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Useni And The Troublesome Neighbour<br />
www.katakata.org<br />
Me, I tell you<br />
many time dat your<br />
fire smoke disturb<br />
me well well.<br />
See me see trouble!<br />
Why you like quarrel<br />
like you like sugar?<br />
Why you cook<br />
outside.<br />
You don have kitchen<br />
again?<br />
Whot concern you<br />
with my kitchen or where<br />
I cook? Since when you become<br />
kitchen police? Why you make<br />
fight - fight like male cow?<br />
Me, I tell you,<br />
de smoke disturb<br />
my sleep<br />
Eeee today is smoke,<br />
tomorrow my goat. Me, I not<br />
surprise if you tell me next time<br />
you don wan see my face<br />
here again<br />
Me, I don<br />
have time for<br />
long - long<br />
story<br />
Next week<br />
You wan me<br />
give my dog<br />
TEN COMMANDMENT<br />
not to bark again?<br />
Me, I don say de<br />
dog must not bark, but<br />
me I don understand why it<br />
bark -bark so late when<br />
people sleep<br />
Useni why your<br />
dog bark - bark like mad<br />
dog? Eeee me I don sleep<br />
again in peacement<br />
I mean…<br />
Who do<br />
sime - sime?<br />
So me, I buy clock<br />
for de dog en tell him<br />
he must bark from 2 pm<br />
till 6 pm?<br />
Or you wan him<br />
to start early en end early?<br />
Which kind sime - sime<br />
neighbour you be?<br />
You!<br />
Since my daughter come buy me dat telepon<br />
you jealous me more dan Joseph broder.<br />
Haba!<br />
Who jealous you?<br />
Which telephone?<br />
Dat one you don even know how to use?<br />
Yeye man!