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WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO...<br />
by Scott Mandel<br />
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO forget you're a civilized person, and take the<br />
manufacturers of Israeli telephones, washers, dryers, etc., and...?<br />
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO know why on earth there couldn't be normal pay<br />
phones here, that take real money?<br />
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO one day, put your Israeli money to good use--and<br />
play a game of monopoly with it?<br />
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO stop being referred to as a tourist?<br />
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO put all bureaucrats through the same hassles<br />
that you're put through--every time they want to receive their nay?<br />
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO put all bureaucrats who refused to speak English<br />
to you into a foreign country--and watch them try to find a W.C.?<br />
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO get mail regularly--like everv day?<br />
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO have the Israeli girls chase after the American<br />
guys the way the Israeli guys chase after the American girls?<br />
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO see someone discover a D.I.B. repellent?<br />
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO send out for a pizza?<br />
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO go home and find 147 ways to disguise hamburger<br />
like the Israelis have found 147 ways to disguise chicken?<br />
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO go back to the time when you didn't .know what an<br />
eggplant was?<br />
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO have your family and friends back home be here—<br />
so that there would be no reason for us to leave?<br />
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