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DAD JOKES
jokes from our favorite punners!
laugh or groan,
you still love them!
Today, my son asked “Can I have a book
mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years
old and he still doesn’t know my name
is Brian.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I
have no sense of direction. So I packed
up my stuff and right.
Did you know the first French fries
weren’t actually cooked in France? They
were cooked in Greece.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap
time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from
Amazon. I’ll let you know...
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with,
but I was tripping all day!
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I’m not going to spread it!
Did you hear about the circus? It was in
tents!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because
they use a honeycomb.
I once had a dream I was floating in an
ocean of orange soda. It was more of a
fanta sea.
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