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<strong>PhotoStatic</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong> Nº37 P R O D U C T I O N ,<br />
Overlooked Classics<br />
by Brad Goins<br />
Review #4. Orgy Machine. (No date or director; 1976?)<br />
Starring John Holmes.<br />
Try to imagine a film in which the silliest and most insubstantial<br />
elements of 70s culture are presented with no<br />
attention to a broader social context, or to any organizing<br />
principle whatsoever. Try to imagine a 70s disco porn remake<br />
of Godard’s Two or Three Things I Know About Her<br />
shot entirely in one weekend. If you can imagine these<br />
things; you should be able to appreciate this review of Orgy<br />
Machine.<br />
The sophisticated JANUS FILMS logo and Renaissance<br />
trumpet voluntary that begin this film are more appropriate<br />
for a documentary narrated by Allistair Cooke than a<br />
porn film. How surprised we are when the high art of the<br />
opening seconds is obliterated by the sudden appearance<br />
of a rudimentary computer-generated credit:<br />
John C. Holmes in ORGY MACHINE.<br />
Suddenly Holmes is before us, struggling to maintain<br />
his balance while he roller skates. We are more than a little<br />
confused by the baroque organ sonata that plays in the<br />
background. But when the organ sonata segues into a disco<br />
riff, everything becomes clear, and we realize (with joy)<br />
that this film will be irrevocably kitsch for its duration.<br />
And thus we are not greatly surprised by the appearance<br />
of a woman in a one-piece hot pants outfit, knee-high athletic<br />
socks, and Farrah Fawcett do, skating along with a<br />
bikini-clad friend.<br />
“There’s a difference,” says one woman to the other,<br />
“between roller derby and roller disco.” And we know she<br />
is right.<br />
There follows a woman-on-woman shower scene, one<br />
of the many facile mid-70s attempts to imitate the success<br />
of Georgina Spelvin and friend in this porn motif. It’s a<br />
long scene, with dialogue that is continually drowned out<br />
by the sound of splashing water, and features a lingering<br />
fuzzy close-up of the bottom of a foot.<br />
After the shower, when one of the women informs her<br />
friend that—against all odds—Holmes is state roller skating<br />
champ, the news is marked by a return of the Renais-<br />
1376 A U G U S T