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vol. 14 no. 1<br />
pop culture, politics, college, etc.<br />
BINARIES<br />
INSIDE:<br />
STEM or Humanities, Women Can’t Win<br />
Inside Ithaca’s Planned Parenthood<br />
The Museum of the American Other<br />
The Politics of Black Hair
MEET THE EDITORS<br />
KATIE O’BRIEN NATHANIEL CODERRE YANA MAKUWA<br />
editor in chief<br />
managing editor<br />
editor in chief<br />
THELONIA SAUNDERS<br />
YANA LYSENKO<br />
MICHELLE SAVRAN<br />
art editor<br />
watch & listen editor<br />
art editor<br />
TIA LEWIS<br />
NATHAN POWELL<br />
MAURA THOMAS<br />
bite size/copy editor<br />
design editor<br />
copy editor
managing editor<br />
bite size<br />
zooming in<br />
zooming out<br />
watch and listen<br />
kitsch<br />
nathaniel coderre<br />
tia lewis<br />
yana makuwa<br />
katie o’brien<br />
nathaniel coderre<br />
yana lysenko<br />
writers zoe ferguson<br />
melvin li<br />
alejandra alvarez<br />
jael goldfine<br />
kira roybal<br />
sarah chekfa<br />
susie plotkin<br />
jagravi dave<br />
simi best<br />
felicia kuhnreich<br />
barbara esuoso<br />
riley henderson<br />
vol 14 no 1 || fall <strong>2015</strong><br />
editors in chief katie o’brien + yana makuwa<br />
copy editors<br />
art editors<br />
design editor<br />
tia lewis<br />
maura thomas<br />
thelonia saunders<br />
michelle savran<br />
nathan powell<br />
fiction writers ariella reidenberg<br />
naroé palacios cruz<br />
spencer holm<br />
artists thelonia saunders<br />
michelle savran<br />
maura thomas<br />
julia pearson<br />
jin yoo<br />
riley henderson<br />
daniel toretsky<br />
advisors michael koch<br />
english, cornell university<br />
catherine taylor<br />
writing, ithaca college<br />
cover art thelonia saunders
in this issue<br />
4 Letter from the Editors<br />
5 On the Plaza<br />
6 Connoisseurs: Beer or Wine?<br />
7 VHS vs DVD: The Face Off<br />
9 Office Space: Mukoma Wa Ngugi<br />
11 Inside Ithaca’s Planned Parenthood<br />
15 Dependence: Coffee in College<br />
17 Compulsively Joining Clubs in College<br />
19 STEM or Humanities, Women Can’t Win<br />
21 A Meditation on Double Majoring<br />
23 Dear White People with Dreads<br />
27 The Museum of the American Other<br />
30 Photography of Agony and the Western Gaze<br />
33 Lawrence Lessig: A New Kind of Candidate<br />
35 Twitter: The New Nest of Campaign Donations<br />
37 French Girl Syndrome<br />
39 Tavi Gevinson and New Creativity<br />
41 The False Dichotomy of Disney’s Female Characters<br />
43 Mulder and Scully: Meant to Be<br />
45 The Cathartic Absurdity of Mel Brooks<br />
47 The Olivia Popes & Jess Days of TV<br />
49 Feminism 101 with Nicki Minaj<br />
51 The Lingering Era of the Male Talk Show Host<br />
53 “Post-Colonial” Punk with The Kominas<br />
55 From Breath to Brain<br />
56 Erosion: Part 1 & Part 2<br />
57 Hell Is Real, Fake Leather<br />
58 That Was My Name<br />
59 Judgment Day<br />
kitsch magazine, an independent student organization located at Cornell<br />
University and Ithaca College, produced and is responsible for the content of<br />
this publication. This publication was not reviewed or approved by, nor does it<br />
necessarily express or reflect the policies or opinions of Cornell University, Ithaca<br />
College, or their designated representatives.
LETTER FROM THE EDITORS<br />
There’s a theory in philosophical circles that says if you only consider<br />
two sides of an argument you’re committing a fallacy. The False Dilemma fallacy<br />
lurks behind dichotomies between man and woman, white and black, East and<br />
West, gay and straight. These are all categories that we ascribe assuming they<br />
are based on inherent traits rather than arbitrary social constructions. Underlying<br />
many of the tensions in today’s pop culture and political debates is the tendency<br />
to oversimplify issues into these long-established, false dichotomies. Many fields<br />
of modern critical thinking, like third-wave feminism, postcolonial studies, and<br />
critical race theory, work to deconstruct these cultural binaries. This semester,<br />
kitsch sought to do the same.<br />
Complicating the narrative around common feminist issues, several<br />
writers address different ways women are pigeonholed into particular roles. Zoe<br />
Ferguson argues that the push for women to enter STEM fields is not enough—<br />
we have to also address the sexism that devalues their work in the humanities.<br />
Susie Plotkin examines how the media positions Nicki Minaj as a villain, while<br />
white pop queens ignore other spheres of privilege at play in favor of the easy<br />
men vs. women division. Maura Thomas profiles Tavi Gevinson, writer, fashion<br />
entrepreneur, and champion of the under-estimated teenage girl, showing what<br />
women and girls can achieve when they reject society’s rigid expectations.<br />
Many of our writers were concerned with the dangers of an “us” vs. “them”<br />
mentality when it comes to “The West” and the rest of the world. Yana Lysenko<br />
pulls back the curtain on the imperialist implications of America’s obsession<br />
with white French fashion. Jael Goldfine and Kira Roybal examine the role of<br />
museums and photojournalism in creating a cultural “other,” and the importance<br />
of questioning these institutions. Jagravi Dave introduces The Kominas, a punk<br />
band that rejects the idea that “muslim” and “punk” are mutually exclusive, and<br />
explores questions of identity in America.<br />
Other high profile dichotomies come from America’s two-party political<br />
system. Nate Coderre details the life-cycle of a politician who attempted to<br />
transcend the Republican/Democrat divide to battle the corrupting influence of<br />
big money in politics, while Sarah Chekfa critiques Twitter’s new feature that<br />
encourages users to rashly donate to campaigns, prioritizing emotion over reason.<br />
And seeking expertise beyond our kitsch writers staff, we spoke with<br />
Mukoma Wa Ngugi about the dangers of perceiving a stable binary between<br />
Africans and African-Americans, and the staff at our local Planned Parenthood<br />
about the effects of the single- and narrow-minded agenda to defund the<br />
organization.<br />
In the end, we all have a predisposition to conflate complicated issues<br />
with simplified dichotomies. Can we help from living in a world of analog vs.<br />
digital, beer vs. wine, caffeinated vs. decaf, audience vs. writer? But when this<br />
inclination to over-simplify and divide carries over from the mundane into<br />
the elusive complexities of identity and society, it becomes crucial to critically<br />
examine these binaries.<br />
Yana Makuwa<br />
Katie O’Brien<br />
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On the Plaza<br />
Who would you like to see<br />
run for president in 2020?<br />
“Elizabeth Warren”<br />
—Jagravi D., ‘15<br />
—Conner P., ‘17<br />
“I want Donald Trump to run forever”<br />
“Noam Chomsky”<br />
—Thomas K., Law Student<br />
“Not Kanye” (x3)<br />
“An anarchist revolutionary”<br />
—Nathalie L., ‘15<br />
“I’m more focused on Rand Paul 2016”<br />
—Karann P., ‘16<br />
“Kanye”<br />
—Maitland Jr., ‘18<br />
—Nate C., ‘16<br />
“Hilary....Duff”<br />
“Casper the Friendly Ghost”<br />
—Christine A., ‘17<br />
“Clay Aiken ran for Congress, I see no reason<br />
why Matt Damon wouldn’t run for President”<br />
“That would be Hillary Clinton’s second term”<br />
“Michael Luzmore”<br />
—Emma L., ‘16<br />
“Bernie Sanders’ second term!”<br />
Some registered voters preferred to remain anonymous<br />
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CONNOISSEURS<br />
wine or beer, you’re probably still a douchebag<br />
by Thelonia Saunders<br />
art by Thelonia Saunders<br />
You may meet one at a party, standing around, looking<br />
deeply into their glass as if to absorb the oh-so-alluring alcohol<br />
percentage through eye contact alone. Your heart may begin<br />
to beat faster, and you may begin to mumble low threats of<br />
bodily harm as they tell you about the “bouquet” or the “body”<br />
of whatever fills their glass, calling it “cheeky” or “robust,” and<br />
inevitably, disgustingly, gargling it in front of you for what feels<br />
like decades. In this way, the connoisseur is a special breed.<br />
But how might the substance in their glass change<br />
how you think of them?<br />
The wine drinkers, you presume, would be the artsy<br />
people in black turtlenecks, speaking French or Italian, or<br />
simply maintaining a silent yet profoundly disdainful stare in<br />
the corner of the room. They are lounging on the couch with<br />
a wine glass in one hand and a cigarette in the other. One<br />
may sigh and shake their head as another espouses the virtues<br />
and shortcomings of the newest 12-hour experimental film.<br />
The beer drinkers, on the other hand, would be by the organic<br />
fair trade dips, comparing the relative authenticity of their own<br />
local micro-brews, wearing near-identical slouchy beanies and<br />
flannels. Eventually one might pull out a ukulele and play<br />
an ironic cover of a rap song, as the others chortle into their<br />
glasses and laugh at anyone who could be seen drinking a Bud<br />
Light.<br />
These people embody the beer-versus-wine debate.<br />
It is one of time immemorial, dating back centuries, from the<br />
Roman Empire to the Middle Ages, when beer was a common<br />
everyday beverage and wine was reserved for special occasions<br />
(especially for Catholics—transubstantiation had to start<br />
somewhere). Both beverages go back about 7,000 years, so<br />
there’s no “first,” just as there is no clear “best.” And yet, because<br />
of these age-old differences in the style of their consumption,<br />
the two alcohols themselves seem to have vastly different<br />
reputations. Wine is classy, beer is casual. Wine is exotic, beer<br />
is local. Wine is expensive, beer is cheap.<br />
However, these reputation discrepancies seem to<br />
be based more on surrounding culture than actual scientific<br />
fact. Wine is seen as more expensive, and while this can be<br />
true, expensive wines are only more common than expensive<br />
beers, and there is a wide price range for both. Perhaps the<br />
other differences come from the longstanding tradition of a<br />
US/Europe dichotomy, in which we are a country of frat boys<br />
chugging beer and TPing the dean’s house, and they are a<br />
continent of artists, constantly smoking, drinking, and maybe<br />
eating some cheese. Combined with the relative age of<br />
beer—most being very “young” at the time of consumption—<br />
versus the “aging like fine wine” phenomenon, you have two<br />
beverages that are quite literally the alcoholic version of “blue<br />
bloods” and “nouveau riche.” (Which means that there is a<br />
possibility that someone could write a version of Marx’s Das<br />
Kapital with beer and wine as stand-ins for the bourgeoisie<br />
and aristocrats... Would that make the proletariat moonshine?<br />
Get on it, academia.)<br />
To make (what has the potential to be) a long story<br />
short: this beer vs. wine debate holds its roots in a classism<br />
that dates back to the Roman Empire, and it is not going away<br />
any time soon. So while you may roll your eyes at the wine<br />
snobs and think that the beer enthusiasts are just way too<br />
invested in hops to be anywhere close to normal, I think we<br />
can all agree that connoisseurs of both beer and wine can be<br />
equally annoying when you are just trying to get alcohol in<br />
your body at a party.<br />
“They tell you about the ‘bouquet’ or the ‘body’ of whatever fills their<br />
glass, calling it ‘cheeky’ or ‘robust’, and inevitably, disgustingly,<br />
gargling it in front of you for what feels like decades<br />
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VHS versus<br />
which is the greatest obsolete viewing experience??<br />
by Yana Makuwa<br />
Price: At their prime, VHSs were a very reasonably priced<br />
product. You could buy a blockbuster film and have it in the<br />
comfort of your home for a mere $15-$20 (Nate’s Dad, <strong>2015</strong>).<br />
And now with a particularly good quality and rare first edition<br />
VHS, you have an anthropological artifact worth TENS of<br />
dollars!<br />
Availability: While DVDs may surpass VHS tapes in<br />
availability in stores, the trusty analog antecedent has a leg<br />
up when it comes to availability of content. During the years<br />
when VHS was the only (or most popular) distribution method<br />
for home video, Hollywood produced such gems as the first<br />
Star Wars trilogy and The Shining (which actually did better in<br />
VHS sales and rentals than at the box office). VHS gave people<br />
access to the best of the best in the comfort of their home. And<br />
now it both provides us with a piece of our cultural history, and<br />
holds the repsonbility of being the final format for many great<br />
films that were never transferred (see Listverse.com’s article<br />
“Top 15 Movies You Can’t Find on DVD” for more!).<br />
Video Quality: This may be an instance where one would<br />
expect the VHS to fall short. The image quality that comes from<br />
the process of magnetic tape recording is simply incapable of<br />
the aggressively crisp high definition that we get from our<br />
newest video technology. However, there is something to be<br />
said for the texture and ethereal quality that comes from the<br />
rich grain of an analog video experience. Being able to see<br />
Richard Gere’s pores and eye-wrinkles on a digitally remastered<br />
HD version of Pretty Woman cannot compare to the angelic<br />
glow that the slightly blurred image gives his face on VHS.<br />
The Middle Earth of The Return of The King on DVD practically<br />
shouts fake CGI and set-design when compared with the<br />
dreamlike quality of a distantly magical memory that it has in<br />
The Fellowship of the Ring on VHS (The Lord of the Rings series<br />
straddles the years when DVD overtook VHS, which explains<br />
why I have the first on VHS and the last on DVD).<br />
“Being able to see Richard<br />
Gere’s pores and eye-wrinkles<br />
on a digitally remastered HD<br />
version of Pretty Woman<br />
cannot compare to the angelic<br />
glow that the slightly blurred<br />
”<br />
image gives his face on VHS.<br />
User Interface: The popularization of DVD ruined<br />
and cast into the realm of memory<br />
the true home-video viewing<br />
experience. Watching a VHS tape<br />
is a physical experience with an<br />
incredibly satisfying arc. First,<br />
there’s the gratifying click when<br />
you open the case (or swoosh if<br />
you have the cheaper, cardboard<br />
version). As you slide the tape<br />
into the player the machinery<br />
accepts it like a gift, and whirs<br />
to life to bring you the film you<br />
hand-picked. Where DVDs have<br />
cold and distant digital dings<br />
and jarring bright blue menu<br />
screens, VHSs have warm colors<br />
and comforting static. And at the<br />
end of your movie, when all is said<br />
and done, you get up and hit the<br />
rewind button—a magical moment<br />
of returning everything to the way<br />
it was before. (BONUS: You get to<br />
watch the movie twice! Once going<br />
forward, and then again in reverse!)<br />
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DVD: the face-off<br />
by Nathaniel Coderre<br />
Price(LESS): Only $1 for Kelly Clarkson: Behind Blue Eyes,<br />
Beverly Hillbillies, or Best of Luke’s Peep Show Season 1 at your<br />
local video store!!! Have a cousin with more modern tastes???<br />
You could get her critically acclaimed Netflix show Orange is<br />
the New Black for only $11! DVD really has convenience and<br />
versatility unmatched by any other video watching experience.<br />
Availability: Let me drop some choice DVDs on you: X-Men:<br />
The Last Stand, V for Vendetta and The Dark Knight. The DVD<br />
era was the Golden Age of comic book movies! Besides, since I<br />
wasn’t really allowed to see movies with nonsexual uses of the<br />
F word and middling amounts of violence, PG-13 movies were<br />
where it was at. Sure, my brother scratched the hell out of my<br />
copy of The Dark Knight TWO WEEKS after<br />
I got it, but getting DVDs for Christmas<br />
was AWESOME way back when. Midaughts<br />
nostalgia is a thing guys! I<br />
know for a fact that the majority<br />
of your movie-watching days have<br />
been in the DVD era (beginning<br />
June 2003, if you were curious).<br />
90s era Disney was amazing, no<br />
doubt. I’m just willing to bet that<br />
a lot of you have DVD re-releases.<br />
In fact, let’s make an actual bet. If<br />
more than half of our childhood<br />
homes still have VCRs, I will only<br />
watch VHS tapes for the rest of my<br />
life.<br />
Video Quality: Are you kidding<br />
me? Shiny laser-optical discs<br />
beat whatever the hell cassettes<br />
are every day of the week. People<br />
who reminisce about VHS quality<br />
are conflating their current viewing<br />
experience with childhood nostalgia. I<br />
Let’s make an actual bet. If<br />
more than half of our<br />
childhood homes still have<br />
VCRs, I will only watch VHS<br />
“tapes for the rest of my life.<br />
”<br />
loved watching The Lion King on VHS with my siblings as much<br />
as the next guy, but that doesn’t mean I’d prefer that over the<br />
digitally remastered version.<br />
User Interface: The PS3 that I used to watch DVDs back in<br />
2006 was sleek as hell. They also had that cool thing where<br />
you could turn on the video game system from your controller!<br />
So as long as you already had the remote, the controller, and<br />
the DVD remote (maybe? I can’t remember), you wouldn’t even<br />
have to get up off of the couch. And DVD menus are the best!<br />
Rotating pictures, the trailer (so convenient), scene selections,<br />
and DVD extras. Let’s not forget about the DVD extras! Best<br />
example: the over 3 minutes of Uncle Joey impressions on the<br />
Season 3 Full House DVD. You’d have to watch the entire season<br />
to figure out which episode he does his Joe Pesci impression in<br />
if you were watching the VHS.<br />
Who’s the WINNER?? It’s up to you! Email<br />
kitschmag.eds@gmail.com to vote!<br />
art by Michelle Savran<br />
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OFFICE SPACE:<br />
mukoma wa ngugi<br />
by Yana Makuwa<br />
the african literature english professor talks books and binaries<br />
kitsch: So I was wondering if you could start by introducing<br />
yourself—what you teach, and what you study.<br />
MwN: My name is Mukoma Wa Ngugi. I’m an assistant<br />
professor of English at Cornell University, the co-director of<br />
the Cornell Global South Project, and also co-founder of the<br />
Mabati-Cornell Kiswahili Prize for African Literature.<br />
kitsch: Could you describe what it’s like balancing being a<br />
successful fiction writer and a full-time professor?<br />
MwN: Well, they complement each other. For example I’m very<br />
interested in the question of Africans and African-Americans,<br />
questions of identity, questions of race and class, and so on<br />
and so forth. And part of my research is on that. But then<br />
my novels end up being on the same topics. For example,<br />
Nairobi Heat is about an African-American detective who’s<br />
investigating a murder case that takes him all the way to<br />
Kenya. So he becomes an African-American in Africa, right?<br />
And so all sorts of questions of identity will arise from that.<br />
Even my next book Mrs. Shaw takes place half in the US and<br />
half in Kenya as well. It’s about an exiled pro-democracy<br />
activist. So in that one it’s more an exploration of nationalism,<br />
of how nations, countries like Kenya, use nationalism to hide<br />
the real history. And some of the post-independent betrayals<br />
of workers and so on and so forth—the betrayal of the dream<br />
of independence.<br />
But that’s something I also explore in other [non-fiction]<br />
writing. So I’m saying eventually they complement each<br />
other. Even where it doesn’t seem for that to be the case—<br />
for example I just finished a novel on the tizita, which is a<br />
form of Ethiopian music. It’s all about music but it’s also an<br />
exploration of how people relate to each other. So I don’t<br />
know, I would say eventually then it’s all interrelated.”<br />
kitsch: Our theme for this issue is binaries. Could you talk<br />
about some of your favorite binaries to think about, maybe<br />
particularly the African/African-American binary, and how<br />
that shapes or doesn’t shape your work?<br />
MwN: I mean, myself, I’m very wary and scared of binaries.<br />
So, for example, if you take Africans and African-Americans,<br />
certainly there are ways in which their relationship is formed<br />
by racism. In an article called “Somewhere between African<br />
and Black” on The Guardian, I talk about how both groups<br />
see each other through the eyes of racism, to the extent that<br />
Africans grow up seeing very negative images of African-<br />
Americans, and African-Americans also grow up seeing very<br />
very negative images of Africa, you know we have war and so<br />
forth.<br />
But at the same time there has been a lot of solidarity between<br />
the two. For example you have Nelson Mandela, who said<br />
that it would have taken longer for South Africa to free itself<br />
of apartheid if it hadn’t been for the involvement of African-<br />
Americans. And you have people like W.E.B. DuBois who is<br />
credited as one of the originators of the concept of Pan-<br />
Africanism, who ends up dying in Ghana. You have Malcom<br />
X and his tour. You have African-American organizations like<br />
Africa Action and TransAfrica Forum that agitate for African<br />
issues. And one of my favorite examples is Martin Luther King<br />
being one of the first people to call for sanctions against<br />
South Africa. And vice-versa, you have Black Panthers that<br />
ended up in exile in Tanzania and Algeria. So there has been<br />
that solidarity.<br />
So there is the angst, because we’re seeing each other<br />
through the veil of racism. But at the same time there is great<br />
solidarity. But behind that—and this is where the question<br />
of binaries becomes important—if you just look at the two<br />
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of them then you end up with this stable either solidarity<br />
or tension between the two. There’s this recent book called<br />
Disintegration by Eugene Robinson, and it’s interesting to the<br />
extent that it shows essentially the many black Americas in<br />
the US. And it also talks about what he calls the imagined<br />
blackness, which is mostly bi-racial and first generation<br />
Africans. So if you’re just thinking about African-Americans<br />
you end up with this stable view of blackness in the US, but<br />
to the contrary it’s very very complicated. And the same thing<br />
on the African side. You have, well first, different levels of<br />
blackness. You certainly have thousands of cultures, thousands<br />
of languages, 54 countries. So again, to speak of Africans and<br />
African-Americans as a binary, then you’re missing all those<br />
complexities that end up influencing how the two relate.<br />
kitsch: Now for some lighter questions: if you could take one<br />
course here at Cornell what would it be?<br />
MwN: Well now this is where ego is very dangerous. I really<br />
would love to take one of my own classes. No, no. Certainly I<br />
would love to take a poetry class from Ishion Hutchinson who<br />
is my colleague here. I would like to take some fiction classes.<br />
I would love to take theory classes from Jonathan Cueller, who<br />
is a senior colleague, and a major literary theorist. Certainly<br />
I would take a bunch of courses at Africana. I would like to<br />
take one on current African politics, for example. I would like<br />
to take a course on Africans and African-Americans, or the<br />
black diaspora for example. Yeah... And physics. I would love<br />
to take a physics course.<br />
kitsch: Could you<br />
pick out one object<br />
that’s your favorite<br />
object here in your<br />
office?<br />
MwN: Umm, hm.<br />
Well I guess it’s<br />
[he gestures to a<br />
photograph of his<br />
daughter behind<br />
him] sort of cheesy<br />
but… and I guess<br />
it’s not really an<br />
object. Let me<br />
think of a book that<br />
I really… Ah! There’s a book called The Black Count. Oh, or<br />
maybe the carvings. They come from a house where I grew<br />
up in Kenya. And I grew up seeing them, and they’re of the<br />
Mau Mau freedom fighters. They were given to my dad but I<br />
stole them when I went back. It’s about Kenyan history and its<br />
history of struggle against British colonialism.<br />
Read his fiction and find out more about him at<br />
mukomawangugi.com<br />
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INSIDE ITHACA’S<br />
PLANNED PARENTHOOD<br />
an interview with local activists maureen kelly and liz gipson<br />
by Katie O’Brien<br />
This summer, anti-abortion group The Center For<br />
Medical Progress released videos that were deceptively edited<br />
and spliced to make it appear as if a Planned Parenthoodaffiliated<br />
social worker was facilitating the illegal sale of<br />
fetal tissue. The full videos, available online, show that the<br />
context of the conversation actually had nothing to do with<br />
fetal tissue sale, but fetal tissue donation for medical research,<br />
and the social worker’s list of prices was in reference to<br />
transportation costs. Despite the videos being obviously and<br />
verifiably fake, the Republicans in Congress have used them<br />
to fuel their extreme agenda to defund Planned Parenthood<br />
and systematically remove women’s access to essential, legal<br />
health services.<br />
In accordance with the Hyde Amendment, a provision<br />
of Roe vs. Wade, Planned Parenthood’s federal funding does not<br />
even go toward paying for abortions. Instead, the approximately<br />
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$530 million in funds that the nonprofit receives annually<br />
provides millions of women with birth control, STI screenings,<br />
pap smears, breast exams, sexuality education, and general<br />
healthcare.<br />
Ithaca’s Planned Parenthood clinic is an affiliate<br />
of Planned Parenthood of the Southern Finger Lakes (PPSFL),<br />
which serves four upstate New York counties with healthcare,<br />
and ten with advocacy. There are health centers in Ithaca,<br />
Watkins Glen, Elmira, Corning, and Hornell. To find out more<br />
about the importance of Planned Parenthood in our own<br />
community, as well as on a national scale, kitsch interviewed<br />
two women who work at Ithaca’s Planned Parenthood.<br />
“We’re Never Quite Off-Duty”<br />
Maureen Kelly, VP of Education & Communications,<br />
has worked at our local Planned Parenthood for the past 21<br />
years. She first became passionate about reproductive rights<br />
when she failed a women’s health class at her Catholic, allgirls<br />
high school for attempting to give a presentation about<br />
contraception. “That was a pretty formative moment for me as<br />
a young activist. I remember thinking ‘wait...what? You don’t<br />
get to pick what I get to know. These are my parts!’” She has<br />
since dedicated her life to educating youth about sexual health<br />
and sexuality, working first at Planned Parenthood’s front<br />
desk, then as an educator, and now managing the education<br />
program. “I come from the philosophical approach that we<br />
have to talk about this stuff, we have to eradicate shame, we<br />
have to eradicate secrecy and that sense of embarrassment,<br />
whether it’s an abortion story or a need for birth control or a<br />
concern about an STD,” she said.<br />
part of people’s communication or their prevention behaviors.”<br />
But they also have to have their guard up a bit more when<br />
talking about their work, because they never quite know how<br />
someone is going to react. “I think it takes a very specific type<br />
of person to work at Planned Parenthood, because you do have<br />
to deal occasionally with people saying terrible things when<br />
they find out where you work,” said Gipson. “And so it has to be<br />
something that you’re passionate about and that you’re willing<br />
to really fight for, whether you’re anything from an educator to<br />
a billing associate. It’s something you have to be willing to talk<br />
to people about constantly.”<br />
“We Serve Our Community As It Exists”<br />
PPSFL annually provides healthcare to 11,000<br />
and education to 16,000 people of all genders, ages, and<br />
socioeconomic backgrounds. However, the majority of<br />
patients are under 25, low income, and people of color, due<br />
to the prejudices and barriers that make it more difficult for<br />
these groups to access healthcare. “It’s such an intersectional<br />
approach to how we do healthcare, which is, being a young,<br />
African-American girl in the city of Ithaca, you’re dealing with a<br />
different circle of stuff that’s going to make accessing healthcare<br />
harder,” said Kelly. Despite the efforts of the Affordable Care<br />
Act, there were still over 32 million uninsured Americans in<br />
2014. Forty-eight percent of those individuals said they were<br />
uninsured due to the cost of insurance, according to the Henry J.<br />
Kaiser Family Foundation. “In terms of age, race, socioeconomic<br />
status and background, we really do serve our community as it<br />
exists. Our job is to see you and whatever experience you bring<br />
and to honor that, and to care for you—period, non-negotiable,<br />
“Our job is to see you and whatever experience you bring<br />
and to honor that, and to care for you—period,<br />
non-negotiable, what do you need?<br />
”<br />
Liz Gipson, Director of Public Affairs, says she first<br />
became involved with Planned Parenthood as a patient<br />
herself. Then, after she graduated college, she began work for<br />
a political reproductive rights organization, and volunteered<br />
at a Manhattan health center as an abortion doula, supporting<br />
women as they went through the procedure. In July, she began<br />
work in Ithaca. “I’m really lucky to be one of the few people<br />
that’s gotten to see Planned Parenthood from three different<br />
sides,” she said.<br />
Kelly and Gipson agreed that one of the things that<br />
makes them proudest to be part of Planned Parenthood is<br />
the way people open up to them. “We tend to be people that<br />
hold people’s stories,” said Kelly. They both said that patients,<br />
strangers, and friends often confide in and consult them. “You<br />
get friends that contact you because their kid’s having their<br />
period, and they don’t know how to talk to them. So we’re never<br />
quite off-duty. I have picked up countless packs of birth control<br />
pills and emergency contraception; you become a more integral<br />
what do you need?” said Kelly.<br />
Due to its position in New York, a liberal state, PPSFL<br />
faces fewer limitations and restrictions on their ability to<br />
provide care for patients than many other states do. “New<br />
York State is one of the 14 states that uses state funds to fund<br />
abortions which is fantastic, and we’re one of the few states<br />
that actually opted to do it, was not sued into doing it, which<br />
is something that I’m really proud of as a New Yorker,” said<br />
Gipson. This means that they can help more people pay for<br />
their procedure that would not otherwise have coverage—<br />
“people traveling from Pennsylvania, people whose insurance<br />
won’t cover it, people who can’t get Medicaid or make just<br />
over the Medicaid cutoff.” Planned Parenthoods in New York<br />
are uniquely positioned politically as well, because they can<br />
push more progressive legislation that other states “could<br />
never dream of.”<br />
However, PPSFL’s position in a rural community can<br />
bring challenges. The decreased visibility of upstate New York<br />
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as compared to New York City means that state funding is often<br />
allocated downstate, leading to strains in resources. And a<br />
major difficulty for patients in accessing Planned Parenthood’s<br />
health services is the availability and cost of transportation in<br />
upstate New York—there is no abundance of buses and trains<br />
like there is downstate. If someone cannot get transportation<br />
or time off work, they could have to delay their appointment<br />
by weeks. “For many people, we’re the only doctor that they<br />
see that they can have access to, and we’re one of the only<br />
Medicaid providers in the area,” said Gipson. Being in a rural<br />
community also affects the education work they do. New York<br />
State does not require schools to teach sex ed, so there is<br />
“a massive inconsistency” in what students learn. “Often our<br />
education and outreach staff are really the only informed,<br />
expert resource they’ll come in contact with about the actual<br />
facts,” said Kelly. “We’re dedicated to combating the myths,<br />
making sure that young people, in particular, know that they<br />
actually have a lot of rights, being a New Yorker. If they were<br />
living in Pennsylvania, it’d be a really different story—they<br />
don’t have the same kind of access.”<br />
“All the Restrictions and the Barriers”<br />
In the 21 years since Kelly began work at Planned<br />
Parenthood, limitations on reproductive rights have only<br />
become stricter and stricter. “When you look at all the<br />
restrictions and the barriers and just the sheer volume of votes<br />
have is based on the idea that ‘if we don’t tell young people,<br />
they won’t do it,’ which is just the opposite of everything we<br />
know,” Kelly said. She cited the Netherlands as a place where<br />
they start sexual education much earlier, in much more detail<br />
than the US does, and the average age of becoming sexually<br />
active is two years later than it is here. Similarly, the states<br />
with the highest teen pregnancy rates are New Mexico,<br />
Mississippi, Texas, Arkansas, Louisiana, and Oklahoma—all<br />
states with abstinence-only education. Meanwhile, states with<br />
comprehensive sexual education have the lowest rates.<br />
Kelly said that in the future, one of her dreams is to<br />
have a drop-in, after-school sex ed program, where students<br />
can feel comfortable asking any questions they have about<br />
sex and relationships and all the things they don’t talk about<br />
in school. “We want to make sure there are many more ways<br />
for people to access information and support and resources to<br />
have full, healthy sexual lives as people, instead of relegating<br />
that to one semester, one class,” she said. “When you ask a<br />
group of college students in their freshman year, ‘how many<br />
people got a really accurate, adequate, and complete sex<br />
education?’ people are like... ‘yeah no.’ And so there’s gaps.”<br />
Planned Parenthood also works with campus advocacy groups<br />
to do many dorm education programs at area colleges. “The<br />
demographics we serve overlap with college students, we<br />
serve a ton of students. So making sure we are engaging<br />
“ ”<br />
The recent attacks on Planned Parenthood have not affected operations in<br />
that we have not been closed a single day because of them.<br />
But we are seeing an uptick in protests.<br />
we’re fighting against, it has definitely been sliding backwards,”<br />
she said. When Kelly started her job, many of the doctors<br />
she worked with were able to recall the time when abortion<br />
was illegal, and all of the medical consequences that came<br />
along with it. “They had a really different, intimate orientation<br />
to seeing what that looked like—the sepsis, and the loss of<br />
fertility, and the infections—they saw that,” said Kelly. And due<br />
to all the increasing restrictions on abortion on both the state<br />
and federal level, America has slowly, scarily, been returning to<br />
this time: “I went to a national Planned Parenthood Conference<br />
a few years ago, and a really brilliant CEO got up in front of<br />
everyone and said: ‘We live in post-Roe America; it’s now.” In<br />
other words, we no longer have to imagine what it would<br />
be like if the 1973 court case that legalized abortion were<br />
overturned—there are now so many restrictions on abortion,<br />
that for many people, it effectively is illegal.<br />
And restrictions have not just been tightening when<br />
it comes to abortion, but also when it comes to sex ed. Kelly<br />
noted that in 1994, she could teach much more in middle<br />
schools than her education staff can now, thanks to the federal<br />
push for “abstinence-only” education that began in 1998.<br />
According to Advocates for Youth, none of these programs have<br />
been shown to have any success in delaying sexual activity or<br />
reducing teen pregnancy, and often contribute to the spread<br />
of misinformation about the effectiveness of contraception.<br />
“Unfortunately, a lot of the ways that information gets tinted<br />
by some of the shame and assumptions and hopes that people<br />
students we are providing services for and helping them feel<br />
empowered can empower us all,” said Gipson, who oversees the<br />
campus organizing program.<br />
“An Uptick in Protests”<br />
“The recent attacks on Planned Parenthood have not<br />
affected operations in that we have not been closed a single<br />
day because of them. But we are seeing an uptick in protests,”<br />
said Kelly. The Ithaca health center sees regular protesters who<br />
stand across the street with signs, but do not bother patients<br />
and staff. The health center in Corning sometimes gets “more<br />
aggressive” protesters. And ever since the fraudulent videos<br />
were released, PPSFL’s Hornell center, one of the smallest<br />
clinics, has been seeing up to 40 protesters show up at a time,<br />
harassing patients as they try to enter the building. The staff<br />
discovered that the protesters are not local, and are being<br />
bussed in from outside of the communities they serve. “Our<br />
first thought is always ‘how can we make our patients feel<br />
safe?’” said Gipson. “Having escorts to walk you from your car<br />
to the health center makes a huge difference for patients.”<br />
The fallout from the attacks has also forced them to<br />
keep an even closer eye on what is happening in Congress.<br />
“Politically, we’ve been paying attention to our elected officials<br />
and how they’re voting. Tom Reed just voted to defund Planned<br />
Parenthood for the second time. We are grateful that Obama<br />
is in office because he is going to veto that bill, but it is<br />
something that we are constantly thinking about and looking<br />
at,” said Gipson. While PPSFL does not have to worry about<br />
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losing funding on a state level, if Planned Parenthoods in<br />
Pennsylvania and Ohio lose funding, PPSFL will be affected<br />
because many of those patients will have to come to upstate<br />
New York.<br />
However, there has also been a silver lining to the most<br />
recent efforts to discredit the organization—many supporters<br />
and former patients have been speaking out in support of<br />
Planned Parenthood. The online campaign #IStandWithPP<br />
was trending on Twitter, with people circulating reasons why<br />
Planned Parenthood is important. And those who participated<br />
in the campaign #ShoutYourAbortion fought to decrease<br />
stigma around the procedure by sharing real stories. “In the<br />
future, I would love for Planned Parenthood to have a whole<br />
army of advocates that are former patients of ours. One thing<br />
Planned Parenthood has not been great at in the past is being<br />
able to empower our patients to become advocates,” said<br />
Gipson. “We’re realizing the importance and the desire from<br />
our patients to learn about what’s happening, and how they<br />
can support Planned Parenthood.”<br />
“Make Them Listen To You”<br />
On January 25th, Planned Parenthood staff and<br />
supporters will travel to Albany for the annual Day of Action,<br />
where they will lobby New York State’s elected officials. “It’s<br />
a fantastic opportunity for students, we pay for the whole<br />
thing, transportation, food, training on how to lobby, so if you<br />
are anyone even mildly interested in activism and political<br />
organization, this is a great thing to do because it teaches<br />
you the skills you need to talk to elected officials and make<br />
them listen to you,” said Gipson. For 2016, Planned Parenthood<br />
will be lobbying for the passage of three bills. One is the<br />
Comprehensive Contraception Coverage Act, which would<br />
mandate that health insurance companies follow the Affordable<br />
Care Act’s requirement that they cover contraception. “If you’re<br />
on birth control you should not have to pay for it legally; when<br />
you go to the pharmacy to pick it up it should be free. But that<br />
is not happening, people are having to pay co-pays, and that’s<br />
illegal,” said Gipson. The second bill they are pushing is the<br />
Paid Family Leave Bill. “We see that as integral to the work<br />
we do because if you can’t take off time because you’re sick<br />
or your child is sick, that affects your health, and we also see<br />
people canceling their appointments because they can’t get<br />
time off.” And the third bill would prohibit solitary confinement<br />
for pregnant women—an important justice issue especially for<br />
upstate New York, which has a high prison population.<br />
The work that Planned Parenthood does is clearly<br />
integral to the communities it serves. Especially while the<br />
United States does not provide universal access to healthcare,<br />
and school systems provide woefully inadequate sexual<br />
education (or none at all), Planned Parenthood is absolutely<br />
essential for women and youth to be able to take control<br />
over their own reproductive health. And defunding Planned<br />
Parenthood only takes away access to essential health<br />
services for lower income women, while those who have<br />
adequate money or coverage for the procedure still have<br />
access to it—accomplishing nothing but increasing inequality<br />
in this country even more. We are lucky to have such strong,<br />
passionate advocates for our reproductive rights at our<br />
Planned Parenthood here in Ithaca.<br />
Photo courtesy of Vox: Voices for Planned Parenthood<br />
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DEPENDENCE<br />
a college student’s complicated relationship with coffee<br />
by Zoe Ferguson<br />
The collective relationship Americans have with<br />
caffeine is a kind of polymorphous perversion. Though caffeine<br />
is a drug, and people overdose on it just like any other drug,<br />
coffee has saturated our collective consciousness to such<br />
a degree that to dislike coffee is almost akin to being un-<br />
American.<br />
What does it mean to be a coffee drinker? First, let’s<br />
consider what it means to not be a coffee drinker. If I don’t<br />
drink at least one cup a day, I can never live up to the ideals<br />
of my biggest role models. Most notably, the four role models<br />
who raised me: my mother, my father, and Lorelai and Rory<br />
Gilmore have a passion for coffee at all times of the day<br />
and night that seemed to fuel their ability to pull off weird<br />
outfits and hilarious quips. When I was 12 years old, my dad<br />
noticed my increasing inability to get up in time for school and<br />
decided I was probably “a coffee person.” This characterization<br />
made me feel validated, like I had been initiated into a way of<br />
life, or a very unsociable fraternity. Now that I drank coffee to<br />
get things done, I could be just like Mom and Dad, who slept<br />
at odd hours and caffeinated all day and in the middle of the<br />
night. Having coffee in the morning became an act of selfvalidation:<br />
if I drank this, I was officially in The Adult Club. It<br />
set me apart from my younger siblings and my seventh-grade<br />
classmates. When I couldn’t focus on a test in geometry class,<br />
I remember thinking, That’s the last time I skip coffee in the<br />
morning. In the spring of seventh grade, I had to give it up for<br />
a mandatory three-day class camping trip, and I experienced<br />
withdrawal headaches and sickness.<br />
In high school, I didn’t caffeinate as much. I found more<br />
energy (and solace) in food, so I got high—and crashed—on<br />
carbs and sugar. It all went downhill in college. While it’s true<br />
that coming to Cornell was a great move for many reasons—<br />
friends, learning, gorges, etc.—in other ways, it doomed me<br />
to an existence of wavering dependence on and a strange<br />
existential attachment to the drink. I place part of the blame<br />
on Cornell’s coffee card program, which allows you to get a<br />
art by Julia Pearson<br />
free drink after 10 cups, but Collegetown’s plethora of coffee<br />
shops doesn’t exactly help either. What’s a girl to do when she<br />
passes Starbucks, Collegetown Bagels, and now Dunkin’ Donuts<br />
on the way to class?<br />
The whole university system seems to be enabling<br />
caffeine dependence. It prioritizes independent individuals. Yes,<br />
it’s cool to have friends, but what’s really cool is being a selfmade<br />
person in America. That’s what this country is all about.<br />
But for many, being a student at a highly competitive university<br />
also means being dependent on something—and if it’s not<br />
drugs or alcohol, it’s probably caffeine. Being a caffeine addict<br />
is part of the canonical life of the college student. Staying<br />
up all night in the library stacks is even easier with Libe Café<br />
serving coffee until midnight every weeknight. Independence<br />
is a function of how much energy you can muster up every<br />
day, and that energy is facilitated by a daily caffeine dose. In<br />
an environment where everything else is shifting—friends and<br />
relationships come and go, jobs and classes are fluid, even<br />
living situations are often in limbo—coffee becomes the friend<br />
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we didn’t know we had.<br />
At some point though, we develop a tolerance for<br />
caffeine, just as we do—to an extent—for the rain and hills<br />
of Ithaca. We drink it for the routine, to keep ourselves on a<br />
schedule and plan a no-fuss date at Stella’s, but it doesn’t<br />
give us the high anymore. We don’t feel the effects until we’ve<br />
drunk three cups in a row and start to get the shakes.<br />
For a bunch of intellectually curious people, it’s odd<br />
that we don’t think more about the physical effects of the<br />
caffeine we consume so habitually.<br />
As much as it pains me to say this, coffee stunts your<br />
growth, dehydrates you, and dims your teeth. The English still<br />
insist on drinking tea, which has one-third the caffeine of<br />
coffee, and they seem to be doing all right. But coffee remains<br />
a super-giant, $30 billion industry in America. Thanks largely to<br />
the development of K-Cups—nine billion of which were sold in<br />
2014 alone—Keurig Green Mountain made $4.7 billion in 2014.<br />
As James Hamblin argued in The Atlantic, Keurig machines<br />
are relatively cheap compared to most espresso machines,<br />
“but once you have one, it has you, too.” Both mainstream<br />
and artsy coffee brewers are seeing enormous profits as well:<br />
according to market research firm Mintel, cold brew coffee<br />
grew in the U.S. by 115 percent in 2014 and made $7.9 million.<br />
Starbucks’s profits also climbed by 22 percent from 2014 to<br />
<strong>2015</strong>, bringing their profits up to $626.7 million, according to<br />
The New York Times. This fall, West Coast-based Peet’s Coffee<br />
bought Portland’s pet coffee company, Stumptown, eliminating<br />
competition and raking in profits.<br />
The branding efforts for coffee are also insane. Not<br />
only has the annual release of Starbucks’s PSL—pumpkin spice<br />
latte, for those who live under a rock—become basically a<br />
national holiday, but smaller brewers are getting smart, too.<br />
In September, Stumptown partnered with The Late Show with<br />
Stephen Colbert to give out 10,000 bottles of “Col’ Brew” (get it?<br />
Colbert? Col’ Brew?) on the streets of New York City, to promote<br />
Colbert’s new position on the show. This is a step ahead of<br />
branding ice cream with celebrities’ names. (Colbert has his<br />
own Ben & Jerry’s flavor, too: Stephen Colbert’s Americone<br />
Dream.) Emblazoning his face on a bottle of artisan cold brew<br />
coffee seems different, but truly, the appeal of coffee is just as<br />
universal nowadays as that of ice cream.<br />
The pull of coffee, like the pull of ice cream, isn’t one<br />
with an aim. Much like in Freud’s admittedly weird theory<br />
of the sexual aim, the consumption aim (a term I just made<br />
up) is actually perverse in almost everyone. Freud says that<br />
“perverse” isn’t a pejorative term. Instead, it just means that<br />
we’re attracted to people for reasons other than procreation.<br />
Such is coffee. It’s not exactly a practical drive that steers us<br />
towards caffeine. Though it might have the temporary effect<br />
of getting us through a few more hours of studying, coffee is<br />
really a fix, a stopper for an emotional life that goes wild once<br />
we start abandoning our routines. Most people would probably<br />
be fine without coffee, and I’ll bet that a large percentage of<br />
self-proclaimed “coffee addicts” wouldn’t know the difference<br />
if they were served decaf. That’s how strong the placebo effect<br />
can be. Of course, ice cream also serves an emotional purpose,<br />
but we’re vocal about it. When you get dumped, you get a pint<br />
of Americone Dream. But we don’t talk, as a society, about the<br />
emotional void coffee is filling. This is the void that makes us<br />
feel like we are “less than.” Without coffee, we may feel useless,<br />
anchorless, and friendless. Drinking coffee even becomes a<br />
moral value when you look at it this way. What does it mean if<br />
I give up coffee? Does it make me a quitter—have I given up<br />
on the relentless ambition that I promised to follow when I<br />
accepted my spot at Cornell? Does it mean I’m somehow doing<br />
it wrong, showing weakness, if I add lots of milk and sugar?<br />
Clearly, I don’t know the answer to these questions,<br />
because I am the person who spends a ton of money on coffee,<br />
takes one sip, and then holds onto the full cup for the rest of<br />
the day, hoping that carrying it around will somehow validate<br />
my spending and make me cool and motivated by osmosis. All I<br />
can say is that the emotional side of coffee drinking is real. Any<br />
quiz that purports to tell you what kind of person you are by<br />
what coffee drink you prefer is a waste of time. What you really<br />
need to ask yourself is why you’re drinking it in the first place.<br />
When you figure it out, let me know.<br />
“While it’s true that coming to Cornell was a great<br />
move for many reasons—friends, learning, gorges,<br />
etc.—in other ways, it doomed me to an<br />
existence of wavering dependence on and a<br />
”<br />
strange existential attachment to the drink.<br />
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GOING CLUBBING<br />
why we compulsively join clubs in college<br />
by Melvin Li<br />
During the 2014-<strong>2015</strong> academic year there were over<br />
a thousand student organizations at this university—almost<br />
one club for every kid at my high school. Download the 25-<br />
page Orgsync PDF and count them if you like. These clubs<br />
include the Film Club, the Adult Film Club, the Surf Club, Take<br />
Back the Tap, the Teszia Belly Dance Troupe, the Pokemon<br />
League, and societies for a host of different countries around<br />
the world (except for Kyrgyzstan). Walk-on clubs like Rainy<br />
Day are always happy to take in new members at any time,<br />
while more competitive clubs such as the Whistling Shrimp,<br />
Cornell Bhangra, and Yamatai actively encourage all who are<br />
interested to come to their auditions. And to the great relief<br />
of our parents, mentors, club recruiters, and even ourselves,<br />
many of us here at Cornell eventually find our paths in the<br />
organizations we join.<br />
Stepping onto Cornell’s campus for the first time, my<br />
biggest concerns were being away from home and not being<br />
able to make friends among the 3,222 other freshmen who<br />
enrolled that fall as the class of 2017. I was sure I would end<br />
up spending the whole year hiding in my room. Instead, as I<br />
walked around campus the following day, I was quite literally<br />
swept into the Big Red Marching Band, one of the first Cornell<br />
student organizations to begin recruiting in the fall. To make a<br />
long story short, I spent the remainder of freshman year going<br />
to class and going to band, where most of my friends were, and<br />
that was perfectly alright with me.<br />
The Bank of Mom and Dad, however, wasn’t as pleased<br />
with my progress. That summer, I was fed a double cocktail<br />
of advice that countless knowledgeable adults tell college<br />
students every year: “You need to be more active on campus”<br />
and “You need to network and form connections.” As an English<br />
major I had to get to know other English majors and people who<br />
shared my interest in writing, and I figured the easiest way to do<br />
that was to join writing clubs on campus. So come sophomore<br />
year I pulled a stunt common among students who had never<br />
been to Club Fest before. I headed down to Barton Hall and<br />
signed up for three clubs that fit my interests: The Cornell Daily<br />
Sun (The Princeton Review’s favorite college newspaper), Rainy<br />
Day (Cornell’s undergraduate literary magazine), and of course<br />
the lovely little magazine you’re reading right now. I knew I<br />
was wading into a lot of commitments, but I wanted to devote<br />
a lot of my free time to extracurriculars after having almost<br />
none freshman year.<br />
What I did not expect was that I would end up<br />
spending most or almost all of my free time with clubs and the<br />
people in them. Now in my case this might be because I suck<br />
at time management, but many college students who devote<br />
themselves to extracurriculars do so for reasons ranging from<br />
passion about the club’s function, to a desire to spend time<br />
with the people in their clubs or pad their resumes. Don’t get<br />
me wrong—I love parading around at football games, covering<br />
events on campus, reading literary submissions, and writing<br />
articles like these. But I, like all students here, also have classes,<br />
exams, papers, and other important things that I’m supposed to<br />
worry about. My parents sent me to Cornell first and foremost<br />
to get an education, and so for me tomorrow’s classes take<br />
priority over today’s clubs. But getting a good education and<br />
dedicating oneself to clubs don’t have to be mutually exclusive.<br />
With their most immediate goals fulfilled (attending<br />
stimulating classes at an elite university on their way to a<br />
lucrative job), students would be expected to attend fewer<br />
clubs after getting into college, but actually the opposite has<br />
been observed. Students at Cornell and most universities in<br />
the United States participate in many times more student<br />
organizations than the typical high school student. So what<br />
about extracurricular activities keeps students involved<br />
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around their campuses throughout their university years?<br />
Many college students attend clubs not only regularly but<br />
eagerly and passionately, managing their time and schedules<br />
to accommodate what have become integral parts of their lives.<br />
Why do we often become so passionate about the clubs we<br />
join that we desperately look forward to afternoon rehearsal<br />
or evening practice, and bond more closely with our co-club<br />
members than the people with whom we attend class or live?<br />
And why does this happen when these clubs aren’t always<br />
related to the fields we plan to find careers in?<br />
One reason is that college clubs are often continuations<br />
and intensifications of our high school interests and passions.<br />
I certainly followed this track: I’d been in my high school<br />
marching band since ninth grade and written for my schools’<br />
newspapers since seventh, and I had no intention of letting<br />
either of these passions die upon entering college. This pattern<br />
applies especially to students who join club sports in college<br />
without plans to pursue careers in sports. Peter Li, a freshman<br />
in the College of Arts and Sciences, arrived at Cornell fully<br />
intent on joining Club Swimming because he had spent nine<br />
years as a member of a swimming club back home and two<br />
years on his high school’s varsity swimming team. Although he<br />
plans on going into statistics and finance, he refuses to give up<br />
a sport he enjoys. “I swam club before and the feeling of being<br />
part of a team and doing something I’m okay at was something<br />
I hoped to relive in college,” says Li. Although Li eventually left<br />
the club because its heavy time commitments conflicted with<br />
his schoolwork, he has taken up lifeguarding as a much more<br />
flexible way of remaining close to the pool.<br />
Whether or not you join with a social goal, socializing<br />
is an undeniable appeal of many clubs in college. Even the<br />
Cornell Project Teams website states that perhaps the most<br />
important incentive to joining a team is the opportunity to<br />
“have fun while working on projects that you are passionate<br />
about.” Taking time off of schoolwork or other obligations for<br />
the sake of being together is a powerful sign of attachment<br />
no matter how you look at it, and so inevitably members of<br />
a club who meet regularly will bond even if they come from<br />
different backgrounds and fields. We’re not talking about the<br />
casual, once-a-week gigs in high school either—some of the<br />
more intense student organizations in college require multiple<br />
meetings a week.<br />
Ethyn Leong, a sophomore in the College of Agriculture<br />
and Life Sciences, is in marching band, Hawaiian Club, Japan-<br />
United States Association (JUSA), Cornell Wushu, Food Science<br />
Club, and Cornell Gourmet Club. He said that while he joined<br />
the Food Science Club and Gourmet Club because he is a food<br />
science major, he joined his other clubs mostly for non-academic<br />
reasons and now spends a significant portion of his time on<br />
pastimes not related to his field of study. “I joined marching<br />
band and JUSA just cause,” Leong said, “I joined Hawaiian Club<br />
because they made me join, and I joined Gourmet because I’m<br />
a food science major.” Leong first joined Wushu after being<br />
introduced to it by a friend and stayed in the club because he<br />
enjoys the personal discipline, rigorous exercise, and cooking<br />
opportunities it provides him. Being a part of so many clubs<br />
does take a toll, so excellent time management skills are a<br />
must if one wishes to get good grades and still be an active<br />
extracurricular member. “Think about it like this,” Leong said of<br />
fitting all his clubs into his schedule, “how often do you think<br />
I socialize during the day?” Spending every night at practice<br />
or socializing with clubmates means that, like other heavily<br />
involved students, he is often very busy catching up with work<br />
during the day.<br />
Unlike undergraduate admissions officers, graduate<br />
schools and employers look more at experience in your chosen<br />
field instead of simple well-roundedness, so joining tons of<br />
different clubs is not necessarily the greatest job-hunting<br />
strategy. That being said, some clubs and student associations<br />
do provide college students with career opportunities while<br />
requiring very little effort and dedication in return. For Niranjin<br />
Ravi, a sophomore computer science major in the College<br />
of Engineering, something as simple as reaching out to a<br />
professionally-oriented club helped expose him to internship<br />
openings. “I’m in ACSU, the Association for Computer Science<br />
Undergraduates,” Ravi said. “I don’t go to any of the meetings<br />
but I’m part of the list-serv. It’s really to help people get jobs<br />
and there’s a lot of information on internship opportunities.”<br />
As Alexandra de Leon mentions on the AfterCollege blog,<br />
professionally motivated clubs can also be highly beneficial<br />
beyond the listserv. She recalled how an astronomy major<br />
friend attended an Engineers Without Borders event for free<br />
“Stepping onto Cornell’s campus for the first time, my biggest<br />
concerns were being away from home and not being able to<br />
make friends among the 3,222 other freshmen who enrolled that<br />
fall as the class of 2017<br />
”<br />
pizza and ended up realizing that civil engineering was actually<br />
the right major for her. De Leon said that joining clubs “gives<br />
you the option of exploring a career without fully committing,”<br />
pointing out that professional organizations for students<br />
usually invite employees in the field to share their insights<br />
at speaking events, provide their members with internship<br />
opportunities, and even help members develop hard skills.<br />
It’s clear that we cannot simply discredit clubs as a<br />
waste of valuable time and tuition money. There are many<br />
perfectly valid reasons why college students might choose<br />
to adjust their daily schedules to attend clubs and other<br />
associations. Furthermore, clubs are voluntary, which means<br />
that one of the primary things keeping members coming back<br />
is their own devotion to each other and shared interests. Here<br />
at Cornell and in my experience, clubs are spaces to form deep<br />
friendships, pursue long-lasting passions, and perhaps advance<br />
a career network all at once. While joining too many clubs may<br />
carry more burden than benefit, college students will continue<br />
to set aside time for activities other than class and work, and<br />
will continue to enrich their lives long into the future.<br />
photo by Connor Smith<br />
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DAMNED<br />
IF YOU CODE<br />
DAMNED IF YOU READ<br />
stem or humanities, women can’t win<br />
In America, there is a rampant version of sexism<br />
directed towards women who, in one way or another, try to<br />
break the boundary between their prescribed academic<br />
interests and the evolving—and profitable—world of digital<br />
technology. Though male leaders like President Barack Obama<br />
and Vice President Joe Biden encourage women to pursue<br />
scientific fields through the Office of Science and Technology<br />
Policy and the White House Council on Women and Girls, the<br />
environment is both overtly and covertly hostile.<br />
Take, for example, the Gamergate fiasco, in which<br />
thousands of men online converged to attack and threaten<br />
a few feminist gamers and women in tech, like Brianna Wu<br />
and Anita Sarkeesian. The problem, as one student from the<br />
University of Nevada, Las Vegas wrote in the college’s online<br />
publication The Rebel Yell, is the perception that “men are<br />
from STEM [science, technology, engineering, mathematics],<br />
women are from humanities.”<br />
According to Ben Schmidt, associate professor of<br />
history at Northeastern, almost half of bachelor degrees<br />
granted to women in liberal arts fields were in the humanities<br />
in 1965. That number has decreased to about 25 percent. But<br />
the women who have left the humanities are not entering<br />
tech: instead, more and more are studying social sciences<br />
like psychology, economics, and political science. And a huge<br />
number of women are earning pre-professional degrees—<br />
more than half of these degrees are conferred to women.<br />
Why are the humanities dwindling in popularity? New<br />
York Times op-ed columnist David Brooks writes that there is<br />
a simple economic explanation: “Accounting majors get jobs.<br />
Lit majors don’t.” But there is more to it than that, he says: the<br />
humanities are less popular because they just seem irrelevant.<br />
It’s true that students are pursuing “practical” majors<br />
to be employed after the Great Recession. But this pattern is<br />
older than the 2008 economic crisis, so we have to ask: to<br />
by Zoe Ferguson<br />
what extent is the perceived irrelevance of the humanities<br />
predicated on the field’s association with women?<br />
As the American Association of University Women<br />
(AAUW) wrote in a 2013 report, “Most people associate science<br />
and math fields with ‘male,’ and humanities and arts fields with<br />
‘female.’” This wasn’t always the case: back in the Renaissance, a<br />
man who was an expert in all fields, especially the humanities,<br />
prevailed. When novels first came on the scene with Daniel<br />
Defoe’s 1719 work Robinson Crusoe and Samuel Richardson’s<br />
Pamela, they were hailed as original works of genius.<br />
But by the time Mary Ann Evans—who went by the<br />
male pen name George Eliot—wrote The Mill on the Floss in<br />
1860, novels were considered an inferior literary form because<br />
women, who did not have day jobs, liked to read them and<br />
had even begun to write them. “Silly novels by Lady Novelists<br />
are a genus with many species, determined by the particular<br />
quality of silliness that predominates in them,” Evans wrote in<br />
a mocking 1856 essay entitled “Silly Novels by Lady Novelists.”<br />
Since then, the trend has stayed the same. Even as<br />
men dominate the literary world, “silly novels by lady novelists”<br />
have become “chick lit.” What makes the pursuit of literary<br />
knowledge a feminine one, even today, while computer science<br />
has become the hot field for men? What accounts for the lack<br />
of a female presence in computer science, when every other<br />
scientific field has seen an increase in women enrolled?<br />
The AAUW’s research shows that while the percentage<br />
of bachelor’s degrees earned by women in the life sciences<br />
and even physics and engineering have risen dramatically<br />
in the last 50 years, the percentage of women in computer<br />
science is barely greater than it was in 1965 and has dropped<br />
significantly in the last 30 years. Last spring, here at Cornell,<br />
the college of engineering had 107 women computer science<br />
majors, compared to 311 men. That means almost 75 percent<br />
of Cornell’s CS majors are still men. So, what gives?<br />
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The AAUW attributes the disparity to implicit bias—<br />
bias that we might not even recognize in ourselves. Both<br />
women and men can have implicit bias towards women, which<br />
silently reinforces ideas that women can’t or shouldn’t do<br />
certain things. In the context of computer science, the impact<br />
of implicit bias is strong: while women may have an interest in<br />
the field, they may also have an internalized notion that CS just<br />
isn’t something women do.<br />
And not only do people hold stereotypes about what’s<br />
masculine and feminine, but they don’t allow for crossover<br />
either. As a woman, there is no way to “win”: if you study English,<br />
you are assumed to be doing so because it’s a typical feminine<br />
major. If you want to cross over and study computer science,<br />
you will likely be perceived as incompetent and unlikable.<br />
What worries me is how serious the enforcement of<br />
the line is—this thick black American line between men and<br />
women that bleeds over into academia. You can either be a<br />
woman in humanities or a woman in STEM, or you can be a<br />
man in STEM or a man in humanities, if you’re an especially<br />
rare breed. There is absolutely no room to blur that line by<br />
being interested in both computer science and humanities.<br />
This is why women in STEM—encouraged by<br />
numerous government initiatives, programs, scholarship funds,<br />
and schools from pre-K to graduate school—seem like such a<br />
big deal. They represent a switch, a crossing-over from one<br />
side to the other. But what they do not represent is an actual<br />
tearing down of boundaries or a blurring of the line.<br />
The celebration of “Women In STEM,” while worthy<br />
and important, must be seen as something that is progressive<br />
but not the final step. When we have people of all genders<br />
integrated into various fields of study based on what they<br />
feel interested in, rather than what they are told is the most<br />
valuable, then we will have real equality.<br />
This equality may never come—more scholarships<br />
and programs encouraging girls in CS pop up each day, while<br />
nothing of the sort is happening in the humanities—but<br />
it’s worth considering. If the aim of programs encouraging<br />
women to pursue science is really to emancipate women from<br />
barriers that may stop them from doing what they want to do,<br />
it is important that we not simultaneously glorify technology<br />
at the expense of the humanities. Along with many of my<br />
classmates, I have been asked countless times what the<br />
“point” is of spending so much money on higher education if<br />
I’m going to “waste it” on a degree in literature. As long as we<br />
continue to devalue and even degrade the study of arts, there<br />
can be no progress in either gender equality or elitist social<br />
attitudes that think less of people for what paths they choose.<br />
“What worries me is how serious the enforcement of<br />
the line is—this thick black American line between<br />
men and women that bleeds over into academia.<br />
”<br />
art by Jin Yoo<br />
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SEEING DOUBLE<br />
a meditation on double majoring at Cornell<br />
by Alejandra Alvarez<br />
With my junior year well underway, thoughts<br />
concerning the impending reality of my life after Cornell and<br />
what I will do with it now occupy nearly ever corner of my<br />
mind. As a double major in English and Psychology, I have had<br />
to begin asking myself what I intend to do with these two<br />
degrees once the cap and gown have been shed and the fanfare<br />
of graduation has subsided. How will I apply the knowledge I<br />
have gleaned from these two degrees to my navigation of the<br />
professional world?<br />
I’ve reached far back into the mind I possessed as a<br />
freshman to remind myself why I chose to study these two<br />
disciplines in the first place. The resulting process of soulsearching<br />
has been a tumultuous one. Surrounded by some<br />
of the most brilliant and motivated minds in this world, I<br />
have had days where I have criticized myself for being too<br />
passive in my quest to land a position in graduate school or<br />
a job. Instead I have spent a disproportionate amount of time<br />
pondering how best to synthesize my two degrees. I believe<br />
this is a plight many a double major has faced.<br />
According to the U.S. Department of Education, the<br />
percentage of undergraduates choosing to double major<br />
increased by 96% between the years 2000 and 2008. Though<br />
the overall representation of double majors in the American<br />
collegiate body remains small (about 5.5 percent as of 2013)<br />
at some institutions upwards of 40 percent of students pursue<br />
multiple majors. Why the sudden and widespread urge to<br />
expand one’s academic horizons?<br />
Selecting a discipline to major in proves to be a<br />
complex decision for most undergraduates in the United<br />
States. Some enter as freshmen secure in their undecided<br />
status, content to spend their first few semesters taking<br />
a variety of courses in the hopes that one will nudge them<br />
in the professional direction that is right for them. Others<br />
check the box next to a specific major while filling out their<br />
Common Application and hit the ground running, taking the<br />
associated curriculum and seeing this academic path through<br />
to graduation. The decision to double major, however, entails<br />
a bit more than either of the two aforementioned categories.<br />
It requires a justification to oneself as well as to society and<br />
one’s family, a dedication to both subjects, and a vision of a<br />
future in either of the disciplines. But more importantly, it<br />
involves envisioning a future that ideally combines these<br />
disciplines.<br />
This is the beauty of the double major, a beauty that<br />
makes the occasional doubt from others as well as from yourself<br />
endurable. Nobody double majors for no reason—the decision<br />
to take on multiple majors is a thoughtful, well-constructed<br />
one that is more often than not in line with the true interests<br />
of a student. And for some students, two majors isn’t enough:<br />
Neil C. ‘17 is a triple major in Biology, French, and Government:<br />
“I was—and still am—extremely interested in microbiology, and<br />
felt that the Biology major was the best avenue for pursuing<br />
that. I chose the French major because my mother has a<br />
doctorate in French, and instilled a deep appreciation for the<br />
French language and culture within me. I have always been<br />
pretty interested in foreign policy, so I started the International<br />
Relations minor. Then I realized it might actually be easier to<br />
major in Government, so I am currently pursuing that as well.”<br />
For Neil, his decision to triple major was a confluence<br />
of personal affinity, interest, and practicality as he went on<br />
to tell me about his dreams of becoming either a member of<br />
the Armed Forces or a doctor. “If I become a doctor, then the<br />
humanities classes I have taken would encourage me to treat<br />
my patients as something greater than a collection of parts<br />
that require repair. I truly believe they would make me more<br />
conscientious and empathetic as a physician. If I were sent to<br />
war in some capacity, then I would have a better sense of the<br />
moral and historical ramifications of any actions I may have to<br />
take,” he said.<br />
The College of Arts and Sciences houses the most<br />
double majors I know at Cornell. I do not think this is a<br />
coincidence—the humanities lend themselves to double and<br />
triple majoring more than any other discipline here at Cornell,<br />
as well as in academia in general. As Neil’s experience and<br />
so many others’ may confirm, the A&S curriculum, due to its<br />
flexibility and its broad selection of humanities and STEM<br />
courses, very much fosters interdisciplinary study, or the<br />
application of certain concepts acquired in one discipline to<br />
those acquired in another.<br />
I myself have detected traces of some of the concepts<br />
in my Psychology courses in the content of my literary studies,<br />
and vice versa. Nothing that you learn in an English class is<br />
irrelevant or unconnected to something you discuss in an art<br />
history course; nothing you learn in a mathematics course<br />
can’t be traced along the arc of history or found in the archives<br />
of scientific discovery; no language you learn to speak will<br />
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not influence your understanding of human cognition or<br />
perception.<br />
In a similar vein, Jesse G. ‘17 illuminated for me one<br />
of the most fulfilling aspects of his double major in English<br />
and Spanish: “the courses I take for my Spanish major usually<br />
encompass literature that I want to read but is not offered in<br />
translation in the English department.” As a lover of literature<br />
and as an individual of Hispanic descent, this is very important<br />
to him. “On a personal level, to go from a kid with a debilitating<br />
speech impediment to majoring in two separate languages<br />
just feels like an accomplishment in and of itself. On a cultural<br />
level, to study the language that my Abuela spoke, and was<br />
probably discriminated against for speaking when she moved<br />
to the US, feels like a massive affirmation of our Latinidad. And<br />
on a very selfish level, I just love reading and writing, so to be<br />
able to turn that into my life and livelihood is the dream, really.”<br />
The humanities are constantly spilling into one another,<br />
which means that regardless of which humanities discipline<br />
you study, you will most likely emerge well-educated and<br />
confident in numerous intellectual skills. As Roya S. ‘16, who<br />
is pursuing a dual degree in Urban and Regional Studies and<br />
English, says, “The skills I have developed in my two majors—<br />
among them writing; critical reading; cultural analysis; urban<br />
design; community, administrative, and city planning; and verse<br />
writing—will equip me to view the problems I encounter in<br />
my vocation creatively. This is the value of an interdisciplinary<br />
education. It teaches you how to think in an interdisciplinary<br />
way. Arguably, in no field is this more important than urban<br />
design. Due to my studies at Cornell, I will not be restricted<br />
by disciplinary thinking in designing solutions for serious and<br />
recurring urban and regional problems.”<br />
employers tend to value experience over candidates’ majors.<br />
The article maintains that students pursuing a double major<br />
have less time to devote to internships as they have heavier<br />
course loads and may need to take classes over the summer in<br />
order to graduate on time.<br />
“I had considered a double major briefly my freshman<br />
year, but had written it off as being too much work,” Jesse G.<br />
informed me in reference to his early years at Cornell. For many,<br />
a double major does connote more time spent on completing<br />
the additional set of graduation requirements. Jesse went on<br />
to say, however, in taking the courses he enjoyed, many of<br />
which were courses in the Romance Studies department, he<br />
realized he had not only enough credits to minor in Spanish,<br />
but enough to major in the language. “It didn’t make sense not<br />
to double,” he said.<br />
For those double majors content with their academic<br />
trajectory, studying in this capacity has not detracted from the<br />
time they spend on extracurricular activities or from pursuing<br />
internships during breaks—if anything, the skills they accrue<br />
from a double major enhance both of these experiences.<br />
Thus, the USA Today article and others like it are misguided in<br />
their conclusions about the effects of heavy coursework and<br />
potential underachievement in the double major experience. It<br />
does not have to be that way. With a reliable team of advisors,<br />
genuine interest in your fields of study, and commitment to the<br />
course load, pursuing degrees in multiple fields is more than<br />
just feasible…it is enriching and enjoyable.<br />
There was a point in time when I thought I would<br />
have to give up one of my interests for the other in order to<br />
make the most of my professional life. But one day while I was<br />
discussing post-graduation career options with my English<br />
“The humanities are constantly spilling into one another, which means<br />
that regardless of which humanities discipline you study, you will most<br />
likely emerge well-educated and confident<br />
in numerous intellectual skills.<br />
From a professional standpoint, you would think that<br />
since most employers appreciate and hold these skills in high<br />
regard, they would see a double major’s degrees and think<br />
their skills doubly impressive. I honestly thought that would<br />
be the case once I squared away my double major decision—<br />
way to diversify your résumé, self! However, based on some<br />
sobering Internet searches (most of which have consisted<br />
of, “is my double major worth it? Is my double major in the<br />
humanities worth it??”), I have learned that many employers<br />
are not necessarily impressed by multiple majors.<br />
A 2011 USA Today article cites three reasons why<br />
employers may be underwhelmed by a double degree: first,<br />
employers will often consider “any major” for a position,<br />
affording them the opportunity to “cast a broader net and locate<br />
the most talented candidates for their positions.” Second, some<br />
of our single-major peers may collect skills otherwise acquired<br />
from a double major via their extracurricular activities, minors,<br />
or concentrations—in other words, rather than devoting all of<br />
their time to studying a second major, these students have<br />
diversified their time and, by extension, their portfolios. Third,<br />
”<br />
advisor, Professor Ishion Hutchinson, he told me something I<br />
will never forget. It has become my new mantra: I don’t ever<br />
have to sacrifice one aspect of myself or my interests in order<br />
to make the others work.<br />
The humanities have emerged, out of all the diverse<br />
and complex disciplines that comprise them, as a cohesive area<br />
of study that attracts thousands of students to its classrooms<br />
year in and year out. And if that isn’t going to change anytime<br />
soon, why should I? So for all you undergrads out there<br />
thinking of adding another major to the mix, do it because you<br />
enjoy the material. Do it, not because it is going to diversify<br />
your job application, but because it is going to diversify your<br />
personal experience, because it will enrich your discussions<br />
and give you more to think about, because it will help you see<br />
the interconnectedness between disciplines and people. I am a<br />
firm believer that in this world there can exist a single outlet<br />
of expression for all of a person’s interests. And if it does not<br />
already exist for you, nothing should stop you from creating it<br />
yourself.<br />
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DEAR WHITE PEOPL<br />
musings on the politics of black hair<br />
by Yana Makuwa<br />
When I was growing up, I wanted a sheet of long<br />
black hair. I wanted it to fall down to the center of my back<br />
like a waterfall, gracefully cover my face with polite strands<br />
when the wind blew, and reflect light like a still dark lake.<br />
Essentially, I wanted to be Pocahontas. I cannot describe to<br />
you how frustrated I was that the soft curly poof on my head<br />
would stay wherever I put it instead of swishing back and forth<br />
behind me, and that when I tied it back my ponytail looked<br />
more like a rabbit’s tail. I was convinced that my hair was the<br />
only thing holding me back from reaching my true potential as<br />
a beautiful, popular, and successful human being.<br />
As I entered the early stages of pubescence I did<br />
everything I could to wrestle my hair out of spirals and into<br />
the straight strands that I desired (although it’s never been<br />
quite long enough). I was thrilled when I finally convinced my<br />
mother to let me chemically straighten my hair. I felt adult,<br />
powerful, and most importantly, on my way to pretty. What I<br />
didn’t realize then was that I was making a choice based on<br />
skewed and exclusionary conceptions of beauty, and that this<br />
placed me squarely in a fraught historical and political context<br />
that I would eventually have to face.<br />
To get to the real roots of this issue would require an<br />
analytical knowledge of history that my hodge-podge of an<br />
education simply didn’t provide. First, this dialogue is situated<br />
heavily in an American context. Even if my naïve 12-year-oldself<br />
had wanted to think more carefully about the ramifications<br />
of what I was doing to my hair, I could never have anticipated<br />
the extent that it would matter because the significance is<br />
simply not the same in Harare, Zimbabwe. While the country,<br />
and consequently its beauty standards, are of course affected<br />
by a traumatic colonial history, the absence of a racial legacy of<br />
slavery and Jim Crow changes and reduces the weight placed<br />
on hair. So in looking to the past for some insight on how I<br />
ended up spending vast amounts of time and money thinking<br />
about and changing my hair, in the interest of writing what<br />
I know this article will focus on the particularly<br />
American and particularly female.<br />
Keeping in mind that we are skipping<br />
over the hundreds of years of slavery that<br />
left a considerable mark on the African-<br />
American psyche (how could a collective<br />
consciousness not be changed by being<br />
completely removed from a cultural<br />
context and placed in a world where your<br />
identity is prescribed for you and then<br />
instantly dehumanized?), we could begin<br />
tracing the identity politics of hair in<br />
the late 19 th and early 20 th centuries.<br />
The turn of the previous century was<br />
the moment when altering black hair<br />
became not only crucial for admittance<br />
into an economic sphere, but also<br />
became an industry in and of itself.<br />
After slavery, there was a new burden<br />
on the black population to participate<br />
in an economy that structurally had no<br />
place for them. It was crucial for them to<br />
present an unthreatening, assimilationist<br />
image; they had to bring the house-slave<br />
aesthetic with them into freedom in order<br />
to make a living wage. In an entry titled<br />
“Black Hair Care and Culture, A History” on the<br />
website of non-profit organization The African<br />
American Registry, Ben Arogundade writes, “Many<br />
blacks argue that imitating European standards of<br />
beauty and grooming was necessary for blacks to be<br />
accepted by white culture, especially by potential<br />
white masters and employers.”<br />
In a serendipitous turn of events, this<br />
drive to imitate white beauty not only allowed<br />
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E WITH DREADS<br />
black people to enter the economic sphere, but also created<br />
the impetus for the first highly successful entrepreneurial<br />
venture run by an African-American woman. Madame C.J.<br />
Walker, born Sarah Walker in 1867, founded and produced an<br />
entire line of products designed to transform the experience<br />
of straightening black hair from an arduous, long-lasting, and<br />
frequently dangerous ordeal, into a pampering and, at the very<br />
least, comfortable experience. As Cornell Professor Noliwe<br />
Rooks writes in her book Hair Raising, Madame C.J. Walker’s<br />
business not only placed her prominently in a public and<br />
economic space that used to and continues to exclude women<br />
of color, but also created an industry where other women could<br />
begin making a life for themselves. She left a legacy of black<br />
women running hair salons where other black women could<br />
go to feel safe, taken care of, and nurtured.<br />
The economic importance of hair in black communities<br />
continues to this day, with small hair companies like Carols’<br />
Daughter being one of (if not the only) black owned hair-care<br />
companies retailed by Sephora, and hair salons being a primary<br />
business option for many women of color, and particularly<br />
immigrants. There are YouTube channels dedicated to hair,<br />
and women establishing what Rooks calls in an interview with<br />
ITYC Radio “cottage industries [of] hundreds of little Madame<br />
C.J. Walkers who have YouTube videos and websites.” Hair<br />
salons are still central to black female communities, and have<br />
provided a space for intellectuals like Rooks to examine what<br />
it means to be black in America.<br />
On the political side of things, seven decades after<br />
Madame C.J. Walker’s game-changing innovation, the social<br />
importance of hair had only become more present in the<br />
collective African-American mindset. As the Civil Rights<br />
Movement moved forward into the 70s, one of the definitive<br />
images of the Black Power and Black is Beautiful movements<br />
was the afro. In “The Impact of the ‘Fro in the Civil Rights<br />
Movement,” Chime Edwards proclaims that “the afro is more<br />
art by Thelonia Saunders<br />
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than just a hairstyle, it was an incredibly powerful symbol of<br />
the civil rights movement.” It is radical in its rejection of the<br />
idea that “‘nappy’ hair [is] unattractive and undesirable” and<br />
that “possessing nappy hair was negative and shameful.” This<br />
article identifies the extent to which wearing your hair in this<br />
“<br />
And as I was realizing this,<br />
certain hairsyles on certain<br />
women began piquing<br />
my interest—women with<br />
long blonde hair, but worn<br />
in dreadlocks; my gut<br />
reaction was a mix of envy,<br />
proprietary anger, and<br />
disdain<br />
”<br />
style was a marker of political affiliation—many women who<br />
had afros did so in imitation of civil rights activist Angela Davis:<br />
“a black person wearing a ‘fro was dubbed as militant and<br />
threatening.” The politicization of black hair was something<br />
you could not escape in the 70s, and as much as wearing a ‘fro<br />
was a symbol of participating in the movement, not wearing<br />
one was by default not participating.<br />
The political nature of black hair didn’t leave us in<br />
the 70s. In the same article, Edwards later comments that the<br />
movement towards natural hair in our own time, a period of<br />
renewed interest in the need for social change around race<br />
issues in America, is parallel to the natural hair movement<br />
of the 1970s. In a similar (though perhaps less intense) way,<br />
wearing your hair natural today makes a statement that you<br />
believe that aesthetic to have as much, if not more worth<br />
than the “European standards,” and carry a subtle but implicit<br />
rejection of those standards. With her light condemning of<br />
“abrasive methods” to “alter who [she] was naturally” and hope<br />
that “it’s not just a style” for her readers, she clearly points to<br />
the unavoidable political affiliations that black women make<br />
with their hair.<br />
This brings us back to the present, to a younger me<br />
thrust into the realization that in America (the magnified<br />
and intensified college-campus version), the way I wear my<br />
hair carries a very particular and very heavy weight. The ten<br />
cornrows my mother learned how to plait across my head are<br />
from a centuries-old African tradition that used to express<br />
kinship, status, religion—a tradition that then moved through<br />
American history, picking up traces of devaluation, critique,<br />
and eventually empowerment. My relaxed hair wasn’t just<br />
something I decided to do when I was 12, it was me participating<br />
in one of the first industries led by and for a marginalized and<br />
excluded social group.<br />
In my new collegiate context I started to work through<br />
all of this new information. I had to come to terms with the<br />
history of women of color in America. I had to learn what new<br />
codes applied to me now that I occupied a new social space. I<br />
realized that I could no longer be blissfully ignorant of the fact<br />
that even if I do my hair based on a whim, it will always carry<br />
the history of people with hair like mine.<br />
And as I was realizing this, certain hairstyles on certain<br />
women began piquing my interest—women with long blonde<br />
hair, but worn in dreadlocks; women braiding thin cornrows<br />
into their straight dark hair, fixing them with beads. Every time<br />
I saw them, my gut reaction was a mix of envy, proprietary<br />
anger, and disdain. At first I tried to quash my negative kneejerk<br />
response to these hairstyles, telling myself that judging<br />
other women for their hair choices was participating in the<br />
practice that I fell victim to. Maybe they weren’t thoughtlessly<br />
following what they assumed was a fad, or callously assuming<br />
wearing their hair that way gave them cultural capital. Perhaps<br />
they know more about the importance of the hairstyle than I;<br />
who am I to judge a prominent scholar or devout Rastafarian<br />
based only on the color of their skin or texture of their hair?<br />
But try as I might I couldn’t wrangle the anger into a generous<br />
benefit of the doubt.<br />
I existed in this limbo for ages, feeling anxious about<br />
how my hair was perceived, about how it was and wasn’t<br />
what I wanted it to be, and anxious about what I thought<br />
was irrational anger. I spent my time resenting that anxiety,<br />
and searching for a way to tame my mane while in Ithaca<br />
(my daunting experience of trying to find a place to get my<br />
hair done as a freshmen in this town is a story for another<br />
time). And then I started hearing grumbles from corners of the<br />
Internet that I stumbled upon during my hair research. I read<br />
about Bo Derek, a white actress, who is famed for popularizing<br />
cornrows in 1979 when Cicely Tyson had been wearing them<br />
on screen in the early 70s. I read about how Madonna wore an<br />
afro in the 90s as one of her many “out there” looks, and how<br />
Lady Gaga did the same with dreadlocks in 2013. I read about<br />
magazines like Elle and Marie Claire touting Gwen Stefani and<br />
Katy Perry as trendsetters of styles like bantu knots and babyhairs<br />
which had been black hairstyles without fanfare for ages.<br />
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And it all came to a head with the outrage surrounding Kylie<br />
Jenner’s cornrows in July of this year.<br />
I read about all this and I decided that I was right to<br />
be angry. Something within me was reacting to what I knew<br />
was fundamentally unfair. I realized that the reason I wanted<br />
to look like Pocahontas so badly that I was willing to sacrifice<br />
This language, taken directly from the US Army’s regulations<br />
on black hair which also refers to dreads and twists as<br />
“faddish” and “exaggerated,” reveals white America’s deeply<br />
rooted misunderstanding, devaluation, and exoticization of<br />
black hair. It is attitudes like these that lie beneath E! News<br />
senior reporter Giuliana Rancic’s description of Zendaya’s<br />
dreadlocks as smelling “like patchouli oil. Or weed.” Her later<br />
apology for sliding into offensive and damaging “clichés and<br />
stereotypes” does not change the fact that even amidst a<br />
time of reclamation of natural black hair’s beauty and value, it<br />
remains charged with real and tangible negative connotations.<br />
It is ridiculous that white celebrities continue to be<br />
congratulated for adopting styles that are deemed inappropriate<br />
and low when worn by the people who conceived of them—<br />
styles that decades ago were worn in protest of the aesthetic<br />
ideals that those white celebrities embody. It is ridiculous that<br />
people should rise to the defense of any public figure who<br />
irresponsibly misuses their position in the spotlight and lacks<br />
the sensitivity to acknowledge criticism from a member of the<br />
appropriated culture.<br />
What it boils down to is this: lying behind the style,<br />
convenience, or comfort that motivates each individual black<br />
woman’s choice about how to wear her hair is the pervasive<br />
message, overt and covert, that white hair is more beautiful than<br />
black hair. There is the need to adjust hairstyles to overcome<br />
a barrier to entry to the white economic sphere. There is the<br />
knowledge that how you wear your hair announces you, and<br />
carries a certain politic and a cultural weight to both a white<br />
and black gaze, whether you intend it to or not. And unless you<br />
are white you do not have the luxury of wearing these styles<br />
in ignorance of all this.<br />
“There is the knowledge that how you wear your hair<br />
announces you, and carries a certain politic and a<br />
cultural weight to both a white and black gaze, whether<br />
you intend it to or not.<br />
the length and health of my hair was because she was the<br />
only princess who looked even remotely like me. Meanwhile,<br />
these women grew up with a wealth of princesses to choose<br />
from (Cinderella, Belle, Snow White, ad infinitum), and now they<br />
were casually choosing hairstyles that I had to fight against<br />
society and myself to accept.<br />
I am angry because in addition to the media-abetted<br />
whitewashing and fetishization of this intensely personal and<br />
political aspect of my life, society still manages to punish black<br />
women for how they wear their hair. In 2013, a Florida school<br />
threatened to expel 12-year-old Vanessa VanDyke for wearing<br />
her hair natural. Describing it as a “distraction” and in violation<br />
of dress codes, the school asserted that students must conform<br />
to a white norm, regardless of the effects that may have on<br />
the health of the student’s hair or psyche. In September of the<br />
same year, a school in Tulsa, Oklahoma sent home a sevenyear-old<br />
because in their policy, “hairstyles such as dreadlocks,<br />
afros, mohawks, and other faddish styles are unacceptable.”<br />
”<br />
Black women did and do their hair to participate in an<br />
economy that wouldn’t make room for them beyond keeping<br />
houses that weren’t their own. Black women did and do their<br />
hair to take ownership of their beauty and identity in a media<br />
context that doesn’t represent them. Black women think and<br />
talk about their hair to build a community that helps them<br />
process issues both complex and mundane.<br />
What makes me riled, what underlies the perhaps<br />
disproportionate rage that overcomes me when I see white<br />
women with dreadlocks, is the knowledge that those people<br />
who comfortably sit on America’s narrow pedestal of privilege<br />
can blithely adopt the hairstyles of those who have always<br />
been kept off the top.<br />
Nothing can change the fact that they get to choose<br />
whether or not their hair defines their politics and aesthetics,<br />
and I do not.<br />
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THE MUSEUM<br />
OF<br />
THE AMERICAN OTHER<br />
do ethnic-specific museums remedy exclusion or perpetuate it?<br />
by Jael Goldfine<br />
Museums, to me, have always been supremely pleasant<br />
and benign places—the marble-columned, high-ceilinged<br />
destinations of family vacations and elementary school field<br />
trips. Even as a kid, I could already sense something essentially,<br />
ontologically good about museums. This is perhaps a result of<br />
the powerful rhetorical ethos that surrounds them. Museums<br />
impulsively evoke big shiny ideas about scholarship, public<br />
good, education, community, and of course, diversity. What could<br />
be more benevolent, if not downright noble, than the discovery<br />
and dissemination of knowledge? Than the preservation of<br />
heritage and history? Than missions of education, outreach,<br />
and scholarship? The answers to these questions seemed selfevident<br />
to me for a long time as, on a level detectable even to<br />
children, museums occupy a sainted and sacred position in the<br />
public mind.<br />
At this point, please don’t jump to the conclusion that<br />
I am attempting to expose some sort of nasty underbelly of the<br />
museum world. This rhetoric may not be unmerited, or even<br />
necessarily misleading, however, it is perhaps distracting from<br />
critical conversation. It was not until recently that I began to<br />
recognize that, like all institutions involved in the projects of<br />
telling and representation of human experiences, museums are<br />
deeply political spaces. And when museums become marked<br />
by ethnicity and culture, the more political they become.<br />
This past summer, like an obedient Washington D.C.<br />
intern, armed with wide-eyed trust in the city’s greatest notso-natural<br />
resource and dreamy visions of myself hanging in<br />
galleries after work, I visited a great number of museums. On<br />
a visit to the National Museum of the American Indian (NMAI),<br />
I first confronted the politic of the ethnic museum and thus, of<br />
the museum itself.<br />
This confrontation was as simple as a tour guide<br />
explaining to me that the very existence of the NMAI was<br />
fraught with controversy, both public and internal. The<br />
cognitive dissonance of this possibility struck me. What could<br />
be wrong with a museum dedicated to Native Americans?<br />
My trusty 12-plus years of 21 st century public<br />
education had done its job—instilling in me an impulsive<br />
validation complex of anything having to do with diversity,<br />
or the appreciation and understanding of “other” cultures—a<br />
practice I was taught was important, without being taught why.<br />
I didn’t then understand why I might visit a museum<br />
like the NMAI either with confidence, or with skepticism.<br />
Ethnic-specific museums arose sometime in the 70s,<br />
out of an anti-racist activist, academic, and political response<br />
to museums’ lack of cultural diversity and sensitivity. This<br />
movement demanded remedy to the misrepresentation, if not<br />
total erasure, of non-white and non-Western experiences in<br />
the museum world. As Cliff Pereira, former chair of the Black<br />
and Asian Studies Association indicts, museums’ “imperialistic<br />
terms have not moved on into the 21 st century. In fact, they<br />
haven’t moved to the post-colonial.” In this sense, ethnic<br />
museums have become a force in the decolonization of the<br />
museum.<br />
For a long time, the art, artifacts, and history of<br />
indigenous and minority groups were apt to be found in natural<br />
history museums, displayed among fossils, dinosaur skeletons,<br />
and gemstones. Non-Western people were considered<br />
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primitive—a facet of natural rather than human history, the<br />
objects of anthropological study, as passive as rocks and<br />
skeletons, and as frozen in time as fossils. This is, of course,<br />
consistent with the racist and ethnocentric ideologies that<br />
were internalized in the disciplines of history and anthropology<br />
themselves.<br />
This ideology limited the relevance of these groups to<br />
the American public. If they were included in (human) history<br />
museums, it was only within a narrative of their interaction<br />
with the Western world. Until the late 1970s, the National<br />
Museum of American History (NMAH) exhibited all its Native<br />
American objects within exhibits about the colonization of the<br />
Americas: representing Native Americans exclusively within a<br />
narrative of conquest, and subsequent disappearance.<br />
And a racist interpretation was, of course, if such<br />
groups were represented at all. In many cases, mainstream<br />
museums simply neglected to collect and study objects and<br />
artifacts associated with these groups, to tell even the broadest<br />
of stories about them. When the National Museum of History<br />
and Technology opened in 1964, it scarcely mentioned African-<br />
Americans, and its collections included no African-American or<br />
indigenous artifacts.<br />
In addition, the un-shocking exclusion of cultural<br />
and ethnic minorities on museum staffs—from researchers<br />
and curators, to boards and councils, to administrative jobs—<br />
certainly played a role in the uninterrupted dominant historical<br />
narrative presented in museums.<br />
So, ethnic and culturally specific museums seem like<br />
the perfect reparations for this exclusion and abuse. Identityspecific<br />
museums have become a powerful and prolific part of<br />
the museum world. National Museums of the American Indian<br />
exist both in D.C. and New York, Michigan is home to the Arab<br />
American National Museum, LA has the Contemporary Jewish<br />
Museum, the Chinese American Museum, and the Japanese<br />
American National Museum, and there is the National Women’s<br />
History Museum in Virginia—to name a few of the hundreds<br />
of ethnic and identity-specific museums that have sprung up<br />
across the country over the past 40 years. The Smithsonian<br />
Museum of African-American History and Culture is set to<br />
open on the mall in 2016, and a proposed D.C. National Latino<br />
Museum is currently in hot debate.<br />
This intuitively seems like a positive trend—consistent<br />
with all the shiny rhetoric that, in my mind, left me complacently<br />
uncritical of museums for most of my life.<br />
But what does it mean to take the stories of people<br />
of certain cultures and ethnicities, and put them in separate<br />
buildings from the museum called the National Museum of<br />
American History? Does this kind of division ghettoize nonwhite<br />
histories in the museum world, and within history itself?<br />
Does this place them even further outside of the American<br />
experience?<br />
What stories will be deemed as too specific—those<br />
of Latina/o artists, black politicians, Asian-American activists,<br />
Native American leaders, Arab-American authors—for museum<br />
visitors interested in American history? Where do the paintings<br />
of Diego Rivera, scrapbooks from Japanese internment camps,<br />
naturalization certificates of Jewish immigrants from Ellis<br />
Island, the Treaty of Canandaigua, or an FBI “wanted” poster of<br />
Black Panther, Angela Davis, belong?<br />
Surely such artifacts are imperative pieces of American<br />
history, critical for all American museumgoers wishing to<br />
learn about the nation’s history to see. And if we recognize<br />
art by Daniel Toretsky<br />
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the museum as a part of a project of national identity, as Fath<br />
Davis Ruffins, a curator at NMAH, suggests, could an African-<br />
American museum actually serve to “take African-American<br />
history and culture out of American history and culture?”<br />
This line of questioning is only one that might<br />
complicate the neat and tidy solution to the colonial museum.<br />
Another may ask: if ethnic museums play a role in the<br />
construction and expression of ethnic identities, will these<br />
specific museums reduce fluid and complex identities to<br />
essentialized narratives? There are 562 federally recognized<br />
indigenous tribes in America. African, African-American, Afro-<br />
Latino, and West Indian people living in America all have<br />
unique experiences and histories. The very word “Latina/o”<br />
“<br />
as the chosen title for a museum brings into question whose<br />
stories it will tell. What of Americans who identify as Hispanic<br />
or Chicana/o? What of biracial Americans? Many critics are<br />
skeptical that ethnic-specific museums can fully embrace<br />
diversity within their own communities.<br />
Essentially, the debate comes down to the question<br />
of whether or not ethnic-specific museums reproduce the very<br />
systems that they are trying to break down.<br />
I believe they can do this, or they cannot. If their<br />
existence precluded “general” history museums from being<br />
inclusive, or enabled a loophole for museums to continue<br />
excluding and misrepresenting non-white Americans, then the<br />
reaffirmation of traditional hegemonies, which some consider<br />
likely, would indeed be the case.<br />
However, they simply do not offer such a loophole—<br />
the same movement that produced ethnic museums also<br />
demands that American history must tell an inclusive story. And<br />
if a “general” museum fails to do this, it should be recognized<br />
as marked—and as ethnically specific as other museums—as<br />
White-American or European-American museums. For haven’t<br />
we always had ethnic-specific museums, that have simply<br />
gone unqualified due to the perpetual American confusion<br />
that “white” is not a race?<br />
Some have said that we should simply demand<br />
that existing “mainstream” museums become equitable and<br />
inclusive rather than erecting freestanding museums to<br />
represent marginalized cultures. Proponents of this schematic<br />
have said that this solution will underscore the commonality<br />
and interconnectedness of all people.<br />
Camille Akeju, Director of the Anacostia Community<br />
Museum, has said, “I don’t think we do ourselves justice<br />
by having a standalone identity. It will always make you<br />
vulnerable.” However, it seems that marginalized identities<br />
have historically been made most vulnerable when they are<br />
contained within white and western institutions: in the context<br />
of a museum, vulnerable to misunderstanding, tokenization,<br />
exoticization, essentialization, or erasure.<br />
Discussing, paying attention to, and deeming racial<br />
difference as important is not the same as segregation,<br />
and does not essentially undermine human commonality—<br />
particularly when the traditional American approach to<br />
difference has been to ignore or subjugate it.<br />
As Lonnie Bunch, director of the National Museum of<br />
African American History and Culture, says, “Let’s take African-<br />
American culture and use it as a lens to understand what it<br />
means to be an American, the mainstream story of America<br />
shaped by race. A museum that’s separate really allows us to<br />
illuminate America in a way we couldn’t if we had a gallery<br />
and a half in the Museum of American History.” The stories of<br />
What stories will be deemed too specific—those of<br />
Latina/o artists, black politicians, Asian-American activists,<br />
Native American leaders, Arab-American authors—for<br />
museum visitors interested in American history?<br />
”<br />
specific ethnic groups are too big to be contained in existing<br />
museum spaces, both logistically and theoretically.<br />
Perhaps we have trouble swallowing the idea that<br />
something called a museum (quite literally, an institution)<br />
can be radical—remember those benign marble-columned,<br />
high-ceilinged field trip destinations I mentioned? However,<br />
radical identity politics gave birth to ethnic-specific museums,<br />
and they have the potential to be a part of change, more<br />
radical and visionary than adding in a few more info panels<br />
about Native or Asian or Jewish-Americans in a Museum of<br />
American History—which still largely tells a single American<br />
story, through the lens of a dominant identity. I believe<br />
these museums are crucial because they are an opportunity<br />
to pursue a depth and breadth in stories of specific groups;<br />
allowing for a level of true recognition and valorization of<br />
specificity, that would be impossible in larger museums. These<br />
museums return the agency of self-representation and selfdetermination<br />
to cultural and ethnic groups—a privilege<br />
dominant identities have always had. Most importantly, they,<br />
in conversation with each other and with the public, create a<br />
forum for conversation about the plurality of experiences in<br />
America—one that demands participation.<br />
However, these museums need to do more than just<br />
exist. Each museum—and those who fill it with objects, art,<br />
and history—will have to answer enormous questions about,<br />
as David Schneer, a professor of Jewish studies at University<br />
of Colorado, sums up, empowerment versus commoditization,<br />
critical self-reflection versus cheerleading, insider versus<br />
outsider audiences, and plurality versus essentialism.<br />
So, this was not the summer that I realized museums<br />
are corrupt with racist and imperialistic politics, but rather<br />
when I began to see museums as the product of human<br />
decisions and human mistakes. Go on and attend your field<br />
trips and indulge in your after-work fantasies—but do so<br />
critically, and with recognition that you are participating in the<br />
forum of the museum.<br />
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“<br />
NO<br />
SE PUEDE<br />
MIRAR<br />
”<br />
photography of agony and the western gaze<br />
by Kira Roybal<br />
On September 2nd of this year, images of Alan Kurdi,<br />
the young boy whose body was found washed up on the shore<br />
of Bodrum in Turkey, began to circulate. Journalists from across<br />
the news media, as well as politicians and human rights group<br />
leaders, tweeted and retweeted the photograph, captured by<br />
Doğan News Agency’s Nilufer Demir, which shows the threeyear-old<br />
lying face down in the sand and salty foam of the<br />
beach.<br />
Hugh Pinney, the Vice President of Getty Images,<br />
commented in TIME that “the reason we’re talking about it after<br />
it’s been published is because it breaks a social taboo that has<br />
been in place in the press for decades: a picture of a dead child<br />
is one of the golden rules of what you never published.”<br />
That’s not to say that Alan Kurdi was the first published<br />
child casualty. In 2014 New York Times photographer Tyler Hicks<br />
published his account of the attack on Gaza along with the<br />
photographs he captured—including those of four Palestinian<br />
youths killed on the beach. Photographs of children in agony<br />
also have a relatively long history: Nick Ut’s photograph of a<br />
young Vietnamese girl running away from a napalm bombing;<br />
Kevin Carter’s of a vulture watching a starving, emaciated<br />
child in Sudan; and James Nachtwey’s of children struggling in<br />
Romanian orphanages.<br />
What all the photographs of violence inflicted upon<br />
the human body – whether that be through war, famine, social<br />
and economic upheaval—have in common is, in the words of<br />
art critic and writer John Berger, that “as we look at them, the<br />
moment of the other’s suffering engulfs us.” In other words,<br />
such images are “arresting” (italics mine). They demand that we<br />
pause, stop, freeze; for a period of time, we are disconnected<br />
from our own realities and overwhelmed by the immense pain<br />
and suffering of others.<br />
What are we—the viewers—to make of such<br />
photographs? How are we to respond? The media certainly<br />
knew how. Nicholas Jimenez of Le Monde stated, “I’m convinced<br />
that until you’ve shown this photograph, you haven’t shown<br />
the reality of the crisis.” Max Fisher of Vox, on the other hand,<br />
tweeted “I don’t say this to be scoldy or self-righteous or<br />
whatever, but I’m pretty uncomfortable with people tweeting<br />
photos of dead migrant kids.” Peter Bouckaert of Human Rights<br />
Watch noted, “I think for a lot of the public, their first reaction<br />
is: ‘This could have been my child.’” But could it really have<br />
been? Parents in Western nations may imagine the horror of<br />
such agony inflicted upon their own children, but they can<br />
rest assured knowing that this will most likely never happen.<br />
The discontinuity between the viewer and the subject of the<br />
photograph is not erased by sympathy, pity, or sadness.<br />
Going back to the question I posed in the previous<br />
paragraph: what are we supposed to make of such photographs?<br />
Are they meant to be instructive? (“Look at what’s going on<br />
with the rest of the world!”) Are they meant to be moralizing?<br />
(“This is the photograph that’s going to end the war!”) Are they<br />
meant to call us into action, or leave us paralyzed, knowing that<br />
change is often a slow and bitter process so why even bother<br />
doing anything? How are we to help those living thousands of<br />
miles away from us, unaware of our gazing at their suffering?<br />
There is a story of Socrates’ in Plato’s Republic that<br />
tells of a young man’s inner struggle between disgust and<br />
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art by Jin Yoo<br />
fascination at the sight of battered human bodies:<br />
Leontius, the son of Aglaion, was going up from the<br />
Piraeus along the outside of the North Wall when he<br />
saw some corpses lying at the executioner’s feet. He had<br />
an appetite to look at them but at the same time he was<br />
disgusted and turned away. For a time he struggled with<br />
himself and covered his face, but, finally overpowered by<br />
the appetite, he pushed his eyes wide open and rushed<br />
towards the corpses, saying, “Look for yourselves, you<br />
evil wretches, take your fill of the beautiful sight[!]”<br />
Certainly there’s something that provokes—invites—<br />
us to look, some sense of mystery or discovery of a scene never<br />
before seen. The first time I had heard of Ernst Friedrich’s Kreig<br />
dem Kreige! (War Against War!), while reading Susan Sontag’s<br />
Regarding the Pain of Others, I knew that I had to see at least a few<br />
of the photographs from the book for myself. This is an album<br />
of photographs compiled from German military and medical<br />
archives that depicts the visual story of the First World War, or<br />
as Sontag puts it, “an excruciating photo-tour of four years of<br />
ruin, slaughter, and degradation.” I believe I could only glance<br />
at about five photographs, and I only looked at one from the<br />
“Face of War” section, which shows close-ups of soldiers’ facial<br />
wounds. I know not what instrument of war, what poison could<br />
have caused skin and tissue to form like that on a wounded<br />
young man’s face. I stopped my little investigation after that.<br />
There is something voyeuristic and invasive about<br />
passively viewing photographs of this type. In her essay “In<br />
Plato’s Cave,” Sontag claims that “to photograph people is to<br />
violate them, by seeing them as they never see themselves,<br />
by having knowledge of them they can never have,” which<br />
implies that taking a photograph transfers power to the<br />
photographer. The subject overwhelmed by war, illness, or<br />
economic oppression, opens up, either reluctantly or eagerly,<br />
to the power of the camera, as if to say, “This is my story, and<br />
if someone doesn’t tell it then no one will ever hear it.” As<br />
viewers, in order to prevent baseless voyeurism, we must<br />
have a heightened sensitivity to the context surrounding the<br />
photographer’s decision to capture the subject and the realities<br />
of the circumstance thrown upon them, and a will to help ease<br />
the suffering—or at least a will to break the boundaries that<br />
prevent us from easing the suffering.<br />
Francisco Goya, the nineteenth century Spanish<br />
artist most popularly known for his painting The Third of May,<br />
created a series of etchings called The Disasters of War, which<br />
documented the atrocities committed by both the French<br />
and the Spanish during and after the Napoleonic Wars. The<br />
inscriptions he adds to each etching is what truly makes the<br />
collection eye-opening, anti-heroic, and modern; this series<br />
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could be considered a precursor to war photography. One<br />
etching states “Yo lo vi” (“I saw this”); another “No se puede<br />
mirar” (“One cannot look”); another “Esto es malo” (“This is<br />
bad”); and another “Esto es lo peor!” (“That is the worst of it!”).<br />
Images, by their very nature and use in society, invite us to look.<br />
However, Goya’s etchings and their respective inscriptions lead<br />
the viewer to question their voyeurism—to feel a sense of guilt<br />
in looking at severed limbs, murder, rape, and torture. This series,<br />
like the wide and varied collection of photographs of bodies<br />
in agony, is not simply documentation; these images resonate<br />
too closely with the moral standards of many people to not<br />
be considered a pity, a tragedy, an event to be remembered,<br />
or the catalyst for a course of action. To this, Sontag states,<br />
“Let the atrocious images haunt us…The images say: This is<br />
what human beings are capable of doing—may volunteer to do,<br />
enthusiastically, self-righteously. Don’t forget.”<br />
In December of 1971, Bangladesh won its war of<br />
independence from Pakistan, and thus began the punishment of<br />
Bengalis suspected of collaborating with Pakistani militiamen.<br />
On December 18, Mukti Bahiti (the Liberation Army) bayoneted<br />
and publicly executed four men accused of murder, rape, and<br />
looting. Horst Faas and Michael Laurent of the Associated<br />
Press were among the few photojournalists to document the<br />
event; they compiled their photographs of the “Death in Dacca”<br />
“To us, the viewers living in wealthy and powerful countries, such<br />
images do not instill fear or a sense of awe within us—as they may have<br />
we are overcome with pity and the desire to find a remedy;<br />
we as benevolent outsides want to “fix” the place and the<br />
people overrun by violence.<br />
within our ancestors living in ancient towns and villiages. Rather,<br />
”<br />
(now Dhaka) and won the World Press Photo award and the<br />
Pulitzer Prize.<br />
Many photojournalists believed the execution would<br />
not have occurred if photographers were not present. Magnum<br />
Photos’ Marc Riboud and United Press International’s Peter<br />
Skingley, for instance, refused to attend. Others, like Faas and<br />
Laurent, believed it necessary to stay and capture the story.<br />
Does the camera, perhaps ironically, encourage violence and<br />
suffering? Does it provoke the winner to show off his triumph,<br />
knowing that it will make headlines?<br />
To us, the viewers living in wealthy and powerful<br />
countries, such images do not instill fear or a sense of awe<br />
within us—as they may have within our ancestors living in<br />
ancient towns and villages. Rather, we are overcome with pity<br />
and the desire to find a remedy; we as benevolent outsiders<br />
want to “fix” the place and the people overrun by violence.<br />
Perhaps to photograph someone is not only to violate them,<br />
but also to take power and autonomy away from them. The<br />
subject becomes a victim in need of rescue, the photographer<br />
becomes messenger, and the viewers become…well, we just<br />
remain as viewers and attempt to make sense of where we,<br />
as individuals, fit into the Dhaka executions or the current<br />
refugee crisis.<br />
Earlier this semester, I attended the Caochangdi Work<br />
Station Performance at the Schwartz Center, which centered<br />
around interview footage of the elderly survivors of China’s<br />
Great Famine. Very few times had I cried so much in my life.<br />
People ate tree bark; mothers were forced to let their children<br />
starve to death; millions died in their homes. And I could do<br />
nothing about it—this all happened in the past. I experienced<br />
a great sense of discontinuity in my life afterwards; I couldn’t<br />
completely return to my role as a university student whose<br />
worries were grades, social activities, and the Bursar Office—not<br />
death by starvation. Perhaps I was simply meant to remember<br />
the event, to keep it from evaporating into the back corners of<br />
history. Why did I even feel that I needed to do anything?<br />
It’s quite difficult to let “victims” die without<br />
recognition, without some sort of honor for the time they spent<br />
living on Earth. I could not change the past, but at the very<br />
least I could understand the survivors’ struggles.<br />
The power that is taken from the subjects—the one<br />
that evades the viewers—is often passed onto our world<br />
leaders. Upon seeing the photographs of the execution in<br />
Dacca, Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi ordered the Indian<br />
soldiers aiding the Bengal liberation to prevent such events<br />
from occurring again. Once the photograph of Alan Kurdi<br />
surfaced, German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s tone about the<br />
refugee situation changed from “We can’t economically sustain<br />
this influx of people” to “Refugees are welcome here!”<br />
As for the ordinary, not-politically-powerful person<br />
viewing a photograph of agony, John Berger notes:<br />
Confrontation with a photographed moment of agony<br />
can mask a far more extensive and urgent confrontation.<br />
Usually the wars which we are shown are being fought<br />
directly or indirectly in “our” name. What we are shown<br />
horrifies us. The next step should be for us to confront<br />
our own lack of political freedom. In the political systems<br />
as they exist we have no legal opportunity of effectively<br />
influencing the conduct of wars waged in our name.<br />
In our age of great and widespread violence, we must<br />
ask what our government—the government that represents<br />
us—is doing to ease the suffering and stop the violence. If we<br />
are not satisfied, then why should we allow our government<br />
to keep functioning in the same manner that it currently is?<br />
Photojournalists and their subjects are asking us to look and to<br />
be aware and to do something, so let’s do just that—something,<br />
in our own names, that neither Merkel nor Obama nor any<br />
other leader would be capable of achieving.<br />
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EXIT LAWRENCE LESSIG<br />
a lost battle in the war of campaign finance reform<br />
by Nathaniel Coderre<br />
art courtesy of Politico <strong>Magazine</strong><br />
I’d been having debates with friends about why<br />
Colbert wasn’t the same on The Late Show for two months until<br />
the reason crystalized perfectly for me with one segment on<br />
November 5 th . It was an installment of his “Hungry for Power<br />
Games” segment, which he uses every time someone drops out<br />
of the 2016 Presidential race. What was really frustrating to<br />
watch (although perhaps not shocking), was that the segment<br />
was completely devoid of his informative, satirical wit, and<br />
instead consisted of lame barbs about how few people had<br />
heard of Lawrence Lessig. His attempted demolition really<br />
struck me because I had taken a great interest in this candidate.<br />
To some degree, Colbert’s jokes about how he’d never heard of<br />
Lessig make sense, because he is a Harvard Law Professor with<br />
little political experience and no name recognition. But the<br />
segment seems disingenuous when you learn that he actually<br />
interviewed Lessig on his old program in 2009. They were<br />
mostly talking about copyright law then, but they eventually<br />
drifted towards talking about how ineffectual Congress was.<br />
Colbert’s character ends the discussion by saying “The system<br />
is working for me, so welcome to the mouth of madness”.<br />
Colbert’s efforts once were directed towards revealing the<br />
depths of this madness, but since coming to The Late Show,<br />
his comedic gaze doesn’t reach quite so far. When Colbert<br />
didn’t tear into Donald Trump on September 23 rd , it set a<br />
new precedent of compromises on his new show. But it was<br />
incredibly disappointing when he discarded Lessig. Lawrence<br />
Lessig may never have emerged as a viable Democratic<br />
nominee, but he was a voice speaking out against systemic<br />
misuse of power.<br />
Who is Lawrence Lessig? And why am I making such a<br />
huge deal about him? For a long time, Lessig has parlayed his<br />
role as a Harvard Law professor into political activism, all of<br />
which led up to his late run for the Democratic nomination this<br />
summer. He didn’t have as much of a public profile as many<br />
of the other candidates, but he did receive an initial burst of<br />
media coverage for his unique campaign. He styled himself as<br />
a referendum candidate, someone who wanted to be elected<br />
to deal with a single issue, campaign finance reform, and then<br />
voluntarily resign. He was an unforseen commodity spouting<br />
ideas that would never come from a known, reliable candidate.<br />
The ambitious plan frightened the Democratic Party so much<br />
that his campaign was doomed from the start. I don’t think<br />
they ever knew what to do about a candidate who said he<br />
would willingly give up his office. This kind of chaos is actually<br />
what originally attracted me to Lessig. Could you imagine what<br />
would happen if he won the nomination? Who would he select<br />
to be his Vice President (and inevitably succeed him in the<br />
presidency)? Would he have been unelectable in the general<br />
election? Could he have tapped into some sort of populist<br />
groundswell of support no one expected? Being more realistic,<br />
what would have happened if he had gotten into one of the<br />
debates? I imagine that he would have shifted a lot more of<br />
the national attention towards campaign finance, but we’ll<br />
never know.<br />
Advocates for campaign finance reform worry that<br />
the influence corporations have in political campaigns is<br />
turning our country into a plutocracy. They would argue that<br />
our national politicians speak for the wealthy instead of their<br />
constituency. The 2010 Citizens United decision underscored<br />
the corruptive influence of money in politics for Lessig (and<br />
many others), exponentially increasing the calls for new<br />
reform. This Supreme Court decision removed the ban that<br />
prevented corporations from giving unlimited money to<br />
support or oppose individual candidates. While this (and a<br />
subsequent decision called SpeechNow.Org vs. FEC) doesn’t<br />
allow for direct contributions to political campaigns, it does<br />
allow the creation of super PACs (political action committees),<br />
which are groups that can spend unlimited money supporting<br />
or attacking campaigns. There is a nominal restriction that<br />
says that super PACs and politicians cannot coordinate, but<br />
candidates have already blatantly circumvented that rule.<br />
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Actually, it was Colbert himself who first brought these<br />
loopholes to the public’s attention. He showed that super PACs<br />
could hire candidate’s lawyers, consult with former members of<br />
their staff, or simply watch their candidates say their strategy<br />
on TV.<br />
This influx of money is undoubtedly detrimental to our<br />
political system. Well-supported studies estimate that most<br />
members of Congress spend 25 to 50 percent of their time in<br />
office fundraising for themselves or their party. The money that<br />
candidates solicit gives the wealthiest a platform to control<br />
candidates’ public policy that almost no other Americans have.<br />
“Lawrence Lessig is the<br />
rare presidential candidate<br />
whose final words are<br />
”<br />
not<br />
merely attempts to save<br />
face.<br />
For example, “In one [email] exchange, McDonnell [a former<br />
Governor of Virginia] e-mailed Williams [a donor with interests<br />
in tobacco] to ask about a fifty-thousand-dollar loan and, six<br />
minutes later, e-mailed an aide to check on scientific studies<br />
that Williams wanted conducted on his product at public<br />
universities.” Given that the strength of the tobacco industry<br />
rests (at least somewhat) on studies concerning the product’s<br />
health risks, this is an example of a politician potentially<br />
using the influence he has in his role as an elected official<br />
to disproportionately benefit one of his patrons. The Citizens<br />
United decision flooded the election season with money,<br />
fundamentally altering campaign strategies for both parties.<br />
The election cycle after it (2012) raised more than $2 billion<br />
more than the season that preceded it (2008). The super PACs<br />
alone spent $1 billion, 73 percent of which came from 100<br />
people.<br />
As a modern political party whose sole objective<br />
is to find and nominate the most electable candidate, the<br />
Democratic Party has a vested interest in protecting Hilary<br />
Clinton, the person with the most realistic path to the White<br />
House, as well as the image of the party as a whole. The<br />
emergence of a radical, unconventional candidate who speaks<br />
out against their electoral system is a nuisance to it. Lessig (and<br />
many others) provide a very credible case that the Democratic<br />
Party intentionally and knowingly worked to prevent him from<br />
getting into the debates. As a latecomer (his campaign only<br />
began in September) without name recognition, he desperately<br />
needed to get into the October 13 th debate for his campaign<br />
to have a chance. He hit every benchmark that the party set<br />
up. He raised more money than half of the other candidates<br />
did, and he hit one percent in three polls, more than half of<br />
the other candidates. Jim Webb and Lincoln Chafee were both<br />
given podiums at the first debate, despite polling closer to .7<br />
percent in many polls. Chafee actually needed the prodding of<br />
Conan O’Brien’s joking pleas to his fan base to hit one percent<br />
and both candidates were laughed out of the election after the<br />
first debate. Several major polls didn’t even include his name<br />
on the ballot, despite including Joe Biden, someone who had<br />
repeatedly denied having an interest in running. Of course, one<br />
percent almost seems like too low of a bar for candidates to hit<br />
to reach the debates, but there was no harm in trying to keep<br />
a larger pool of candidates for early debates.<br />
After he failed to get into the first debate, his<br />
campaign limped on through the end of October, Lessig ended<br />
his campaign on November 2 nd after it became obvious that<br />
he wasn’t going to be admitted to the second one either. The<br />
real shame in his exclusion, beyond squashing his fledgling<br />
campaign, is that he had a real opportunity to shift the<br />
discourse of the discussion. Both Sanders and Clinton have<br />
expressed interest in campaign reforms, but neither have<br />
underscored it as their fundamental issue. In Lessig’s view,<br />
solving the other issues they discuss is not possible until we<br />
make radical changes to our electoral system. Just as Sanders’<br />
relative rise has forced Clinton to back more left-wing policies,<br />
Lessig would have forced them both to address campaign<br />
finance reform more comprehensively. Of course, the very<br />
issue he is fighting against made it impossible for him to be<br />
elected. A genuinely outside candidate would have to defeat<br />
an avalanche of money to win, an almost impossible task.<br />
It would certainly be appropriate to draw a dire<br />
conclusion—the ambitious outsider soundly defeated by<br />
the political establishment—but Lawrence Lessig is the rare<br />
presidential candidate whose final words are not merely<br />
attempts to save face. Lessig intends to remain an activist<br />
against political corruption, working with groups like Wolf<br />
PAC to organize communities. Wolf PAC’s goal is to pass an<br />
amendment that ends corporate personhood, provides publicly<br />
funded campaigns, and restricts large monetary donations—<br />
all measures that attempt to decrease the influence of<br />
money in politics. Interestingly enough, they don’t necessarily<br />
need a political champion to galvanize a corrupt Congress.<br />
Amendments can also be passed through a constitutional<br />
convention, something that hasn’t been done since the first<br />
one in 1787. While it’s certainly possible, they would need 34<br />
states (two-thirds) to submit an application, and they only have<br />
four so far. Sounds far-fetched? Of course it is. But six more<br />
states have passed it in one house, and people are actively<br />
working all around the country to increase public support.<br />
Interestingly, many political pundits have drawn<br />
comparisons between Lessig and the big story on the Republican<br />
side, Donald Trump. They argue that both candidates are trying<br />
to tap into the same emotions on opposite ends of the political<br />
spectrum: dissatisfaction with the promises and the clichés of<br />
“Washington insiders.” Supporters for both of them imagine a<br />
populist hero changing the political landscape. Even Lessig<br />
himself has expressed some solidarity with Trump (hear him<br />
out!). “He did an enormous service to the debate by opening<br />
the issue up on the Republican debate stage by calling out<br />
the other candidates as not independent of their funders,”<br />
he says. Of course, Trump’s bravado comes from being a selfobsessed<br />
billionaire, but he nevertheless repeatedly accuses<br />
his opponents of being beholden to special interests. Trump’s<br />
line of criticism will obviously prove as fruitless as Lessig’s, but<br />
it further illustrates an important point. There is a mounting<br />
disgust for the corruption in our political system, and political<br />
activists like Lawrence Lessig will continue to fight until we<br />
see radical campaign reform.<br />
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THE NEW NEST OF<br />
CAMPAIGN DONATIONS<br />
twitter forces its way into the political funding game<br />
by Sarah Chekfa<br />
This past September, Twitter took a decisive step<br />
towards politicizing its platform, introducing a function that<br />
allows users to directly donate money to candidates’ political<br />
campaigns with a solitary tweet. Before I begin criticizing<br />
Twitter for its subliminal destruction of the rationalistic<br />
foundations of our political donation system, surely you’re<br />
wondering—how does this new-fangled technological<br />
Twitterian trippiness operate?<br />
Well, it’s pretty simple, as far as politics go. A campaign<br />
signs up for a Square Cash account and is assigned a distinct<br />
“cashtag,” which can then be shared on Twitter. A donate button<br />
will appear on the campaign’s Twitter account and, through<br />
that, users will be able to donate with a debit card, preserving<br />
their information forever in the digital cosmos to allow for<br />
future simple (near-mindless!) one-click donations.<br />
Cringingly capitalistic connotations of the phrase<br />
“cashtag” aside, at first glance, this modernization seems like<br />
an acutely obvious move for a platform like Twitter. Twitter<br />
has succeeded Facebook as ruler of the realm of existential<br />
status updates, providing us with notifications ranging from<br />
irrelevant blurbs about that avocado turkey panini your ex<br />
had for lunch, to headstrong pronouncements of resounding<br />
political statements that you don’t necessarily agree with. So<br />
this update comes to us as nearly endearing, an almost cute<br />
way to meld two seemingly opposite spheres of operation—<br />
technology and politics—into one unified product of Teamwork.<br />
It’s beautifully intended to further democratize our already<br />
very democratic political system by “making it easier for Twitter<br />
users to actively support candidates and causes.”<br />
While its intention was clearly well-meaning, this<br />
move by Twitter has been subjected to the inevitable law of<br />
unintended consequences. Twitter likely never meant to spark<br />
a conversation about the arguably deteriorating nature of our<br />
political support when it released this revamp, but it has. And<br />
we must take this opportunity for what it has become: a wakeup<br />
call on the nature of our political personas.<br />
This summer, Calvin Harris asked us all how deep our<br />
love was. Perhaps we can revise his noteworthy query for the<br />
fall season: how strong is our support? Let’s be dangerously<br />
real here—it is unbelievably easy to open up a new tab, head to<br />
a candidate’s website, and donate to them directly from there.<br />
Yes, it might not necessarily be as convenient as sending a tweet,<br />
and it might take away five more precious minutes of your time<br />
on Earth, but it’s worth it. Right? Because this is a candidate<br />
you care about, genuinely—someone you desperately want to<br />
see emerge victorious in the Game of Thrones-esque battle<br />
that is the American political campaign. Surely you could spare<br />
them these five minutes, in addition to your monetary support.<br />
The internet has already made the act of political<br />
donation accessible to the civic newbie: we can donate with<br />
the literal click of a button. In this sense, the added step of<br />
accessing the candidate’s website directly is like a test of<br />
loyalty, signaling a determined commitment to the cause. It<br />
could even be perceived as an obstacle between us and unwise<br />
political spending. In seemingly direct opposition to this idea,<br />
a Twitter representative actually went so far as to say that<br />
this modernization is the perfect tool “to allow people who<br />
are feeling passionate at [an] exact moment in time to donate<br />
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ight then and there.” Implicit in this statement is the idea<br />
that it’s okay—no, that it’s preferable even—to make financial<br />
decisions when we are at our most excited, most angry, most<br />
emotional.<br />
I’m not suggesting that we should let platitudes<br />
guide our journey through life, but isn’t it a common truth<br />
that we shouldn’t act on our impulses when we’re feeling<br />
most passionate? This kind of visceral reaction is what<br />
demagogues like Donald Trump (let’s save him for another<br />
time) aim to incite—this is what they manipulate in their<br />
despotic clambering for political leadership. Rational thought<br />
sets emotion aside from fact, and allows us to deal with the<br />
situation in a steady, clearheaded manner. Political donation<br />
should begin and end in evidence-based, near-scientific,<br />
meditated thought processes—and the dangerous ease of<br />
donation through Twitter is a threat to logic-based political<br />
support. The flames of sensation have no place in the political<br />
realm, no matter how desperately certain political figures<br />
might try to push you into their embers.<br />
So slowly retreat from the embers—no, flee from<br />
them! Yes, I admit: these heuristic flames can be tantalizing in<br />
their fervent, gilded incomplexity—it would be so easy to just<br />
fall in, submit to their eager simplicity—but I challenge you to<br />
defy that Freudian death drive. Freud won’t be disappointed.<br />
He’s dead. But another death is at stake here—that of the<br />
sincerity of your political support. Will you let it perish? Or<br />
will you transcend this possibility, and reclaim your rightful<br />
political integrity?<br />
Perhaps it’s better we assume the temperament of a<br />
reasoned owl when considering political donation, instead of<br />
that of a sing-songy, naïve, lightheaded Twitter bird.<br />
“Implicit in this statement is the idea that it’s<br />
okay—no, that it’s preferable even—to make<br />
financial decisions when we are at our most<br />
”<br />
excited, most angry, most emotional.<br />
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FRENCH<br />
GIRL<br />
SYNDROME<br />
the subconscious imperialism of the american wannabe<br />
by Yana Lysenko<br />
art by Riley Henderson<br />
In France, to be a French girl is to have been born in<br />
France. In America, to be a French girl is to fit the American<br />
framework of how a French girl should look: obviously skinny,<br />
cigarette in mouth, wearing sunglasses, and running her hands<br />
through her beautiful messy hair. She doesn’t wear makeup<br />
because her skin is already flawless, she never blow-dries, and<br />
her jeans are 3 years old but still look new because they’re<br />
high-quality and cost half her month’s rent. The French girl<br />
should also, perhaps, speak French.<br />
Young Americans—specifically girls—are obsessed<br />
with the idea of looking and acting French. It’s an aspiration<br />
that stems from the 1960s, when Jean-Luc Godard and other<br />
new French directors entered the world’s cinematic scene with<br />
their DIY-produced, angst-ridden New Wave films. Drawing on<br />
“ ”<br />
American film noir, but with younger actors, a fondness for pop,<br />
and a stereotypically French preoccupation with sex, the New<br />
Wave solidified an image of French-ness that has lasted to the<br />
present day. To be French in American culture is to look and act<br />
cool—in the whitest way possible. The qualities that Americans<br />
deem fundamental to French culture are so generalized and<br />
flawed that they create France and its people as the society it<br />
was perhaps 50 years ago: a whitewashed bourgeois culture<br />
that has since disappeared, but still exists in the mind of the<br />
idealistic Anglo-Saxon Francophile.<br />
The most obvious example of this idealistic<br />
generalization is Pinterest, where the idea of “stereotype” is<br />
conceptualized into pictures titled “French Girl Style,” “What to<br />
Wear in Paris: A 7-Day Outfit Guide,” and “Dressing Parisian Chic.”<br />
Put these pictures next to each other, and they all feature the<br />
same thing: a blue and white striped marinière t-shirt, a trench<br />
coat, and ballet flats. Anything else featured will inevitably<br />
include basic garments in varying shades of black, gray, and<br />
white. And stripes—Americans think the French love stripes.<br />
All of these ideas point to a perception of style that, according<br />
to tourists and Francophiles, comprise the entire wardrobe of a<br />
homogenous Gallic French society. Of course, the French know<br />
that is not the case. Sit on the Parisian métro and you will see<br />
as much diversity in clothing, body types, and skin colors as<br />
you would in the New York subway. Even for the non-French<br />
observer who has been exposed to French culture beyond the<br />
“French Style” headlines of Vogue, and has seen more of France<br />
than the Eiffel Tower quickly realizes how unrealistic it is to<br />
Anything else featured will inevitably include basic garments in<br />
varying shades of black, gray, and white.<br />
And stripes—Americans think the French love stripes.<br />
aspire to be French when there is no such thing as the typical<br />
French man or French woman.<br />
Generalization is the offspring of ignorance. In this<br />
case, it’s not a complete lack of knowledge, but a selective one.<br />
American references to French culture and style immediately<br />
point to one of the best-known French films across Western<br />
culture, Godard’s Breathless. The likely reason for the obsession<br />
with this 1960 film is the fact that Jean Seberg, the main<br />
female character, is an American in Paris who never drops<br />
her American accent, but lives the American girl’s dream: she<br />
finds herself multiple Parisian lovers and perfects the gamine<br />
French-American style we have now deemed classically French.<br />
The film is a conglomerate of black-and-white shots of Paris in<br />
all of its glory, along with the typical French shots of smoking<br />
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cigarettes and drinking coffee in cafes. The characters are all<br />
white, and Jean Seberg is of course wearing stripes, sunglasses,<br />
and a cute feminine skirt under her trench coat. This image has<br />
engrained itself not into the French cultural identity, but into<br />
American perceptions of the culture it worships and aspires to<br />
become.<br />
The France we imagine is something from decades<br />
ago—a time of political turmoil as France struggled with its<br />
ruptured imperialism and attempted to maintain its stronghold<br />
on the indigenous peoples of Africa and Southeast Asia. Many<br />
young French men and women accept that New Wave cinema<br />
and all of its various elements are essential to the cultural and<br />
political history of French art, but that it no longer represents<br />
an accurate picture of French society or the struggles they<br />
face today. And yet, when we look at American online articles<br />
on the youth culture of France and how to become more<br />
French, they still boast the beauties of French culture. Beyond<br />
that, they exalt a white fashion that ignores the millions of<br />
immigrants across all of France, many of whom face alienation<br />
and discrimination. These immigrants are in a constant battle<br />
to prove their own unique Frenchness in a society that quietly<br />
segregates between “true French” and “new French.”<br />
Obviously, commercial fashion is still a largely white<br />
enterprise, but when it is supported by cultural assumptions<br />
of a homogenously white society, we start to address a<br />
subconscious racist nostalgia for the time when Europe was all<br />
white. A public American image of France through novels like<br />
French Women Don’t Get Fat and How to be Parisian Wherever<br />
You Are—both written by French authors in English for an<br />
American audience—assumes that all French women simply<br />
have the time and resources to spend all their days in cafés,<br />
their nights sleeping with multiple lovers, and their money<br />
on Saint Laurent, Guerlain, and foie gras. In America, we look<br />
at books that feature generalized American bourgeois values<br />
with disdain and skepticism, because they ignore the social<br />
stratification we work so hard to overcome. An Amazon review<br />
typical of our attitude complains that “It’s just another white<br />
rich woman telling people how to live as extravagantly and<br />
tastefully as she does,” in response to a book’s expression of<br />
American bourgeois culture. Yet when it comes to other cultures<br />
that represent a sexy rich white dream, we just assume it’s all<br />
true. A society stuck on the days when whites ruled the world<br />
wants to believe such places still exist. No wonder Paris is the<br />
number one tourist spot in the world.<br />
It’s all clickbait, of course. Pointing out the inadequacies<br />
of our own culture and fashion in a society constantly struggling<br />
with insecurity prompts the aspiration to become a part of a<br />
different society—in this case, one we deem cooler and more<br />
chic. French fashion blogger and photographer Garance Doré,<br />
quoted in an article with The Guardian, explained that our<br />
perceptions of the French are entirely mythologized, created<br />
out of a desire for a cooler culture and society around us. The<br />
article, written by American fashion blogger Jess Cartner-<br />
“<br />
In a way, a society stuck on when whites<br />
ruled the word wants to believe such<br />
places still exist. No wonder Paris is the<br />
number one tourist spot in the world<br />
”<br />
Morley, states, “Actual real-life French people are completely<br />
bemused by the concept of High French-ness as portrayed in<br />
listicles entitled, ‘28 Shoes French Women Would Never Wear.’<br />
To be fair to the French, they don’t write these; we do.” We have<br />
created a fictionalized society of basic clothing staples and a<br />
café culture that ignores the brewing turmoil of this society<br />
that equals our own.<br />
It becomes increasingly clear that Paris and France<br />
are not simply the land of croissants, coffee, and Christian Dior,<br />
but one of forceful homogenization and shushed oppression.<br />
To go to Paris expecting a to find a perfect white rich haven<br />
and to dress like a Parisian is wishful thinking that isn’t<br />
introspective enough to realize the harmful ignorance that<br />
comes with it. The real France is a country of culture, fashion,<br />
beauty, and marginalized ethnic groups trying to earn the title<br />
of “French” in a much deeper way than our facile attempts. To<br />
truly understand the society we deem better than our own, we<br />
can’t simplify it to statements like the “high-watermark of chic.”<br />
But are we really trying to understand it anyway?<br />
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PLAYING<br />
THE<br />
tavi gevinson and new creativity<br />
ROOKIE<br />
by Maura Thomas<br />
Tavi Gevinson, 19-year-old artist, actor, and writer, has<br />
alternately described herself as an elf and a feminist. In both<br />
respects, she’s perfectly serious: it’s possibly her combination<br />
of intelligence and self-awareness that has gotten her so far,<br />
so fast. Tavi started a blog, Style Rookie, at age 11, and her<br />
popular website for teenage girls, Rookie, at 14. She later<br />
spoke at TEDxTeen, lectured at the Sydney Opera House, and<br />
most recently starred in a Broadway run of This is Our Youth.<br />
But wait: she’s also guest-edited an issue of Poetry <strong>Magazine</strong>,<br />
written articles for Elle, interviewed the likes of Lorde and<br />
Adrian Tomine, and been on the covers of New York and Nylon.<br />
What’s more impressive than this list of<br />
accomplishments is the fact that thousands of girls like me<br />
watch her interviews, anticipate her monthly editor’s letters<br />
on rookiemag.com, and scroll longingly through her Instagram<br />
feed. In short, we pay very close attention to what she’s doing.<br />
She started Rookie through an impulse to treat teenage girls<br />
as a multifaceted, thoughtful group “still figuring it out,”<br />
feeling under no obligation to accept the kind of top-down,<br />
deductive, or restrictive representations of girls in magazines<br />
like Seventeen. She began to write in her bedroom in Oak<br />
Park, Illinois. Her solution was to launch a website that is<br />
horizontal—overwhelmingly, the contributors are young and<br />
female, too—informal, and invitingly visual. It’s written, y’know,<br />
like THIS. A recent post explains “How to Talk About Yourself<br />
(Without Feeling Gross).” The digital pages look like, and in fact<br />
often are, glittery or decorative journal or diary entries. The<br />
categories range from “Fiction” to “Eye Candy” to “Sex + Love.”<br />
The content is emphatic and easy to read, which often betrays<br />
its weight and complexity.<br />
I’m stating the obvious, but I want to give a sense<br />
of Tavi’s character, or what I’ve constructed of her character<br />
through what she writes and how she presents herself. She’s<br />
what the avant-garde artist Kenneth Goldsmith might call<br />
an “uncreative writer” or artist, frequently citing other artists’<br />
work in her own. She doesn’t appropriate anything directly,<br />
but she references influences constantly, citing the validation<br />
and direction they provide her life. For example, she ends one<br />
of her talks by telling the crowd to “be Stevie Nicks.” She has<br />
talked at length about how movies and shows including Ghost<br />
World, The Virgin Suicides, and Freaks and Greeks have informed<br />
her sense of the way she would like to live. In “Tavi’s Big Big<br />
World,” she confesses, “Part of what worries me is the fact that<br />
all of my references are traceable: everything I do or say could<br />
be tracked down or exposed as being heavily influenced by<br />
a book I’ve written about before. I’ll never seem like Bjork…<br />
who came out of nowhere with impeccable taste, and a neverending<br />
set of skills, and incredible artistic ability, and no one<br />
to credit for any of it.”<br />
Instead of cursing her supposed “Lack of Originality,”<br />
or its equally discouraging cousin, “It’s All Been Done Before,”<br />
she’s skilled at mapping influences and resources into an evergrowing<br />
web of self-definition. The Internet has provided her<br />
with the platform for her career—first with her fashion blog,<br />
which featured a clever 13-year-old in avant-garde outfits,<br />
and then later with Rookie. She’s become a master parser and<br />
analyst of pop culture, music, fashion, movies, and art, which<br />
has garnered her the friendships of Taylor Swift, Hilton Als,<br />
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and other people of whom you’d be equally<br />
jealous.<br />
We were talking about what it means to be creative<br />
in my poetry class, with little success. Tavi is so successful as<br />
a creative because she’s a filter—Rookie has formed a kind<br />
of constellation on the Internet where people congregate to<br />
discover and share new influences, celebratory of both the<br />
alternative and the mainstream. Maybe the new creative is the<br />
person who can take an enormity of information and make it<br />
accessible. In much of her work this is a main focus, not just a<br />
technique peripheral to the “original artwork” of other artists.<br />
It’s one of the reasons she’s so popular—she’s affirming that as<br />
a young woman, you don’t have to be a solitary genius to be<br />
creative or successful.<br />
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“<br />
The digital pages look like,<br />
and in fact often are, glittery<br />
or decorative journal or<br />
diary entries.<br />
”<br />
It’s this notion of an “uncreative genius,” of a person<br />
who makes meaning out of the meaning of others, that is<br />
rightly gaining currency in the digital age. In “The Creative<br />
Apocalypse that Wasn’t,” The New York Times confirmed that<br />
“writers, performers, directors, and even musicians report their<br />
economic fortunes to be similar to those of their counterparts<br />
15 years ago, and in many cases they have improved.” The cost<br />
of producing culture has also dropped. The pond is basically<br />
infinite, but there are far more niche outlets through which you<br />
can be paid for making or offering content, if you’re well aware<br />
of the relentlessly evolving landscape.<br />
My sister and I go back and forth on the merits of<br />
Instagram as a creative platform—for what reason (and usually,<br />
for whom) do we share things really? On social media, you’re<br />
both an editor and a consumer. So I’m following Tavi (@<br />
tavitulle), for example, and she’s posting pictures of books she’s<br />
reading (Speedboat by Renata Adler and Babe by photographer<br />
and friend Petra Collins), of outfits she’s wearing (pom-pom<br />
earrings, Rachel Antonoff dresses, gold skirts), and of various<br />
Rookie readers and friends. In a recent post, she’s pictured<br />
addressing an audience onstage in a long white shift dress, with<br />
the caption “Brainwashing the youth into keeping diaries and<br />
talking about their feelings.” Essentially, an Instagram account<br />
is a visual attempt to brainwash others into understanding<br />
or sharing your point of view. It’s about trying to take what’s<br />
“original” about your life and market it in a way that is both<br />
intimate and collectively enviable.<br />
That Tavi knows exactly how to balance her presence<br />
as a professional and a 19-year-old means she feels like both<br />
a leader and a peer. This is one of the great features of social<br />
media in general: whether you’re Taylor Swift, Tavi Gevinson<br />
or anyone else, everyone works under more or less the same<br />
creative restrictions within a given platform. From this mass of<br />
essentially “uncreative” output comes inventories of personal<br />
choice, influence, and transition: exactly the stuff of Tavi’s<br />
appeal and success.<br />
When Jonathan Safran Foer visited Cornell in<br />
September, he talked about the project of writing novels as the<br />
process of simply figuring out your preferences—he said, “We<br />
really don’t know what we like.” If we’re active on social media,<br />
it’s usually because we’re trying to achieve and broadcast some<br />
sense of a stable self. Tavi started a publication that is steadily<br />
ingraining in a new generation of young women a sense of<br />
agency to figure themselves out in the midst of transition,<br />
while affirming that pursuit as a creative project. For that, I<br />
am grateful a certain woman came out of nowhere with<br />
impeccable taste.<br />
art by Maura Thomas<br />
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SHARPAY WEARS<br />
SHORT SKIRTS;<br />
GABRIELLA WEARS<br />
T-SHIRTS<br />
the false dichotomy of disney’s female characters<br />
by Simi Best<br />
The first time we see High School Musical’s Sharpay Evans,<br />
she’s dressed head to toe in pink, strutting through the halls<br />
of East High, texting on her pink flip phone as the crowd parts<br />
around her. Even before Zeke calls her the “ice princess” and<br />
proceeds to high five his laughing bros, we already know all we<br />
need to about Sharpay: she’s The Bitch. Aspiring star Sharpay<br />
loves shopping with Daddy’s credit card, wearing short skirts,<br />
cozying up to Troy Bolton, and trying to manipulate anyone<br />
and everyone who might stand in her way—like, for instance,<br />
Gabriella. Gabriella is different. She has brown hair and she<br />
reads books…for fun.<br />
And so we have our opposites. In what is familiar territory<br />
for the Disney Channel, we’re tipped off to the fact that we’re<br />
supposed to identify with Gabriella not just because she’s<br />
the sympathetic antithesis to Sharpay’s “ice princess,” but<br />
also because she’s modest and quietly intellectual. We’re<br />
conditioned to hate one and identify with another very specific<br />
type of girl, and by creating this opposition Disney pits us<br />
against girls with certain characteristics and encourages the<br />
same bias we see on TV in our own lives.<br />
Character pairs are all over Disney Channel. Camp Rock’s<br />
Tess Tyler (resident Camp Bitch) bears a striking resemblance<br />
to Sharpay—blonde, rich, fashion-obsessed, boy-obsessed, and<br />
in possession of a temper and a drive to make it to the top.<br />
But Mitchie is different. She comes from a modest family: her<br />
dad owns a hardware store and her mom is a cook. She’s got<br />
brown hair to match the earth tones of her casual outfits and<br />
a shy, unpretentious personality despite her beautiful voice. Of<br />
course, Tess is the sequined villainess pitted against our downto-earth<br />
heroine. Take, too, Lizzie McGuire’s ex-best friend and<br />
later enemy, cheerleading captain and evil queen bee Kate<br />
Sanders—Kate came back from summer camp one year with a<br />
bra and consequently, a new attitude. In addition to displaying<br />
her unfortunate personality, our antagonist tends to check her<br />
hair in the mirror and refuses to eat carbs. And of course, it<br />
follows that we hate her.<br />
According to Disney Channel, cool girls are allowed to be<br />
beautiful, smart, and talented, but they can’t be boy-crazy, wear<br />
pink, shop at the mall, care about dieting, or, apparently, require<br />
a bra. Why does Disney Channel consistently use stereotypes<br />
of popular-girl femininity as shorthand for “bad”? This isn’t<br />
just lazy TV and film writing—it is part of impressionable<br />
childhoods. Content like this makes kids think that “girly”<br />
interests are an invitation for mockery. We grow up knowing<br />
that we’re meant to identify with modest, casual Gabriella and<br />
not sparkly, over-the-top Sharpay, because Gabriella is good<br />
and Sharpay is evil. To anyone watching those characters, girly<br />
is equated with mean.<br />
The concept of “girly” as shorthand for “mean” is more lazy<br />
than vindictive. Maybe the intent is to give credit to the girls<br />
who don’t fit the stereotypical teenage popularity norm, so<br />
that while caring about appearances is equated with vanity,<br />
girls who don’t feel like they fit the beautiful, popular girl<br />
image (read: pretty much all girls) can feel proud of their<br />
own diffidence. Instead of encouraging self-esteem, all Disney<br />
Channel does with these stock characters is reinforce the<br />
notion that we should be proud of our assumed superiority over<br />
Sharpay’s vilified characteristics. It feels good to feel superior<br />
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to the cool girl, and Disney feeds that. No one identifies with<br />
the villain—we’re all underdogs in real life, we all want to<br />
identify with the protagonist, and therefore, that protagonist<br />
can’t be the untouchable cool girl.<br />
It’s true that, of the two, Gabriella is the High School<br />
Musical character to which we should aspire. She’s genuinely<br />
presented as a generally cool gal, while Sharpay is still a<br />
probable sociopath. Even if Disney Channel isn’t aiming to<br />
blame Sharpay’s horrible personality on her pink feather boas,<br />
it’s still enforcing that pink boa as a symbol, implying that<br />
because she’s attractive, rich, and well dressed, she’s probably<br />
also vapid, narcissistic, and cruel. If all of our role models look<br />
and act like Gabriella, that’s not great encouragement from<br />
Disney Channel to tell girls that you can look and act as “girly”<br />
as Sharpay but still be, you know, not sociopaths.<br />
What’s even more troubling is that not just the audience is<br />
meant to swoon over the nerdy girl and reject the prom queen;<br />
because the nerdy girl is so different, she’s always the one to<br />
get The Boy. Sometimes the nerdy-but-secretly-cool girl is the<br />
protagonist, but other times she and her evil foil character exist<br />
only to teach The Boy a lesson about nice girls—the lesson<br />
being, according to Disney Channel, that they can be found<br />
hiding behind brown hair and glasses but never in the body<br />
of a cheerleader, prom queen, or aspiring celebrity. Gwen, the<br />
most popular and beautiful girl at Sky High, literally turns out<br />
to be a supervillain, the reveal of which finally pushes Will to<br />
realize that he should maybe just be into girl-next-door Layla<br />
instead. Even Max Keeble learns that pretty, blonde Jenna isn’t<br />
worth his time, seeing as he’s got girl-next-door Megan to keep<br />
him occupied.<br />
Disney Channel is telling girls that this is what you should<br />
want to be. This is how boys want you to be. You should be<br />
“<br />
It<br />
secretly, modestly gorgeous and cool, but super casual and<br />
uninterested in anything stereotypically feminine. Basically, be<br />
one of the boys, but hotter. It’s yet another botched attempt at<br />
a positive message—Disney wants to tell its viewers to go for<br />
substance over surface, but of course it’s a lot simpler to tell<br />
that story if the gap between those two qualities stays wide<br />
open and the character remains concerned with only one or<br />
the other.<br />
Telling us over and over again that we shouldn’t want<br />
to look like the hot, popular cheerleader is fundamentally<br />
about attacking and tearing down other girls. Disney Channel<br />
makes it seem like for every Gabriella in the world, there’s a<br />
Sharpay waiting to attack. This sad dichotomy grooms young<br />
viewers to scoff at pink boas, cheerleading uniforms, lipstick,<br />
and anything else “feminine,” and aspire to be more like<br />
reserved, low-key Disney Channel heroines. There’s nothing<br />
wrong with either type of girl—but the two shouldn’t be pitted<br />
against each other, or even portrayed as opposites. Sharpay,<br />
Kate, Tess, and all the other blonde Disney antagonists based<br />
on a ridiculous stereotype are part of a lazy generalization,<br />
teaching us intentionally or not that judging people by their<br />
appearances equates to judging them by their actions. If in the<br />
Disney universe the girl in the pink dress is always the villain,<br />
what does that say about spotting villains in real life? Sooner<br />
or later Disney Channel is going to have to face the fact that<br />
finding the source of all evil is not as easy as locating the head<br />
cheerleader.<br />
feels good to feel superior to the cool girl,<br />
and Disney feeds that. No one identifies with the<br />
”<br />
villain...<br />
art by Julia Pearson<br />
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MULDER & SCULLY:<br />
MEANT TO BE<br />
even if the writers don’t think so<br />
byTia Lewis & Thelonia Saunders<br />
Even those who cringe at the acronym “OTP” (ourselves<br />
included) can’t deny it—the romance between FBI Agents Fox<br />
Mulder (David Duchovny) and Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson) in<br />
The X-Files harnesses an impressive chemistry. It goes beyond<br />
character, dialogue, and the actors themselves to become<br />
the very foundation of what makes the show great and, well,<br />
believable. For many who revel in the age of mid-90s sci-fi<br />
television trash, The X-Files has always been a tasty mix of the<br />
classic TV crime drama and science fiction-fantasy. A successful<br />
executive gamble, The X-Files has tackled its circuitous plot with<br />
gusto, covering perhaps every urban legend and mythology on<br />
earth, and has still found the time to fill an extraterrestrial<br />
storyline with Snowden-level government conspiracy theories.<br />
Despite its complexity, the dedication to the bizarre, and the<br />
nod to the American people’s distrust for their government, it’s<br />
Mulder and Scully’s ever-evolving relationship that undeniably<br />
holds the show together. But what happens when the beloved<br />
show is revived, and its writer does not know where else to go<br />
with the (spoiler alert) captivating romance he has created?<br />
Well, he splits them up, of course!<br />
In case you’ve been living in a different galaxy, here’s<br />
a little background. The X-Files is a franchise that began as<br />
a TV show on the Fox Network and ran from 1993 to 2001<br />
with nine seasons, 202 episodes, and two movies. It has been<br />
revived for a six-episode miniseries due to air next year, much<br />
to the unexpected bewilderment of many longtime fans. To<br />
add to that bewilderment was Fox’s announcement that in the<br />
revival, Mulder and Scully will have split up and essentially<br />
become estranged, despite the fact that they appeared happily<br />
and romantically involved in the 2008 film, The X-Files: I Want<br />
to Believe. It seems that the long will-they-won’t-they plot<br />
line was just too good for Carter to give up—or maybe, he just<br />
does not know how to continue writing an interesting, secure<br />
relationship between two characters. Of course, he isn’t the<br />
first writer to take back the obvious conclusion he’d so slowly<br />
built up. TV shows do this all the time, splitting up clearly “end<br />
game” couples to regain tension: take Nick and Jess in New<br />
Girl, or Blaine and Kurt in Glee. However, some shows commit<br />
to the relationships they create, and choose to advance them<br />
instead, like Leslie and Ben in Parks and Recreation and Mindy<br />
and Danny in The Mindy Project. So what’s your excuse, Chris<br />
Carter? When the majority of your fan base and even the<br />
actors on your show<br />
are rooting for the<br />
romance you’ve<br />
created, why tear<br />
apart the world’s<br />
most lovable<br />
alien-hunting FBI<br />
agents?<br />
Perhaps he<br />
doesn’t need to explain.<br />
Maybe it’s just who he is.<br />
Despite being the creator<br />
and frequent writer<br />
for the show, Carter<br />
has a longstanding<br />
history of being<br />
at odds with its<br />
fans. He has even<br />
inspired the trope<br />
of the “The Chris<br />
Carter effect,” which<br />
TV Tropes states is<br />
when “the fans decide<br />
that the writing team will<br />
never resolve its plots, [and]<br />
then... will probably stop following<br />
the work.” While some creators of<br />
popular shows, like Carter, love throwing in<br />
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twists and turns to keep their viewers on edge, there is a fine<br />
line between being interactive with an audience and just plain<br />
pissing them off. Pretty Little Liars is a great example of this—<br />
the show is full of unexpected cliffhangers and plot twists, but<br />
fans’ comments on the show’s Facebook page and throughout<br />
social media make it clear that they see the show as trying<br />
too hard to be complicated, at the expense of it actually being<br />
good. (But we digress.)<br />
“The Chris Carter effect” obviously has not stopped the<br />
fans—one need only check the fan reaction to the short previews<br />
of the revival—but there is definitely an underlying animosity<br />
between the fans and Chris Carter, which existed long before<br />
he split up Mulder and Scully. For that, we can see two reasons.<br />
For one, there is the overly complicated, incredibly convoluted<br />
“government conspiracy plot” that made much of the mythos<br />
of The X-Files seem to keep building and building with little to<br />
no payoff. In fact, most of the answers given along this plotline<br />
only served to raise more questions. In the name of a “plot<br />
twist” they would sometimes straight-up contradict earlier<br />
revelations so the viewers’ whiplash would prevent them from<br />
questioning the narrative gaslighting. While the theme of a<br />
government conspiracy plot is intriguing, Carter’s execution of<br />
it turned a potentially poignant and relevant discussion into an<br />
inconsistent mess. Secondly, Carter seems morally contracted<br />
to hold out on any resolution of that aforementioned will-theywon’t-they<br />
tension between the two main leads, making sure<br />
as little actual finality as possible is achieved canonically. This<br />
is an uncreative trend Carter has continued to push into the<br />
revival with his decision to break up the two, for reasons that<br />
likely revolve around a need to add tension. As noted previously,<br />
plenty of other shows prove that a plot can continue to move<br />
and develop with the main couple together and advancing<br />
through life in a<br />
positive romantic<br />
relationship. Just<br />
because Carter<br />
can’t write it<br />
doesn’t mean it’s<br />
impossible.<br />
W h a t ’ s<br />
really interesting<br />
about Carter’s clumsy<br />
destruction of a<br />
relationship he (perhaps<br />
accidentally) did a great<br />
job building is how<br />
absolutely no one<br />
seems to agree<br />
with him about it.<br />
Both the actors<br />
involved and the<br />
fans themselves have<br />
decided that certain<br />
romantic milestones<br />
between Mulder and<br />
Scully must have occurred at<br />
some point off-screen, because<br />
Carter refuses to give them the simple<br />
moments they deserve. If anything, Carter<br />
is a perfect example of why readers, viewers,<br />
and media consumers should not worry about the intent of the<br />
author, because it is the actual, created effect of a work that<br />
portrays its real truth.<br />
“<br />
Carter is a perfect example of<br />
why readers, viewers, and media<br />
consumers should not worry about<br />
the intent of the author, because it is<br />
the actual, created effect of a work<br />
that portrays its real truth.<br />
”<br />
Take the New York Comic Con X-Files interviews from<br />
pinnacle of journalism, BuzzFeed. When asked to guess when<br />
Mulder and Scully first fell in love, Carter answered that he<br />
“didn’t believe it was love at first sight.”<br />
“He accused her of being sent to spy on him, so I<br />
don’t think he fell for her exactly at that [first] moment,” Carter<br />
said. “I think he fell in love with her through the course of the<br />
beginning of the show.”<br />
Unsurprisingly, the other interviewees disagreed.<br />
Kumail Nanjiani, a comedian and X-Files super fan who will<br />
be featured in the revival, said with certainty, “Their chemistry<br />
in the first scene is so undeniable. It’s a love affair from the<br />
beginning.”<br />
Actor Mitch Pileggi, who plays FBI Assistant Director<br />
Skinner on the show, had a similar answer, saying simply, “The<br />
first time he looked into that face.”<br />
It’s not that it’s impossible to have a harmonious<br />
relationship between creators and fan bases—the weird, if<br />
family-like, atmosphere achieved between the Hannibal fans<br />
and production team is a testament to that. It’s that The X-Files<br />
has felt for so long to be the actors (and, by extension, their<br />
characters) versus Chris Carter. The chemistry between Mulder<br />
and Scully—with more credit to actors Duchovny and Anderson<br />
than to Carter—has always been the main driving force for what<br />
makes the show work. Their genuine relationship, whether it be<br />
as friends or as a couple, has consistently pulled the ridiculous<br />
alien, conspiracy, and urban legend plots into a sphere of<br />
tolerability, so it seems foolish for Carter to fiddle with the one<br />
thing that keeps viewers and fans hooked—especially after<br />
he built it up for years with little reward. Because let’s face<br />
it: if you’ve ever watched an episode of the show, you know<br />
that as fun as a monster mystery episode is to watch, it’s not<br />
Sasquatch that has us glued to the screen. It’s how Mulder and<br />
Scully deal with Sasquatch.<br />
Heading into 2016 and the return of The X-Files, we<br />
must remember that no matter what goes down, whether the<br />
two are married, divorced, or ultimately end up separated, it’s<br />
all going to be okay.<br />
And whatever happens, remember, there is always fan<br />
fiction.<br />
art by Thelonia Saunders<br />
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art by Michelle Savran<br />
srsly, he’s pretty funny<br />
THE CATHARTIC ABSUR<br />
In today’s media, where there are so many outlets<br />
for comedy and so many funny people, I still always find<br />
myself returning to Mel Brooks. His brand of silliness is<br />
critically acclaimed (he is in the elite EGOT club), and I often<br />
regard him as a safe choice for a favorite comedian. Brooks’<br />
lowbrow vulgarity drives movies such as History of the World<br />
Part 1 (1981) and Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993). While<br />
these are hysterical movies, he is most remembered for the<br />
films Blazing Saddles (1974) and The Producers (1967), which<br />
have stood the comedic test of time and include some of<br />
the most famous scenes in comedy history. Who knew that<br />
cowboys farting over and over again could be so funny?<br />
This clearly philistine humor coincides with Brooks’ efforts<br />
to push material boundaries. The Producers and Blazing<br />
Saddles were met with criticism regarding insensitivities<br />
toward race and religion, but the fact that the same two<br />
films eventually became celebrated by critics illustrates how<br />
movies can successfully tackle controversy if the material<br />
is enough of a spoof and still tells an honest human story.<br />
The controversy surrounding The Producers stems<br />
from issues of anti-Semitism and the film’s portrayal of<br />
Nazis. Max Bialystok and Leo Bloom, two Broadway theatre<br />
producers, enter into a get-rich-quick scheme when they<br />
realize they can make more money with a flop show than with<br />
a hit. They attempt to produce the worst show ever written<br />
by the worst director who ever lived, and decide on a little<br />
production called “Springtime for Hitler: A Gay Romp with Eva<br />
and Adolf at Berchtesgaden.” It is penned by Franz Liebkind,<br />
an ex-Nazi, and directed by Roger De Bris, a flamboyantly<br />
gay man. Naturally, controversy ensued with this plot.<br />
Released just 23 years after the end of World War II,<br />
the film was criticized for its insensitive ethnic humor. Renata<br />
Adler of The New York Times wrote in 1968 that many parts of<br />
the film are “shoddy and gross and cruel.” The film was thought<br />
to be crude, with many scenes in bad taste. While the uproar<br />
from critics was not unfounded, the film works because of<br />
its ridiculous, over-the-top nature. A few Nazi jokes sprinkled<br />
throughout a plot may cause concern, but a full-on Nazi<br />
musical production containing Nazi showgirls dancing around<br />
in the shape of a swastika? I beg you to try not to laugh. The<br />
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absurd humor in this movie is necessary for tackling such heavy<br />
subjects in a comedic manner. Franz Liebkind is an undeniably<br />
delusional Nazi, and the movie makes this clear when Bialystock<br />
and Bloom go to his house to get his permission to produce<br />
his play. He screams in excitement to his pet pigeons about the<br />
prospect of getting his show produced, and proceeds to make<br />
Bialystock and Bloom take the Siegfried Oath pledging their<br />
loyalty to Hitler. Liebkind’s goal to restore Hitler’s reputation<br />
through “Springtime for Hitler” is emblematic of the fallacy<br />
of his Nazi perspective. Similarly, his diatribe against Winston<br />
Churchill ultimately portrays him as insane. Depicting the<br />
Nazi character as the most ridiculous fosters the satirical and<br />
hilarious tone of the picture. The all-out nature of the scene and<br />
the film overall makes laughter the only rational way to respond.<br />
As mentioned previously, the highlight of the<br />
movie is the actual production of “Springtime for Hitler.”<br />
The audience gets to see a small sample of the show, and<br />
Brooks goes for all-out shock. In the span of three minutes,<br />
the audience experiences every German stereotype, including<br />
showgirls dressed as pretzels and beer. The dancers are<br />
dressed in Nazi uniforms and their dances incorporate the<br />
Hitler salute and a swastika formation. This performance<br />
makes a statement about Hitler’s status, and Brooks creates<br />
a demeaning depiction through his choreography. One officer<br />
sings, “don’t be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi<br />
party,” as shots fire. The lyrics further display the absurdity<br />
suggests that Liebkind kill the actors because they are the<br />
ones actually ruining Hitler’s reputation. This inane and<br />
illogical problem-solution sequence imitates the fundamental<br />
lack of sense that is embedded in historical reality. These mad<br />
“His outrageous spoof doesn’t<br />
eliminate the tragedy of<br />
allows us to process its<br />
insanity.<br />
history but points out and<br />
”<br />
suggestions serve not just to make the viewer laugh but also<br />
to expose the true irrationality and disconnect of the past.<br />
If The Producers was met with controversy, Blazing<br />
Saddles pushed it to a whole new level. This film, released seven<br />
years later, is Brooks’ first Western parody. In it, he channels<br />
the traditional racism and sexism that appear throughout<br />
the genre, and through the ridiculous plot, he points out the<br />
inherent idiocy of those tropes. The main story arc involves<br />
an evil railroad builder attempting to drive the citizens of the<br />
western town Rock Ridge out by appointing a black sheriff. The<br />
first scene, in which white railroad workers demand a working<br />
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DITY OF MEL BROOKS<br />
and stupidity of their horrifying organization. Of course, in<br />
retrospect not a single “smarty” would ever consider joining,<br />
but stating the opposite of what the audience truly feels<br />
or believes makes it all the more poignantly ridiculous.<br />
Brooks uses his lowbrow humor and silliness as a<br />
tool to demean the evil forces in the world. His outrageous<br />
spoof doesn’t eliminate the tragedy of history but points out<br />
and allows us to process its insanity. It is not just ridiculous<br />
in its exuberance, but also in its lack of rationality. Liebkind<br />
is extremely angry in the second act after “Springtime for<br />
Hitler” becomes a success. His solution is to shoot himself, and<br />
the ensuing minute sequence lacks any semblance of logic.<br />
He mocks people who cling to life “like baby butterflies” and<br />
tries to die like a man, but as he screams that he will soon<br />
join his idols and pulls the trigger, it jams. He then throws<br />
the gun away in anger and mutters, “when things go wrong,”<br />
upset about not dying, but not determined enough to doublecheck<br />
the gun and give it another try. Liebkind’s decisionmaking<br />
displayed in this chain of events is entertainingly<br />
illogical. Reason further escapes the situation when Bialystock<br />
song from black railroad workers, illustrates racial tensions,<br />
and as the story unfolds it continues to explore race relations.<br />
Co-written by Richard Pryor, his and Brooks’ social commentary<br />
on race shines through the silly gags. Brooks creates a synergy<br />
between the absurdity of racism and the movie’s innate<br />
madness. The townspeople are portrayed as so ignorant that it’s<br />
funny. If their stupidity goes over your head, Brooks breaks the<br />
fourth wall—in signature style—to call the racist townspeople<br />
idiots, making his criticism both humorously exaggerated<br />
and impossible to miss. Blazing Saddles’ success can be<br />
attributed to the inherent truth found though the craziness.<br />
Racism in America and Nazism are not light subjects.<br />
But Mel Brooks’ comedic and cinematic style takes these<br />
uncomfortable and horrible truths and puts them in a comedic<br />
context. By making us laugh at things that are simply not funny,<br />
Brooks shows us that some of the most horrifying aspects of<br />
humanity are based on an inhuman ridiculousness. This allows<br />
us to experience and contemplate events that might have been<br />
too sensitive to discuss and find some closure and catharsis in<br />
laughter.<br />
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THE OLIVIA POPES<br />
& JESS DAYS OF TV<br />
typecasting television’s favorite female leads<br />
by Riley Henderson<br />
Many people may argue that Shonda Rhimes is the<br />
boss of all things dramatic. She has become a TV Drama<br />
phenomenon in less than a decade, each one of her shows<br />
being more popular than the last. With series such as Scandal,<br />
How to Get Away with Murder, Private Practice, and Grey’s<br />
Anatomy (now in its eleventh season) under her belt, it seems<br />
that more often than not her audience eats up every last<br />
second of her 40-minute episodes, gripping the edges of their<br />
seats. However, once you sift through all the twists and turns<br />
of her shows, the murders, the affairs, and the infinite number<br />
of blow-out screaming matches between main characters,<br />
each show shares one important factor: a take-no-bullshit,<br />
I-do-what-I-want, insanely successful female lead. Is this the<br />
quintessential key to her show’s popularity? Most likely, yes.<br />
When you count up the jobs that each female lead<br />
character has had in Rhimes’ shows, you get the following: two<br />
doctors, one criminal defense attorney, and one miracle worker<br />
or “fixer” with infinite wads of cash, the source of which is<br />
unknown. It is safe to say that Rhimes creates strong, successful<br />
women who tend to be independent to an almost outrageous<br />
level. Whether it is Meredith Grey, Olivia Pope, Addison<br />
Montgomery, or Annalise Keating, each woman seems to have<br />
quite the accomplished life. They control people, and often find<br />
powerful men fighting over them. However, the unanswerable<br />
question is whether all of this female empowerment is simply<br />
good TV, or whether it intentionally and effectively creates<br />
aspirational characters for viewers to look up to. The “punch”<br />
of each show is what keeps the audience interested, but the<br />
takeaway hits a much more serious note.<br />
Although Rhimes’ shows are arguably much less<br />
about identifying with the female leads than other TV shows,<br />
the actresses who partake in the given roles definitely can<br />
inspire the audience in a positive light. Stripping away the<br />
absurdity of each TV drama—which includes the characters<br />
fixing unsolvable problems within seconds, hiding murder<br />
scenes on a daily basis, and always looking spectacular and<br />
well dressed while doing so—there lies a perhaps more indepth<br />
and refined message. Finding an understanding of the<br />
female characters in terms of their personalities and achieved<br />
successes allows the doors of aspiration and even imitation to<br />
open. These doors encourage viewers to admire who they are<br />
watching every Thursday night.<br />
Rhimes’ perhaps less realistic, but highly aspirational<br />
characters are strikingly different than the relatable, quirky<br />
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“Jess Day, or the ladies of<br />
Broad City for example, are equally<br />
independent and prime<br />
looking-up-to material, and the<br />
Olivias and Merediths can be<br />
relatable in their twisted<br />
”<br />
familial issues.<br />
art by Julie Pearson<br />
characters of Comedy Central or Fox, for example, where the<br />
likes of Amy Schumer and Zooey Deschanel parade across our<br />
screens. The popular genre of shows surrounding the eccentric<br />
(and sometimes silly) lives of city girls attests to not only the<br />
extent of variation in TV genres, but also in TV’s female leads.<br />
New Girl’s Jess Day is goofy and out of the box to say<br />
the least. She sings what she says more than just saying it, and<br />
her desire to wear bows on her outfits and striped or polkadotted<br />
anything fits her personality flawlessly. While the Olivia<br />
Popes under Rhimes’s reign are off burying bodies and having<br />
seductive and juicy affairs, the Jess Days are crafting middle<br />
school plays and living in the quaint but odd dynamic of an LA<br />
loft with three male thirty-somethings. Nevertheless, it is hard<br />
to argue whether one show is better than the other in sending<br />
creating role models for the audience.<br />
The character that Jess Day conveys to viewers—that<br />
being yourself is ideal and what should matter and her quirk<br />
or spunk if you will—is what makes her who she is. Olivia Pope,<br />
however, puts out the message that being a powerhouse in<br />
any industry is an attainable and striking trait, even if it is in a<br />
corrupted or absurd context.<br />
One person might relate to Jess Day in all her weird<br />
glory, while another might feel he or she can look up to Olivia<br />
Pope’s powerful independence. However, that’s not to say there<br />
is no overlap. Jess Day, or the ladies of Broad City for example,<br />
are equally independent and prime looking-up-to material,<br />
and the Olivias and Merediths can be relatable in their twisted<br />
familial issues. I suppose there is no real answer for which<br />
kind of character is more impactful, except to acknowledge<br />
that both types are widely diverse and complex. Perhaps we<br />
don’t have to choose to associate with one or the other, but can<br />
instead connect with both. And that’s why we come back and<br />
watch week after week.<br />
There is an entire spectrum of women in the real<br />
world who range from sharing the internal turmoil of Olivia<br />
Pope’s psyche, to the day-to-day duties in Jess Day’s world. We<br />
may want to consider adopting the qualities of both sides of<br />
the scale into our lives because, in my opinion, a polka dotwearing,<br />
President-dating, badass woman who crafts children’s<br />
plays while solving murders would be pretty fantastic. Either<br />
show may simply be good TV, but I like to believe there can<br />
be more than just ratings behind these sometimes spunky,<br />
sometimes terrifying TV marvels.<br />
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FEMINISM 101<br />
WITH NICKI MINAJ<br />
calling out white feminist hypocrisy<br />
by Susie Plotkin<br />
“And now back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me<br />
the other day in the press—Miley, what’s good?”<br />
This line, which Nicki Minaj delivered during her<br />
acceptance speech for Best Hip-Hop Video, is the standout<br />
memory from the <strong>2015</strong> MTV Video Music Awards. People will<br />
forget who hosted the show, they’ll forget who won which<br />
awards, they’ll forget the guest performances, but they won’t<br />
forget that Nicki Minaj called Miley Cyrus a bitch, because that’s<br />
all that matters. They will forget, too, the reason Minaj called<br />
out Cyrus and the context of Cyrus’ even more outrageous<br />
statements about Minaj. In the end, Nicki said that Miley was a<br />
bitch on stage, and that’s much more important.<br />
The media seemed to understand that this line was<br />
the takeaway from the VMAs. Following Minaj’s acceptance<br />
speech, the Internet exploded with headlines about the<br />
exchange. The Guardian recapped the VMAs with an article<br />
titled, “VMAs <strong>2015</strong>: Nicki Minaj calls Miley Cyrus ‘bitch’ on stage<br />
at MTV awards.” Other news outlets decided to steer away from<br />
the traditional route of simply explaining what happened, and<br />
focused instead on the Cyrus family’s reaction to what Minaj<br />
said. Entertainment Tonight, via their online forum, featured an<br />
article titled, “Watch the Cyrus Family’s Stunned Reactions to<br />
Nicki Minaj Calling Out Miley at the VMAs,” including a series<br />
of photos of Cyrus’ parents and siblings in the audience, wideeyed,<br />
hands over their mouths, shocked. The Daily Mail similarly<br />
headlined an article, “Stunned! Miley Cyrus’ family can barely<br />
contain shock as they watch singer branded b**** by Nicki Minaj<br />
at MTV VMA’s.” Bitch—a word so foul it can only be expressed<br />
in asterisks. We are supposed to read these headlines and, like<br />
Cyrus’ family did, understand that Nicki was rude, crass, and<br />
wrong, and Miley was taken off-guard, a victim, and poised.<br />
Most of these articles, of course, would eventually<br />
include Miley’s response later that night: “We are all in this<br />
industry, we all do interviews, and we all know how they<br />
manipulate shit. Nicki, congratu-fucking-lations”. Oddly<br />
enough, there were no headlines reading, “Ouch! Miley Cyrus<br />
says ‘Congratuf***inglations’ to Nicki Minaj when she won Best<br />
Hip-Hop Video Award.” Miley’s response (which was just as<br />
crass) and what she did to instigate Nicki’s original attack were<br />
not important enough to flood headlines.<br />
This all started when Minaj’s video for “Anaconda,”<br />
which broke Vevo’s then-record for most views in the first 24<br />
hours, was not nominated for Video of the Year. Minaj tweeted,<br />
“If your video celebrates women with very slim bodies, you<br />
will be nominated for vid of the year,” calling out the music<br />
industry’s obvious preferred acceptance of certain body types<br />
(read: white and super thin) over others (read: not white and<br />
not super thin). Minaj’s tweet wasn’t controversial, raunchy,<br />
or crass; she was frustrated that her highly successful video<br />
wasn’t nominated in a category she thought it deserved to be<br />
in. She recognized that the women featured in her video have<br />
very different body types than the music industry prefers, and<br />
called it out for that. Minaj did not mention any specific artists<br />
or videos that were nominated in her tweet, and only protested<br />
the general trends of the music industry for women, but still<br />
Taylor Swift took it personally.<br />
Swift tweeted, “@NICKIMINAJ I’ve done nothing<br />
but love & support you. It’s unlike you to pit women against<br />
“It is the responsibility of so-called<br />
feminists like Taylor Swift and Miley<br />
Cyrus to not silence the voices of<br />
women who are hurt by the social<br />
”<br />
systems they benefit from<br />
each other. Maybe one of the men took your slot.” Clearly<br />
Swift missed the point of Minaj’s tweet and wasn’t able to<br />
comprehend that Minaj could simultaneously A) be a woman<br />
and B) make a comment about racism in the music industry<br />
without “[pitting] women against each other.” Minaj’s tweet<br />
came from her perspective as not just a woman in the music<br />
industry, but as a woman of color. Swift doesn’t need to think<br />
about how her race plays into her success because she’s white,<br />
just like any person born into a majority group doesn’t need to<br />
consider what part of their identity put them in the majority.<br />
This is to say that while Swift might experience sexism in<br />
the music industry, she will never experience sexism in the<br />
same way that Minaj does. When she redirected the message<br />
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of Minaj’s tweet, which was a critique that stemmed from a<br />
place of intersectionality, to an accusation against her in the<br />
name of “one-size-fits-all” feminism, she actively silenced and<br />
ignored the entire problem Minaj was referencing in the first<br />
place. In Swift’s world of White Feminism, sexism exists in a<br />
gender vacuum, ignoring all other personal identities that<br />
inherently accompany it—race, sexual orientation, etc.—which<br />
is why her suggestion that “maybe one of the men” took Minaj’s<br />
nomination is so predictable; she dismissed the possibility that<br />
race could play any factor in this by focusing solely on gender,<br />
thereby implying that white women and women of color face<br />
the same kinds of oppression.<br />
Minaj was clearly taken aback and confused by Swift’s<br />
tweet, replying, “Huh? U must not be reading my tweets. Didn’t<br />
say a word about u. I love u just as much. But u should speak<br />
on this @taylorswift13.” The remarkable thing here is that<br />
Minaj must have been frustrated with Swift’s tweet, but she<br />
still responded without any malice. She even went so far as<br />
to tell Swift she loved her too, and invited her to “speak on”<br />
Minaj’s initial tweet. Although she must have recognized the<br />
implications of Swift’s tweet, she still asked her for her support<br />
on the issue. But Swift didn’t take that opportunity to redeem<br />
herself, and instead tweeted, “@NICKIMINAJ If I win, please<br />
come up with me!! You’re invited to any stage I’m ever on,”<br />
which is condescending at best.<br />
The next morning, Swift finally apologized, tweeting,<br />
“I thought I was being called out. I missed the point, I<br />
misunderstood, then misspoke. I’m sorry, Nicki.<br />
@NICKIMINAJ,” and Nicki tweeted back, thanking<br />
her for her apology, which should have put<br />
the issue to rest. However, then Miley Cyrus<br />
decided to add in her two cents about the<br />
exchange in an interview with The New<br />
York Times before the VMAs, despite the<br />
fact that she admitted to not having<br />
followed it closely enough to know the<br />
specifics. Cyrus disapproved of<br />
Minaj’s role in the fight, saying,<br />
“If you do things with an<br />
open heart and you come at<br />
things with love, you would<br />
be heard and I would respect<br />
your statement. But I don’t<br />
respect your statement because<br />
of the anger that came with it.” This<br />
tone policing is classic among members of<br />
majority groups, Taylor Swift included, that<br />
suppress the messages of minority groups,<br />
refocusing the message of what someone is<br />
saying from its content to the anger behind it.<br />
Who cares what Minaj had to say if she wasn’t being<br />
polite? If she had been less angry, Cyrus would have<br />
“respected her statement”—which is confusing<br />
for a few reasons. Primarily, Minaj’s initial tweet<br />
was not anger ridden; it was constructive and<br />
honest. Moreover, Cyrus has never criticized<br />
an activist on her side for being too angry in<br />
their remarks (for example, a sexually liberated<br />
white woman). Cyrus herself is known for risqué<br />
remarks, like the time she said in an interview<br />
with W <strong>Magazine</strong> in 2014, “I’m trying to tell girls, like, ‘Fuck that.<br />
You don’t need to wear makeup. You don’t have to have long<br />
blonde hair and big titties. That’s not what it’s about.’” It’s not<br />
entirely clear to me how that statement, or any of the other<br />
number of similar statements she’s made, is more open-hearted<br />
and less angry than Minaj’s tweet. Not to mention the fact<br />
that here, when Cyrus spoke about feminism and empowering<br />
women, she was clearly targeting a white audience, as having<br />
long blonde hair isn’t often a societal beauty expectation for<br />
women who are anything but white.<br />
Both Swift and Cyrus have commented on how sexism<br />
in the music industry has affected them many times in the past.<br />
In reference to people who didn’t believe that she had written<br />
her own music, Swift told Billboard in December of 2014, “They<br />
may have to deal with their own sexist issues, because if I<br />
were a guy and you were to look at my catalog and my lyrics,<br />
you would not wonder if I was the person behind it.” Similarly,<br />
when she was on the cover of Marie Claire’s September issue,<br />
Cyrus said about the music industry, “There is so much sexism,<br />
ageism, you name it... Kendrick Lamar sings about LSD and he’s<br />
cool. I do it and I’m a whore.” Neither of them sugarcoated their<br />
statements. They both acknowledged and spoke out against the<br />
sexism that they face in the industry. Yet, when Minaj spoke out<br />
against the oppression she faces, both women dismissed her<br />
statement and attacked her. It seems that Swift’s emphasis on<br />
empowering other women is limited to her girl gang of white<br />
models, and that Miley’s assertion in an interview with BBC in<br />
2013 that she’s “one of the biggest feminists in the world”<br />
is only true if you ignore every woman who doesn’t<br />
face the same obstacles as her. Feminism means<br />
equality of the sexes, but this can’t be achieved<br />
by ignoring and disregarding the<br />
types of oppression that women<br />
of color (or gay women or lowincome<br />
women or trans women)<br />
face. It is the responsibility of socalled<br />
feminists like Taylor Swift<br />
and Miley Cyrus to not silence the<br />
voices of women who are hurt by the<br />
social systems that they benefit from<br />
(whether they realize it or not).<br />
If Miley was going to criticize<br />
Nicki for being “not too nice” when she made<br />
a constructive statement, then at the awards<br />
show that Miley was hosting, Nicki damn<br />
well would be “not too nice.” And regardless<br />
of how the white-lauding press decided to<br />
handle it, I think the stand-out memory from<br />
the VMAs came after Nicki called her a bitch,<br />
when the camera panned to Miley to<br />
show her reaction: standing in her fake<br />
dreadlocks, jaw-dropped, speechless.<br />
Although just temporarily, their roles<br />
were reversed: Nicki managed to<br />
silence Miley.<br />
art by Thelonia Saunders<br />
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THE LINGERING ERA OF THE<br />
MALE<br />
TALK SHOW HOST<br />
seeking female faces on our screens<br />
by Barbara Esuoso<br />
The lights in a large theatre are dimmed for a<br />
nightly ambiance, while the studio erupts with the noise of<br />
an enthusiastic crowd anticipating the appearance of the<br />
iconic 6-foot-4 redhead. Conan O’ Brien confidently makes his<br />
way to center stage under the weight of unceasing applause.<br />
Experience exudes his persona as he makes goofy hand<br />
gestures at the nighttime crowd, eventually getting them to<br />
quiet down. He smoothly begins to talk about national news<br />
(read: Donald Trump), generously sprinkling in some rudely<br />
humorous comments with the help of his announcer.<br />
One remote flick to channel 4, and an infectious theme<br />
song begins blasting, with the spotlight now on a blue-lit<br />
stage and a woman with a blond pixie cut and a tailored suit.<br />
The audience is a sea of women with high-pitched screams<br />
for their beloved daytime host, Ellen DeGeneres, well-known<br />
stand-up comedian and talk show host. She starts off the show<br />
with a comedy bit, leading into an exercise that somehow has<br />
the crowd laughing for 20 minutes.<br />
What’s the difference between Conan O’Brien and<br />
Ellen DeGeneres? They’re both funny, a subjective statement<br />
nonetheless proven by their immense success. Like most<br />
talk shows, both follow a similar format: celebrity guests, top<br />
musical performances, comedic banter, etc. And yet TV is full of<br />
so many more Conans than Ellens.<br />
Aside from the vulgar Chelsea Handler on E!, whose<br />
show is now off-air, and programs like The View that are<br />
created for and primarily watched by bored housewives, most<br />
television talk show hosts are male. We have veterans and<br />
icons like Jay Leno, David Letterman, Larry King, and those that<br />
are still on the air: Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, Conan O’ Brien,<br />
Carson Daly, the Jimmys (<strong>Fall</strong>on and Kimmel). On the other<br />
hand, there is a questionably low amount of female talk show<br />
hosts. The icon and legend, Oprah Winfrey, cannot be forgotten,<br />
but once she retired, female presence in the talk show world<br />
quickly waned. Women like Suze Orman, Ellen DeGeneres,<br />
Kelly Ripa, and Wendy Williams were left to hold down the fort,<br />
while the male-dominated talk show landscape soldiered on.<br />
A recent issue of Vanity Fair put a spotlight on late<br />
night television, and the photo accompanying the article<br />
featured all men. The article described the insider business<br />
of passing on “late nights” and “daily shows” from host to host,<br />
man to man. Jay Leno gave The Tonight Show to Jimmy <strong>Fall</strong>on,<br />
“Do these high expectations<br />
mean that people in the media<br />
industry do not find women as<br />
capable of success?<br />
”<br />
who gave Late Night to Seth Meyers. Meanwhile, successful<br />
female entertainers like Margaret Cho or Kathy Griffin weren’t<br />
being considered for these positions.<br />
Of even further importance is the disparity between<br />
daytime and late night shows. Late night, or primetime,<br />
generally generates more viewers, as adults and students are<br />
home from work and school to tune in and keep up ratings. On<br />
the other hand, daytime television can only cater to a smaller<br />
audience. In recent years, Chelsea Handler’s Chelsea Lately was<br />
the only late night show with a female host, and even then<br />
she was on E! rather than a mainstream public broadcasting<br />
channel such as ABC or CBS. In a CNN article, Breeanna Hare<br />
seeks out the reason for the lack of female presence, especially<br />
in late night television, and finds the issue to be, of course,<br />
society’s power imbalance. Hare quotes James Poniewozik<br />
of TIME: “When late night shows began, male-dominated<br />
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comedy reflected society’s power balance. Now guy humor is<br />
an increasingly isolated preserve of omega-male movies and<br />
geek-aggressive TV shows piped into man caves…it may hold<br />
out longer than business or law, but culture can change too.”<br />
As movements for gender equality progress and<br />
permeate into law and business, let’s hope that they make a<br />
direct difference in culture as well.<br />
Clearly, the media has been, historically, a maledominated<br />
industry. The history of male-dominated professional<br />
fields runs far back to the early years of gender structures and<br />
roles in America. As these roles become less strictly defined,<br />
especially as gender equality resurges as a prominent national<br />
issue, women are filling larger roles in industries, including<br />
media. The question is, why haven’t they filled these new roles<br />
in a substantial way in the talk show business? In the same<br />
article, CNN interviews the legendary late Joan Rivers, who<br />
says: “It’s a very special art, a very special talent, and you [a<br />
female] have to be very strong. You have to be a great talker, a<br />
great listener and you have to be a fan. And they just haven’t<br />
found the woman with all that yet. But she’s out there.”<br />
The bar is raised high for women in the industry, given<br />
that, in the past, they haven’t had an established network or<br />
foundation. Do these high expectations mean that people in<br />
the media industry do not find women as capable of success?<br />
This can’t be true, especially considering female<br />
comedian powerhouses such as Tina Fey and Amy Poehler,<br />
who have generated millions of fans, hosted several wellknown<br />
award ceremonies, and acted as the leading ladies of<br />
their respective television shows. Women like them are clearly<br />
capable of succeeding at late night hosting—they just haven’t<br />
been given the chance to prove it in the talk-show world, with<br />
its long legacy of white-male-behind-a-desk entertainment.<br />
Regardless, optimism for the emergence of a leading lady<br />
prevails.<br />
I do believe that there is hope, based on the past<br />
phenomenon of the long-standing empire built by The Oprah<br />
Winfrey Show. Winfrey, through her tear-jerking, evocative, and<br />
entertaining talk show, generated millions of viewers for over<br />
twenty years—and it was daytime. She created a new realm of<br />
talk show presence by prefacing legends like Dr. Phil and Suze<br />
Orman. If Oprah is capable of creating a media movement,<br />
aren’t other women capable of hosting a talk show?<br />
In short, the media industry has had an infrastructure<br />
that supports a certain host type—usually men—in the<br />
spotlight. Bringing women into the spotlight would mean a<br />
challenge to this infrastructure, a new era of talk show media,<br />
and, as Joan Rivers said, a risky step that must be taken by the<br />
right female host. That’s why today we are only able to look<br />
at memes of Family Feud’s Steve Harvey and the beautifully<br />
non-aging Anderson Cooper. It’s why we’ve had legends like Dr.<br />
Phil and Maury Povich to fix our seriously messed-up problems,<br />
and Regis Philbin to deceive us with the false hope that we<br />
could be as rich as him. We can all be grateful for this, while<br />
simultaneously demanding that their female equivalents not<br />
pass by undetected. •<br />
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THE KOMINAS<br />
ARE PUNKS<br />
synthesizing cultures with a new brand of punk music<br />
by Jagravi Dave<br />
HipMama, there is much evidence that the independent<br />
music scene is largely homogenously white, to the point of<br />
an almost overt exclusion of other races. The whiteness of<br />
popular, punk, rock, and indie music artists in the U.S. is a gross<br />
misrepresentation of the racial makeup of the country and the<br />
listeners of this music.<br />
The last few years have seen a small rise in racially<br />
diverse punk bands. In defiance of labeling, Just About Music<br />
(JAM) Program House on Cornell’s North Campus decided to<br />
put on a show with music “from people who don’t subscribe<br />
to boxes.” The headliner was a punk band from Massachusetts<br />
called The Kominas. The Kominas, along with other minority<br />
artists such as Mitski and Awkwafina, are slowly filling this gap<br />
in the racial makeup of independent music.<br />
With an Urdu name that roughly translates to<br />
“scumbags” (punks?), The Kominas have received media<br />
attention for their open discussion of Islam and audacious song<br />
names such as “Suicide Bomb The GAP” and “No One’s Gonna<br />
Honor Kill My Baby.” They are simultaneously provocative,<br />
photo courtesy of Eddie Austin<br />
hilarious, ironic, and completely serious. “I am an Islamist/I am<br />
Punk music has always been about rebellion. It is a the Antichrist” sings Basim Usmani (also the bassist) in their<br />
vehicle for artists to engage with issues that are emotional most popular song, “Sharia Law in the USA,” which mirrors both<br />
and difficult to talk about—issues that are often ignored, or<br />
“<br />
affect people who have historically been silenced. One of the<br />
most iconic punk bands, The Clash, used their music to raise<br />
awareness of the problems faced by the working class and<br />
In their loudness and rebellion,<br />
black people in the UK The feminist movement took to punk<br />
music in the form of Riot grrrl, a style in defiance of patriarchal<br />
they are giving a voice to issues<br />
norms that addresses issues of domestic abuse, rape, and<br />
sexuality. Punk music is fiercely independent, epitomizing<br />
of Islamophobia and religious<br />
a do-it-yourself attitude that allows artists to remain free<br />
from the confines of what is appropriate or inoffensive. This<br />
conservatism that are not<br />
”<br />
independence creates within punk a space for pure selfexpression<br />
and self-definition.<br />
addressed in mainstream culture<br />
However, punk music has also historically been white,<br />
a fact for which it has more recently come under much criticism.<br />
Punk has been used as an instrument of movements for racial in lyrics and title “I am an Antichrist/I am an anarchist” from<br />
equality as well as white supremacy, but in both cases it has “Anarchy in the UK” by the Sex Pistols. They are paying homage<br />
been used exclusively by white people. There have not been, to the band to whom they owe the roots of their particular<br />
nor do there exist today, many prominent punk musicians of brand of in-your-face political raucousness. The Kominas stay<br />
color. From Sarah Sahim’s article in Pitchfork, “The Unbearable true to the loud uncomplicated drumming and straightforward<br />
Whiteness of Indie,” to the personal experience Tasha Fierce catchy riffs of punk music. In the DIY spirit of punk, their sound<br />
details in “Black Invisibility and Racism in Punk Rock” for is raw, unpolished, un-infiltrated; Usmani’s voice and words are<br />
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the focus.<br />
The Kominas are using the ethos of punk to do in<br />
present day America what punk was always meant to: subvert<br />
the mainstream and vocalize problems facing a cultural<br />
subsection that has been neglected. In their loudness and<br />
rebellion, they are giving a voice to issues of Islamophobia and<br />
religious conservatism that are not addressed in mainstream<br />
culture. In their music, all the anger, frustration, confusion,<br />
rebellion is allowed to explode. Yet what they do is not as<br />
simple as just making music. “What we do is sociopolitical<br />
first,” said Usmani in an interview with Colorlines. In some ways,<br />
The Kominas are making a sociopolitical statement simply by<br />
existing. They are not entirely Muslim or Islamic: one member<br />
identifies as atheist. They are not entirely Pakistani: all of them<br />
were born in the U.S., and one of them has Indian parents. “We<br />
have a lot of intersectional elements going on and identify<br />
in a lot of ways,” said Usmani to Paper. Most journalists are<br />
so confused by them that they have to rely on their simplistic<br />
labeling systems to understand them. They have been called<br />
“Islamic punk,” “Muslim punk,” and “Pakistani-Americans,” but<br />
none of these can really encompass the breadth of experience<br />
that The Kominas represent. “We’ve been describing ourselves<br />
as a ‘Post-Colonial punk band’ lately,” said the drummer Karna<br />
Ray in the same interview, highlighting the importance of<br />
self-identification in the rejection of expected categorization.<br />
The term “Post-Colonial” is especially important here in that<br />
it refers to the racially-charged history of the cultures The<br />
Kominas come from, while also acknowledging the racism<br />
resulting from this colonial history that persists today.<br />
Another aspect of their contradictory and complex<br />
existence is their rejection of the idea that punk and religion,<br />
perhaps particularly Islam, are incompatible. “The main problem<br />
we have is with anti-religious punks who cannot see any value<br />
in a religious heritage,” said Usmani in an interview with The<br />
Guardian. Religion is an important aspect of self-identity<br />
and the music of The Kominas is another vehicle through<br />
which they explore what religion means to them, and how to<br />
reconcile this meaning with the society in which they grew<br />
up. “I don’t think Islam is ever going to go away, I’m just trying<br />
to see how it best fits in my life,” said Usmani in an interview<br />
with CNN. Some experts, including Mark LeVine, a professor of<br />
Middle Eastern History at the University of California, Irvine,<br />
who is also a musician and the author of Heavy Metal Islam,<br />
have suggested that it “makes sense why punk has been the<br />
music of choice for young, politically active Muslims... The<br />
straight edge movement in punk, which was about no drugs,<br />
no alcohol, was clean yet very intense and political. It’s a way<br />
for them to rebel against their families in some extreme ways,<br />
yet still be ritualistically, ‘good Muslims.’” The Kominas’s brand<br />
of punk music allows for this reconciliation.<br />
The need for this reconciliation is strongly felt in the<br />
subculture of Asian-Americans that The Kominas themselves<br />
are a part of. The increased immigration of families from South<br />
Asian countries to the United States in recent decades has<br />
created this subculture that faces a crisis of self-identification.<br />
This new generation of young Asian-Americans deals with the<br />
double pressure of retaining the cultural roots it has been<br />
distanced from while attempting to belong to the American<br />
society in which it has grown up. The Kominas are speaking<br />
for and to this generation. An important part of what they do is<br />
break down the stereotypes about Asian-Americans that are so<br />
prevalent, due in large part to the very limited representation<br />
of Asian-Americans in media and popular culture. Children of<br />
immigrants feel a great societal pressure to conform to the<br />
“model minority” status and become an academic, or a doctor,<br />
or an engineer. The Kominas defy this stereotype. For someone<br />
like me—a young adult of Indian heritage who spent her<br />
formative years in the U.S., who doesn’t fit the model minority<br />
myth, who has perhaps always been more comfortable in<br />
alternative culture—they represent the possibility of existing<br />
beyond this label. The Clash were to England’s white working<br />
class what The Kominas are to us: by showing that Asian-<br />
Americans can and do form punk bands, they are giving voice<br />
to our often-neglected experiences and frustrations.<br />
“The Kominas are an American band... We could not<br />
have happened anywhere else,” said Usmani to The Guardian,<br />
raising an important point that all members of the band are<br />
Americans, born in the United States. They have various cultural<br />
heritages, but so do all other Americans. By using punk music,<br />
something they and others have called “white man’s music,”<br />
they are laying claim to their American heritage. By singing in<br />
Punjabi and Urdu, by addressing issues such as Islamophobia,<br />
they are declaring their South Asian heritage. The result is a<br />
culturally synthesized music that South Asian-Americans can<br />
relate to. This cultural mixing combined with the subversive<br />
defiance of punk is raucous and inflammatory. As the guitarist<br />
Shahjehan Khan said to Colorlines, “We are a product of <strong>2015</strong><br />
America and we express what we express unapologetically.<br />
Our identities—both personal and as a group—cannot help but<br />
find themselves in the material that we have produced. We are<br />
doing our best to be as authentic as we can about how we<br />
feel as artists, and that certainly can and should make people<br />
uncomfortable.”<br />
art by Maura Thomas<br />
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From Breath to Brain<br />
Puffy cotton grows underneath my eyelids<br />
The sheets are deep blue, sticky from last night’s sweat<br />
He reassures me it’s not smoke,<br />
so sink further into the mattress and look around.<br />
Thumbtack holes in the walls<br />
Galaxy mobile dangling, our solar system in the breeze<br />
Then it starts with a tingle.<br />
Cotton swabs swell<br />
Then E. No, G…? G….? G sharp?<br />
“Catch me I’m falling.”<br />
The floor vibrates with each pitch<br />
little kernels of electric popcorn.<br />
My fingers brush notes in the air<br />
Swaths of turquoise and white<br />
Bounce off the corners<br />
Hitting the edges of Pluto<br />
Splintering against nebula grits.<br />
The harmonies pile on as the notes spark more movement<br />
He blows the vapor into animated air<br />
nauseated at the gray dribbling off his chin<br />
my stomach rolls over in leftover strawberry acid<br />
the notes pounce and land on the top of the furniture<br />
Catch me I’m falling—<br />
He wraps me in, tucking the corners to make sure I don’t spill out.<br />
What do you see?<br />
I open my mouth<br />
but B flat. A sharp. Key to my lock, my soul is Kiii Eleichaa.<br />
He laughs but I don’t understand.<br />
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poems by Ariella Reidenberg
Erosion: Part 1<br />
What cities are destroyed<br />
when grains erode from beneath my toes?<br />
How many colonies and civilizations in one granule?<br />
And how many times do we play god<br />
making sand castles out of stars?<br />
An hourglass on my desk,<br />
plucked from beaches to be<br />
a servant of time. Screams<br />
a sound only Horton<br />
could hear, forced<br />
to tumble<br />
through<br />
a<br />
tiny<br />
hole<br />
emptying<br />
dead ruins into<br />
the vacuumed bowl<br />
below, falling<br />
thousands of—<br />
there is no measurement<br />
to scale the size—<br />
Yet,<br />
Catastrophic.<br />
but believe me it is<br />
they rebuild and settle only<br />
Erosion: Part 2<br />
My friends ask me why I care so much<br />
about sand<br />
to be turned again.<br />
My father asks why I do not analyze my theories under a microscope<br />
My mother says, “You think that’s big…<br />
…wait ‘til you look at tide pools!”<br />
I ask myself, why the incoming waves are genocidal<br />
But dumping a block of sodium into the gorge<br />
and watching the walls crumble<br />
is fun.<br />
Like a pencil to a wooden desk,<br />
the graphite of my mind smears dark streaks onto walls<br />
painted over until<br />
it’s graffiti to me.<br />
I hold a bead of sand between my thumb and forefinger<br />
rolling gently, wondering if it can get any smaller<br />
tiny enough to clog a pore and large enough to taste between your teeth<br />
it plays its part anonymously.<br />
Yet,<br />
back on the beach, I feel the ocean kidnapping each grit beneath my feet<br />
and I hear screaming.<br />
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hell is real<br />
hell is a fog<br />
hell is dissonance<br />
and confusion<br />
I am a fisherman<br />
but am no fisher of men<br />
I was fished out of the sea<br />
and I was not deposited on land again<br />
or sea<br />
the fog<br />
is in the insidious stares<br />
of your loved ones<br />
in the barbed circumlocution<br />
of your priest rabbi bishop<br />
in the calculated confusion<br />
of the papers papers papers and forms<br />
it is formed by<br />
your mind<br />
“hell is real”<br />
the billboard<br />
that chilled you<br />
on the warm summer day<br />
as you drove into the sunset highlighter orange<br />
(middle school trivia<br />
mitochondria and Marbury v Madison<br />
dancing in Technicolor)<br />
pop trash singing its seductive mindless numbing<br />
(anesthetic bread and circus<br />
feeding you<br />
prepping you for combat<br />
waged against your own)<br />
windows (and defenses) down<br />
breeze running gentle fingers<br />
through your hair<br />
(tangling here disentangling there<br />
caressing singing whipping<br />
more alive and vibrant vivid vivacious vicious<br />
than you can ever hope to be)<br />
is not real<br />
the shiver down your spine is real<br />
the misting of your breath on the glass is real<br />
the paper cut is real (the scar is not)<br />
the memory of the ache is real (the ache is not)<br />
the fog is real<br />
fake leather<br />
fake leather and cigarette smoke<br />
caught in my hair<br />
as I sat on the curb<br />
outside 7-Eleven<br />
sepia slow motion laugh tracks<br />
childhoods caught behind loud lyrics<br />
taste like cinnamon<br />
and cyanide<br />
I thought myself a god<br />
but remain a sheep in wolves’ clothing<br />
artlessly sharpened teeth<br />
catching in the soft pink of my lips<br />
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throw a line in<br />
hope to find something concrete<br />
stone to build your house upon<br />
but you are not on land or sea<br />
you find for the foundation of your construction<br />
only sand<br />
the sand is not real<br />
poems by Naroé
that was my name<br />
They say the devil’s in the details or maybe it was god or maybe I just hate detail oriented people. I’m not too sure<br />
and I’m not too sure I care either. If the Buddhists are right and god is in everything or if the Catholics are right<br />
and I’m going to straight to hell (I stole candy from a blind man once haven’t we all) well , there’s not much to<br />
it either way. I can see myself meeting the devil. Don’t be sad for me. I see you there sighing under your breath.<br />
You. Are. Projecting. Sympathizing. Sympathizing as if that were even possible in this godforsaken world. This<br />
godforsaken world. This godforsaken.<br />
Godforsaken.<br />
God.<br />
Forsaken.<br />
Where are You anymore? God? On the corner of first and Amistad? Hah see that fucking pop culture reference<br />
when I should be looking for You. I can’t see the details I can’t see the trees for the forest and it is so beautiful. You<br />
are not here. Or maybe You just aren’t. Maybe You are just a hole that was left in my chest<br />
by, I don’t know , by the fuckin’ commies. Heaven knows this country’s always blaming everything on them (and<br />
what am I but a product of my surroundings).<br />
I never wanted to feel sad. But there is a certain exquisiteness. There are small sharp pinpricks that caress, that<br />
linger, that fade into the sting behind your eyes. And , you know , your body always accepts it more easily than you<br />
do. You hold your breath fighting that saltiness but eventually the sweet sweet H2fuckingO spills down your face<br />
and all you can feel is the slickness on your cheeks. And your body heaves its long awaited rasping breath your<br />
lungs can’t get enough oxygen.<br />
I mean , yes ,<br />
happiness is nice too<br />
(yes , the happiness that comes from our commercially driven drivel , our McDonalds playgrounds littered with<br />
happy meals , our Southern Silk need to be touched and touched and sexed)<br />
but there is nothing like the deep soul crushing feel-it-in-your-bones heaviness that comes with sadness.<br />
Real sadness I mean.<br />
I forget to run from it<br />
I feed it sometimes. And boy , doesn’t it feel good.<br />
My eyesight’s not 20/20 I’ve never been good at sweating the small stuff , man. I never wanted to be (that’s what<br />
I tell myself anyways). I wanted the foolish fucking prince to slay the fucking dragon I wanted my departure<br />
from mortality immortalized I wanted to duel the damned firstborn for the desperate peasants I wanted to<br />
lead deadly armies I wanted to revive the dead that didn’t deserve to die.<br />
I wanted to look at You.<br />
I wanted to look upon Your countenance delight<br />
in Your presence.<br />
I would have cowered before You!<br />
You said Your kingdom was at hand but I can only see the multitude of trees.<br />
I can only see the forest and whether You are god or the devil I can’t see you.<br />
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Judgement Day<br />
by Spencer Holm<br />
Ralph is a reason to keep hand sanitizer on hand.<br />
I was so green it’s not even funny. No laundry machine, no dishwasher, I didn’t even have a fridge.<br />
-Not even a fridge?<br />
No way man. I didn’t need one. My liquor store had a walk-in beer cave, and I was so green I would get a six-pack there and<br />
drink it before it got warm. Oh and God-damn, the number of bottles I returned! What do you think, four thousand? A million?<br />
I don’t even know…<br />
-Five cents apiece right? Oh and cans too, those count. Yeah, I used to see you walking up State Street with a grocery cart<br />
overflowing.<br />
Say, what are you writing there? Ralph grabbed the arm-rests of his chair but his elbows shook too much to lift him up.<br />
-Oh nothing to worry about, just paperwork I do for everyone.<br />
What kind of paperwork?<br />
-Uh, tallies and yes or no questions. It helps me see trends at the end of each year, or trends in age or race. Like here’s a question<br />
you just answered: “Candidate demonstrates appreciation for environment.” You got a five out of five on that one! I<br />
haven’t looked at your carbon footprint report, but I’m sure you scored well above the mean. Let’s see, on a scale of one to<br />
five, how many times does the candidate exercise per week?<br />
Ralph started to relax in his arm-chair, a simple chrome-painted plastic frame with worn blue pads beneath his butt and behind his<br />
back. The rigid frame held his craned neck uncomfortable enough to keep him awake. There was no way he would fall asleep<br />
with the blindingly florescent ceiling above him.<br />
So workouts on the weekends don’t count?<br />
-No, no it includes the whole week.<br />
But it’s on a scale of one to five. It would make more sense if it were on a scale of one to seven. What about the workouts on<br />
the weekends?<br />
-The weekend workouts count.<br />
Then I’d give myself a seven.<br />
-But it’s on a scale of one to five.<br />
So I should get extra credit? I never took a day off for twenty years.<br />
-Never took a day off of what?<br />
The grocery cart! I pushed that thing from sunrise ‘till…<br />
-But, but that’s not what I mean by working out. I’m talking about going for a run, or playing pick-up basketball.<br />
Pick-up basketball? Are you kidding?<br />
-That’s just an example. I guess, well I’ve never really thought about a grocery cart as a mode of exercise. But go ahead Ralph,<br />
tell me about it.<br />
Ralph returned to his semi-relaxed position, his neck draped over the backrest’s chrome-painted plastic frame. Well, I got that cart at<br />
a junkyard. By the way, give me a five for theft. I know that question’s in there. But I never stole anything, I swear. Or would<br />
you give me a zero for theft? Because I stole zero things in my life. That cart was gonna get scrapped, and fifty others too.<br />
They were left over when Wegmans bought Acme. And Wegmans wanted black shopping carts that didn’t get dirty, or look<br />
dirty, I guess. So they bought all those new black carts. Man they were slick. They never rusted, and those smooth rolling<br />
wheels, dual-pivots in the front. Man, I wanted one of those, but I’m not a thief. I just waited by the junkyard and when<br />
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those silver Acme carts rolled out, I picked out the smoothest roller. Yea she squeaked, but she was with me for twenty<br />
years. Betty had a way about her. I swear sometimes it was me who was getting pushed by her!<br />
-Betty is your cart?<br />
Yea man! Don’t judge me, I just, I mean we had a lot of time together. Oh and I was saying that we exercised a lot of endurance.<br />
On Thursdays, we walked all the way out to Varna. You should mark that down as a workout. Me and the owner of a<br />
restaurant there had a deal that I could take all his empty champagne bottles if I picked up all the cigarette butts outside<br />
his bar. Those champagne bottles man, they’re extra thick so they don’t explode. The glass is so thick that all the pressure<br />
from the bubbles in those bottles, all that pressure pops out the cork. You know, the path of least resistance and all. I got a<br />
buck a bottle for ‘em when I recycled down at Wegmans.<br />
-Wait, what did you say about picking up cigarette butts?<br />
Oh yea, that’s what I did for the champagne bottles. But hell, I would’ve done it for free because sometimes the butts were<br />
half-full. I call them shorties. Like people took a drag or two and realized how drunk they were. Then they toss those short<br />
cigarettes into the parking lot, and as long as it wasn’t raining, I found a handful of half-smoked cigarettes every time.<br />
Man I made out like a bandit with a cart full of champagne bottles, smoking shorties all the way to Wegmans.<br />
-Ohhh, that explains it.<br />
Ralph watched as his interviewer scribbled frantically in-between glances to a computer screen. Say, man what are you talking<br />
about?<br />
-Yeah, hold on one second. I just got your carbon footprint report. While it was loading I noticed a discrepancy. Here, look at<br />
this. God turned his computer towards Ralph, who now sat at the edge of his plastic chair. The green spots on the map are all<br />
of the cans and bottles you picked up. Oh, those dark green ones look like litter you picked up on the sidewalk. You see,<br />
that’s great, that’s what it takes to get into Heaven. Fifty thousand Flower Power bottles, that’s a record! But those red<br />
dots, you see, all the way from that restaurant in Varna to downtown by Wegmans. Yeah, those are the cigarette butts you<br />
dropped, no you LITTERED, after you smoked them. Once a cigarette it smoked, it becomes property of the smoker. Unfortunately,<br />
even though you picked up those butts, you ended up tossing them, LITTERING them. If we zoom in, we can see<br />
the quantity. Yea, over six thousand smoked and littered by you, Ralph, in the restaurant’s parking lot. Damn, three-hundred<br />
fifty dropped down the road within a fifty-foot perimeter of Belle Sherman Elementary School. This is not good, Ralph.<br />
But that’s right on the way! How was I supposed to know I shouldn’t put them there?<br />
-Because it’s an elementary school Ralph! Damn, you were doing so well until this popped up. All these infractions in a school<br />
zone are multiplied by one hundred, and oh no… it looks like twenty times in your life, school-children at recess saw you<br />
smoking. Do you know what kind of effect that has on a child’s brain development? And even worse, two of those times<br />
they saw you drinking out of a paper bag! Ralph, come on man! Those are multiplied by five thousand!<br />
But what about all my cans and bottles? Don’t those cancel out?<br />
-Yeah, about that. That’s not how the math works on Earth is it? I mean, you get five cents for a bottle, but in New York State<br />
a cigarette costs almost a dollar apiece! I wish I could help you out, but that’s just how the math works. At the end of the<br />
day, your life just doesn’t add up. But hey, you’re not the one to blame, Ralph. I’ll give you another shot down on Earth. Let<br />
me see… Oh perfect, my computer’s telling me a Mrs. Julie Scott is about to give birth any minute. She was sneaking shots<br />
and tossing shorties all throughout her pregnancy. Good luck Ralph, I mean, little baby Scott!<br />
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