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M I N U T E S T O WA R : Picnic in Hell<br />
the police because they wanted to check whether<br />
incoming refugees were slipping through into the<br />
main city. Their desire is to limit the number of<br />
refugees from entering the capital, but ironically<br />
there is no real documentation as regards the<br />
number of refugees which are allowed into the<br />
country.<br />
After the tragic poverty of Kukes and the<br />
relentless drizzling rain, Tirana is sunny, urbane and<br />
opulent. It is like the film The Sheltering Sky based<br />
on the book by Paul Bowles. After the protagonist<br />
passes through Tangier to the Sahara initially the<br />
port appears exotic, but when he finally returns to<br />
Tangiers from central Sahara the traveller discovers<br />
that he is returning to a very western environment.<br />
Tirana<br />
seemed<br />
more<br />
funky yet<br />
the same.<br />
The city<br />
has been<br />
sandblasted<br />
by coffee<br />
shops and<br />
bars but<br />
absolutely<br />
nothing<br />
else. Here is the first tentative attempts a cowboy<br />
capitalism, similar to Russia, but it is a cosmetic<br />
veneer. In Kukes there are a thousand coffee shops<br />
and one mosque. In Tirana it’s the same. So this<br />
is a place where their Muslim religion has only<br />
just begun. The Albanians ability to procrastinate<br />
is cultivated with great acumen and discipline. If<br />
laziness be a discipline than this they have.<br />
As we enter the city in the main square in front<br />
of the Opera House there is a big billboard which<br />
says ‘NATO and Kosovo’. I remember the train<br />
station in Thessalonica and how it was the opposite.<br />
The shadow of the past hangs over the grandiose<br />
stucco buildings that have an imperialist stamp.<br />
Everything is decaying, and on every street corner<br />
instead of a Macca’s or Seven-11 there is a 1960s’<br />
bunker in the paranoid Dr Strangelove preparation<br />
for final Armageddon and all-out nuclear war. A<br />
little bit of Mutual Assured Destruction to get your<br />
citizens to stay well behaved—a war they were<br />
anticipating but which never occurred. So that as<br />
good little workers they could be distracted from<br />
their own unhappiness and keep their betters in fat<br />
supply of caviar and ZILLS, how does the cliché go?<br />
Divide and conquer.<br />
Arrival at eight that evening on the corner of our<br />
street. We walked across and went straight up to the<br />
fourth floor to see Arben, our friend, and crashed<br />
out immediately from fatigue and an overdose of<br />
benzine fumes from the van and slept twelve hours.<br />
Tuesday, 27th April, <strong>1999</strong>, Tirana,<br />
Albania<br />
The day was composed of visiting the ‘Café<br />
Artist’, the translation of a document to the people<br />
of Kosovo, and then spending the evening with<br />
Arben.<br />
The document went something like this:<br />
‘To the people of Kosovo an invitation to come.<br />
We are unveiling the billboard at the centre square<br />
Kukes on the …. of May <strong>1999</strong> at ….<br />
‘The billboard shows something of people from<br />
war and violence and says we have all suffered<br />
enough. This message, because it is English,<br />
can be your message to the world. You have all<br />
suffered enough and you may have lost your homes<br />
temporarily but you have not lost your dignity as<br />
human beings. By being present at the billboard<br />
you can speak through the media to the rest of the<br />
world; we have all suffered enough. This is an image<br />
to the futility of war and those that instigated it, that<br />
war cannot solve the problems of humanity.<br />
‘Please come and fill your afternoon by sending<br />
a message to the world that you have all suffered<br />
enough. The artist who has made the invitation<br />
hopes that the image of people suffering will not be<br />
offensive to those have already suffered. We look<br />
forward to<br />
see you there.<br />
Dominic Ryan<br />
and the Peace<br />
Process.’<br />
’Café<br />
Artist’, the<br />
guide book<br />
told us, was<br />
the café where<br />
‘the arty types’<br />
hung out.<br />
Therefore it<br />
seemed the<br />
appropriate<br />
place to find<br />
an enthusiastic<br />
student who could help us with the erection of the<br />
billboard. As it so happens it was hardly a bohemian<br />
hangout but just a plumed garden where mature<br />
women in fake Chanel sunglasses with blue rinses<br />
sipped Devonshire teas, while men in lounge suits<br />
lounged around with young secretarys.<br />
I could see overhanging umbrellas and a wooden<br />
duck board over the mud which crisscrossed the<br />
area so people would not be affected by it.<br />
Firouz had tea, or rather, he asked to purchase a<br />
glass of hot water and pulled out from his pocket his<br />
traditional tea bags that he carried around with him.