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2013 EDITION Vol.1 Issue 04 DIGITAL

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Useni And The Troublesome Neighbour<br />

www.katakata.org<br />

Me, I tell you<br />

many time dat your<br />

fire smoke disturb<br />

me well well.<br />

See me see trouble!<br />

Why you like quarrel<br />

like you like sugar?<br />

Why you cook<br />

outside.<br />

You don have kitchen<br />

again?<br />

Whot concern you<br />

with my kitchen or where<br />

I cook? Since when you become<br />

kitchen police? Why you make<br />

fight - fight like male cow?<br />

Me, I tell you,<br />

de smoke disturb<br />

my sleep<br />

Eeee today is smoke,<br />

tomorrow my goat. Me, I not<br />

surprise if you tell me next time<br />

you don wan see my face<br />

here again<br />

Me, I don<br />

have time for<br />

long - long<br />

story<br />

Next week<br />

You wan me<br />

give my dog<br />

TEN COMMANDMENT<br />

not to bark again?<br />

Me, I don say de<br />

dog must not bark, but<br />

me I don understand why it<br />

bark -bark so late when<br />

people sleep<br />

Useni why your<br />

dog bark - bark like mad<br />

dog? Eeee me I don sleep<br />

again in peacement<br />

I mean…<br />

Who do<br />

sime - sime?<br />

So me, I buy clock<br />

for de dog en tell him<br />

he must bark from 2 pm<br />

till 6 pm?<br />

Or you wan him<br />

to start early en end early?<br />

Which kind sime - sime<br />

neighbour you be?<br />

You!<br />

Since my daughter come buy me dat telepon<br />

you jealous me more dan Joseph broder.<br />

Haba!<br />

Who jealous you?<br />

Which telephone?<br />

Dat one you don even know how to use?<br />

Yeye man!

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