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Britain<br />
A RIGHT OLD EXCUSE<br />
An engaged couple says<br />
their wedding plans have been<br />
scuppered by changes to next<br />
year’s early May bank holiday<br />
in the UK, but I just don´t get<br />
the logic of their argument.<br />
May Day is traditionally held<br />
on the first Monday of May but<br />
has been put back to Friday,<br />
May 8th to commemorate the<br />
75th anniversary of VE Day.<br />
But the problem is that Simon<br />
Aherne and Anna Cousins,<br />
from Cardiff, claim that their<br />
guests will not be able to attend<br />
the ceremony on Sunday, May<br />
3rd in Gloucestershire, because<br />
of the “lack of notice”.“Most<br />
of our family are teachers or in<br />
the entertainment business so<br />
the bank holiday worked out<br />
perfectly for us,” Mr Aherne<br />
said. He explained that while<br />
they respected the wish to mark<br />
the VE Day anniversary, as both<br />
their families have a history of<br />
military service, they questioned<br />
the lack of warning. Mr Aherne<br />
added: “We have invited more<br />
than 100 people, but it looks like<br />
we might barely get 20 now.<br />
HUNT´ S THE NAME<br />
Why is it such a problem for UK that you can make the four-letter<br />
broadcasters to properly enunciate Tory slip(because of past mistakes from<br />
leadership candidate, Jeremy Hunt´s other broadcasters), and because of your<br />
surname? There seems to be a stream brain cells processing that concern, you<br />
of such incidents lately, which can only actually do it yourself, or perhaps trip<br />
suggest that their minds may just be on up or hesitate before saying his name.<br />
other things, yet it isn´t just blokes that Or is it a sign of the pressured times<br />
seem to make a right Hunt of it. and everything being available on an<br />
Even the superb Victoria Derbyshire instant recording to be posted on social<br />
made the blunder on her BBC TV show media? I don´t remember slip ups in the<br />
this week and have been in a similar past over James the F1 driver; Gareth<br />
position myself behind the microphone, the actor; or Rex, the Falkland Island<br />
I can understand where this is coming governor. Perhaps Jeremy just ought to<br />
from. Namely, your mind gets obsessed change his name to Hunter!<br />
FRIday 14th June 2019<br />
LOADS OF<br />
MONEY<br />
37<br />
It was the stuff of dreams Unfortunately, commuters<br />
the other day at a London tube were unable to join in the<br />
station, as commuters spotted bonanza, as a guard spotted<br />
a cash machine that decided the malfunctioning ATM and<br />
to fire out £20 notes like a protected the customer while<br />
machine gun. Bond Street he gathered his money.<br />
station was the scene for the The machine was designed<br />
ATM spraying money like by Bitcoin Technologies, who<br />
it was going out of fashion said that despite the fact that<br />
after a customer requested a the ATM should have coped<br />
large sum of money and it was with handing out a large<br />
unable to handle the order. amount of money, a larger<br />
The man collecting the cash and redesigned “presenter” of<br />
was so overwhelmed he started notes would be a good idea.<br />
kicking the money towards Why the customer wanted<br />
a duffel bag that was already such a large withdrawal. Is<br />
filled with notes.<br />
another story!
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