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Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> • <strong>Edition</strong> <strong>Five</strong><br />
When Charlie Met Her Maker<br />
Words by Milly Downing<br />
Milly is on the Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> editorial board and was subject to the same impartial<br />
editing procedures as any other author.<br />
Exactly three months before her mother’s fiftieth birthday Charlie got<br />
an itch. It was in her ‘Unmentionables’ as her mother would call it,<br />
her ‘Special Lady Parts.’ Despite this, she kept a straight face browsing<br />
the dinner-for-one aisle at the supermarket. Her crotch stung, oozing<br />
something hot. Most would’ve applauded her composure as she stood<br />
between the Chicken Noodle Soup and the 99% Fat-Free Lima Bean. She<br />
stuck a hand down there, scratching and pulling. A young man scuttled<br />
out of the isle, basket empty, blushing. Her finger came out burning and<br />
topped with goo, a plump and sickly worm.<br />
Her mother justified this behaviour by saying things like she was just an<br />
extrovert, so full of confidence! Just like her father, takes after his side. She<br />
struggled to prove this the older Charlie got, and now at twenty, she was<br />
well beyond her mother’s capabilities to lie.<br />
Charlie inspected her hot finger topped with sharp, sour slime. It wasn’t<br />
until she got home, heavy with tin cans and discount shampoo, that she<br />
was grinding her thighs together, totally incapable of satisfying it.<br />
Three days before her mother’s fiftieth birthday Charlie’s doctor<br />
explained: it’s chronic. Charlie waited suspended, legs spread and hot<br />
between, drying out under the white lights. There’s nothing I can do,<br />
he said. Get an ice pack. Take a bath. Avoid tight clothes and don’t put<br />
anything inside you. He spoke between her legs, addressing her crotch.<br />
Charlie shoved her baggy pants back up, pushing his head away.<br />
Back at home she continued burning. She got on her bed: legs locked,<br />
head in pillows, breathing hard, not daring to touch. This became her<br />
morning routine. Her roommates, all male, all bloated from excessive<br />
video games and beers, began their days with quick showers and group<br />
breakfasts. Charlie, unable to sit down long enough to eat a meal, accepted<br />
beers only to go to her room and slither them down into her undies. She<br />
could hear it searing against her hot flesh way down there, like it was<br />
crying. Charlie cried too - not that her roommates heard, not that she’d<br />
let them hear.<br />
It was on the day of her mother’s fiftieth birthday that Charlie saw her<br />
again, the first time in a number of years. Charlie had conveniently<br />
forgotten to buy a present, and her mother predicting this, secured<br />
Charlie’s attendance to her girls-only birthday brunch. By design the cafe<br />
was deep in her mother’s territory. Charlie had rocked up in her usual<br />
manner: late, braless and itching. Her mother clapped her hands together<br />
at Charlie’s arrival, wound up in a tight, borderline age-appropriate shirt,<br />
surrounded by a gaggle of shaved legs and whitened teeth. Charlie gave a<br />
pained smile. At least she didn’t look like that.<br />
She sat. Her crotch sizzled on contact. Charlie inhaled briskly. She leant<br />
on the table, her mother simultaneously leaning in too.<br />
“Charlie,” her mother whispered. She smelt like a clown: make-up,<br />
powdered sugar, and something fakely floral.<br />
“Mum,” Charlie seethed and clenched her hole.<br />
“I thought you’d wear a dress? Your tiny waist…”<br />
“What about it?”<br />
“Well, it’s just I remember when I had a waist like yours,” she said<br />
rationally. “Right, ladies?” Her mother called across the table; the girls<br />
cackled, a chorus of breathless agreement. Charlie’s hole quivered as if<br />
squealing.<br />
The waiter approached, and a woman in Lycra and dangly earrings<br />
ordered the smashed avocado, extra buttery mushrooms. The woman<br />
after, with long, whip-like lashes ordered an egg white omelette, no butter.<br />
She was on a diet. Eyes darted between orders. Oh, you’re getting that?<br />
Lycra blushed. The next ordered corn fritters, and hold the toast. Tart<br />
with salad. When it got to Charlie something sharp and deep burst inside<br />
her hole, deeper than she knew it could go.<br />
“So, I hear you’re living with a boy?” Cooed Lycra. Her cheeks were still<br />
bloated and blotchy. Charlie smiled resentfully, twisting in her seat.<br />
“No,” she swallowed, clenching her jaw and clamping her hands between<br />
her thighs. “Boys. I live with three of them.”<br />
“Oh?” Lycra frowned, earrings drooping with her drawn-on eyebrows.<br />
“How do you live with so many men? Must be exhausting!”<br />
The ladies laughed. Charlie grunted, shivering at her thighs, unable to<br />
answer. Where was the food? She poked a finger inside her pants under the<br />
table. She was shaking. Should she go to the bathroom? Her mother was<br />
laughing; tossing what little hair she had left, exposing some missed greys.<br />
Who was she even trying to impress? Charlie wriggled her pinkie over the<br />
fabric of her undies. It was sweaty. She thrust a little deeper. Just an itch.<br />
Just a little itch. Lycra was smiling again at Charlie, an excruciating smear<br />
of lipstick on her teeth. She stared at her. She shoved her finger further.<br />
Past the fabric. Was she saying something? She was bloated. Hot. She<br />
smeared her finger across her hole, and screamed. She whipped her hands<br />
out of her pants. The ladies squawked, cutlery clattering.<br />
“What’s wrong?” Her mother demanded, staring her up and down.<br />
“Charlie? What are you trying to do?”<br />
Charlie held up her pinkie finger, wet and red. A deep bite mark was sunk<br />
into the tip.<br />
“She bit me!” Charlie hissed towards her crotch.<br />
“Oh please, don’t be so dramatic.”<br />
“Dramatic?” Charlie spluttered.<br />
“I told you I wanted a girls-only brunch, and it’s only fair that I asked<br />
her along.”<br />
“Yeah, Charlie,” her pussy chimed in, smoothing down her labia as she<br />
settled on the seat opposite. “She invited me months ago, I kept trying to<br />
tell you. I swear you’re just like a man, never listening.”<br />
The girls all laughed in unison. Charlie stared in disbelief. Her pussy rolled<br />
her eyes, flesh rising and falling. She smelt tangy and warm; it felt familiar<br />
to Charlie, but too distant to really recall how. Charlie continued to stare.<br />
She’d stopped itching.<br />
“Why are you all laughing? Why did you even invite me if you were just<br />
going to ask her instead?”<br />
“Charlie, honey,” her mother began.<br />
“We all thought it would just be easier,” her pussy interrupted. “Now you<br />
can go home, you don’t need to hang out with us.”<br />
Charlie opened her mouth, and then closed it. She looked at Lycra, who<br />
looked away, and then to her mother, staring off to the side of the table.<br />
Finally she stared at her pussy, comfortably rearranging her cutlery on the<br />
napkin. Charlie stood and left without protest, finally not like other girls.<br />
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