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THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS<br />
While on a recent archeological dig3 I discovered the lost chapter 51 of Genesis<br />
In the beginning 3 after God. had finished His first week of creation and had finally<br />
rested on Shabbat3 He set about to work on His second week. And the world was full and<br />
lively from His first week's work and the Lord foresaw Man multiplying throughout the<br />
world. And the Lord said3<br />
"Let there be a reason for Man to come and stay awhile in<br />
Ha'aretz. Let it also constitute a break from his education." So the Lord3 God3 created<br />
the Hebrew University One-Year Program. And G o d looked at it and put in the brochure that<br />
it was good. A n d it was evening and it was morning3 a first day.<br />
And God said3 "Let there be an organization to help Man in struggle to enter the O.Y.P.<br />
And let this organization fully orient Man into the WQrkings of the Ha'aretz society."<br />
So the Lord created the American and Canadian Friends of the Hebrew University. And the<br />
Lord saw that it was beseder. And it would have been evening and then morning3 a second<br />
day.<br />
And the Lord said3<br />
"Let me create a temporary housing for the many men who will come.<br />
And let it be used for only three years. " And God named it the Elef. And He looked at it<br />
and immediately made plans for transferring to Resnick. And it was evening and it was<br />
morning3 and there still was no hot water for the third day.<br />
And the Lord said3 "Let there be bureaucracy3 so that Man will not have idle time3<br />
and will use his free time constructively3 standing in lines. And let it flourish around<br />
the land." So the Lord3 God3 made bureaucracy and the pakid to go with'it. And the Lord<br />
saw that it was kacha-kacha. And the evening and the morning were held up in red tape<br />
for the fourth day.<br />
And the Lord said3 "Let there be'asimonim'so that Man can further occupy his time<br />
looking for them in order to make a phone call. And let it be a further test of his<br />
patience that after he shall find the required amount of 'asimonim' that he shall have to<br />
find a phone that works." And God saw that it was 'eh'. And the evening and the morning<br />
were out of order for the fifth day.<br />
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And the Lord said3 "I have been chauvinistic in my refemces to only Man. Therefore3<br />
I will create something only for Woman; to glorify her3 and never leave her unattended<br />
in Ha'aretz." So the Lord created 'pushtackim' to always be by Woman in Ha'aretz. And-the<br />
Lord looked at them and decided that enough's enough and He went to vacation in Greece<br />
for a few weeks. And it was evening and morning3 another day.<br />
Scott Mandel