Viva Brighton Issue #57 November 2017

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COLUMN ........................................... Amy Holtz The truth is, I’m a Minnesotan Panic is blooming in Preston Park. First, it was the delivery of one-person-sized recycling wheelie bins for every 25 people. Then, it was the advent of permit-only parking in our road. The monsters we all now fear lack fangs, or needles in their head, or machetes; instead they just spit out our new parking permits into the hellfire – taunting us with brand new signage that smells of cynicism and non-functioning pay-and-display machines. Somewhere, in the belching belly of the sorting office, sits our permit. So we keep calling, trying, frightened. In the meantime, the machine stays stoical, disapproval and contempt oozing from its coin slot: have your stupid, obsolete, round pound coin back, stupid. That’d be enough for any sensible person to handle, but elsewhere there’s villains with their tiny mitts on the nuclear codes with testosteroneand-plutonium-flavoured jello clogging up their empathy, reasoning and logic holes, tossing paper towels at struggling humans like candy at a particularly shit parade. It’s also best we don’t forget about that supervolcano. It’s safe to say all the signs – and stars – are aligning. “How many cans of baked beans and jars of Horlicks do you think we’ll need to survive the first wave of the apocalypse?” I ask. My partner is playing Destiny 2, so I repeat my question several times, in the voice of Cartman, Mae West and a serviceable Brian Blessed before he looks up. “I think we’re in trouble.” Perhaps it’s silly to be worried but, well, fear seems only natural under current circumstances. “Do you like my hair?” he says, absently. It doesn’t directly dawn on me that he’s referring to his mercenary character’s hair on the screen – who is modelled, it seems, on Stephen Baldwin in Biodome. “No, I don’t. And also, you’re not taking this threat to humanity and most of the animal kingdom seriously enough. We’ve got permit-only parking! That which we said would never happen – not in our front yards – has come to pass! It’s a fatalistic clown show and the dominoes aren’t just falling – they’re exploding!” “You know I don’t eat baked beans.” I stand in front of the TV. “Not even if it’s that or the neighbour’s dog in a full-on Margaret Atwood situation? You still wouldn’t eat baked beans?” He shakes his head. “Sausages.” He says, finally. “You think there’s going to be a surplus of sausages available during the collapse of civilisation?” “Tinned sardines in tomato sauce then. And spaghetti hoops. With sausages.” He’s scrolling through an arsenal of what I realise are postapocalyptic, alien-decimating weapons. “I think I’ll be alright in the apocalypse, though. I’ve seen nearly all of The Walking Dead and I can start fires.” “That’s the zombie apocalypse. Much less likely to go down that way. But the fire-starting might be handy when we descend into ‘volcanic winter’.” Out the window, something catches my eye. Four kids blundering down the road like maniacs, popping wheelies on their shiny new bikes. The end is well and truly nigh. ....37....
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