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Most of us have at one time<br />
dreamed of being a helpless Rapunzel<br />
stuck in an ivory tower (Why is the<br />
tower made of ivory? Why not gold? Or<br />
bread? A TOWER OF BREAD!) However,<br />
those days are pretty much over. There aren’t any<br />
princes who are going to come unstuck us from our<br />
problems, so we need to be ready to face them<br />
ourselves. Here are some things you should learn:<br />
Self-Sufficient<br />
1.| Learn self-defense.<br />
2.| Carry pepper spray.<br />
3.| Know how to unplug a toilet.<br />
4.| Know how to shoot a gun.<br />
5.| Know how to shake someone who<br />
is trailing you.<br />
6.| Know how to fix basic car<br />
problems.<br />
7.| Learn CPR.<br />
I’m amazed at the stupid things girls are caught doing<br />
nowadays. They’ll meet random strangers on the internet,<br />
proclaim their true love, and meet them at McDonalds . . . only<br />
for the guy to turn out to be a creepy stalker! Please use more<br />
common sense than this. Never walk by yourself at night,<br />
always lock your car, never give your phone number out to<br />
strange guys, and don’t tell people you’re home alone.<br />
A BEAUTIFUL MINI RANT:<br />
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