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TABLE OF CONTENTS
PAGES
Nza Is Sold To The Village Oracle
7 – 12
Agama Meets His Daughter's Japanese Friend 13 – 17
Piccolo Goes Into Business
18– 23
Useni And The Troublesome Neighbour 24 – 28
INTRODUCING THE CHARACTERS:
Nza
Agama
Piccolo
Useni
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
PAGES
Agama, Love The Cat And All The Riches Are Yours
Piccolo Answers The Call Of His Village
Nza Wants To Sell The Father, Agama
Useni Gets A Mobile Phone From The Daughter
7 – 11
12 – 17
18 – 22
23 – 28
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IS SOLD TO THE VILLAGE ORACLE
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Nza and the mum are going to the market. They meet a fortune teller.
Ababbababaababa
himmmmmmm!!!
which one is “Ababbabhimmm?”
does he have
malaria?
Shiiiiiiii!!!!!
Oga, tear– tear clothes
good morning
Nza!!
Ababbaba himm!!!
I hear you
Ababbababaababa
himmmmmmm!!!
De gods instruct me to tell you your son
have talent. Ababbaba himm!!!
Plenty – plenty thousand talent!!
Oh!
Are you sure?
Hold your tongue woman!
Your head knock engine?
You wan question de voice of de gods?
Huuummmm!!!
Oh! Sorry.. am
god forbid!
Haba Mama! Even my school teacher told me that
I have talent when I dodged the lesson. Ahaa …
and papa said that too when I broke those glass
plates and lied.
Ababbababaababa
himmmmmmm!!!
Come here my son
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Thunderbolt!

umbbooommmm!!!
De talent palm!
Your son have special talent, you not yet
discover. Dis boy can change name and
fortune of de whole family!! Ababbab!!
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De god go to market now; Come to my
shrine and hear wot de god say….
But how….
Back at home.
My love I am
so happy!
Eeee! This emergency love -love
nomenclature makes me check my wallet well.
Why this sudden love increment for Agama?
Be serious!
God forbid that I would be serious!
You want the whole compound to be
surrounded by ambulance?
You are crazy!
Anyway, while in the market,
the native doctor read Nza‛s palm and
said that he has potential talent and….
Alakwa!!
If I had known that you would still
be stupid after all these long kilometre
years of staying with Agama,
I would not have paid so much dowry
on your head
Tell me when you have
started insulting me..
Of course,
I ‘ll do that
Every child with an ant‛s
brain can read palms
If he had read your palm, he would
have seen “she has the best man in
the world, yet she is still nagging”
written everywhere on your palm.
I smell Judas conspiracy
Yes, I see the same. “Nagging
specialist, blessed with the most
loving romantic man……”
Wait! This counterfeit palm
reader only read your son‛s
palm. Why didn‛t he read yours?
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Agama now.
Or I read the
Palm upside down?
Yours says in bold letters
“ Go on beer strike” Strike? Me I am a responsible
citizen, so the strike is not in Agama‛s
civil disobedience dictionary
As of your son, Nza, what did you say the
mad market palm reader professor said ?
That he would organise the first coup in
the modern USA and replace Obama?
Aha- aha…Alakwa!!
Papa everyone has
his own talent.
Yes I agree.
And yours is to
be useless.
Please let me take
my siesta.
I am tired of all his
gossips. Aha, all the money spent
on his head for school, yet he has
not passed any exam…
Maybe, what this palm reader
said is true. You never know maybe
we have indeed not discovered his talent.
Maybe he is the living Jobs..
or even Gates.
Which Jobs?
Did Jobs destroy all the
computers in his house
If Jobs and Gates were
so computer destructive, there
would have been computer
scarcity
Ahaa!!!
Yes, I‛ve got a good idea
that suits him.. Yes!!!
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1 Week after
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You sure dis is wot
you wan him to do?
What type of madness question is that?
If this is so terrible a job, why are you here ?
Above all, the famous palm reader,
professor Chambe Chandum predicted
that he would be African Obama if….
Exactly whot
I wan tell you
Kale Ssebo!!
You saw it too that he has
hidden talent?
abroooooooooogrooooooo!!!
What is your name?
God what? You drink Izal?
god!
Am…yes, little god…
dat is de name.
Abbbbrrrraaaa!!!
So oga juju priest, I am
worth millions if you touch
the right button
You hear the living
Einstein vibrating?
After 45 minutes haggling, Nza is sold to the oracle…
yes, I see dat……
After I train him
he become……
I hope you don‛t train him to start
poisoning the whole animals in
kata Kata village thereafter ?
Eeee! Rat poison!! Maybe, after my
PhD here, we can use that to silence
your competitor like Chief .
Eeee Papa imagine when you become
Chief Agama and me Prince Nza!!
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So, how much would you
pay for this goldmine?
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2 days later. Nza starts his apprenticeship aimed at discovering his hidden talent.
You bring wot our faders wan from you de
last time? 2 black fowl, I bag soldier ant,
1 white He-goat ; not de one dat disturb
woman goat like no man business, ...
Mbanu! Dis He-goat responsible too much.
No, touchy – touchy or sime – sime
with female goat….
How you know?
You sleep with them at night?
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god of thunder!!
You keep them safe for
de god. Kroooooooo!!
Haaahiiiiii!!!
You are vibrating.
I hear you!!
2 hours later. The “god” has accepted
sacrifice indeed
It is now I understand
the meaning of special
talent.
Ehee!! No more going back home. When I reach my
PhD I will force all customers to be bringing
bigger sacrifices. Maybe hippo…..
where god?
z
z z
goddddddddddd!!
let me take style
and take more
sleeping shots!
If I curse you with my
traditional mouth you
would wither like….
!
!
Whot is dis? Who eat de…,,,? god !! Who?
Was it not meant for god?
The god came like Eleijah‛s
windy chariot and consumed
the whole…
god now!
Who else?
You ate up all
sacrifice…..?
Leave dis place
now!!
1 hour later. God has a special request
like Whot?
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Oga, juju master.
There are certain things
missing here in the shrine

Tv and
Music set!
T Whot?
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1 week later.. elections are coming………
You know big- big politician
come today.
Now go buy kola nut, palm wine
en chalk for sacrifice
V….flat screen!!.
Or you don‛t watch
sesame Street here?
1 week later. Elections are coming up. Potential customers, politicians are
queueing for Akataka‛s service….
Oga, tummy – tummy,
for whom are all these?
for god of
course!
god is not at
the oracle now
but…..
come back tomorrow
6 HOURS LATER. Nza‛s boss is anxiously waiting for his
important customer…..
I saw him on my
way to the market.
Whot??????
Oh! Dat good!
Why dis man
politican not come?
He said he was coming for god, so I told
him that I was not around and asked
him to come back….
I curse you in de
name of ogunpa
god en………
You drive away god ?
Did he show you
the hidden talent?
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End.

AGAMA MEETS HIS DAUGHTER'S JAPANESE FRIEND
Agama is at home with the wife, daughter, and son Nza
Papa and mum,
there is something
I want to tell you
What‛s that
my dear?
I know what you want to tell us.
It is either “mum and dad, please
give me pocket money” or
“I lost my period.” What else?
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What type of
father are you?
The type that can not rest
without disturbances from the
kids and actively supported by
their mother
You are crazy!
I‛ve told your daughter she must
first search her period inside the
cupboard before disturbing my
peace every month with ‘I cannot
see my period.”
You are sick
God forbid bad thing!
Papa is well and bubbling
like new Google computer
engine
God bless you my son!
Papa please,
be serious. I am…..
Serious?
You want me to end up in
an ambulance or hospital?
I am sure that's not what you want
from you dad
Eeee, papa so you don‛t want
to look at that fine - fine
nurse again like that day
Oya, put that your rascal mouth in
a flask and close it tightly.
What is your business with nurse?
Are you suffering from
nursmania or what?
God bless
you my son
Eeee, mama why are you and papa
showering me with abundant blessing today?
I hope God will remember all these blessing
assignments from you and papa
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You are the only thing God thinks
about, so he will surely remember.
Useless boy!
Please can
I talk now?
Haba!
This is not a communist
family.
You can even talk without
a visa
I want to introduce
someone to you people
Very correct without
blemish, papa.
The right material!
I hear you!
Which people?
To the family.
I mean everyone
here
Including this one too?
So this one is also part
of the family?
So….
You can introduce anyone
as far as she is not ….
He? Which one is “he” again?
Are you tired of all the
“she” - “she” everywhere?
What kind of nonsensical
romantic queue jumping and
illegal interaction is that?
By the way, I hope you are not
introducing that idiotic nomenclature
man….
Who?
I know what you want to
say. No, he is not like that.
He…….
The idiotic equatorial fool who
promised you heaven and earth without
giving you any cent after you opened
your mouth like a leaking basket
and told the whole Jews and Gentiles
you were not pregnant
Flashback: “Agama‛s Daughter is Pregnant”
I thought you were happy i was not pregnant.
No, this one is from Japan?
"Ja". what
"Pan!"
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Japan?
Agama, tell yourself you
have not heard well!
Anyway, I hope he is coming
here to establish a Toyota
or Samsung plant in this
compound
Ahaa, me I know that one with
sleeping eyes. Is it not the one
that was eating your lips the
last time?
Flashback: “Nza, Lead Us In Prayer”
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eating her lips?
What type of animalistic
goat behaviour is that?
He doesn‛t know where
a restaurant or even grass
is if he has chosen
to be a goat?
You put sugar in your lips or
is he a pollinator bee?
What type of cross – pollination
lip – licking is that?
Eeee, papa that one
eat lip like no man
business, and….
Agama, hold yourself before
you cause some murderous
earthquake in your family!!
1 week later. Daughter comes home with the
Japanese friend
Welcome my dear
Welcome
He has leprosy or is his hand an
essential commodity? Why this bow – bow
neck elongation without hand shake?
Or is his hand on strike?
Papa it‛s
their custom
And tell him it is my custom to shake hands.
Don‛t forget to remind him he‛s at Agama‛s house,
not at Ochibuzi family in Hiroshima.
What is that the surname again?
It is their
custom and…
Which customs – customs
gospel is this?
Why didn‛t your father allow me
to keep my village customs
when I came to marry you?
Oya, tell your friend to come
and sit down or their customs
forbid that too?
Don't forget all the
dowry he demanded
from me!
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Tell him we have
enough sofa here.
whispers
Why can‛t you be
friendly to him?
whispers
Did I slap him?
Or did I force him to
come here? Haba!
10 minutes
Welcome well – well.
How is your family?
I hear you!.
How do you say
“welcome” in Japanese?
Youkoso
irasshai
mashita
Earthquake!
Even one cannot finish saying
that normally simple word
before tomorrow morning.
sama!
Oya, how do you say
“I love you?”
Okitihiroshima!
Eeee, this one sounds like war noise, not
love again! Are they not the same words that
sound so sweet with romantic melody, which I
used and swept my wife off foot?
Or you use “I love you” during war?
Agama!
Which one is “Agama?”
You don‛t know your husband
again? Before I forget :
“Daisuki desu” My wife!
Ha-ha alakwa!
Daisuki desu.
or Anata wo aishite
imasu
You should be tolerant
and not making jokes of…..
Ok, Madam - Do – Good, tell the whole world
what your father would have done if I had
sounded militant in “I love you” romantic
expression. Wouldn‛t he have kicked me till
I say my Nunc Dimittis?
Papa, I am not finding
the whole thing funny
Did I tell you I am
a skinhead or what?
I tell you I find
“Anata wo aishite imasu.”
funny?
Don‛t mind them my dear. So, me, I like Japan
well – well. I remember those old days when
I was in Tokyo and… am …. Kisoro and…
Alakwa! Who slaughtered Hitler‛s soldiers in
Hiroshima and Nagasaki? I tell you, I shot
and shot till I use rope and tied my finger
on the trigger and slepttt.
Oh, have you
visited Japan?
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When I woke up the next day,
the whole enemy battalion was
slaughtered.
Hiroshima
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Haba!
You don‛t know Hitler again or you
think it is rice or Noodle?
But you Japanese are tough oh!
How?
I still remember how your people
fought and fought during the World
War till all your ammunition
finished.
Which too bad?
They started using karate and kicked and
kicked enemies till their shit they reserved
for the next year came out the same day
Which sports
do you do?
Sumo!
Oh! Too bad…
Which one is that one?
Maybe they started that one after
we left Japan
Odunga!
Me, I love
challenges!
Flashback: “Agama The Wrestler”
It is a wrestling.
Shall we contest amongst
each other?
10 minutes later
Chineke! What is
that wrapper doing
inside his ass?
Here is
yours!
5 minutes later.
Agama appears, wearing his Sumo.
They start to wrestle
It is not our custom
to fight your guest
We are not fighting.
Just playing. It is a
sport.
Sign of friendship
we don‛t play with guests
wearing this palm wine
taper clothes around ass
What is peculiar about your
culture? I want to learn.
It seems an interesting culture
Ok.
I‛ll show you
1 hour later.
with hand?
Total. That is our culture. Interesting!
Isn‛t it?. I am sure you will still love
my daughter after this!
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Piccolo is in office with piles of files waiting to be treated.
The boss is not happy with him.
My friend
I am still waiting
for the file?
Which file men?
GOES INTO BUSINESS
I‛ve told you
thousand times never to use
this your “men - men” nonsense
here. What has the file
got to do with men?
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Chill paddy;
getting there.
Yea, just give me some
damn time, gotta
have it ready
You hear him?
Say what dude?
Who is dude?
Are you the priest that
baptised and gave me that
“dude” rubbish name?
Easy boy!
Am gonna…..
Boy? Me, boy?
Did you drink sulphuric acid
tea this morning or is there madness
in your family? Now answer me
quick – quick before I light
up your forest hair
Hee boss you damn
gonna leave my cool hair
out of this. Catch?
I catch what?
I say remove that your
hand before ……
Ok, ok …
if you insist.
But that is damn not
collegial buddy!
If you would spend the same
amount of time you spend saying
that your “men - men‛ and “damn”
rubbish on work, you would have
done with the files.
Colleague?
Me and you? Your parents
trained you well at all?
That file must
be ready before
5 pm today
Cool. Catch dude….
I mean Sir!
Men this sucker is
driving me damn crazy.
This bloody rubbish is
not gonna continue
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Piccolo is at home with the girlfriend
You look so
moody since you
came back.
Are you ok sweet
heart?
Yea. Kind of sick
and tired of my damn bloody
job. Gotta have a change
of scene. Gotta quit
Are you mad?
You have bills to pay.
You can’t just….
Hee men I don’t give no
shit about bills. Right?
I think of my Rep first.
Ok?
Which one
is Rep again?
My honourable
reputation babe!
Ok I understand;
but just tell the landlord you
want to protect your REP when he
comes here for the house rent.
Babe I give no shit about the
bloody land lord either. By the way,
I’ve decided to go into cool
business men
You into business?
Me, I don’t want to die
of hunger.
you joke with
your dude babe? Men you
talking to a potential
business mogul
I hear you.
Forgotten that Jobs
is dead
yea, and his money is
still everywhere men.
Yea!
I better start preparing
for a catastrophic landing
Men you know
nothing. Gotta start
believing in your dude
babe. Gotta go and do my
evening business brain
storming men
piccolo in his “study room.”
1 week later.
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Wao check out
swarm of chocas
here !
I am pretty sure most of
them are here because of
cool Piccolo, you know.
Yea, I can‛t think of
a better job men
Heee babe,
can I be of help?
Going to the room to try them.
Maybe you could wait and give me
your valuable judgement honey.
Sure babe!
Am here for you
You heard that
damn “honey” stuff? Men,
the choca is melting already.
Wao!
So how do I look?
Gorgeous babe! Wao!
You killing babe!
Wanna try the rest?
Waoooooo.
Babe I have been into fashion since
uncountable years, but I‛ve never seen
such a damsel. ever heard of Chris
de Burgh‛s “Lady In Red?”
Yes, Why?
Yea, got one
right here in front
of me men
Come on babe read
my lips! Now, let‛s go
bra and unders.
You are
funny.
Am... well
if you insist.
Sure.
Our bras and underwears are
specially made for your likes.
Save the trouble; am gonna get
them for you.
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Here you are
Tell me, does
it fit me?
Babe you are….
Men I lost words
Ya ya ,
I hear this often from
men – especially those who
cannot even take care
of women.
Babe, know what?
All lizards lie on their
belly, so it‛s difficult to
know which one has
belly ache
I believe
in actions
Ok, ok, let me start
by giving you a
surprise.
All those dresses
you‛ve chosen are yours
for keeps.
And that is?
Oh my…….
You are talking
to the chief executive of
Piccolo Wears!
Waooo!
Thanks honey
Babe you
killing me.
wish I could do more…
Well, there are customers
here. You know what
I mean…
To hell with
the customers
Hee men , we gotta a serious
bomb alert. You gotta run for
your life men
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30 minutes late.
That was
a smart idea!
You drive me
crazy babe
don‛t rush it…..
Don‛t worry honey am all
yours. You will be
tired of me…
2 weeks later.
Honey
I am tired..
Men,
I recognise that
“I am tired” stuff.
Yea, you might well be,
but Piccolo is not.
Oh dear,
I am yours
2 months later.
I am not safe
Come on, you are
damn safe in my hand
That is not what
I mean.
I mean biologically….
Men no bullshit today!
If you are bloody not safe, my
damn presents are not goddamn
safe with you too. leave the damn
clothes behind and come back
when‛re safe
You cant talk
to me like that
Hell yes!
And you are not gonna
do nothing babe.
1 week later. Female customer sends a beautiful girl to Piccolo‛s store.
Hee bobby.
Can you be
of help?
why am
I here?
I am looking
for nice sexy
undearwears
You are at
the right place
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Don‛t forget,
I could be your
mirror
Oh please do
Hi buddy, you gotta go that
end and look for whatever
you want. Disturbing ladies
changing their dresses is
not part of it
Are you
an idiot?
No, not at all.
At least not to the extent of
peeping at naked female
strangers
You could be
nicer to customers
wao….
You look gorgeous!
Hey watch you
mouth boy!
By the way if you are looking
for underwear, we don‛t have your
hippopotamus size here.
Try other shops
I sure
am to her…
Not like you….
Oh my…
What is that?
Please don‛t
come closer to before
I misbehave.
5 minutes after.
Toilets
Wao, Gotta help my customer.
That‛s why I love this job, men
Robbers!
Everybody run!
Female customer calls Piccolo‛s girlfriend
The coast
is clear!
Honey it is
not what you
think.
Am….let me
explain.
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Useni And The Troublesome Neighbour
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Me, I tell you
many time dat your
fire smoke disturb
me well well.
See me see trouble!
Why you like quarrel
like you like sugar?
Why you cook
outside.
You don have kitchen
again?
Whot concern you
with my kitchen or where
I cook? Since when you become
kitchen police? Why you make
fight - fight like male cow?
Me, I tell you,
de smoke disturb
my sleep
Eeee today is smoke,
tomorrow my goat. Me, I not
surprise if you tell me next time
you don wan see my face
here again
Me, I don
have time for
long - long
story
Next week
You wan me
give my dog
TEN COMMANDMENT
not to bark again?
Me, I don say de
dog must not bark, but
me I don understand why it
bark -bark so late when
people sleep
Useni why your
dog bark - bark like mad
dog? Eeee me I don sleep
again in peacement
I mean…
Who do
sime - sime?
So me, I buy clock
for de dog en tell him
he must bark from 2 pm
till 6 pm?
Or you wan him
to start early en end early?
Which kind sime - sime
neighbour you be?
You!
Since my daughter come buy me dat telepon
you jealous me more dan Joseph broder.
Haba!
Who jealous you?
Which telephone?
Dat one you don even know how to use?
Yeye man!

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Upon dat you
jealous dat my daughter
marry.
Stupid neighbour!
Enemy of progress!
Which progress?
You call dat progress?
Because your daughter
marry?
Me. I don
wan talk to you.
You wicked more than anything.
I blame God who make
you my neighbour
At night. Useni is dreaming. He meets St Peter in heaven
Oga Peter,
please come.
What is that?
May I help you?
Me I wan
talk to your
Master
You don hear
well - well again?
Or you wan me buy hear
machine for you when
I come next?
You want
to talk to
my master?
If you want
to talk to master,
he is very busy
Busy?
Yes, and he…
I said he
is busy and...
Haba,
just tell him his
friend Useni is
here
I hear you.
Just tell him Useni,
the original Useni
proper wan talk
to him.
Haba why is
dat one hard?
Which kind stubborn
servant you be?
Gooooo!!
Just tell him it is me Useni.
There is no other pure and proper Useni.
Tell him the original Useni from kata kata.
Once he hear my name he come one time,
one time
But what is it?
What do you want to
discuss with him?
But…
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Haba,
why you wan know
everything?
But master
might want to know
what is all about.
So can you
tell me?
I trust you?
You know you servant
always open your mouth
en talk - talk like
talking drum
Dis is between
two friends, Useni en
your master.
I promise
I will not tell
others
Promise!
I should ask
him why he created your
neighbour? What type of
question is that?
You sure?
Ok. Go en ask
your master why
he create my
neighbour
Maybe
I should first start
by asking him why
he created you
You see why
I don trust you!
You sure you not saboteur?
Useni, others
are waiting. What shall
I tell my Master?
Me, Useni,
I am not trying to tell your
Master who to create oh, but
me I don understand why he
waste time en create dat my wicked
neighbour instead of oder
good - good people
which one
is Mmm?
Mmm..
But…..
Before
you talk “But“ ”But”
like politician, me
I ask you :
Dat one good?
Dat you master
waste time create dat
wicked neighbour
Everybody
has their good
and bad sides,
moreover.....
What?
Heeee Useni
hear Oga Peter talk!
Good side? My neighbour?
You still remember dat wicked
neighbour? Good sides?
No one is
a saint, we…..
Me Useni, I don
wan him as my neighbour
again. Haba I ask too much?
Or you think I come here
ask for money?
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Dat man
bad - bad full
everywhere.

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Whot kind
servant you be?
Why you don wan talk
to your master?
There is
nothing Master can
do about it.
Useni maybe
I start with you.
Your daughter also
complained that
you nag too much
My daughter?
You mind dat yeye
woman?
I tell you dat my
daughter foolish more than sheep!
Since she marry, de stupid husband
brainwash her too plenty till she
call him her family
instead of me.
Foolish woman.
Ahaa, she also complain to
you dat she make raw - raw
green grass she call
saladi for de vader?
I just told
you what she said
Eeee, I tell you
Oga peter, my stomach run
riot in diarrhea after dat
goat food saladi
Upon dat she even
wan me to go toilet
inside house. I say inside house
proper!! You still wan listen
to dat my yeye daughter?
I am still confused.
How can I help you?
You seem to have many …
So we
start from?
My wicked
neighbour!
Yes,
many - many
problem
What do you
want my master
to do?
Me I wan one
simple question
for you?
Ask your Oga
whether dat neighbour
he create good?
Well, Well
Go ahead
Which one
is well - well?
Why you talk like
politician Oga Peter?
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What exactly
do you want
me to do?
Ask your Oga
why he don wan use de
time he waste for dat wicked
neighbour en create
better - better person.
Ok. Will
do so….
Wait a second.
Your neighbour
is here!
Whot!!
Dat wicked man?
Eeee why dat one
fellow – fellow
me like fly?
He complains
that you opened your
gate and that your
goats have eaten
up his yams
Wakes up from the dream
Stupid
man!
Me I cut de ear of dat
your goat en hang it on tree.
After that, me I go after you!
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