Here & Now Issue 34 | July 2019
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THE WORTHING BYPASS<br />
This column will not change<br />
your viewing habits<br />
When it comes to querying ethics,<br />
lifestyle choice and moral judgement,<br />
the question from Andrew Marr and<br />
his ilk to the multitude of jostling<br />
Conservative Party candidates should<br />
not have been, have you ever taken<br />
drugs?<br />
A far better line of enquiry to ascertain a person’s moral<br />
probity and intellectual rigour would have been to pose the<br />
far more pointed question, did you go for VHS or betamax?<br />
It is of course, a trick question. In spite of the subsequent<br />
propaganda that would suggest that anyone who opted for<br />
betamax was an unsuspecting idiot, the reality is that VHS<br />
was in fact the inferior technological offering at the time.<br />
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The myth in my family was that the old man was a<br />
technophobe and therefore chose the wrong package. Truth<br />
be told, I advised him on the superiority of the lesser known<br />
and soon-to-be-extinct alternative. It would not be the last<br />
time I screwed up, as he would happily remind me.<br />
The reason for seeking to redress the balance is that we<br />
are caught in a maelstrom of competing choices that seem<br />
to extract a polarity response from those in disagreement.<br />
It would appear that the collateral damage of Brexit has<br />
rendered us unfit to compromise on anything: it’s Netflix<br />
or 4DX, Amazon Prime versus the multiplex and Game of<br />
Thrones versus Shakespeare in the Park. Like a party full of<br />
pot smoking Tories, it’s all terribly irrelevant.<br />
I’m pro-choice. On everything. When Interstellar came out I<br />
had to watch it on IMAX. Same with A Quiet Place. You just<br />
have to watch that on the big screen in a packed cinema<br />
with the usual popcorn and pop-guzzling masses terrified to<br />
make a sound. The latest episode of Veep, on the other hand,<br />
will lighten a packed train journey to the big smoke whilst<br />
watching on your iPhone. Then there are the local delights.<br />
A trip to the Connaught or the Dome is worth its weight in<br />
gold to watch Aladdin with the kids (even if it wasn’t as good<br />
as the original). Takes me back to when the old man took me<br />
to watch my first ever film at the local picture house, with<br />
Christopher Reeve’s Superman blowing my tiny mind in a way<br />
that cocaine could never quite match. Or so I imagine.<br />
News of the return of outdoor cinema to Worthing saw my<br />
rose-tinted vista radiate a rainbow symphony and filled my<br />
heart with celestial joy by harking back to an age that never<br />
actually existed in this country. It’s what we at the Bypass<br />
call an alternative. Something different to the norm. An<br />
opportunity to bypass the mundane.<br />
The days of the bi-polar two-party system are happily coming<br />
to a close. It no longer has to be either/or. You can have<br />
everything. It would be beyond silly to open a multiplex in<br />
Worthing as it would destroy the ornate picture houses,<br />
but that doesn’t stop you from travelling to neighbouring<br />
shires for big screen IMAX blockbusters whilst savouring the<br />
historic shrines on your doorstep.<br />
Let’s not fall off the cliff-edge with betamax thinking, but<br />
engage with every device at our disposal, toking on all the<br />
while, if that’s to your fancy. I can only imagine. n<br />
The Ubiquitous Hack<br />
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