dick-sho-nary

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Definitions
shrooms:
A fungus that, if ingested in the appropriate quantity,
will take you on a magical and spiritual journey. If
ingested in the wrong quantity, it will make you freak
the fuck out, get into a kung fu match with a stop sign
and run down the street screaming, "I can taste colors!"
side boob:
When a boob is popping out the sides of a dress or tank
top. (RULE: If you are showing side boob, do not get mad
if I look at side boob.)
side saddle:
How lazy people bang each other.
Ski polling:
Dual hand jobbage.
skidmarks:
What is left in your underwear after a night of Korean
BBQ.
Sloppy Seconds:
When a dude sleeps with a chick after she has already had
the pound put on her by one of the boys. The last thing
your peen sees before it enters the recently pounded
remains of a once-fresh va-jee-jay.
slut:
A term used by sexually frustrated haters to describe
females they are jealous of.
smoking pole:
engaging in fellatio, blow job, giving head. In other
words, making your boyfriend very, very happy.
Sniffing Glue:
How elementary school kids get turnt.
Soap on a Rope:
Literally a piece of soap on a rope. The origin of this
term comes from a nugget of prison humor that suggests
if you drop the soap in the prison shower, your
likelihood of being sodomized will increase
exponentially.