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Definitions<br />

Friends with Benefits:<br />

A friend you have sex with outside the parameters of a<br />

traditional relationship. WARNING: Guys, she says she is<br />

cool with this, but she is not. She is literally counting<br />

the times you guys bang and once it reaches whatever<br />

thre<strong>sho</strong>ld she has set in her head, you are her boyfriend.<br />

Let me put it like this: If you look around and you both<br />

are chilling in your PJ's, eating take-out, watching a<br />

movie and banging, you're dating.<br />

Fucktard:<br />

Somebody who is just so fucking retarded.<br />

fudge packer:<br />

Hilarious and juvenile slang for gay men. See, some clever<br />

individual equated poop with fudge, and packing with the<br />

fact another man rams his <strong>dick</strong> inside the butt where the<br />

"Fudge" is, inadvertently packing it in there. Ahh, the<br />

times we live in....magical.<br />

Furry:<br />

An individual who likes to get dressed in a large, furry<br />

animal costume and fuck...hard.

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