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Japan?<br />

Agama, tell yourself you<br />

have not heard well!<br />

Anyway, I hope he is coming<br />

here to establish a Toyota<br />

or Samsung plant in this<br />

compound<br />

Ahaa, me I know that one with<br />

sleeping eyes. Is it not the one<br />

that was eating your lips the<br />

last time?<br />

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eating her lips?<br />

What type of animalistic<br />

goat behaviour is that?<br />

He doesn‛t know where<br />

a restaurant or even grass<br />

is if he has chosen<br />

to be a goat?<br />

You put sugar in your lips or<br />

is he a pollinator bee?<br />

What type of cross – pollination<br />

lip – licking is that?<br />

Eeee, papa that one<br />

eat lip like no man<br />

business, and….<br />

Agama, hold yourself before<br />

you cause some murderous<br />

earthquake in your family!!<br />

1 week later. Daughter comes home with the<br />

Japanese friend<br />

Welcome my dear<br />

Welcome<br />

He has leprosy or is his hand an<br />

essential commodity? Why this bow – bow<br />

neck elongation without hand shake?<br />

Or is his hand on strike?<br />

Papa it‛s<br />

their custom<br />

And tell him it is my custom to shake hands.<br />

Don‛t forget to remind him he‛s at Agama‛s house,<br />

not at Ochibuzi family in Hiroshima.<br />

What is that the surname again?<br />

It is their<br />

custom and…<br />

Which customs – customs<br />

gospel is this?<br />

Why didn‛t your father allow me<br />

to keep my village customs<br />

when I came to marry you?<br />

Oya, tell your friend to come<br />

and sit down or their customs<br />

forbid that too?<br />

Don't forget all the<br />

dowry he demanded<br />

from me!<br />

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