dick-sho-nary

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Definitions
P.M.S.:
That time of month where your sweet little girlfriend
turns into a fire-breathing demon who cascades tsunamis
of bitchery over your frightened and shivering body. The
only way to kill this demon, you ask? Ben and Jerry's
coupled with a heatly dose of keeping your fucking
mouth shut.
Party Animal:
"Why do you want to listen to the stereo while you're
watching T.V?" "Cause I like to party" shake n bake.
Party Punch:
A big bowl of juice laced with booze.
pearl necklace:
When a dude leaves a string of small pearl-like semen
deposits across someone's neck.
penis pump:
A device for people who believe adding vaccum pressure
to your dick will make it bigger. (Spoiler alert: it won't.)
Pervert:
My kinda people.
phone sex:
You see children, back before there was Facetime or
Snapchat, or IM or the internet or skype, people had to
use this device known as a phone -- not an iPhone, but a
phone -- and they would call to hear a large Samoan
woman describe herself as a petite blond with big tits
and a small waist while breathing heavily into the phone
while they tugged on their unit.
Pickle Tickle:
Touching up on a dick.
Pigs:
I'm not sure I know this one. So I'm just gonna say ugly
chicks. That seems kinda harsh, right? I mean, everyone is
beautiful; unfortunately, most people aren't attractive.
Ohh, cops. how did I miss that?