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also sleep with a night-light on; would you like to tell this stranger<br />
that, too?<br />
Clearly, my father was too excited by everything to wait<br />
around for his scaredy-cat daughter, because he whirled off in the<br />
direction he’d been pointed, going, “Come on, Chelsea! We want to<br />
get good seats!”<br />
I might as well have just taken a red sharpie and colored in<br />
my cheeks.<br />
<strong>The</strong> guy behind the counter laughed. It wasn’t mean<br />
sounding at all, but it didn’t do anything to help my blush go away.<br />
“Don’t worry,” he reassured me. “It’s not scary. I promise.”<br />
I raised my gaze from my flip-flops to his dark eyes. “I’m<br />
not only scared of the ghosts. I’m also worried about what kind of<br />
weirdos are going to be taking this class.” In my head, I had an<br />
image of some deathly pale Goth nerds congregating in the shop. I<br />
know that was completely stereotypical and unfair, but I was<br />
petrified. My brain was all but rational.<br />
He raised an eyebrow curiously. “Oh? Weirdos, huh? What<br />
if I told you I’m the one who got the group to come here and speak<br />
today?”<br />
Hi, I’m Chelsea Keller, and I am an insensitive asshole. “Oh,<br />
man, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to offend you. I’m sure you’re not a<br />
weirdo.” Good, babble incoherently. Maybe he will think you’re<br />
mentally challenged and forgive your rude comment.<br />
<strong>The</strong> guy shook his head, still smiling. “Don’t worry about it.<br />
I’m a member of the team. I wanted to educate the world a little on<br />
the weirdo community, so I asked them to come out and give a talk.”<br />
Was he making fun of me? Okay, I kind of deserved that. I<br />
had just insulted something he was clearly interested in. “Sorry,” I<br />
said again. “I’m just nervous. This stuff has always freaked me out.<br />
I’m just here because it’s my dad’s birthday and he really, really<br />
wanted to come — as you can see.”<br />
“Seriously, it’s fine. Not everyone is into it, and I get that. It<br />
would be like trying to get me to sit down and watch <strong>The</strong> Notebook;<br />
I’d be horrified and judging everyone in the room enjoying it. But<br />
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