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The first adventure in the popular Siam Storm Series. When a small golden box containing dental remains of the Buddha is stolen and its guardian monks murdered; it is the surviving combatant monk, Pon's, duty to recover the holy item and avenge his brother monks. Pon leaves his secluded monastery in the Cardamom jungle to search of the man responsible. He enters Cambodia, where he finds the employer of, Dam, the man who committed the crime, but Dam has already fled, taking the box. Spock, Stu, and Nick are three lovable English rogues who are enjoying a holiday experience of a lifetime in Pattaya, in southeast Thailand. While enjoying a raucous night out, they accidentally stumble across the holy box and, unaware of its sacred contents, replace them with Nicks knocked out dentures. Pon, after pursuing Dam to Pattaya, runs into Spock, Stu, and Nick. Calamity follows and they all get swept up into a new kind of adventure. The fun has just begun...

The first adventure in the popular Siam Storm Series.

When a small golden box containing dental remains of the Buddha is stolen and its guardian monks murdered; it is the surviving combatant monk, Pon's, duty to recover the holy item and avenge his brother monks. Pon leaves his secluded monastery in the Cardamom jungle to search of the man responsible. He enters Cambodia, where he finds the employer of, Dam, the man who committed the crime, but Dam has already fled, taking the box.
Spock, Stu, and Nick are three lovable English rogues who are enjoying a holiday experience of a lifetime in Pattaya, in southeast Thailand. While enjoying a raucous night out, they accidentally stumble across the holy box and, unaware of its sacred contents, replace them with Nicks knocked out dentures.
Pon, after pursuing Dam to Pattaya, runs into Spock, Stu, and Nick. Calamity follows and they all get swept up into a new kind of adventure.

The fun has just begun...

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“Make sure you check their feet size, check for an Adam’s apple and<br />

check between their legs before you go anywhere near any of those<br />

girls,” they were advised by a friend in England. This played on their<br />

minds, even more so now that they were in the situation, even though<br />

Nick tried to reassure them the stories were untrue.<br />

“What a load of bollocks,” he would say.<br />

Still unsure, Stu ignored the two girls and turned to Nick.<br />

“Are we in a brothel, mate?”<br />

It amused Nick to observe these Pattaya virgins in action. He<br />

remembered his first time here and knew he had acted the same.<br />

“No mate, not exactly,” he mused. He then leaned over and said<br />

something to the girl sitting next to Stu. With a look of annoyance and<br />

disbelief, she looked at Stu, stood up, and lifted her short skirt to reveal<br />

her bare pubic region.<br />

“Me not ladyboy. Me lady...Sure!”<br />

This came as a shock to both Stu and Spock, as flashes of Mary Tate<br />

went through both their minds. The woman then spent the next few<br />

moments convincing them that she was indeed a woman. Ten minutes<br />

later, thoroughly reassured and enjoying their ice-cold beers, Stu turned<br />

to face Spock, who had a stupid, dopey contented grin on his face.<br />

“What an amazing little place,” he said, looking down between his legs<br />

at his naked mid section and approving of the oral dexterity of his<br />

temporary, but amenable, new friend.

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