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Definitions<br />

S&M:<br />

Watch Pulp Fiction, the scene with the gimp. That's pretty<br />

much in the vicinity of what we are talking about here.<br />

Salty Surprise:<br />

When a dude busts in your mouth without warning you<br />

first.<br />

sausage fest:<br />

A party with only dudes. Or a super delicious festival in<br />

Germany.<br />

Scamming:<br />

When someone is deceitful for their own benefit and your<br />

own disadvantage.<br />

Scandal:<br />

OH M GEEEZ! An amazing <strong>sho</strong>w starring Kerry Washington.<br />

Scat Olympics:<br />

As if shitting on someone wasn't enough, here comes the<br />

Scat Olympics to actually make it a competitive sport. I<br />

wonder if people can get sponsored. Like by Colon Blow<br />

or Ex Lax.<br />

scissoring:<br />

When two vaginas make out with each other, creating a<br />

scissoring effect with the legs.<br />

sex dungeon:<br />

This can be a good thing, or a very bad thing. Good if<br />

you are there by your own choice, bad if you wake up<br />

here and see the man from the parking lot at the grocery<br />

store who asked you if his napkin smelt like chloroform.<br />

sex on the beach:<br />

A delicious drink. Actual sex on the beach is a fucking<br />

rough hang. Sand is a very painful lube.<br />

Sex palace:<br />

Charlie Sheen's house!

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