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F<br />
Definitions<br />
Friends with Benefits:<br />
A friend you have sex with outside the parameters of a<br />
traditional relationship. WARNING: Guys, she says she is<br />
cool with this, but she is not. She is literally counting<br />
the times you guys bang and once it reaches whatever<br />
thre<strong>sho</strong>ld she has set in her head, you are her boyfriend.<br />
Let me put it like this: If you look around and you both<br />
are chilling in your PJ's, eating take-out, watching a<br />
movie and banging, you're dating.<br />
Fucktard:<br />
Somebody who is just so fucking retarded.<br />
fudge packer:<br />
Hilarious and juvenile slang for gay men. See, some clever<br />
individual equated poop with fudge, and packing with the<br />
fact another man rams his <strong>dick</strong> inside the butt where the<br />
"Fudge" is, inadvertently packing it in there. Ahh, the<br />
times we live in....magical.<br />
Furry:<br />
An individual who likes to get dressed in a large, furry<br />
animal costume and fuck...hard.