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Definitions<br />

Pony Play:<br />

When someone enjoys living the life of a pony.<br />

poop chute:<br />

Daaaaaaa butthole.<br />

pop a cherry:<br />

A term used when a girl breaks her hymen. Or when<br />

someone (or something) else does it for her.<br />

Porcelain Pony:<br />

What my grandma collects???<br />

porn star:<br />

Unlike being a prostitute who gets paid to have sex,<br />

which is illegal, a porn star gets paid to have sex whilst<br />

being filmed which is totally legal. God bless America.<br />

Pot Brownies:<br />

Brownies with pot in them. If you eat too many, you may<br />

call the cops on yourself.<br />

pot head:<br />

Someone who smokes copious amounts of doobage.<br />

Pound Cake:<br />

Slang for vagina that I made up myself thank you very<br />

much.<br />

Power Hour:<br />

A drinking game wherein you have to take a <strong>sho</strong>t of<br />

alcohol every minute for a full hour. The last time I<br />

played this, I wet my bed. My chick was pissed.<br />

Figuratively and very literally.<br />

premature ejaculation:<br />

When a dude busts before he even breaches the entrance<br />

of your vagina.<br />

pussy whipped:<br />

When a man is so intoxicated by a woman's pussy he does<br />

whatever she asks him to.

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