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M I N U T E S T O WA R : Picnic in Hell<br />
“A reward of $500 US dollars will be given for information leading to the return of twenty-five<br />
video cassettes and/or a video camera with an apparatus. With those people with any before<br />
knowledge or knowledge of the theft of a black camera case at the upper end of the main street<br />
where the minibus collects passengers please telephone either radio Kukes or radio television.”<br />
And there we left the telephone number.<br />
plaster, and strewn dirty blankets on the floors. The Albanians are stealing from everyone, even their<br />
cousins and even the Kosovars.<br />
Armeil’s daughter had witnessed the theft of the camera and tapes. Five teenage boys had been<br />
talking and one raced from behind their group to snatch it while I was not looking. With my flu my<br />
concentration has not momentarily lapsed but continuously.<br />
Often when I am in an alien and hostile environment every move is an exhausting challenge. The<br />
shelling, trying to give to people who need, while simultaneously others are stealing with the other hand.<br />
How can I possibly give when everyone is stealing from us? How can I be generous when everyone wants?<br />
When everyone is drowning they will drown us with them.<br />
Armeil’s daughter had witnessed the theft but she was only five years of age.<br />
Firouz red faced and breathing hard returned with a bemused Albanian, Mr Plod, the policeman. They<br />
were both talking and gesticulating, breathing hard. He was in khaki fatigues and gave us the complacent<br />
knowledge that under his fatherly guidance the stolen goods would be returned immediately.<br />
He was happily prescribing aspirin for cancer. And the patient was already dead. Needing a resurrection, I<br />
had to develop a game plan. I decided that our departure for Macedonia was to be postponed. To the widows<br />
apartment we returned with our bags minus one, stone-faced and numb. The widow was out and only that<br />
evening where we able to communicate to her, or rather she could finally ascertain the greatness of our<br />
misfortune.<br />
I exclaim: ‘So we…I’ve just lost , ah, 15 hours of video tape.’<br />
Back at the ‘America Bar’ feeling crumpled and disheveled, the PR girl from one of the Kukes papers…with<br />
her slash of lipstick and a Turkish wisp to her countenance translated a document which we were to place on<br />
the radio and television: