving. Nothing wrong<br />
with the turbine, but to invent a way to use some of the wasted heat going up the<br />
chimney to make power would be awesome. The wood stove is going 24/7 anyway.<br />
So, I have come up with an idea for that. More to come. Also, while straining my<br />
brain, I have come up with an answer for world peace, anti-gravity, cheap fuel and<br />
perpetual motion. Why not a freshwater pipeline to dry areas all over the world<br />
from places that have lots of water? It is done with oil, why not water?<br />
I’m not the only one who has come up with marvelous marvels. Several years ago<br />
someone decided that in the best interests of the planet, instead of using petroleumbased<br />
plastic to insulate wires why not use vegetable oil-based plastic? Green<br />
forever! Hooray! Time passed and automobile manufacturers, I won’t say which<br />
ones, received complaints; short circuits, fires and all sorts of electrical problems. It<br />
turned out that vegetable-based plastic is food, and is digestible, by just about any<br />
critter. Critters like MICE THAT ATE THE INSULATION OFF THE WIRES OF MY<br />
SOLAR PANELS! #$%&@#* The insulation was not just chewed, it had been eaten,<br />
digested and shat out! The entire six-foot length! While doing some repair work, I<br />
noticed the verminizeds wires, which unfortunately plug into the panels and cannot<br />
be put into any kind of conduit or pipe. The trick is to keep the wires flexible so the<br />
panels can be tilted. Luckily, because I have many horseshoes in dark places and I<br />
pray to the proper Deities, the wires<br />
were twisted and could not be eaten<br />
where the wires actually touched so<br />
no damage occurred to the system.<br />
Ah, bullet dodged. I used someone<br />
else’s marvel called “Magic Tape” to<br />
wrap each wire individually and then<br />
then all together. This tape is similar<br />
to black hockey tape but when it<br />
is stretched and wrapped around<br />
something it sticks and fuses to itself<br />
making a solid piece of weatherproof<br />
rubber.<br />
About ten years ago I dodged<br />
another bullet, once again because of<br />
the horseshoes and Deities, although<br />
startling good looks and a wondrous<br />
personality helped. I arrived home<br />
and smelled burning paper. The<br />
pellet stove was out although the<br />
hopper was full. Strange! Something<br />
burning. Checked the whole house<br />
then the attic. Holy @#&* it was<br />
full of smoke and the cellulose<br />
insulation, a paper-product not<br />
supposed to burn, was smoldering<br />
around the pellet stove pipe. How?<br />
I had installed the required 18”<br />
metal cone over the pipe to keep<br />
the heat away from the insulation<br />
and everything had been inspected<br />
and besides, pellet stoves don’t have<br />
chimney fires anyway. Right, unless<br />
the idiot who sold you the package<br />
gave you a chimney cap that was<br />
meant for a propane fireplace! After<br />
the smoldering insulation was put<br />
out and the three lightly charred<br />
joists cleaned up, it seems there had<br />
indeed been a chimney fire. Smoke<br />
couldn’t vent-out properly because<br />
of the cap, creosote had built up<br />
and a chimney fire resulted. The<br />
pipe was built to take that kind<br />
of heat, but the heat was enough<br />
to melt, and then ignite, the glue<br />
on the back of the C.S.A. sticker,<br />
higher up the stovepipe. (Canadian<br />
Standards Association - you know<br />
the place where things are tested to<br />
make sure they are safe). The sticker<br />
then slid down the pipe to the cone<br />
and fell, burning, onto the cellulose<br />
insulation. The yellow track of the<br />
melted glue was very visible and<br />
the sticker was still there, black and<br />
crispy but with the C.S.A. label - still<br />
readable. The point of fire was the<br />
burning label! How many house fires<br />
have burning C.S.A. labels caused?<br />
Horseshoes I tell you! Horseshoes,<br />
another marvel.<br />
Off the Grid<br />
Marvelous<br />
Marvels<br />
Peter Cloutier - Main Street<br />
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