Surrey Homes | SH46 | August 2018 | Wedding supplement inside
The lifestyle magazine for Surrey - Inspirational Interiors, Fabulous Fashion, Delicious Dishes
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Jane Howard’s<br />
Fables from<br />
the Farm<br />
Why cows win the farm animal popularity<br />
contest – and sheep most definitely do not<br />
Among those of us old enough to remember, Coopers<br />
Farm has often been likened to an i-spy Book of The<br />
Farm. These tiny pocket books were the pre-digital<br />
way of keeping children entertained. Each one was dedicated<br />
to a different topic like The Seaside, Birds, Cars or even<br />
Motorways (a novelty way back then), each page illustrated<br />
with objects you had to look out for and then tick off.<br />
Once completed, and I never knew anyone who ever did,<br />
you could send them back to the publisher – Big Chief I<br />
Spy - and look forward to receiving a magnificent prize such<br />
as a pencil or a badge. Those were the days!<br />
Fact is over the past 20 years we have managed to collect,<br />
or at some point tried our hand at, most of the farm animals<br />
that would have featured in one of these books – cows, pigs,<br />
sheep, goats, chickens, turkeys, guinea fowl – and many of<br />
them are still here. Though some are most definitely not.<br />
The goats were the worst, escaping, eating the roses,<br />
making a racket and generally getting in the way. They only<br />
lasted a few weeks but sheep come a close second in my<br />
“more effort than their worth” opinion, but<br />
it’s OK because they’re Adrian’s sheep and my<br />
cows, so it’s not my problem.<br />
When we first came to Coopers we had<br />
almost no farm knowledge, Adrian decided to<br />
sign up for an NVQ in agriculture at Hadlow<br />
College. While there he was taken under the<br />
wing of a very experienced shepherd who<br />
turned up at the farm one day with five ewes<br />
and a ram having rightly decided that being taught in a<br />
classroom is only half the job, getting stuck in is far more<br />
important. The die was cast, the flock was installed so, as<br />
you do, I went and bought six cows.<br />
“Sheep shearing<br />
can be a very<br />
competitive<br />
business”<br />
But here’s the thing. Once the cows are turned out in the<br />
fields in the spring, apart from checking on them every day<br />
it’s a pretty carefree summer. The shepherd’s work however<br />
is never quite done.<br />
As someone famously said there are two things sheep like<br />
doing, one is escaping and one is dying and if they can die<br />
escaping then that is true happiness.<br />
All summer they have to be regularly wormed, have jabs<br />
to stop diseases, their feet trimmed and be<br />
sprayed with noxious chemicals to prevent fly<br />
strike, a ghastly Hammer House of Horror<br />
condition where bluebottle flies lay their eggs<br />
in the wool and if undetected the maggots<br />
burrow into the sheep’s skin and literally<br />
devour the poor animal.<br />
This is less of a problem once they’ve been<br />
shorn but that too is a major undertaking –<br />
and, rather like a hot dog eating competition, can be a very<br />
competitive business.<br />
Matt Smith, a farmer from Cornwall can shear a sheep in<br />
44 seconds and recently broke a world record by shearing<br />
731 ewes in nine hours!<br />
In his heyday, Adrian could manage about 15 sheep a<br />
week, not quite a match for Matt who by my calculations<br />
would whizz through our 80 in under an hour, but these<br />
days we employ the services of the much younger James.<br />
But it still takes the two of them all day to get them in,<br />
shear them, swap the combs and cutters, make endless cups<br />
of tea and ‘wind’ the fleeces into big wool sacks.<br />
Over in the cattle department I will spend my summer<br />
wandering gently through the meadows watching my brown<br />
cows just grow sleeker and glossier.<br />
I rest my case.<br />
Follow Jane Howard – and the farm – on Instagram @coopersfarm<br />
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