dick-sho-nary

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Definitions
M.I.L.F.:
An acronym for MOM I'D LIKE TO FUCK.
Mac Daddy:
Isn't this the kid from Criss Cross who died? Or was that
Daddy Mac? Fuck, now I want a Big Mac for some reason.
Damn my brain.
magnum:
Condoms for well endowed humanoids.
Make it Rain:
The act of making money rain down upon a group of
people - usually strippers - I'm not rich enough to make it
rain, but I have been known to make it hail, which means I
just throw change at people.
man juice:
Slang for cock spunk or gorilla tears, or dick glue, or
semen.
mangina:
When a man tucks his cack n bulls in between his legs,
making it appear as though he has a vagina from the
front and Godzilla-like hemorrhoids in the back.
meat hammer:
Slang for Chris Hemsworth's penis. He sure is dreamy.
Meth head:
meth lab:
Pretty much any place east of San Bernardino and west
of Vegas.
Micropenis:
When your penis resembles a pistachio in both length and
girth.