dick-sho-nary

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Definitions
D.V.D.A.:
One of the most elusive and dangerous sex acts of all
time. D.V.D.A. refers to double vaginal, double anal.
Which, if you're doing the math correctly that means 7
cocks in 3 holes...wait, that's not right. Damn you public
education system.
wtf?!
Date Rape:
In addition to pudding eating and sweater wearing, one
of Bill Cosby's favorite hobbies.
dental dam:
A Saran Wrap-like substance placed over the vagina
allowing you to lick that diseased cooter without
coming away with face AIDS.
diaphragm:
A small trampoline placed inside a woman's vagina. This
does not prevent pregnancy, but it does give the sperm
something to do for a while.
diarrhea:
Peeing out of your butt.
dick cheese:
The cheddery build up inside the foreskin of an unwashed,
uncircumcised penis. WARNING: Not to be spread on
crackers.