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Coming Back From Ladies Night<br />
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the<br />
girls." I told my husband that I would be home by<br />
midnight. "I promise!"<br />
By Betty R<br />
HUMOUR<br />
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way<br />
too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed home. Just<br />
as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up<br />
and cuckooed three times.<br />
Quickly realising my husband would probably wake up, I<br />
cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself<br />
for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, even after<br />
drinking so much.<br />
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got<br />
in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all.<br />
Whew! I got away with that one!<br />
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock..."<br />
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock<br />
cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4<br />
more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,<br />
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the<br />
cat".<br />
Credit: Betty R<br />
Urban Jungle opens new store in Valletta<br />
Urban Jungle, Malta’s home-grown and now<br />
international brand has opened a new store in Malta’s<br />
capital, Valletta.<br />
The store, located in Merchants Street, stocks the<br />
recent trends in sneakers and street fashion. Sports<br />
and Streetwear fashion has in recent years gained<br />
new grounds as individuals from various age-groups<br />
and social backgrounds have taken on this trend all<br />
over the world.<br />
Urban Jungle, which is now present in 29 locations<br />
around Europe and North Africa, seeks to offer its<br />
customers the latest and greatest products from the<br />
top sports brands which include NIKE, Converse,<br />
Vans, Timberland, New Era, as well as other exclusives<br />
relevant to sneaker culture, available from time-totime.<br />
UJ also offers the latest in street fashion apparel<br />
from NY, LA and Tokyo, together with the coolest<br />
accessories and gadgets. With new product arrivals<br />
every week, Urban Jungle is the shopping destination<br />
for street culture trends. <strong>ST</strong><br />
Urban Jungle is represented by Hudson Group.<br />
Credit: Hudson Group<br />
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