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M I N U T E S T O WA R : Picnic in Hell<br />

“A reward of $500 US dollars will be given for information leading to the return of twenty-five<br />

video cassettes and/or a video camera with an apparatus. With those people with any before<br />

knowledge or knowledge of the theft of a black camera case at the upper end of the main street<br />

where the minibus collects passengers please telephone either radio Kukes or radio television.”<br />

And there we left the telephone number.<br />

plaster, and strewn dirty blankets on the floors. The Albanians are stealing from everyone, even their<br />

cousins and even the Kosovars.<br />

Armeil’s daughter had witnessed the theft of the camera and tapes. Five teenage boys had been<br />

talking and one raced from behind their group to snatch it while I was not looking. With my flu my<br />

concentration has not momentarily lapsed but continuously.<br />

Often when I am in an alien and hostile environment every move is an exhausting challenge. The<br />

shelling, trying to give to people who need, while simultaneously others are stealing with the other hand.<br />

How can I possibly give when everyone is stealing from us? How can I be generous when everyone wants?<br />

When everyone is drowning they will drown us with them.<br />

Armeil’s daughter had witnessed the theft but she was only five years of age.<br />

Firouz red faced and breathing hard returned with a bemused Albanian, Mr Plod, the policeman. They<br />

were both talking and gesticulating, breathing hard. He was in khaki fatigues and gave us the complacent<br />

knowledge that under his fatherly guidance the stolen goods would be returned immediately.<br />

He was happily prescribing aspirin for cancer. And the patient was already dead. Needing a resurrection, I<br />

had to develop a game plan. I decided that our departure for Macedonia was to be postponed. To the widows<br />

apartment we returned with our bags minus one, stone-faced and numb. The widow was out and only that<br />

evening where we able to communicate to her, or rather she could finally ascertain the greatness of our<br />

misfortune.<br />

I exclaim: ‘So we…I’ve just lost , ah, 15 hours of video tape.’<br />

Back at the ‘America Bar’ feeling crumpled and disheveled, the PR girl from one of the Kukes papers…with<br />

her slash of lipstick and a Turkish wisp to her countenance translated a document which we were to place on<br />

the radio and television:

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