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M I N U T E S T O WA R : Picnic in Hell<br />
in the refugee camps. Afterwards we anticipate<br />
crossing to Macedonia, and then hopefully to the<br />
bridges of Belgrade which are now being bombed by<br />
NATO.<br />
After the traditional Domenico-cappuccinoand-croissant<br />
we were prepared to submit to the<br />
treadmill of a Greek 9 to 5 and visit the Yugoslav<br />
Embassy for our hoped-for visas at 11.35 in the<br />
morning.<br />
I have made the first negotiations at the Embassy<br />
of Yugoslavia today. It has not been a relief to arrive<br />
here, but a frustrating anticipation of what may<br />
soon occur. As we approached the electric buzzer<br />
and video camera eyeing us dispassionately the<br />
Embassy of the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia was<br />
sombre and silent. The shuttered windows had also<br />
been barred up<br />
with black painted<br />
iron grills. The<br />
venetian shutters<br />
were closed. An<br />
internal police circuit<br />
television monitored<br />
all personnel in<br />
the office. It was<br />
business as usual<br />
and we were here to<br />
do a little business. A<br />
The office staff were<br />
cautious and stared<br />
at us through the thick<br />
bullet-proof laminated<br />
glass peep holes with<br />
eyes that incredulously<br />
looked with a – ‘Who<br />
are you?’<br />
Slavic icon hung from the pale grey walls reminding<br />
me of Russia. Because of a state of war they were<br />
neither friendly nor hostile. The ambience was<br />
different to anything that I would have experienced<br />
in the city but the concierge was friendlier once I<br />
started to speak my bastardised Russian.<br />
We completed our negotiations in the Yugoslav<br />
embassy this morning and returned to the bustle<br />
of Greek life outside on…xxxxx. The office staff<br />
were cautious and stared at us through the thick<br />
bullet-proof laminated glass peep holes with eyes<br />
that incredulously looked with a – ‘Who are you?’<br />
I produced my documents which indicated that I<br />
wanted to enter their country (and at a later date<br />
I will read the letter that I wrote to them). Since<br />
the Australian Embassy of Yugoslavia had failed to<br />
provide us with a letter of support the Embassy here<br />
may either request such a letter or simply deny our<br />
application. In Australia the Embassy was so snowed<br />
under and over-worked that they were unable to<br />
give us any assistance. There was a war and wars<br />
can be inconvenient even at the best of times. I<br />
will attempt to remedy this in the next day—to see<br />
whether they can send us embassy support for visas<br />
either in Macedonia or Albania. We returned in the<br />
afternoon and presented them with more documents<br />
which we had to print up in a make-shift office,<br />
typed up by Interlingua, and they instructed us to<br />
return tomorrow. But I am not hopeful.<br />
As we patrolled the markets the watches that we<br />
bought were cheap Chinese imitations of the real<br />
thing—$15 or $25 US dollars each. Mine says water<br />
resistant and is a sports watch with a toy compass<br />
attached to it and we feel like it is Christmas in that<br />
respect.<br />
After our visit to the Embassy, Firouz and I<br />
dined at a small Greek dinner in the heart of the city<br />
where a six year old child with a stain of chocolate<br />
across her cheek was sticking her hand in the cash<br />
register and then racing out. It was a small family<br />
run tavern next door to a basement pastry shop<br />
that offer a delicious variety of famous Macedonian<br />
specialties—a small Greek tavern just off the main<br />
street of Egnatia Odos. We sat awkwardly at plastic<br />
tables with plastic<br />
floral cloths watching<br />
...a pair of sixteenyear-old<br />
identical<br />
twins, one fat and<br />
the other thin, and a<br />
younger sister were<br />
rifling the till...<br />
strange aquarium<br />
images on an old<br />
bakerlite television.<br />
Children ran in and<br />
out; a pair of sixteenyear-old<br />
identical<br />
twins, one fat and<br />
the other thin, and a<br />
younger sister were<br />
rifling the till, and<br />
the father, probably my age, but totally white-haired<br />
stood there and reluctantly scolded them in an<br />
impotent fashion. He accepted their actions without<br />
punishment.<br />
Friday, 23rd April, <strong>1999</strong>, Tirana,<br />
Albania<br />
Last night I slept for ten hours and awoke<br />
refreshed at eight am on the 23rd of April. We<br />
went and bought bus tickets for Albania and<br />
are scheduled to leave at midnight tonight. We<br />
purchased two second-hand Greek army ponchos<br />
from a disposal store. I hear it is raining across the<br />
border and we might need them. There were badly<br />
painted signs draped outside the railway station,<br />
with anti-NATO slogans daubed on sheets which<br />
reminded me of the Janis Joplin DJ and the first<br />
evening of our arrival. We also waxed paranoiac<br />
again. Since the people in Albania are Muslim<br />
we may have to conceal the naked figures on the<br />
billboard. So we bought more black tape and big<br />
black Texta-colours. I waltzed everywhere searching<br />
for a shop to buy a telephone card.<br />
I went to the American Express office on Nikita<br />
Street which overlooks the sea and wandered up and<br />
down to eventually discover there was no Memphis<br />
Travel which housed the offices of American