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Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong><br />

MoNASH UNIVERSITY STooDENT MAGAZINE - CLAYToN<br />

ISSUE FIVE - <strong>2015</strong>


COLLEGE WAY<br />

ONE WAY<br />

Designated smoking points<br />

56<br />

Clayton campus<br />

NORMANBY ROAD<br />

HOWLEYS ROAD<br />

101<br />

9<br />

NORMANBY ROAD<br />

GARDINER ROAD<br />

CSIRO<br />

CSIRO<br />

CSIRO<br />

SCENIC BOULEVARD<br />

6<br />

8<br />

63<br />

61<br />

8<br />

62<br />

60<br />

58<br />

56<br />

680<br />

700<br />

MARTIN ST<br />

710<br />

E<br />

RESEARCH WAY<br />

ALLIANCE LANE<br />

WOODSIDE AVENUE<br />

BEDDOE AVE<br />

COLLEGE WALK<br />

SPORTS WALK<br />

CHANCELLORS WALK<br />

BEDDOE AVE<br />

RA IMPARO WAY<br />

60<br />

62<br />

BOUNDARY ROAD BOUNDARY ROAD<br />

4<br />

3<br />

4<br />

5<br />

3<br />

15<br />

7<br />

19<br />

INNOVATION WALK<br />

23<br />

5<br />

39<br />

2<br />

5<br />

4<br />

10<br />

12<br />

INNOVATION WALK<br />

10<br />

18<br />

26<br />

Multi-level<br />

15<br />

28<br />

9<br />

Green<br />

Chemical<br />

Futures<br />

23<br />

15<br />

17<br />

21<br />

25<br />

11<br />

11<br />

13<br />

19<br />

CHANCELLORS WALK<br />

10<br />

9<br />

38<br />

10<br />

10<br />

37<br />

12<br />

49<br />

5<br />

39<br />

27<br />

35<br />

43<br />

ANCORA IMPARO WAY<br />

14<br />

20<br />

14<br />

Hargrave-<br />

Andrew<br />

Library<br />

14<br />

20<br />

16<br />

22<br />

13<br />

15<br />

22<br />

17<br />

16<br />

17<br />

16 18<br />

19 21<br />

17<br />

SPORTS WALK<br />

Menzies Building<br />

20<br />

Law<br />

Library<br />

15<br />

6 21<br />

23<br />

20<br />

25<br />

22<br />

48<br />

32<br />

Religious<br />

Centre<br />

CHANCELLORS WALK CHANCELLORS WALK<br />

20<br />

24<br />

22<br />

Mannix<br />

College<br />

21<br />

21<br />

26<br />

28<br />

EXHIBITION WALK<br />

21<br />

23<br />

38<br />

30<br />

40<br />

EXHIBITION WALK<br />

Matheson<br />

Library<br />

13<br />

Robert<br />

Blackwood<br />

Hall<br />

49<br />

55<br />

46 55<br />

44<br />

INNOVATION WALK RAINFOREST WALK EXHIBITION WALK SCENIC BOULEVARD<br />

2<br />

RAINFOREST WALK<br />

RESEARCH WAY<br />

New Horizons<br />

RAINFOREST WALK<br />

3<br />

BOILER HOUSE ROAD<br />

Campus<br />

Centre<br />

ALLIANCE LANE<br />

COLLEGE WALK<br />

1<br />

29<br />

34<br />

36<br />

27<br />

WELLINGTON ROAD<br />

10<br />

1<br />

RESEARCH WAY<br />

21<br />

7<br />

57<br />

24<br />

26<br />

30<br />

59<br />

8<br />

37<br />

45<br />

28<br />

52<br />

64<br />

27<br />

17<br />

29<br />

SCENIC BOULEVARD<br />

42<br />

Tennis<br />

Doug Ellis<br />

Swimming<br />

Pool<br />

36<br />

Monash Sport<br />

ANCORA IMPARO WAY<br />

Hockey<br />

38<br />

54<br />

60<br />

62<br />

Frearson Oval<br />

52–70<br />

COLLEGE WALK<br />

44<br />

42<br />

Football / Cricket<br />

ANCORA IMPARO WAY<br />

Multi-level<br />

52<br />

Baseball<br />

52 54<br />

6 9<br />

Jock Marshall Reserve<br />

7<br />

Football<br />

Football<br />

BLACKBURN ROAD<br />

738<br />

770<br />

DUERDIN ST<br />

Australian<br />

Synchrotron<br />

Free parking<br />

151–195<br />

151<br />

1 30 Ancora Imparo Way<br />

*Next to car park S1<br />

4 At northern end of 15 Innovation Walk<br />

opposite the W2 carpark<br />

7 21 Alliance Lane carpark<br />

*Next to Building 70 carpark<br />

2 Bus loop next to Monash College 5 On Alliance Lane, between 2 Innovation Walk<br />

and 9 Rainforest Walk<br />

*Between multistorey carpark and Building 28<br />

3 22 – 27 Rainforest Walk<br />

*Between Buildings 15 and 20<br />

8 South side of 55 Scenic Boulevard<br />

*Next to Building 67 and Building 61 carpark<br />

6 Next to watertanks 9 Behind 710 Blackburn Road<br />

*Behind Building 202 (next to Building 3)<br />

15P-0650


15P-0650<br />

Cover artwork by Julia Chapman<br />

juliamchapman.com<br />

This illustration is based on Newton’s Apple<br />

Tree, located at the Clayton campus in the<br />

Kenneth Hunt Memorial Garden. This tree was<br />

a cutting from the original tree that inspired<br />

Sir Isaac Newton to formulate his ideas<br />

regarding motion and gravity.<br />

1<br />

Rather than depicting the tree and its history<br />

with the conventional image of an apple<br />

falling on Newton’s head, the artist has<br />

interpreted it in a unique way. It indicates the<br />

impact that Sir Isaac Newton’s theories had<br />

on human history.<br />

Photographs courtesy of Bill Molloy


Contents<br />

Editors<br />

Bill Molloy<br />

Claire Rowe<br />

Jarrod Verity<br />

Design<br />

Danielle Natividad<br />

Timothy Newport<br />

Politics<br />

Bree Guthrie<br />

Hareesh Makam<br />

Kirsti Weisz<br />

Tom Clelland<br />

Student Affairs<br />

Julia Pillai<br />

Kristin Robertson<br />

Rosie Boyle<br />

Science & Engineering<br />

Alisoun Townsend<br />

Kathy Zhang<br />

Arts & Culture<br />

Emily Neilsen<br />

Kelly Pigram<br />

Lisa Healy<br />

Photography<br />

Carina Florea<br />

© Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> <strong>2015</strong>, Monash University<br />

Clayton, Victoria<br />

As you read this paper you are on<br />

Aboriginal land. We at Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> recognise<br />

the Wurundjeri and Boon Wurrung peoples<br />

of the Kulin Nations as the historical and<br />

rightful owners and custodians of the lands<br />

and waters on which this newspaper is produced.<br />

The land was stolen and sovereignty<br />

was never ceded.<br />

Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> condemns and will not<br />

publish any material that is racist, sexist,<br />

queerphobic, ableist, or discriminatory in<br />

any nature. The views expressed herein are<br />

those of the attributed writers and do not<br />

necessarily reflect the views of the editors<br />

or the MSA. All writing and artwork remains<br />

the property of the producers and must<br />

not be reproduced without their written<br />

consent.<br />

Politics<br />

Student<br />

Affairs<br />

3<br />

Editorial<br />

4<br />

oB Reports<br />

8<br />

Same Sex Marriage<br />

10<br />

Depoliticise the Science<br />

11<br />

Politics and Climate<br />

Change<br />

12<br />

500 Word Challenge<br />

14<br />

The Nanny State: A<br />

Burden or a Benefit?<br />

16<br />

Why we need<br />

Bluestockings Week<br />

18<br />

The ‘How to’ of Honours<br />

19<br />

The Monash vs.<br />

Melbourne Debate<br />

20<br />

Stress now, work later<br />

21<br />

No Porn in the Library!<br />

22<br />

An open letter to ‘Desk<br />

Leavers’<br />

23<br />

What would happen if we<br />

Just Didn’t Pay Back our<br />

HECS?<br />

24<br />

New Semester’s<br />

Resolutions<br />

25<br />

Event Schedule<br />

Science &<br />

Engineering<br />

Arts &<br />

Culture<br />

28<br />

How to 3D Print Your<br />

Perfect Partner<br />

29<br />

Leaf Traits Explained<br />

30<br />

Puzzles<br />

31<br />

What’s Up Doc?<br />

32<br />

The Daily Grind<br />

33<br />

Prosthetics<br />

34<br />

Internships<br />

35<br />

Hand Sanitizer: Friend or<br />

Foe?<br />

38<br />

In a League of their own<br />

40<br />

Art in the Digital Space<br />

42<br />

Meeting Kyra Hannah<br />

43<br />

Post-Postmodern Porn?<br />

44<br />

Monash Dance<br />

46<br />

MUST Container Fest<br />

47<br />

Gig Guide<br />

48<br />

Art Showcase


EDIToRIAL 3<br />

Editorial<br />

London, Edinburgh, Paris, Prato... Clayton. The Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> team has<br />

been an intrepid bunch this break. While Claire bar hops across<br />

the UK, and our sub-editors have a well-earned holiday, Bill and<br />

Jarrod have been left to explore the character of Melbourne’s south<br />

east. Left to fend for themselves in this cold Melbourne winter,<br />

they have hidden themselves in the depths of the Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> office<br />

for the holiday period.<br />

We suspect that the rest of Australia must have also been in<br />

hibernation this winter; the puzzling Border Force Act which<br />

came into power, received relatively little scrutiny by the<br />

public and passed through parliament largely unscathed,<br />

with the only opposition coming from the Greens. Instead it<br />

seems most of us were focused on Zaky Mallah’s appearance<br />

on Q&A. The amendment to the Act, which came into power<br />

on July 1 could see immigration workers face two years in jail<br />

for disclosing ‘protected information.’ Protected information<br />

as defined in the legislation is that which ‘was obtained<br />

by the person in the person’s capacity as an entrusted<br />

person.’ Despite covering the swearing in of the Australian<br />

Border Force, the Channel 7 News July 1 bulletin failed to<br />

mention these new measures. The largest opposition to<br />

the legislation came in the form of an open letter signed by<br />

numerous immigration workers who raised concerns that<br />

‘if we witness child abuse in detention centres we can go to<br />

prison for attempting to advocate for them effectively.’ While<br />

Channel 10 News did make mention of these criticisms in its<br />

broadcast, it was ironically secondary to criticisms that Tony<br />

Abbott is using national security as a distraction to his other<br />

failings as Prime Minister.<br />

At least equal marriage received a healthy dose of<br />

attention from the public. If only the Liberals had turned up<br />

to parliament on June 1st then they might’ve also been able<br />

to give such attention to Bill Shorten’s proposed amendment<br />

to the Marriage Act. Given their absence from parliament we<br />

asked the Liberals if they had time to write an article for Lot’s<br />

<strong>Wife</strong>. Instead they responded with questions for us to answer.<br />

Their glorious leader had already made clear his distaste<br />

of ‘lynch mobs’ within the media on one of his monotonous<br />

rants in the party room. It was unclear if he was simply<br />

making a point, or if he was genuine in his call of arms to<br />

boycott all media outlets who hold opposition to the view<br />

that Australia is ‘the best team on earth.’<br />

This opposition to well-rounded debate and involvement<br />

of the community in discussions was echoed in the Prime<br />

Minister’s disinterest in representing his country’s views,<br />

but rather, insisting upon an entirely separate agenda. In<br />

the past, leaders of our country have held to their own views<br />

with great results, but what makes this instance so different<br />

is the stark contrast between Abbott’s views and those of the<br />

majority of the country. once viewed as a helpful neighbour,<br />

our reputation around oceania, Asia and the rest of the<br />

world has steadily declined over the past few years. While<br />

New Zealand and Australia were once were held side by side<br />

in the opinions of the rest of the world, we seem to have<br />

regressed, and our friends across the ditch strive to lead the<br />

world. Ten years ago, would we have imagined so soon that<br />

the campaign for marriage equality would have progressed<br />

further in conservative American states than in our own<br />

backyard?<br />

Another issue to keep your eye on is Monash University’s<br />

potential scrapping of the Berwick campus. Though little<br />

information has been released, the withdrawal of Monash’s<br />

name on Berwick could leave the students there being taught<br />

by non-Monash staff. It also would leave residents in the<br />

outer south east corridor with severely reduced education<br />

options.<br />

But don’t worry, after such displeasing news, Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong><br />

Issue 5 for <strong>2015</strong> has got you covered. We’ll more than make<br />

up for your embarrassment at our country’s current state.<br />

Though you won’t notice any change in quality, you may<br />

notice a bunch of unfamiliar names in this issue - 9, to be<br />

exact. over winter we opened up some opportunities to the<br />

newest members of our community and they responded with<br />

confidence and prowess. Seek out the newbies and give their<br />

articles a read, you won’t go unsatisfied. You’ll also notice<br />

a new stand in South 1, and recordings of articles will soon<br />

go online to allow you to be with Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> to us even when<br />

you’re eyes are busy. There is no escape. Hibernate with Lot’s<br />

<strong>Wife</strong>.


4<br />

OB REPORTS<br />

OB Reports<br />

President<br />

Sinead Colee<br />

Most of you wouldn’t realise, but every one of your elected<br />

student office bearers continues to work hard fighting for<br />

your rights and continuing to bring you necessary student<br />

services whether we are in or out of semester!<br />

Some of the things I am currently working on are seeing<br />

the university introduce emergency housing for students<br />

who find themselves in times of a need, seeing elected<br />

student representation re-introduced to university council,<br />

introducing a Laptop Library service in the John Medley<br />

Library, helping the university to address the parking<br />

situation on the Clayton campus and preparing and planning<br />

projects for Semester Two!<br />

I’ve also had the oppurtunity to attend both the Network<br />

of Women Students Australia conference and the National<br />

Union of Students’ Education Conference over the semester<br />

in which i gained some really valuable skills and have a lot of<br />

fresh ideas to bring back to the MSA!<br />

Hopefully I’ll see you around at the MSA Re-Orientation<br />

Festival or at the NUS National Day of Action that has been<br />

called for August 19th in response to the current government<br />

trying to re-introduce deregulation of university fees for the<br />

third time! Students have won the battle twice before and we<br />

can do it again!<br />

Ciao for now!<br />

Secretary<br />

Daniel King<br />

Report not submitted<br />

Treasurer<br />

Abby Stapleton<br />

Hi everyone, I hope you have all had a restful mid semester<br />

break. Over the course of the break i attended education<br />

conference which was held in Sydney for a week. The<br />

conference was organised by the national union of students<br />

and provide a multitude of skill building workshops. As<br />

well as attending ‘edcon’ I have organised budget catchups<br />

with all the MSA office bearers, aimed at making sure that<br />

everyone is on track with their expenditure for the year. I<br />

have also been busy planning for the second finance subcommittee<br />

meeting.<br />

Education (Academic Affairs)<br />

Amelia Veronese<br />

Hey everyone! :) I hope everyone had a fantastic break and are<br />

looking forward to Semester 2. Remember if there have been<br />

any issues with your results from Semester 1 you can contact<br />

MSA Student Rights and msa-studentrights@monash.edu<br />

In the break, I have been beginning to organize the MSA<br />

teaching awards night that will be held on Wednesday the<br />

18th of November. It’s a fantastic opportunity to recognize<br />

excellent teaching so if you want to nominate teaching staff<br />

please do so! You can email me at Amelia.veronese@monash.<br />

edu for more information :)<br />

This semester the MSA Welfare Department and I will be<br />

working on increase social support for rural students also.<br />

Hope your semester goes well! :)<br />

Education (Public Affairs)<br />

Sarah Spivak & Mali Rea<br />

Deregulation might not be in the news so much anymore, but<br />

it’s no less of a threat. We’ve been organising another protest<br />

for August 19th! The National Day of Action will have the same<br />

demands, no deregulation, no funding cut and no wait on<br />

newstart. It’s more important than ever that students come<br />

out in support of publicly funded higher education!<br />

Sarah and Mali have just been at the National Union of<br />

Students Education Conference, along with other delegates<br />

from Monash. While at the conference we had the chance to<br />

meet up with education activists from around the country<br />

and plan for this semester.<br />

We’ve also been working on Bluestockings Week (Week 3)<br />

with the Women’s Department and the NTEU Monash Branch.<br />

We’ve finalised our panel for the forum on the Wednesday;<br />

we have Celeste Liddle (NTEU Aboriginal and Torres Strait<br />

Islander Organiser), Jeannie Rea (NTEU President), Rae<br />

Frances (Dean of Arts, Monash University) and Swati<br />

Parashar (Lecturer in Politics and International Relations).<br />

We’re also busy writing questions for the Trivia Night on the<br />

Thursday. Get a ticket from us at mid-year festival, from the<br />

MSA desk or online.<br />

As always if you want to get involved contact us at msaeducation@monash.edu<br />

and like our facebook page, ‘MSA<br />

Education’.


OB REPORTS 5<br />

Environment and Social Justice<br />

Lauren Goldsmith & David Power<br />

Report not submitted<br />

Queer<br />

Viv Stewart & Jarvis Sparks<br />

The queer officers go to canberra!! We took 19 delegates to<br />

Queer Collaborations, the annual student run national queer<br />

conference. A week of attending workshops, learning about<br />

yet another aspect of your own gender and/or sexuality,<br />

meeting wonderful new and different queer students and<br />

nitpicking over motions on conference floor.<br />

Furthermore, we’ve been planning the events for semester<br />

2 and looking at which workshops to include in this<br />

semester’s queer week - week 7. Our weekly events will begin<br />

again in week 1 of so come join us for a drink at queer beers<br />

on Wednesday 4-6 at st. John’s bar to say goodbye to the<br />

holidays.<br />

Women’s<br />

Ellen Perriment & Sophie Vassallo<br />

We’re back for another semester and we’ve been as busy as<br />

ever! Over the semester break we took a 21 person delegation<br />

to the Network Of Women Students Australia Conference<br />

(NOWSA) down in Tasmania. It was an excellent week<br />

that gave us a chance to meet other fantastic people and<br />

women’s officers from around the country as well as being<br />

able to dedicate a whole week to the Women’s movement.<br />

With a new semester starting, we’ll be preparing ourselves for<br />

our two biggest events in this half of the year: Women’s Week<br />

in the second half of the semester, and Blue Stockings Week,<br />

which is being run with the ever appreciated collaboration of<br />

the Education (Public Affairs) department. We’ve got plenty<br />

in the works for both of them and they promise to be an<br />

awesome time. As always, the Women’s Lounge is open and<br />

both Sophie and Ellen, though working hard, always have<br />

time for a chat in the office next door. Have a great semester<br />

everyone!<br />

Disabilities<br />

Andrew Day<br />

Report not submitted<br />

Welfare<br />

Rebecca Adams & Jesse Cameron<br />

We hope everyone’s been enjoying a well-earned break,<br />

hibernating for the winter in front of a fire, with hot chocolate,<br />

a good book... Ahh we wish! We have been hella busy over<br />

at Welfare with exciting plans for semester 2! The usual<br />

favourites Free Food Mondays, Survival Centre and the<br />

Secondhand Book Fair (4th and 5th August in the Airport<br />

Lounge!) will be back. And excitingly some free fitness<br />

classes, more free food (who doesn’t love that?!), some<br />

upgrades for the Survival Centre, and the beloved Welfare Ball<br />

will be some highlights for this semester.<br />

Activities<br />

Tahnee Burgess & Jake Krelle<br />

Activities has had a busy semester. We’ve had more events<br />

than ever before and are on track to have even more<br />

happening the rest of the year.<br />

AXP kicked off at the Bottom End on the 25th of June and<br />

was a great night with cheaper drinks and more DJs on all 3<br />

floors than ever before. Only complaint of the night was that<br />

the last song of the night Sandstorm was cut short. As an<br />

apology here it is in lyric form.<br />

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun<br />

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun<br />

dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun<br />

BOOM<br />

dundun dundun dundun<br />

BEEP<br />

dun dun dun dun dun<br />

dun dun<br />

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP<br />

BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP<br />

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


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7<br />

7<br />

PoLITICS<br />

Politics<br />

22<br />

ILLUSTRATION BY SARAH FERN — notafern.com<br />

ARTICLES BY<br />

Cassie Spry<br />

Ben Neve<br />

Ashley Wah<br />

Julia Pillai<br />

George Kopelis<br />

Kirsti Weisz


8<br />

POLITICS<br />

BY CASSIE<br />

SPRY<br />

Marriage Equality<br />

Content Warning: Suicide, physical and<br />

sexual violence<br />

Approximately 10% of Australians experience same-sex attraction<br />

and yet this 10% of the population face discrimination by the<br />

public and by the law.<br />

We are denied basic rights and privileges by our country purely<br />

based on the person we love.<br />

Marriage equality has received a lot of media coverage lately<br />

with international successes and the recent bills to amend<br />

the Marriage Act.<br />

Many have criticised Labor’s recent bill as a knee-jerk<br />

reaction to Ireland’s referendum with some believing Bill<br />

Shorten is just looking to score political points. But with<br />

the recent US Supreme Court decision, there is mounting<br />

pressure on the Australian Government to pass an<br />

amendment allowing marriage between same-sex couples.<br />

The referendum in Ireland was a landmark victory for<br />

LGBTIQ rights with the majority of people in a largely Catholic<br />

nation voting for marriage equality. This had a huge effect<br />

world-wide and has encouraged Australian politicians to<br />

reintroduce an amendment for marriage equality.<br />

Some Australians believe that a referendum could allow<br />

marriage equality to become law with over 62 per cent of<br />

Australians supporting marriage equality, but unfortunately,<br />

marriage is not in our constitution so the best way for us to<br />

achieve equality is still through the parliament.<br />

Politicians are more open to legalising love as a result of<br />

the referendum, with Bill Shorten saying it had inspired him<br />

to act.<br />

The Labor Party has increased their support for marriage<br />

equality since it became party policy in 2011, with a sizeable<br />

part of their opposition to the Liberal Party now based around<br />

this issue.<br />

However, does the Labor Party just support marriage<br />

equality and LGBTIQ rights when it benefits them?<br />

Labor supported the 2004 amendment to the Marriage<br />

Act, which changed the definition of marriage to specify<br />

that it was between a man and a woman and preventing the<br />

acknowledgement of overseas same-sex marriages. While<br />

this did follow Labor party policy at the time, they have only<br />

half-heartedly supported marriage equality since.<br />

Why didn’t Labor change the law while they were in office?<br />

They didn’t support the 2010 Greens bill to amend the<br />

Marriage Act and even when party policy changed in 2011 they<br />

didn’t seriously push for the marriage equality campaign.<br />

In 2012, when another amendment to allow samesex<br />

marriage was introduced to parliament many Labor<br />

members voted against the bill even though they had a free<br />

vote.<br />

The Prime Minister at the time, Julia Gillard, was opposed<br />

to same-sex marriage and it is likely that this could have<br />

scared other politicians into following her and reducing the<br />

number of ‘yes’ votes.<br />

In the last federal election, Kevin Rudd did make marriage<br />

equality part of his platform and said they would allow a<br />

conscience vote. He stated that he personally supported<br />

marriage equality.<br />

This was a back-flip from his stance in the lead-up to the<br />

2007 election, where he said that he believed "marriage was<br />

between a man and a woman."<br />

It is of course possible that he truly changed his view on<br />

this matter, but the timing of this support suggests that he<br />

was primarily seeking votes.<br />

It’s common knowledge that politicians offer voters<br />

incentives to vote for them during election time often in the<br />

form of promised tax cuts or more benefits; this was just<br />

Kevin Rudd’s incentive for LGBTIQ voters and supporters of<br />

marriage equality.<br />

Regardless of whether it was Kevin Rudd’s sincere belief or<br />

not, he exploited people’s sexuality for his own gain.<br />

That’s not to say that people would not welcome marriage<br />

equality in Australia if the politicians’ intentions were less<br />

than pure, but politicising equal love could cause issues for<br />

LGBTIQ people down the road.<br />

Many other issues specific to the queer community that<br />

should be simple matters may be blocked by politicians for<br />

point scoring or because it does not affect the majority of<br />

Australians.<br />

This is another step down the road of politicians<br />

withholding rights until the opportune moment in order to<br />

maintain their power, at the expense of ordinary citizens.<br />

The US Supreme Court decision to legalise same-sex<br />

marriage overruling state laws has been monumental worldwide.


POLITICS 9<br />

"However, does the Labor Party just<br />

support marriage equality and LGBTIQ<br />

rights when it benefits them? "<br />

Australia follows the USA’s lead in a number of decisions,<br />

so this ruling is one of the most effective means of getting<br />

through to our politicians, especially when our many, many<br />

letters, phone calls and media campaigns have apparently<br />

not gotten through to the conservative politicians.<br />

The draft bill introduced in parliament on 1st June<br />

proposed by Bill Shorten was likely a response of the<br />

referendum in Ireland, and will make way for a new bill to be<br />

introduced on 11th August.<br />

This new bill will be brought forward by two Liberal MPs<br />

who are working with independent and Labor MPs with the<br />

support of Greens MPs.<br />

This is a massive step forward for our nation and the first<br />

time Liberal MPs have brought forward a bill in favour of<br />

marriage equality.<br />

It shows that Liberal MPs are in favour of legalising samesex<br />

marriage.<br />

The main thing standing in the way of this bill being<br />

passed is Prime Minister Tony Abbott.<br />

By not allowing a conscience vote on this bill, it is<br />

impossible to pass this amendment.<br />

High level members of his own party support marriage<br />

equality. Among others, Malcom Turnbull has come out in<br />

support of same-sex marriage, yet Abbott has remained firm.<br />

Abbott recently stated that he was the only one left in his<br />

family opposed to marriage equality, which could be a sign<br />

that he may soften his position on this issue in the future.<br />

But until then, this promising bill is doomed to fail.<br />

Labor leader Bill Shorten is strongly in support of marriage<br />

equality and has been for years.<br />

He voted ‘yes’ for the 2012 bill and spoke in favour of samesex<br />

marriage during an Australian Christian Lobby event.<br />

But Labor, even with the Greens and the Independents<br />

cannot pass this bill.<br />

Even if Tony Abbott changes his staunch opposition to<br />

marriage equality or at least allows a conscience vote, LGBTIQ<br />

issues will not be over.<br />

There are some concerned voices within the LGBTIQ<br />

community about the aftermath of securing marriage<br />

equality.<br />

There are many other - arguably more serious - issues that<br />

still need to be addressed and are often overshadowed by the<br />

campaign for marriage equality.<br />

LGBTIQ homelessness is a big issue, especially for<br />

youths. Many have to move out while very young because of<br />

unaccepting or abusive parents, so they end up on the street.<br />

LGBTIQ youth have a much higher rate of homelessness<br />

than the general public, but also find it harder to connect<br />

to homelessness services due to real or perceived<br />

discrimination thanks to 60 per cent of homelessness<br />

services being run by religious organisations.<br />

LGBTIQ people also experience a higher rate of mental<br />

illness, especially depression and anxiety. There is a much<br />

higher rate of suicide of queer youth; however, true figures<br />

are not known due to ineffective data collection and closeted<br />

queer people.<br />

There are higher rates of physical and sexual violence<br />

for LGBTIQ people with 50 per cent of bisexual women<br />

experiencing sexual violence and an average life-span of<br />

transwomen estimated at just 30-32 years old because of<br />

hate crimes and high suicide rates.<br />

Same-sex parent adoption rights are also another issue<br />

that needs to be addressed. It is still illegal for a same-sex<br />

couple in Victoria to adopt a child, although a single parent<br />

can adopt.<br />

There are issues around sterilisations and genital surgery<br />

on intersex children and very few gender neutral bathrooms<br />

available.<br />

And many insults used every day by Australians are<br />

offensive to queer people with the most common ones being<br />

‘gay’ and ‘faggot.’<br />

Many members of the LGBTIQ community, including<br />

myself, are worried that important issues like this will be<br />

lost in the euphoria of marriage rights and that particularly<br />

straight allies will lose interest in fighting less glamorous<br />

issues.<br />

Marriage equality has been a contentious issue in Australia<br />

for years with lot of strong opinions from all sides of debate.<br />

Australians are becoming more accepting and supportive of<br />

the marriage equality campaign with the number of straight<br />

allies growing considerably in the last decade.<br />

With most of the developed nations legalising same-sex<br />

marriage and increasing international and local pressure<br />

on politicians, many feel marriage equality in Australia is<br />

inevitable, but there is still a lot of work to do before that will<br />

happen and, even when it does, the fight for LGBTIQ rights is<br />

not over.<br />

If any of the issues discussed in this article<br />

concern you contact:<br />

BeyondBlue: 1300 22 4636<br />

Qlife: qlife.org.au (LGBTIQ specific online chat and<br />

information) 1800 184 527<br />

Alternatively you can contact the MSA Queer Officers,<br />

Viv Stewart and Jarvis Sparks:<br />

msa-queer@monash.edu<br />

Image Courtesy of: www.flickr.com/photos/nimal/


10<br />

POLITICS<br />

BY BEN<br />

NEVE<br />

Let’s depoliticise<br />

the science<br />

Every night I listen to the PM program on ABC Radio on the way<br />

home from university. Once in a while I hear the confident voice<br />

of the ABC’s so called ‘environment reporter’, Jake Sturmer,<br />

narrating the environmental issue of the day. When this happens I<br />

rejoice: finally a news item about the environment, instead of drug<br />

smugglers, criminals, paedophiles or celebrities. But my elation is<br />

often short lived, for the news stories are usually not long enough<br />

to be of any significance. Mr Sturmer’s reports follow a predictable<br />

routine, in that they always begin with a tagline, followed by a<br />

quote from the government, and end with a critical response from<br />

the ever-whinging opposition. Most of the time it doesn’t even<br />

last for more than a minute. I struggle to recall a time when the<br />

scientific details were ever included, and after the story is over I<br />

often feel frustrated rather than informed.<br />

This style of reporting is typical of most media outlets, and<br />

not just the ABC. Apparently it is more important to include<br />

quotes from both sides of the government than to report<br />

the issue itself. Instead of detailing the very real challenges<br />

climate change presents and the responses to it, news items<br />

generally contain a member of the government defending<br />

their climate policy, and a member of the opposition<br />

viciously attacking it. For issues such as taxation or welfare<br />

this might be appropriate, but environmental issues are<br />

complex and have profound consequences for the whole<br />

nation. These issues deserve better coverage than the<br />

traditional political ping pong.<br />

Take for example the renewable energy target (RET). The<br />

facts about this issue are clear: climate change poses a<br />

threat, too much of our base-load power comes from coal,<br />

and the RET is a strategy to reduce emissions. It’s not hard<br />

to grasp the situation, yet the issue was so politicised that<br />

it became more like a game of veritable political tennis than<br />

a debate. For months the Industry Minister, Ian Macfarlane<br />

wrangled with the senate, the energy industry and his own<br />

party. The government and opposition were bickering over<br />

how many Gigawatt hours to legislate and failed to realise<br />

the purpose of the RET; it’s a market based instrument which<br />

encourages the creation of renewable power sources, not a<br />

bargaining chip in a game of political point scoring.<br />

Another over-politicised issue is wind turbines.<br />

Recently the government appointed a ‘national wind farm<br />

commissioner’ to supposedly scrutinise the possibility<br />

(or as I stress the hypothetical nature) of adverse health<br />

risks arising from living near wind farms. This is despite<br />

repeated reviews and research from the National Health<br />

and Medical Research Council that there is no credible<br />

evidence to suggest exposure has an impact on a person’s<br />

physical or mental wellbeing. If the government can make<br />

such appointments why not create a coal commissioner?<br />

Coal-fired power plants emit sulphur dioxide and other<br />

particulate matter, which do have documented, adverse<br />

respiratory health effects. The appointment of this wind farm<br />

commissioner smacks of a politically motivated agenda<br />

and seems not a decision with any scientific basis. Issues<br />

such as climate change and wind farms should always be<br />

debated, but if parties approach the conversation from a<br />

pre-determined ideological platform it taints what should be<br />

constructive cooperation.<br />

As with all scientific research there is a margin of error,<br />

an inherent level of uncertainty associated with results, and<br />

several politicians have latched onto this fact to pursue their<br />

own ideological goals. Some people interpret the existence<br />

of a lack of complete certainty as a need to overturn the<br />

consensus. Somehow they think that if climate change can’t<br />

be definitively proved, or the risks of wind farms completely<br />

ruled out, they have an obligation to disprove climate<br />

science altogether or exaggerate the health impacts of wind<br />

turbines. This is an irresponsible, entirely unhelpful approach<br />

to scientific progress and political decision making. To<br />

engage in debate is a key part of politics, but argument<br />

should not come before evidence or science. In the case of<br />

environmental issues progress should come before political<br />

motives.<br />

Image Courtesy of:<br />

www.flickr.com/photosbilly_wilson


POLITICS 11<br />

Politics of Climate Change<br />

WAH<br />

BY ASHLEY<br />

F$#k you Tony Abbott? It’s a phrase most of us who spend<br />

any time around campus will be well accustomed to, seeing<br />

it covering t-shirts, banners and posters of various activist<br />

groups. Flyer drops, snap marches, days of action and<br />

protests are the bread and butter munitions in the arsenal<br />

of the modern day campaigner. Why? Because they are<br />

highly visible and entirely measureable: 100,000 flyers, 10,000<br />

protestors, 10 streets blocked- all make terrific front page<br />

news. But are these actions actually producing positive<br />

outcomes or simply fanning a fire?<br />

Where am I getting to with all of this? Am I simply a<br />

disgruntled student sick of being accosted every time I wish<br />

to borrow a library book? And how on earth does this relate to<br />

Climate Policy? The message from the bulk of Gen Y is cleardon’t<br />

screw up the world, it’s our future you’re messing with.<br />

Despite this largely consensus view, the actions being taken<br />

by some of the more outspoken groups of our generation<br />

leave me unsettled. We proceed to jump into the trenches<br />

and launch attacks against the policy makers who in our<br />

eyes are not taking adequate action. Instead of encouraging<br />

meaningful debate over tangible solutions to the issue, we<br />

descend into an ideological and almost tribal conflict.<br />

There can be no denying the challenges we face with<br />

Climate Change are real. The science is damning and the<br />

Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change say that the<br />

globe is ‘unequivocally’ warming. Yet the Climate Change<br />

discourse is still drawing battle lines and scientific<br />

consensus is being used as a political football. Cold winters<br />

and growing Arctic ice are a victory for climate naysayers<br />

and our retreating glaciers and intense bushfires are fuel<br />

for the greenies. But this isn’t science, its politics. Rather<br />

than seeing these events for what they are we draw lengthy<br />

conclusions about which ideological position can use them<br />

as ammunition.<br />

This is exactly why we need activists and disruptors. Now<br />

more than ever we need groups to break down the divides<br />

in this highly politicised discussion. The true strength in<br />

activism is its ability to be an enabler. Rather than using<br />

Climate action groups solely to protest, I think there is a<br />

huge potential for these collectives to ignite a conversation.<br />

A conversation which excludes no one and where voices are<br />

respected instead of being greeted with an unproductive ‘F U’.<br />

Let me share with you an experience I had a few weeks<br />

ago when I had dinner at a social enterprise restaurant<br />

called ‘Feast of Merit’. Run by YGAP (Y Generation Against<br />

Poverty), all the profits from the business go back into<br />

YGAP’s international development projects. YGAP promotes<br />

the strengthening of local communities by building<br />

their capacity to combat poverty- which is also a key<br />

step in mitigating Climate Change impacts. Whilst not<br />

fundamentally a Climate advocacy group, what Feast of<br />

Merit demonstrated to me was the ability to engage ordinary<br />

people in a conversation about a global issue in a new,<br />

exciting and positive way. Now I’m not advocating for every<br />

Climate activism group to go and start up their own boutique,<br />

raw, vegan popup café. What I do want to encourage is an<br />

environment where innovators are encouraged to create<br />

means of a positive and collaborative response to the<br />

deteriorating Climate Change debate.<br />

As young Australians we deserve to be relentless in the<br />

way we strive for the positive future we want to see, but we<br />

need to be smart about how we voice it. Let’s as a community<br />

engage with policy makers on a meaningful level and I would<br />

implore the policy makers to listen, respect and account<br />

for their constituents in the way they shape this country’s<br />

Climate Policy. If you are a climate activist I dare you, declare<br />

a truce and put down your weapons. Re-arm yourselves with<br />

tools to collaborate and connect. I’d implore our country’s<br />

leaders to do the same, to break down the battle lines, we<br />

don’t have time for inaction and infighting- it’s time to start<br />

a conversation.<br />

"But this isn’t science, its politics.<br />

Rather than seeing these events for what<br />

they are we draw lengthy conclusions about<br />

which ideological position can use them as<br />

ammunition."<br />

Image Courtesy of:<br />

www.flickr.com/photos/mattandkim/


12<br />

POLITICS<br />

500 Word Challenge<br />

BY JULIA<br />

PILLAI<br />

Why Greece were<br />

Wrong to Vote ‘No’<br />

Regardless of which way Greece voted in the referendum,<br />

their economic situation is dire and will take years to recover.<br />

The referendum was really a vote between two unideal<br />

situations; to take a bailout and more austerity measures, or<br />

to refuse.<br />

If Greece voted Yes they would have known exactly what<br />

they were voting for. They would know what areas of their<br />

lives austerity would affect, they’d know how to prepare for<br />

that, they’d also know that there would be money in their<br />

ATMs. Accepting a bailout from the European Union and<br />

accepting austerity would show that Greece is committed to<br />

maintaining its ties with the rest of the continent; this would<br />

make other countries in the Eurozone sympathetic for Greece,<br />

and perhaps make them keen to assist Greece in economic<br />

recovery. Sure, a bailout and austerity measures are a huge<br />

blow to Greece’s pride, however, the No vote has plunged the<br />

country into extreme political and economic uncertainty that<br />

their government and people may not know how to deal with.<br />

It is very likely that Greece could be in a severe recession with<br />

intergenerational implications; it is certainly possible that<br />

Greece could leave the Eurozone.<br />

The economic crisis in Greece is indicative of an issue that<br />

could jeopardise the existence of the Eurozone, and the Yes<br />

vote would have been an opportunity for both Greece and the<br />

European union to make amends of a serious mistake. In<br />

the Eurozone we have a situation where there is a monetary<br />

union (the currency is the same) between countries without<br />

a fiscal union (taxation laws, government spending are very<br />

different). This situation is problematic as you have countries<br />

like Germany with ridiculous surpluses (meaning that they<br />

are not spending as much as they are earning), and there<br />

countries like Greece with similarly ridiculous deficits that<br />

are spending too much while the government is not earning<br />

enough; both situations hinder growth and investment.<br />

The fiscal policies of countries in the Eurozone need to<br />

become more standardised – not necessarily the same<br />

policies, but enough to ensure that countries have healthy<br />

deficits or surpluses. Greece’s taxation laws cannot fund<br />

their superfluous welfare system (for a long time Greece’s<br />

"They need austerity and<br />

extreme fiscal reforms to<br />

overhaul their economy<br />

entirely, and no, increased<br />

tourism through a weak<br />

drachma alone is not going to<br />

renew their economy."<br />

retirement age was 45, which is just as ridiculous as a<br />

retirement age of 70 for the opposite reason), less people are<br />

working, and those who do work only work for a small time;<br />

how does a country build an economy with this relationship<br />

with employment? Regardless of what currency Greece<br />

has, drachma or euro, they need austerity and extreme<br />

fiscal reforms to overhaul their economy entirely, and no,<br />

increased tourism through a weak drachma alone is not<br />

going to renew their economy.<br />

If the European union does not solve issues like Greece,<br />

it will continue to reoccur. The No vote stopped Greece and<br />

Europe from learning, and fixing a broader issue, and while<br />

a Yes vote would mean ordered austerity, the ‘No’ vote will<br />

bring austerity in the form of a recession.<br />

Image Courtesy of: www.flickr.com/photos/environmentblog/<br />

www.flickr.com/photos/popicinio/with/18815885873/


POLITICS 13<br />

This month’s issue:<br />

Greek Bailout<br />

Why Greece were<br />

Right to Vote ‘No’<br />

KOPELIS<br />

BY GEORGE<br />

The Greek referendum on Sunday sent a clear message to<br />

European and international observers that Greece would no<br />

longer tolerate the austerity measures implemented over the<br />

last five years.<br />

61% of Greeks voted ‘No’ to accepting the conditions of the<br />

latest bailout offer, which included further cuts to pensions,<br />

reduced spending on subsidies and defence, and other<br />

reforms.<br />

The ‘No’ vote justified the Greek government’s determined<br />

stance against austerity. SYRIZA and its leader Alexis Tsipras<br />

were elected in January <strong>2015</strong> based on their opposition to the<br />

proposed bailout measures.<br />

A ‘Yes’ vote would have made Tsipras’ position untenable<br />

as it would have indicated majority opposition to his<br />

government’s policies, leading to new elections and more<br />

political instability.<br />

Since the election, the ‘troika’ of the European<br />

Commission, the European Central Bank and the<br />

International Monetary Fund have restricted Greek banks’<br />

access to credit as a response to the election of an antiausterity<br />

campaign.<br />

This essentially forced Tsipras to close all banks from<br />

the 29th of June until at least Wednesday the 8th of July<br />

to prevent a run on the banks. Greeks are limited to €60<br />

withdrawals from cash machines as ATMs run dry across the<br />

country.<br />

The ‘No’ vote is not a rational economic decision, (it<br />

frustrated the troika greatly) but instead it’s a social<br />

decision motivated by the plight of the ordinary people. 25%<br />

of Greeks were unemployed in March and half of all young<br />

people don’t have work.<br />

The Greek people are right to consider that if five years of<br />

the rational economics of austerity have not delivered any<br />

visible relief for the population, then a different solution<br />

should be tried.<br />

The most important consequence of the ‘No’ vote is that it<br />

makes a Greek exit from the Eurozone a real possibility.<br />

When the banks run out of money, which is extremely<br />

likely if no deal can be reached in Brussels this week, the<br />

"There would definitely be a<br />

few months of high costs of<br />

living but free of the Euro,<br />

Greeks will have much more<br />

of a say in the affairs of their<br />

own country. That can only<br />

be a good thing. "<br />

Greek government will need to provide emergency funding.<br />

The problem is the government has no money!<br />

To solve this, the government could print its own currency.<br />

This would run against Euro treaties, basically pushing<br />

Greece out of the Eurozone. It would immediately lose most<br />

of its worth, leading to high inflation for a short time.<br />

This cheaper, more competitive new currency could<br />

quickly lead to higher exports - especially in tourism (which<br />

currently makes up about 20% of the economy).<br />

A resolution to the crisis would also bring an end to much<br />

of the instability on the global sharemarket in the last few<br />

weeks.<br />

There is little risk of Greece becoming the first of many<br />

countries to leave the Euro. Other struggling economies such<br />

as Italy and Spain are much larger countries with centralised<br />

economies and larger industrial bases.<br />

There would definitely be a few months of high costs of<br />

living but free of the Euro, Greeks will have much more of<br />

a say in the affairs of their own country. That can only be a<br />

good thing.<br />

Image Courtesy of : www.flickr.com/photos/124247024@N07/


14<br />

POLITICS<br />

BY KIRSTI<br />

WEISZ<br />

The nanny state: a burden or a<br />

benefit?<br />

A year-long inquiry into the ‘nanny state’ has recently passed<br />

unopposed in the Senate. Libertarian and independent<br />

senator David Leyonjhelm proposed the parliamentary<br />

inquiry, opining that a bundle of laws are ‘overreaching’ and<br />

restrict personal choice.<br />

The broad-ranging inquiry will inspect measures<br />

introduced to restrict personal choices ‘for the individual’s<br />

own good’, examining laws such as having to wear a bicycle<br />

helmet, violent video games, seatbelt laws and lockouts<br />

for pubs and clubs. It will also consider the sale and use of<br />

alcohol, tobacco and pornography.<br />

Leyonjhelm, who defends "the right to make bad choices",<br />

hopes to "shine a light into the crevices of this growing nanny<br />

state," as he told 3AW. But where should the line between<br />

government interference and personal autonomy be drawn?<br />

The term ‘nanny state’ was used by journalist Dorothy<br />

Thompson in 1952 and evolved from the 19th century term<br />

‘grandmotherly government’, according to Australia’s Human<br />

Rights Commissioner Tim Wilson.<br />

Government paternalism has been in the spotlight<br />

of public debate for many years. The justification for<br />

government intervention is based on community protection<br />

and public health but this can clash with our society’s value<br />

of personal autonomy.<br />

The libertarian approach strongly opposed to such<br />

interventions is often founded on John Stuart Mills’ harm<br />

principle, which illustrates that government intervention<br />

into personal freedom is only permitted if a person’s actions<br />

may inflict harm on another. Mills’ principle advocates that<br />

interference with our choices is oppressive, even if it’s for our<br />

own good.<br />

However, in recent years, laws have been passed to prevent<br />

people from making ‘bad choices.’ Leyonjhelm says making<br />

bike helmets compulsory is a good example of these types of<br />

laws.<br />

Nobody is hurt if you fall off [a bike]. If you don’t wear a<br />

bicycle helmet, your head’s not going to crack into somebody<br />

else and damage them," he told the ABC.<br />

It’s all about you and your safety, and yet the Government<br />

has decided that it’s an offence to ride a bicycle without a<br />

helmet."<br />

Primary reasons for mandatory bike helmets - which is only<br />

enforced in two countries: Australia and New Zealand - are<br />

that it protects riders and saves lives.<br />

But research has often shown that the result is ineffective.<br />

Australian researcher Dr Dorothy Robinson’s study, ‘Do<br />

enforced bicycle helmet laws improve public health?’<br />

found that the laws "discourage cycling but produce no<br />

obvious response in percentage of head injuries." There are<br />

even arguments that bicycle helmets distract from safe<br />

riding skills because individuals see wearing a helmet as a<br />

panacea.<br />

It is argued that one of the reasons for nanny state laws is<br />

that the population is willing to accept trivial intervention<br />

and that we expect government to care for our wellbeing.<br />

Strong proponents of the laws are public health advocates<br />

who say these infringements are for our own good.<br />

Sydney University public health professor Simon Chapman<br />

says nanny state laws protect us and he questions the<br />

necessity of the freedoms that the nanny state seems to<br />

erode.<br />

And just what are these heinous erosions of freedom that<br />

‘nanny’ has destroyed? The freedom to not wear a seat belt?<br />

The freedom to have your cocktail of carcinogens packed in<br />

attractive boxes?" he wrote in The Sydney Morning Herald.<br />

The inquiry will also bring the sale of tobacco and plain<br />

packaging cigarettes under scrutiny once again. While<br />

evidence exists that smoking is highly dangerous, there are<br />

many people who still choose to continue smoking.<br />

Public Health Association of Australia chief executive<br />

Michael Moore told The Australian that tobacco advertising<br />

restrictions are necessary to ensure freedom of choice by<br />

preventing consumers from being dominated by industryinfluence.<br />

While Moore alluded to the influence industry has on the<br />

behaviour of citizens, opponents of plain packaged cigarettes<br />

argue that this is the nanny state at its worst. They argue that<br />

Labor’s rules drive consumption of cheaper or black market<br />

cigarettes.<br />

In an article on The Conversation University of Melbourne<br />

global health professor Rob Moodie wrote "governments<br />

have a responsibility to create environments where healthy<br />

choices become the easiest and the most preferred."<br />

There is an inevitable trade-off between promoting citizen<br />

wellbeing and personal autonomy, according to Julian Le<br />

Grand and Bill New’s book Government Paternalism: Nanny<br />

State or Helpful Friend. Finding justifications for alleged<br />

nanny state legislation may urge politicians to re-consider<br />

why these laws exist and what they are achieving.<br />

The real question behind this debate is when does this<br />

intervention cross the line and encroach on the boundary of<br />

personal freedom?<br />

Submissions for the economics committee inquiry close<br />

on 24 August <strong>2015</strong>.


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15<br />

PoLITICS<br />

Student Affairs<br />

ILLUSTRATION BY SARAH FERN — notafern.com<br />

ARTICLES BY<br />

Mali Rea<br />

Sophie Vassallo<br />

Elspeth Kernebone<br />

Rubee Dano<br />

Georgia Cox<br />

Julia Pillai


16<br />

STUDENT AFFAIRS<br />

BY MALI RAE AND<br />

SOPHIE VASSALLO<br />

Why We Need<br />

Bluestockings Week<br />

Content Warning: Sexual Assault<br />

The National Tertiary Education Union<br />

(NTEU) in collaboration with the National<br />

Union of Students (NUS) has run<br />

Blustockings week at a national level for<br />

3 years now, and the theme for this year’s<br />

week is Storylines.<br />

When women were first allowed into universities, the term<br />

‘bluestocking’ was used to discredit them as unfeminine and<br />

informal. Many of the first women in university refused to<br />

wear corsets and other impractical clothing that women were<br />

expected to wear at that time. Women’s presence and their<br />

refusal to continue to be bound by patriarchal standards<br />

was threatening to the male supremacy in universities<br />

and continues to be so today. Women adopted the term<br />

‘bluestockings’ by creating the Bluestockings Society in the<br />

1750s, which was a literary discussion group that signified a<br />

radical step away from accepted activities for women.<br />

Bluestocking week seeks to draw attention to the issues<br />

that affect women in every part of the university community,<br />

ranging from the gender pay gap for teachers and other staff<br />

to the casual sexism faced by women students. Due to the<br />

pervasive influence of neoliberalism, the situation for women<br />

in the university sector is worsening. Neoliberalism is based<br />

on an assumption that individuals can freely act within the<br />

economic market, and this blatantly ignores the structural<br />

oppression that prevents people from interacting with or<br />

acting freely within the market. For women this means that<br />

there is no recognition of the challenges they face in the<br />

university context, and in the labour market upon graduation.<br />

The shift from higher education as a public good and<br />

responsibility of the state to provide, to a marketised<br />

commodity that can and should be purchased, significantly<br />

changes the value of education. The transfer of the cost of<br />

education from the state to the individual consumer was a<br />

key turning point in this transformation of education as a<br />

commodity. Previously the link between the labour market<br />

and education was very different; education was designed<br />

to give individuals the tools to become active participants<br />

in the labour market, however now it is primarily dictated by<br />

the labour market. Which puts the value of education in your<br />

employability, removing the inherent value of knowledge and<br />

learning. This development entails considerable negative<br />

impacts for women at both the tertiary and the employment<br />

level.<br />

In recent years, areas of knowledge that are considered<br />

feminine are devalued, especially so if they do not feed<br />

straight into the labour market. This is the key reason that<br />

women’s or ‘gender’ studies is no longer it’s own study<br />

area and is now subsumed into sociology, which is an<br />

area that can feed into the labour market. Consider that<br />

just twenty years in the 1995 Monash University Handbook<br />

undergraduate Arts units there were 11 units containing the<br />

word ‘women’ in the title and another 8 units containing<br />

the word ‘feminism’, in addition to an entire discipline of<br />

Women’s Studies with 29 units. In contrast, there are only<br />

three Arts units in <strong>2015</strong> with the word ‘women’ in the title and<br />

one with the word ‘feminism’. Women’s studies is no longer<br />

taught, having first been subsumed by the less threatening<br />

Gender studies and then further deradicalised into a major in<br />

Sociology.<br />

In terms of employment, neoliberalism tends to ignore<br />

the structural inequalities that prevent women from<br />

having the same job opportunities as men. This will see<br />

efforts such as affirmative action gradually whittled down<br />

and will do nothing to address the gender pay gap that<br />

continues to permeate throughout the workplace. By looking<br />

at employment within universities we can see that while<br />

women are the majority of undergraduate students, they<br />

are no where near in the majority in the higher ranks of the<br />

university. Women are also the most affected by the rising<br />

rate of casualisation among undergraduate teaching staff.<br />

Whilst it is evident that individual women are succeeding in<br />

the neoliberal university, (you need look no further than our<br />

Vice Chancellor, Margaret Gardner) as a class, women are


STUDENT AFFAIRS 17<br />

"Bluestocking week seeks to draw attention<br />

to the issues that affect women in every part<br />

of the university community, ranging from<br />

the gender pay gap for teachers and other<br />

staff to the casual sexism faced by women<br />

students. Due to the pervasive influence of<br />

neoliberalism, the situation for women in the<br />

university sector is worsening."<br />

being devalued. Readings written by men tend to be prescribed<br />

are the majority, units about women are few and far<br />

between, some women feel excluded from networking within<br />

universities communities and have women have reported<br />

feeling marginalised by their male co-workers and the culture<br />

of the university.<br />

Sexual harassment also thrives in the neoliberal university,<br />

because, the ideology that surrounds it seeps into the social<br />

and sexual culture at universities. A culture of education<br />

that is centred around the commoditication of the student,<br />

translates into a market-based view of personhood and a<br />

pertinent example of how this individualistic and competitive<br />

attitudes manifests in university culture is the UK based<br />

website ‘Shag at Uni’ which stated:<br />

"If the girl you’ve just taken for a drink... won’t ‘spread<br />

for you head’, think about this mathematical statistic:<br />

85% of rape cases go unreported. That seems to be<br />

fairly good odds. Uni Lad does not condone rape without<br />

saying surprise."<br />

A sense of entitlement to women’s bodies, coupled with<br />

a competition for sexual conquest poses a serious danger<br />

to women on campus. 67% of women at university have had<br />

an unwanted sexual experience, however only 3% reported<br />

it to their university (Talk About It survey, 2010). The lack of<br />

reporting is often due to the failure of universities to address<br />

these issues appropriately. There have been many high profile<br />

cases at US universities where crimes have been covered<br />

up in order to preserve enrolments. Closer to home, at the<br />

University of Sydney, a man student who confessed to taking<br />

a sexual photo without the woman students consent and<br />

then distributing it, again without her consent. Despite the<br />

admission of guilt it still took the university six months to<br />

terminate the man’s employment and it is unclear what, if<br />

any, disciplinary action he faced as a student. Where money,<br />

derived from enrolments, is more important than supporting<br />

victims, women lose out.<br />

The MSA Women’s and Education (Public<br />

Affairs) Departments have teamed up with<br />

the Monash NTEU Branch to run two events<br />

in Blustockings Week (10th - 14th August,<br />

Week 3, Semester 2):<br />

Trivia Night<br />

Tuesday the 11th of August in Sir Johns Bar from 6:30<br />

Buy Tickets from the MSA desk or online.<br />

"Herstory not History" Forum<br />

From 11-1 on Wednesday the 12th of August in H5, Menzies<br />

Building with Celeste Liddle (Feminist Commentator<br />

and NTEU National Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander<br />

Organiser), Dr. Rae Frances (Labour and Gender Historian and<br />

Dean of Arts, Monash University), Jeannie Rea (Women and<br />

Labour Studies, and NTEU National President) and Dr. Swati<br />

Parashar (PhD in Feminist International Relations, Lecturer,<br />

Monash University).<br />

Sophie Vassallo is the MSA Women’s Officer<br />

Mali Rea is the MSA Education (Public Affairs) Officer


18<br />

STUDENT AFFAIRS<br />

BY ELSPETH<br />

KERNEBONE<br />

The ‘How to’<br />

of Honours<br />

July 2014 with one semester of an Arts Degree left, I had no idea<br />

what to do next. Two and a half years of uni had gone by, and I<br />

felt as if I might have blinked, so I decided that with good grades<br />

and no vocational aspirations I should apply for Honours. Partly I<br />

wanted to see if I enjoyed research and find out what a research<br />

project longer than an essay feels like, admittedly there was (and<br />

is) the vain hope that ‘Ba (Hons)’ is slightly more employable than<br />

‘Ba’.<br />

Honours is a one year addition to a standard undergraduate<br />

degree. For Arts it’s 50% coursework and 50% thesis. The<br />

thesis is between 15,000-18,000 words. If that sounds scary,<br />

that’s six 2,500 word essays, only three per semester.<br />

To Engineering students, don’t panic. You graduate with<br />

Honours if your grades are high enough, you don’t need to<br />

write any words, same with the new Law Degree. Science<br />

students have a page number limit, rather than a word limit.<br />

To do Honours in a discipline you have to have majored in it<br />

so I am therefore doing my honours in history.<br />

Before we get into the how of Honours, let’s talk about<br />

the why. Different people do Honours for different reasons. I<br />

did Honours to experience a longer research project. Some<br />

people do Honours because they plan to do post-grad<br />

study, or others use honours as a stepping stone to become<br />

academics. Many students just enjoy research and their<br />

degree and even discover a passion for something and want<br />

to investigate it further. And of course, there are a few people<br />

who are probably just doing Honours for employability.<br />

Anyway, back to July 2014. I had decided to do Honours, but<br />

had no idea what to do next. I had no idea how to go about<br />

finding a supervisor, what the workload was like, or how<br />

much preparation I was expected to do beforehand. The whole<br />

process was a mystery to me. To demystify the process for<br />

others, I’ve prepared a lightning round of Honours questions<br />

and answers.<br />

Where can I find out more about Honours?<br />

Your discipline will have an Honours information session. You<br />

should get an email. Go to it.<br />

If you can’t make it, find out who your department’s<br />

Honours Coordinator is and send them an email.<br />

How do I find a supervisor?<br />

Talk to your department’s Honours coordinator, you’ll meet<br />

them at the information session; chances are they’re nice<br />

and approachable and will be able to steer you towards a<br />

suitable person to supervise you. Even if you’ve majored in an<br />

area, there are plenty of academics you will have never heard<br />

of who might be perfect for the area you’re interested in. This<br />

brings me to the next question.<br />

How should I decide on a topic?<br />

This is different depending on your discipline. For instance,<br />

I gather language students have to choose between areas<br />

as far apart as translation and cultural studies. Science<br />

students submit preferences for projects which various<br />

academics offer. Pick something you’re interested in. The<br />

best advice for history and the like, is to start thinking now.<br />

If you can seize on an idea or a gap you notice in a lecture, or<br />

while writing an essay, that’s a lot of work saved. I’m studying<br />

crime fiction, which personally, I think is fantastic, how did I<br />

think of it? Passive thought. Keeping something in the back<br />

of your mind is the way to have the best ideas. (Just make<br />

sure you write them down).<br />

But, logistically, how do I apply?<br />

You apply provisionally online, it takes about two minutes.<br />

Then you sort out your supervisor and start thinking about<br />

your topic. After that, there’s a form which your department’s<br />

student services will have.<br />

How hard is Honours, will I be able to cope?<br />

It depends on how you’ve coped so far at university. You have<br />

to work hard, but your entire degree has been teaching you<br />

the skills you need to do Honours, so if your grades are good<br />

enough, almost certainly. However, if you’re not genuinely<br />

interested, doing Honours is probably a mistake. You will find<br />

it difficult to spend a whole year on something you’re only ‘so<br />

so’ about.<br />

Should I work on Honours during the summer?<br />

A bit, but you also need a decent break. Make yourself a plan,<br />

that involves rest, and stick to it. Don’t spend your time<br />

feeling vaguely like you should be doing some work, but then<br />

never doing any.


STUDENT AFFAIRS 19<br />

The Monash vs. Melbourne Debate<br />

DANO<br />

BY RUBEE<br />

This year began my second first year of uni, and what is<br />

overall my third year of study. Overall, I’d rate first year #2 a<br />

lot higher than first year #1, and therefore university #2 a lot<br />

higher than university #1. And so we have an answer to the<br />

ancient debate that is Monash vs. Melbourne Uni (well, not<br />

really, but I like to think that my opinion matters more than<br />

the research stats that the national rankings come from).<br />

I actually got into Monash first when I finished year 12, but<br />

being a bit of wanker I wanted to go to the best uni in the<br />

country, so I actually ended up starting at Melbourne Uni<br />

instead. I mean, what’s not to like? The campus is like an<br />

Australian version of Hogwarts and all those ‘we’re the best’<br />

advertisements make you feel like you’re basically going to<br />

Harvard. Melbourne Uni is the promised land of the Victorian<br />

higher education world: the computer labs span buildings<br />

and buildings with shitty Acer desktops, it boasts something<br />

like eight different libraries on campus, and it has both a<br />

hundred-year-old quad and modern buildings with revolving<br />

doors (that actually work, thanks Monash). If all of your<br />

dreams about uni could be lumped together in one place,<br />

it would be Melbourne uni – where uni really is what it is in<br />

preppy American films. It’s something magical. Well, it is on<br />

the surface.<br />

And now we get to those dreaded three word: The<br />

Melbourne Model (AKA the dream-crushing way that<br />

Melbourne Uni makes you do a single undergrad before<br />

you can think about doing anything like Law, Medicine,<br />

Teaching, Nursing, Dentistry, Vet medicine, and so on). It’s<br />

all about postgrad degrees that have ridiculously high entry<br />

requirements. That might not be so bad – you could work<br />

hard, do well, and get in, no worries. However, Melbourne Uni<br />

makes it pretty hard for you to actually do that. With the<br />

exception of a Masters of Education (60%+ entry, internal<br />

applications accepted first), it’s actually really hard to get the<br />

scores for these degrees.<br />

Melbourne Uni has to be the only place I’ve heard of that<br />

employs undergrads as tutors. I knew of people who did well<br />

in subjects and were offered tutoring roles for the same<br />

subject in the following semester. That means that in first<br />

year, you’d potentially have a second or third year undergrad<br />

as your tutor as opposed to a postgrad student, and either<br />

way, I didn’t feel as if either were particularly effective. The<br />

Melbourne Model suddenly became a lot more difficult to<br />

progress through, and those postgrad entry scores began to<br />

slip further and further away.<br />

Here’s where Monash comes in, waving awkwardly and<br />

hoping that you look past its ‘70s look. Monash just wants<br />

to be your friend, and I mean that – it’s all about the student<br />

experience. In contrast to its arch nemesis, Monash seems to<br />

care how well you do.<br />

The first thing that anyone said to me at Monash was<br />

‘make sure you get the most out of your time here’, which,<br />

compared to Melbourne’s ‘congratulations, you’re the best’,<br />

was a bit of a relief. Monash didn’t have high expectations for<br />

me; if the state of Victoria was a school, Melbourne would be<br />

the principal who doesn’t remember your name unless you’re<br />

on the honour roll, and Monash would be the teacher who just<br />

wants you to enjoy their class.<br />

I feel like Melbourne might suffer from what we can<br />

probably call the Top 3 Effect; that is, it cares a lot about<br />

its research because of rankings, and not so much about<br />

its undergraduates. Monash, on the other hand, seems<br />

to balance both. Student experience, particularly in the<br />

undergrad years, doesn’t suffer at the expense of research,<br />

and overall the university seems to set its undergrads up<br />

for further studies pretty well. The tutors that I’ve had so far,<br />

seem to know their shit.<br />

Anyway, serious stuff aside, I’ve made this handy table to<br />

show you just how we shape up to Melbourne Uni in the great<br />

debate:<br />

Parking<br />

Public<br />

Transport<br />

Stalkerspace<br />

O Week<br />

Motto<br />

Ease of<br />

navigating<br />

campus<br />

Events<br />

Clubs<br />

We complain (a lot), but at least we<br />

can drive to uni (albeit sometimes<br />

inconvenient).<br />

They’ve got this one, unfortunately.<br />

Something about two major tram stops as<br />

well as buses.<br />

Ours is sometimes a touch creepy, but<br />

entertaining. Theirs is about bikes for sale<br />

and honest advice on whether or not you<br />

should do postgrad. I think we win this one.<br />

We win hands-down. Their o week is really<br />

only for the people who pay $20k+ a year to<br />

live on campus.<br />

"I’m still learning" vs. "May I grow in the<br />

esteem of future generations" Theirs might<br />

as well read "We’re the best!!!" so this one<br />

goes to Monash.<br />

We should all stop complaining and<br />

download Lost On Campus and be done with<br />

it. But still, I think they win, Clayton is kind<br />

of ridiculous.<br />

They do kind of have at least one group<br />

offering free beer on most days... but we do<br />

fun things like markets and movie nights<br />

and our campus bar is actually affordable.<br />

Depends what you’re into I suppose.<br />

Our Socialist Alternative was disbanded and<br />

theirs wasn’t. Go us!! Also we have way more<br />

variety, and every club tends to be a lot more<br />

inclusive :)


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STUDENT AFFAIRS<br />

BY GEoRGIA<br />

CoX<br />

Stress now, work<br />

later<br />

You’re stressed, right? Same. So instead of being productive and<br />

doing my assignments, I set out to learn about students’ stress.<br />

I asked students what they thought were the biggest stresses<br />

facing students right now during their degree, but also what they<br />

expect will be causing us stress immediately after we finish our<br />

degree, and then what possible stresses we’ll be faced with in 10<br />

years from now.<br />

Firstly, why are we studying? It seems to be a recurring trend<br />

that students are studying because they want the most<br />

career prospects at the end of their course, generally for their<br />

own future benefits. Eventually, we all want to have a decent<br />

career so we can earn enough money to live comfortably, and<br />

not have to worry too much about paying bills, sending kids<br />

to school, having a mortgage, and so forth.<br />

I’m sure none of this is news to you. However, for most of<br />

us the problem is that we also need money in the short term<br />

(i.e. now) to live day-to-day. For the majority of us, this means<br />

pushing ourselves through low-paying retail or hospitality<br />

jobs. Most of the jobs we have aren’t necessarily high in<br />

stress, but the fact that we are spending sometimes up to<br />

25 hours a week working adds to the stress of uni because<br />

we lose 25 hours a week that could have been dedicated to<br />

studying, or better yet, having a social life. Sure, we need<br />

to work to pay rent/Myki fines, or whatever it may be, and<br />

sometimes having a part-time job is a necessary distraction<br />

from assignments. However at the end of the week, on a<br />

Sunday night with 3 assignments due and exams looming,<br />

we often struggle to juggle all of these things.<br />

The bright side of this scenario is that, you probably only<br />

have a few more years of this kind of work/study/sometimes<br />

play lifestyle, if you’re planning on finishing your course. So<br />

what will happen at the end of your studies?<br />

I found first and foremost that because most students<br />

are in it to gain long-term benefits, (i.e. a career), they’re<br />

constantly worrying that they will struggle to find one which<br />

they’ll be happy with. "Ideally a career would be nice, but<br />

I’m not sure where I want to end up," says one Electrical<br />

Engineering student.<br />

The overwhelming sentiment seems to be that we all feel<br />

underprepared for upcoming exams and assignments. But<br />

what about when we get out into the real world? Will we feel<br />

underprepared then as well, for ‘real life’ tasks? It seems that<br />

amongst all this work and study it’s almost impossible to<br />

find time to hone in on skills, make connections, and find<br />

internship opportunities.<br />

And what do people generally think will be their biggest<br />

stress in 10 years time once they (hopefully) have developed a<br />

career? "Probably my job" is the omnipresent response.<br />

I gave students from different disciplines a range of<br />

different common stress factors and asked them to rank<br />

them in order of most stressful. Currently, the biggest trouble<br />

is managing to pass units whilst working part-time. Worrying<br />

about needing money and having to work all weekend but<br />

also knowing that there are assignments that you need to<br />

complete is a burden to the majority of us.<br />

So, after your course, one of the major stresses facing<br />

students seems to be finding a job fresh out of uni, and then<br />

10 years down the track we’ll be stressing about having a job!<br />

I’m starting to think I should never have done this research<br />

for this article.<br />

But maybe I was naïve in my vain attempt to find a quick<br />

solution to stop this relentless pressure. When I think about<br />

it, isn’t that the nature of our lives? If we didn’t have to deal<br />

with stress, would we be productive? No. We would just spend<br />

even more time on Stalkerspace than we currently do (hard<br />

to believe, I know. But I’ve done the research, so trust me).<br />

So we have to remember that yes, we will likely be working<br />

until we are 60, 70, 80 years old, so that stress is not likely<br />

to go away any time soon. The trick is to make stress<br />

productive, rather than detrimental.<br />

During the course of my research I spoke Kiki who is<br />

currently working 12 hours a week lifeguarding while trying<br />

to finish her media and communications degree. She told me<br />

that "I like to think that [working part-time] adds stress but<br />

if anything it does actually help because I end up utilising<br />

the small amount of time I have to study better, it almost<br />

puts more pressure on me to work". Kiki made me realise<br />

that when used positively, stress can be a useful tool in<br />

increasing productivity.<br />

At the end of the day, remind yourself why you are faced<br />

with this stress: because you chose to take this arduous,<br />

challenging path in order to better your life in the long run. It<br />

may seem never-ending, but nobody has ever achieved any<br />

type of substantial progress by doing something within their<br />

comfort zone.


STUDENT AFFAIRS 21<br />

No Porn in the<br />

Library!<br />

DANO<br />

BY RUBEE<br />

It’s simply about consideration for those<br />

around you – you don’t know who is watching<br />

and what they’ve been through.<br />

Like all things entirely cringe worthy, this tale begins with<br />

Stalkerspace. An image was recently posted of a librarian<br />

watching porn, and now we’re watching further action unfold<br />

after the Women’s Department issued a series of complaints.<br />

This is where you probably say something about feminists<br />

and how they ruin everything, like your God-given right to<br />

watch porn in the library, but hey, let’s think about part of<br />

that phrase; in the library. I don’t really think there’s anything<br />

wrong with porn, assuming you’re in an appropriate setting<br />

to be watching it (namely, in private). I know that some<br />

feminists will say that porn is exploitative and reinforces<br />

patriarchal ideas and such, but honestly I don’t believe in<br />

limiting anybody sexually, so if a woman wants to be in a<br />

porno – and while there are some that don’t want to, there<br />

are plenty that do – then fucking good on her, okay? This<br />

shouldn’t be about the fact that it’s porn; it should be about<br />

the fact that it was in the library, where the man should have<br />

been working, and that’s pretty inappropriate.<br />

Now before we jump to conclusions, for all we know, he<br />

could have been sent a link, clicked it, and totally been<br />

trolled by some hilarious individual (I know, unlikely, but<br />

still, we have to remember something about innocent until<br />

proven guilty). We shouldn’t go on a witch-hunt for this guy<br />

before what actually happened is determined by the Monash<br />

administration, which is currently handling this. ‘They also<br />

wanted to me to let everyone know that they regard the<br />

behaviour as very serious and are treating it as such,’ said<br />

one of the Women’s officers on the Women’s Department<br />

Facebook page.<br />

The same Women’s officer later issued another statement:<br />

‘I received a phone call informing me that an individual is<br />

currently under investigation for the incident at Caulfield<br />

library. The IT department are also making changes to ensure<br />

people can no longer access pornography at the library. That<br />

is the last update they will give me as any more info would be<br />

a breach of privacy and process.’ This, to me at least, seems<br />

like a step in the right direction. No, you shouldn’t be able to<br />

watch porn in the library, because it can make other people<br />

feel uncomfortable. Moreover, if you were to do that while<br />

you were working in the library, it gets into some pretty grey<br />

workplace harassment areas.<br />

As for the IT department’s attempts at blocking porn, this<br />

might not work so well. Considering China can’t manage<br />

to totally block everything they want from their internet,<br />

Monash might struggle. There’s always a way around blocks,<br />

though it does make it more difficult. This in itself could<br />

serve as deterrence because as it might cause people to<br />

reconsider whether they should be attempting to access<br />

blocked websites in a public space.<br />

The Women’s Department does not want to ruin everyone’s<br />

fun; the complaints do point out a serious breach of<br />

workplace conduct in multiple areas. Firstly, if you’re at work,<br />

you should be doing your job. You shouldn’t be watching<br />

Netflix at work, even if it’s the most G-rated show that you<br />

could possibly stream. Secondly, watching pornography<br />

in the workplace is in violation of sexual harassment<br />

laws, and the general consensus is that you shouldn’t be<br />

watching it. It could potentially make other people feel<br />

unsafe or uncomfortable, and while this is where words<br />

like ‘oversensitive’ and ‘politically correct’ could be thrown<br />

around, in all seriousness you can’t know whether the<br />

stranger sitting beside you in the library will be down with<br />

you watching porn. According to the Bureau of Statistics<br />

(2006), one in five women over fifteen have experienced<br />

sexual violence and seeing pornographic images in a public<br />

place could potentially be upsetting for these people. It’s<br />

simply about consideration for those around you – you don’t<br />

know who is watching and what they’ve been through.<br />

No matter what you think about the actions taken by<br />

the Women’s Department’s, pornography in general, or the<br />

librarian in question, the main issue here is twofold. When<br />

you’re at work, being paid to work (by us, by the university),<br />

you should be doing your job. Secondly, watching porn in a<br />

public place might make someone feel uncomfortable, hence<br />

it is unacceptable, whether you’re working or not. This isn’t<br />

the kind of situation to get into an argument about political<br />

correctness or feminism going too far, it’s simply about<br />

considering other people.


22<br />

STUDENT AFFAIRS<br />

BY JULIA<br />

PILLAI<br />

An open letter to<br />

‘Desk Leavers’<br />

Coming up to the beloved business end of last semester,<br />

I naturally found myself spending more time in the many libraries<br />

of Monash, spending hours hunched over my laptop hurriedly<br />

writing my final essays. Despite becoming more accustomed to<br />

the environment of university libraries, I became aware and was<br />

unable to accept a particular breed of student:<br />

the Desk Leaver.<br />

Desk Leavers themselves are difficult to spot because these<br />

students are hardly ever seen in the libraries, let alone<br />

to be using desks. However much like how feral rabbits<br />

ravage through the natural landscape, forever changing<br />

their environment, the desk-leavers leave traces; a couple of<br />

textbooks, an exercise book, snackfood, sometimes in more<br />

extreme cases tablets, phones or laptops, all neatly arranged<br />

on an otherwise free desk.<br />

I should note that there is nothing objectionable with<br />

leaving belongings on desks for short periods of time, such<br />

as to go to the bathroom, to get a drink from a vending<br />

machine, to get a book from one of the racks, to have a quick<br />

pace or stretch around the library after sitting for a long<br />

time. These activities will not qualify you as a ‘Desk Leaver’.<br />

Desk Leavers are those people who consistently leave their<br />

belongings on desks, for as long as 3-4 hours. The plague that<br />

is the Desk leaver is rampant; lines of desks in the library<br />

are now left unattended with someone else’s shit on it just<br />

so you can’t work there, leaving you to your own devices. You<br />

may be forced to lie down and type, or type in lotus position,<br />

perhaps stand and place your laptop on the bookrack to work.<br />

At times you may be more resourceful, finding an empty book<br />

"Perhaps we should<br />

be more militant,<br />

shaming Desk Leavers<br />

on stalkerspace..."<br />

trolley and stool to create a makeshift desk. I have tried it<br />

all - I feel like I should invest in a fold up chair and desk next<br />

exam season...<br />

Laugh as much as you want, but the Desk Leaver is a<br />

tyrant on society. They deserve the same scorn as bad<br />

parkers and turnitin. As much as we say we’re at university<br />

to make friends, we are here for parties, clubs & societies,<br />

activism and politics, and for the best of us- contributing to<br />

student media, ultimately we are at university to study so<br />

we can evolve into educated people. The Desk Leaver poses<br />

a direct threat towards our ability to do what we are here to<br />

do. Most of us are polite because we would never move the<br />

desk-leaver’s shit, because that would be mean. Hence, we<br />

don’t work on the desk, because we don’t want to have a fight.<br />

Perhaps we should be more militant, shaming Desk Leavers<br />

on stalkerspace, writing angry notes, or maybe we should<br />

even evolve into the ‘exam season bunny’. This would entail<br />

hiding their laptops and books in random places for the desk<br />

leaver to search frantically for their items while the deadline<br />

for their essay comes near, though that in itself is just as<br />

petty as being a Desk Leaver.<br />

So to the Desk Leavers reading this letter - shame on you.<br />

Before you say ‘I was doing an essay that was due on the day,<br />

I couldn’t lose my spot’ or ‘I needed to go to class’ or ‘I had to<br />

get lunch’, I’ll say this; we all needed a spot, we were all doing<br />

that essay, we all had classes to go to, we all had to get lunch.<br />

You’re all grown ups, learn how to share; we could use that<br />

desk when you aren’t there.


STUDENT AFFAIRS 23<br />

What Would<br />

Happen if we<br />

Just Didn’t Pay<br />

Back our HECS?<br />

REA<br />

BY MALI<br />

With students collectively going on a strike and refusing to pay<br />

back their student loans, the American department of Education<br />

is about to find out what exactly happens when students refuse to<br />

repay their tuition fees.<br />

The movement began with 15 students from the private<br />

Corinthian College refusing to pay their debt back upon<br />

realising the degrees they were awarded from the for-profit<br />

institution were barely worth the paper they were written<br />

on. With a group called The Debt Collective, students from<br />

Corinthian College demanded that their loans be cancelled<br />

on the grounds that they were defrauded. However the<br />

Department of Education were not easily swayed, despite<br />

conducting their own investigations in to the institution.<br />

It has become fairly obvious that the Department of<br />

Education are in cahoots with the private companies and<br />

investors who profit from student debt. They allow these<br />

private institutions access to government funding to prop<br />

them up and even when they are disgraced to the extent of<br />

Corinthian, they continue to assist them in finding a buyer.<br />

Even though the college has been known to be in trouble for<br />

many years, the Department of Education had continued to<br />

help them, and now that it has closed they have done far less<br />

than the all-volunteer Debt Collective in getting student debt<br />

discharged.<br />

Student debt in America has reached crisis point, it is only<br />

second to credit card debt with Americans owing 1.2 trillion<br />

dollars. At a Department of Education hearing collective<br />

organisers reminded the department that Corinthian College<br />

was not the exception, that for profit colleges putting<br />

graduates in to poverty has become the norm.<br />

The Debt Collective are challenging power of this 1.2 trillion<br />

dollar debt under the fundamental belief that;<br />

"If you owe the bank a thousand dollars, the bank owns<br />

you. If you owe the bank a trillion dollars, you own the bank.<br />

Together, we own the bank."<br />

The idea is that when put together, their total amount of<br />

debt becomes powerful and gives students collective control,<br />

thousands of graduates have signed on to the campaign,<br />

together representing $72 million in debt.<br />

Many organisations have shown their support and<br />

endorsed the debt strikers, including the New York Times<br />

editorial board and the American Federation of Teachers.<br />

The Debt Collective show us how effective the collective<br />

The Debt Collective are<br />

challenging power of this<br />

1.2 trillion dollar debt under<br />

the fundamental belief<br />

that; "If you owe the bank a<br />

thousand dollars, the bank<br />

owns you. If you owe the<br />

bank a trillion dollars, you<br />

own the bank. Together, we<br />

own the bank."<br />

action of students can be. By undermining the government<br />

and the student debt collectors, these students and<br />

graduates have taken control of their debt and in a wider<br />

sense, they have empowered all students within their<br />

universities.<br />

One of the more subtle aspects of the Liberal higher<br />

education reforms in Australia has been the offering of<br />

commonwealth supported places to private providers, the<br />

first step in privatising the entire system. If this were to pass,<br />

colleges like Corinthian College would appear in Australia,<br />

and as they are for-profit, would abuse their government<br />

funding and put students in serious debt without legitimate<br />

qualifications. The story of Corinthian College and the Debt<br />

Collective is a pertinent warning for us in Australia.<br />

A protest is being held to oppose the Americanisation<br />

of the Australian on August 19th, the MSA will be providing<br />

buses leaving at 1pm from Robert Blackwood Hall, join us<br />

earlier at 12 for a BBQ on the Menzies Lawn.<br />

Mali Rea is the Education (Public Affairs) Officer


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STUDENT AFFAIRS<br />

BY STUDENT<br />

AFFAIRS TEAM<br />

New Semester’s<br />

Resolutions<br />

"Last semester I spent way too much time at Sir John’s Bar instead<br />

of going to my tutes, so this semester I’m not studying."<br />

"I lose a lot of marks in my essays for spelling and grammar, so this<br />

semester I’ll make sure I proofreed my work to spot any typos."<br />

New semester. Fresh start. Time to right the wrongs<br />

of Semester 1 and redeem yourself. Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> took to<br />

the streets to ask students what their new semester’s<br />

resolutions are.<br />

"In an effort to save money this semester, I’m bringing lunch from<br />

home. Some of the food on campus can be so expensive - like once<br />

I had lunch at Peri Peri and the hospital bills for the next three days<br />

were ridiculous!"<br />

"This semester I’m looking to get in shape, so I bought a blue permit<br />

so I get to walk from the Synchrotron every day."<br />

"I’ve decided to use my holidays productively this winter. I’ve bingewatched<br />

all my shows now before classes start so I don’t have to<br />

catch up on them when assignments are due."<br />

"I got sick of all the Arts student jokes so this semester I’ve<br />

transferred into a Hospitality course, majoring in flipping burgers."<br />

"I’ve always wanted to travel, so this semester I’ll study abroad in<br />

Berwick."<br />

"This semester I’m looking to be more independent so I’ve moved<br />

out of home and am living in the Science Centre study room for the<br />

semester. Noise is a problem, but at least the rent is cheap."<br />

"My marks were great last semester, I got Ps in all of my subjects. I’d<br />

like to adjust my work life balance though, so this semester I’ll be<br />

going to Da Club more often."<br />

"I got into an awful habit of putting things off last semester, so I’ve<br />

deferred my course to enrol in a discipline building program."<br />

"Last semester I spent way too much time at Sir John’s Bar instead<br />

of going to my tutes, this semester I’m doing all my drinking offcampus."<br />

"I’m looking for love this semester. Most of my time this semester<br />

will be taken up by posting pictures of strangers on StalkerSpace<br />

in the hopes that one of them will be flattered enough to accept my<br />

offer of coffee."


STUDENT AFFAIRS 25<br />

Month Week Date Event Club Time Location Type<br />

JUL 1<br />

AUG<br />

2<br />

3<br />

4<br />

Event Schedule<br />

EVENT CALENDAR<br />

Wed 29th Social Enterprise Stories SEED 18:00 TBD Academic Event (Guest Speaker/Networking)<br />

Thu 30th Mid Year Festival MSA 13:00 H3, Menzies, 20 Chn (11) Other<br />

Fri 31st Trivia Night/Harry's Birthday Muggles 19:00 Sir John's Bar Trivia Night<br />

Fri 31st Container Fest Launch MUST 18:00 MUST Hub Space Other<br />

Mon 3rd Winter Blues MSA 16:00 The Chalet, corner Sports & Exhibition Performance/Arts<br />

Tue 4th Snow Party MSA 21:00 The Chalet, corner Sports & Exhibition Ball/Cruise/Party<br />

Wed 5th Mid-­‐Winter Carnival MSA 16:00 The Chalet, corner Sports & Exhibition Other<br />

Thu 6th Comedy Night MSA 17:30 The Chalet, corner Sports & Exhibition Performance/Arts<br />

Fri 7th Friday Night Freeze MSA 16:30 Monash Sport Other<br />

TBD EGM Amnesty TBD TBD Other<br />

Wed 12th Networking Workshop CCA 17:00 Clayton Campus Academic Event (Guest Speaker/Networking)<br />

Wed 12th Social Enterprise Workshop SEED 18:00 TBD Academic Event (Guest Speaker/Networking)<br />

Sun 17th UNIHACK <strong>2015</strong> Presentation Day WIRED 16:30 Inspire9 (1/41 Stewart St, Melbourne) Other<br />

Tue 18th Women in Psychology Seminar SNAPS 18:00 South 1 Lecture Theatre Academic Event (Guest Speaker/Networking)<br />

Thu 20th Corporate Dinner CCA 18:00 Langham Hotel Academic Event (Guest Speaker/Networking)<br />

TBD Bake Sale for Friends of Refugees Amnesty TBD TBD Other<br />

SEP 6 Tue 2nd Cross-­‐Campus Yule Ball Muggles 19:00 Leonda by the Yarra, Hawthorn Ball/Cruise/Party<br />

Amnesty -­‐ Amnesty Monash<br />

CCA -­‐ Computing & Commerce Association<br />

Muggles -­‐ Monash Muggles<br />

MUST -­‐ Monash Uni Student Theatre<br />

SEED -­‐ Socio-­‐Economic Engagement and Development<br />

SNAPS -­‐ Students' Neuroscience & Psychology Society<br />

WIRED -­‐ Monash IT Student Society<br />

Event Types<br />

Ball/Cruise/Party<br />

BBQ<br />

Academic Event (Guest Speaker/Networking)<br />

Other<br />

Weekly Event<br />

Performance/Arts<br />

Trivia Night<br />

* Please double check event details with club in case of changes<br />

** To enter events in the Calendar for Semester 2 check club emails around late June!<br />

Facilities and Services<br />

Clayton campus - parking update<br />

The University has opened two new free offsite car parks for students.<br />

The two parks are north of the campus at 264 Ferntree Gully Road, next to the<br />

The Notting Hill Hotel, and in Howleys Road, opposite the childcare centre. Three<br />

mini-buses will provide a park-and-ride service every 10 minutes from Ferntree<br />

Gully Road.<br />

The Wellington Road car park is now a mixture of carpooling and blue permit<br />

parking while the upper level of SE4 multilevel park has been converted to blue<br />

permit parking.<br />

Construction is underway on the former SW2 car park and the only<br />

remaining spaces are for red and yellow permit holders.<br />

For more information on the parking update visit:<br />

http://www.monash.edu/people/transport-parking/parking-at-clayton<br />

Further queries: Ask.Monash. Security and Traffic 99027777


Monash Student Association<br />

Student Rights<br />

When things go wrong...<br />

Level 1, Campus Centre<br />

(Next to MSA Reception)<br />

21 Chancellors Walk<br />

msa.monash.edu/studentrights<br />

• Unit Failure (Exclusion)<br />

• Discipline<br />

• Grievance<br />

• Special Consideration<br />

...and you need to understand your options.<br />

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What is Steiner education? Do you want<br />

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qualified for both Steiner schools and<br />

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Information evening for enrolling in the<br />

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pathway to a Bachelor of Education at<br />

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and the University of Technology in Sydney.<br />

This is an accredited two year full-time course.<br />

VET Fee Help and Austudy are available for<br />

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INFORMATION EVENING<br />

When: Monday 7th Sept <strong>2015</strong><br />

Time: 7.30-9.00 p.m.<br />

Where: The Melbourne Rudolf<br />

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email: office@steinerseminar.com<br />

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27<br />

PoLITICS<br />

Science & Engineering<br />

ILLUSTRATION BY SARAH FERN — notafern.com<br />

ARTICLES BY<br />

Melissa Cafarella<br />

Carolyn Vlasveld<br />

Sunny Liu<br />

Alisoun Townsend<br />

Kathy Zhang<br />

Rachel Brasse


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SCIENCE & ENGINEERING<br />

BY MELISSA<br />

CAFARELLA<br />

How to 3D Print Your<br />

Perfect Partner<br />

"Scientists, now more than ever,<br />

have a great capacity to manipulate<br />

nature at its very core. "<br />

3D printing (also called additive manufacturing) is all the<br />

rage at the moment and is a relatively new technology,<br />

invented in the 1980s. It was originally used for rapid<br />

prototyping of an object to give the manufacturer an idea of<br />

the final 3D product they were creating. All the credit for the<br />

creation of the first 3D printing technique is often given to<br />

Charles Hull, who built upon two methods invented earlier<br />

by Dr. Hideo Kodama. Hull patented the first 3D printing<br />

technology and also founded the company 3D Systems. The<br />

technique Hull named Stereolithography is one of seven<br />

different methods of 3D printing (known as ‘processes’)<br />

defined by the American Society for Testing and Materials<br />

(ASTM). The others include vat photopolymerisation, material<br />

jetting, binder jetting, material extrusion, powder bed fusion,<br />

sheet lamination and direct energy deposition. Despite<br />

these all sounding complicated, 3D printing is based on<br />

simple principles. Prior to additive manufacturing, we had<br />

subtractive manufacturing – which involved carving a design<br />

from a chunk of material. Additive manufacturing is the<br />

opposite process; it involves building your 3D model from the<br />

ground up – in layers (think: adding different slices to your<br />

sandwich).<br />

In order to print out an object that you desire, you’re going<br />

to need a couple of things:<br />

A 3D printer - which are upwards of $1,000<br />

Materials for the printer to use, such as:<br />

Gold (14K) – $600 per cm3<br />

Steel – $5 per cm3<br />

Plastic – $0.28 per cm3<br />

A 3D modelling program or a 3D scanner<br />

Larger models require larger printers that may contain more<br />

lasers and thus the cost of printer increases with these<br />

factors.<br />

Designs for objects are available online, or if you have a<br />

creative side and a knack for some tricky computer software<br />

then you can 3D print almost anything, only limited by the<br />

extent of your imagination. The computer data is then sent<br />

to the 3D printer, much like printing a word document on<br />

an inkjet printer. The 3D printer builds your object in layers<br />

or slices, commonly out of a ceramic resin or polymer and<br />

hardens when exposed to UV light.<br />

The future of 3D printing is set to soar in the next few<br />

years. The possibilities are endless and are currently<br />

being exploited commercially with companies such as<br />

ASDA in the UK enabling customers to get 3D miniature<br />

models of themselves and<br />

hospitals in China giving<br />

pregnant patients the<br />

opportunity to visualise a 3D<br />

representation of their baby<br />

based on their ultrasound.<br />

Tissue engineering is<br />

A 3D printed guitar body.<br />

Anything is possible with<br />

this new technology.<br />

Image from: http://www.odd.org.<br />

nz/atom.html<br />

also exploring how to use cells to print working organs<br />

for transplants – a 3D printed kidney has already been<br />

successfully implanted into a mouse. Scientists, now more<br />

than ever, have a great capacity to manipulate nature at its<br />

very core.<br />

It is also predicted that the consumer, in the future, will be<br />

able to customise products at will and have them produced<br />

via 3D printing on the spot. Not only does this save the retail<br />

industry storage space but it also saves wastage of stock.<br />

The scary side of the story is that the average consumer<br />

can now have access to working parts of any object they<br />

want – including weapons. Blueprints of working guns are<br />

available online and although some laws are in place (most<br />

countries have banned the practice), it is unlikely to deter<br />

everyone. offenders usually do not use 3D printed guns yet<br />

this technology opens a new avenue for an alternative source<br />

of firearms for those that do not usually have access to them.<br />

Yoshitomo Imura was arrested in 2014 in Japan as the first<br />

person to possess 3D printed firearms – yet he did no harm<br />

with them. The release and production of personal weapons<br />

can be likened to downloading music or movies illegally – it<br />

is impossible to stop and it is more likely that regulation,<br />

rather than prohibition, will aid in the protection of the global<br />

community.<br />

3D printing has a long way to go in terms of economical<br />

issues too. It is argued that rather than consumers buying<br />

products, they will just print their own. This is certainly a<br />

possibility but industries will need to embrace rather than<br />

push away this technology. In order for businesses to become<br />

successful entities they need to appeal to the wider majority.<br />

It is likely that as 3D printing becomes more accessible to<br />

the public the demand for personalisation of products will<br />

also increase.<br />

So are we now, as the consumer, going to be given more<br />

power than ever? Should the public be scared of weapons<br />

becoming more accessible? Will companies embrace this<br />

new technology? What are the ethical considerations behind<br />

printing new organs and tissue? Are we messing with nature?<br />

These are only a few questions that we need to ask about the<br />

future of 3D printing, and especially, will we eventually be<br />

able to print our own dream partner?


SCIENCE & ENGINEERING 29<br />

BY CAROLYN<br />

VLASVELD


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SCIENCE & ENGINEERING 31<br />

What’s Up Doc?<br />

Anita finished her Bachelor and Masters degrees in organic and<br />

physical chemistry at Northeast Normal University in China<br />

before coming to Monash for her PhD in organic science in 2011.<br />

Her supervisor Dr. Steven Langford suggested that her work<br />

with gas separation and the design of porous materials was<br />

interesting. Anita has so far had her research findings published<br />

in journals such as Crystal Engineering Communications and<br />

Organic Chemistry Communications.<br />

INTERVIEWED BY SUNNY LIU<br />

SHUANG (ANITA) WANG<br />

What’s the current area of your research?<br />

My current focus is on organic synthesis. My project involves<br />

the synthesis of porous materials. My supervisor initially<br />

brought up this idea, and I further developed it into the full<br />

shape and added the application of solvent gases absorption.<br />

It was a challenge for me to do organic chemistry. My major<br />

project is the synthesis of powerine, which is very hard to<br />

synthesize. I found out that this kind of material can be<br />

applied into gas absorption. It can selectively absorb CO2 by<br />

mixing nitrogen or water molecules, so it can be applied to<br />

the area of vehicle emission, because it absorbs CO2 rather<br />

than other gases.<br />

Have you done any related research before?<br />

Yes. I did my masters degree on metal organics, which is<br />

related to what I’m involved in at the moment. My current<br />

area is different from what I did before because it’s still in the<br />

early stages and is not very well developed; this is a supermolecular<br />

porous material.<br />

Coming from a Chinese background, have you found any<br />

differences in the way research is conducted at Monash?<br />

Very different. Working at the lab here is a very independent<br />

process. There’s teamwork as well, but most of the time you<br />

have to be self-independent.<br />

Is there enough support and resources for you at Monash?<br />

There are a lot of resources and support at Monash. For<br />

certain research, you need a lot of techniques to characterise<br />

your compound. It’s not necessarily like, in one group, you<br />

have all the instruments you need. You need to communicate<br />

with other groups and find what you want.<br />

A general stereotype of PhD students is that they can’t<br />

"switch off" their brain. What do you say in response to<br />

that?<br />

I think it is true that some of us are like that. But still we can<br />

have a lot of activities in our leisure time. I play the piano<br />

sometimes to just release myself. It’s very important to<br />

communicate with the outside world instead of only focusing<br />

on your work. You can get some research ideas from others.<br />

Does conducting research make you feel disconnected<br />

from the outside world?<br />

Yes, sometimes we don’t even have time to read news or<br />

attend activities that are outside the chemistry world. But<br />

when you do something that nobody has done before, the<br />

sense of accomplishment brought by experiments outweighs<br />

the solitude.<br />

Have you faced any gender-related stereotypes or<br />

discriminations as a woman in science?<br />

I’m just really focused on what I’m doing. We all have a good<br />

attitude at work so it separates our personal emotions.<br />

There is about an equal divide between the number of men<br />

and women in the School of Chemistry. So there is a gender<br />

diversity and we are all equal.<br />

What’s the most rewarding part of your research<br />

experience?<br />

Doing research in chemistry has helped me develop my selfindependence,<br />

working abilities and creativity. I face a lot of<br />

difficulties during my research, because no one has done this<br />

before and no one knows what will happen next. Finding the<br />

right solution for the problem really helps me with my logical<br />

thinking and communication skills.<br />

Do you plan to research in the same area when you finish<br />

with your current project?<br />

I plan to change to a new field, because to be a scientist, the<br />

research you are involved in is very important. I already have<br />

the experience in organic chemistry and a variety of research<br />

background can be useful. My dream is to do research that<br />

can really make a difference in its application.


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SCIENCE & ENGINEERING<br />

BY ALISOUN<br />

TOWNSEND<br />

The Daily Grind<br />

"Caffeine is the most consumed psychoactive<br />

drug in the world. Uni students follow this<br />

pattern, with caffeine playing a huge part of<br />

our lives."<br />

09.30<br />

The cat wakes me up by sitting on my head. I can hear<br />

music and my parents moving around so I get up rather<br />

than face suffocation. Staying with my parents over the<br />

holidays means there’s always tea in the teapot and a pot<br />

of coffee can easily be made. I pour myself a cup of tea and<br />

begin to write this article.<br />

I was never a coffee drinker. I drank tea filled with milk<br />

and honey like it was water, but never coffee. Although the<br />

smell was wonderful, I despised the bitter taste. Anyone<br />

who tried to offer me coffee instead of tea would have<br />

been met with glare.<br />

It wasn’t until the summer of 2013 when I spent time<br />

in Sweden with friends that I truly fell in love with coffee.<br />

Maybe it was the warm, lazy days that stretched into each<br />

other with no break, all the fikas we had or the need I felt<br />

to stay awake and experience as much as I could of a<br />

Swedish summer.<br />

When I left Sweden, I was well and truly addicted to coffee.<br />

I had never craved something before. It felt bizarre, like<br />

I could hardly function without a cup of coffee. I went to<br />

stay with a friend in Austria, who introduced me to one of<br />

the great wonders of continental Europe – the 1.20 large<br />

iced Americano from Starbucks. It was cheaper than<br />

water and I lived on it as I travelled. In hindsight, drinking<br />

so much coffee wasn’t good for me, but it made me feel<br />

better when I was hung over and trying to catch a 7am<br />

train.<br />

10.45<br />

I come back to this article with a plunger filled with<br />

coffee and sit it next to me. Black dark roasted coffee is a<br />

weakness for me, maybe because it tastes just like dark<br />

chocolate. Yesterday I’d made a deal with myself to try<br />

and write this article with as much caffeine in my system<br />

as possible. Now it’s staring me in the face, this seems<br />

like a bad idea. The last time I drank heaps of coffee was<br />

when my friend was trying to teach me how to be a barista<br />

(which is harder than it looks and no one is allowed to<br />

mock baristas near me ever again). I could physically feel<br />

my heart beating that day and I had the worst night’s<br />

sleep.<br />

Caffeine is the most consumed psychoactive drug in<br />

the world. Uni students follow this pattern, with caffeine<br />

playing a huge part of our lives. Approximately 98% of<br />

students report they have consumed caffeine in the past<br />

and 89% consume caffeine every month. Males are more<br />

likely to consume larger quantities of caffeine in the form<br />

of energy drinks. Caffeine usage also increases with age<br />

and year level.<br />

Caffeine raises alertness and keeps people awake<br />

through boring lectures and into the night when you<br />

realise you’re about to miss that Moodle quiz closing<br />

date. There are even studies to suggest it can reduce the<br />

risk of diabetes, gallstones, Parkinson’s disease and liver<br />

disease.<br />

But the effect of it on our bodies is often undiscussed<br />

amongst the jokes about needing so many cups of coffee<br />

to survive a morning class.<br />

Caffeine can have seriously adverse effects on sleeping<br />

patterns, which are already in jeopardy because of our<br />

varied social lives and uni timetables. The alertness that<br />

is so useful when needed can actually work against us!<br />

That may be why we’re always told to avoid caffeine after<br />

midday... who knew?!<br />

Combining caffeine and anxiousness is generally<br />

conceded to be a bad idea. Caffeine raises your heart<br />

level, can cause jitters and increase anxiousness in<br />

general. It can also create headaches.<br />

The hangover cure I so loved in Europe also doesn’t<br />

work. The placebo effect is at play! Caffeine also won’t<br />

sober people up. Getting a mug of coffee into a drunken<br />

friend won’t help sober them up – it might just make<br />

their hangover worse in the morning, as caffeine can<br />

dehydrate you.<br />

The mixing of caffeine and alcohol can also have<br />

adverse effects on you. There are few studies examining<br />

the effects of mixing caffeine and alcohol, but it is<br />

generally agreed that people are less likely to realise how<br />

drunk they are getting when consuming the two drugs<br />

together. This is due to caffeine delaying the feeling of<br />

drunkenness and sleepiness that comes with drinking<br />

alcohol. Young men are much more likely to consume<br />

energy drinks and alcohol.<br />

13.00<br />

I have to stop drinking coffee. My mother’s worried about<br />

me, I feel incredibly dehydrated and my heart thrumming<br />

in a weird tempo. I might need a detox period after this<br />

amount of caffeine. Or not, because I love to wake up to<br />

a morning cup of tea and adore chatting to my favourite<br />

barista. Perhaps, like all things in life, I need to accept a<br />

nice balance.


SCIENCE & ENGINEERING 33<br />

Prosthetic Prospects<br />

ZHANG<br />

BY KATHY<br />

Wearing a prosthetic is not a question of replacement, but of<br />

augmenting the human experience and challenging notions<br />

of disability. The type of prosthetic fitted depends on the<br />

wearer’s needs and usage, and represents a conversation<br />

between function, form and aesthetics. Wearers are not<br />

limited to standard prosthetics, with innovative materials<br />

such as the light, strong carbon fibre of Cheetah running<br />

blades used by athletes, the life-like functionality of bionic<br />

limbs, or the artistry of bespoke creations from the likes of<br />

Alexander McQueen and Scott Summit. Prosthetics can be<br />

beautiful, strong, and perhaps even better than the native<br />

limb as technology improves.<br />

http://www.wired.<br />

com/2010/12/<br />

bespokedesigns-makesbeautiful-customprosthetic-legs/<br />

Advancements in materials and technology<br />

drive the development of bionics and<br />

neuroprostheses. These technologies rely<br />

on an understanding of anatomy and<br />

biomechanics, the physics of the human<br />

body. By understanding the impact of<br />

amputation on biomechanics and how<br />

the body comes to move and compensate,<br />

mechanical systems can be developed to<br />

replace biological ones and tap into neural<br />

processes. While more traditional, body<br />

powered prosthetics operate using harnesses and pulleys<br />

strapped to the body, current bionic technology allows limbs<br />

to be directed by the wearer’s thoughts alone.<br />

While myoelectric prostheses like the Bebionic3 may<br />

read the electrical signals of nerves and muscles in the<br />

residual limb to prompt movement, others, such as the<br />

Modular Prosthetic Limb may make use of targeted muscle<br />

reinnervation (TMR). The nerves that previously innervated<br />

the missing limb portion are surgically reassigned to the<br />

remaining muscles of the residual limb. These can be<br />

controlled consciously, and the electrical and muscular<br />

signals are read. The capability and intuitive, thought-driven<br />

control of these prostheses are astounding.<br />

https://www.<br />

youtube.com/<br />

watch?v=x_<br />

zGiqV7Bmk<br />

The next hurdle researchers face is providing<br />

wearers with sensory feedback. The goal isn’t<br />

necessarily to completely restore feeling,<br />

but enough to improve motor control at<br />

least. Skin contains several types of sensory<br />

receptors, which transmit information<br />

about position, pressure, texture, vibrations,<br />

temperature and pain to the brain, creating<br />

the incredibly complex sensation we call<br />

touch. This feedback is vital to motor control. The force of<br />

our grip, for example, depends on our perceived texture of<br />

the object. Strategies to improve sensory feedback include<br />

interfacing with the residual sensory nerves, or directly<br />

interfacing with the brain’s somatosensory cortex and<br />

spinal nerves by either replicating natural sensory signals<br />

or teaching the brain a set of new sensations. Sensation has<br />

even been the accidental product of TMR.<br />

Sensory technology is not completely off limits, however.<br />

Professor Graeme Clarke developed the bionic ear, or cochlear<br />

implants in the 70’s. The Monash Vision Group is developing<br />

a bionic eye, which could restore sight in up to 85% of<br />

severely vision impaired people. Blindness can be caused by<br />

many conditions, which often damage the optic nerve. This<br />

carries information from the photoreceptors of the retina to<br />

the brain for interpretation. The bionic eye bypasses this by<br />

transmitting altered images from a digital camera directly<br />

to microchips surgically inserted into the brain. The chips<br />

stimulate the visual cortex, producing a dot pattern of light<br />

representative of the environment. With training, the wearer<br />

can recognise objects and navigate with ease, functionally<br />

restoring sight.<br />

Additionally, prostheses reveal the brain’s capacity for<br />

remodelling. Cochlear implants are most effective in young<br />

children, for example, when the brain is most plastic and<br />

capable of adapting and rewiring. However, neuroplasticity<br />

is a double edged sword, as it is also thought to be the cause<br />

of phantom limb sensation. Many amputees feel a variety<br />

of (sometimes painful) sensations in their missing limb.<br />

Researchers suggest that this may be due to mixed brain and<br />

spinal signals about the missing limb, the reorganisation<br />

of the somatosensory cortex (the area responsible for the<br />

missing limb), or the misinterpretation of neighbouring<br />

signals. Mirrored box therapy is one of many available<br />

therapies. By using a mirror to duplicate the functional limb,<br />

patients are able to watch their phantom limb "move" as<br />

they move the functional limb. By manipulating the brain’s<br />

capacity for neuroplasticity, this visual feedback may trick<br />

the brain into believing that the limb is still there, allowing<br />

the patient to be relieved of some pain.<br />

https://www.<br />

youtube.com/<br />

watch?v=x_<br />

zGiqV7Bmk<br />

A prosthetic is not just a replacement.<br />

It is a reflection of just how intricate the<br />

human body is. The immense amount of<br />

research and know-how required to build<br />

one is a testament to this fact. Thankfully,<br />

technology is catching up. Improvements<br />

in prosthetics lend themselves to<br />

animatronics and robotics, and<br />

increasingly blur the lines between what<br />

is biological and mechanical. Perhaps, in the not too distant<br />

future, we may all give up our arms for a far superior cyborg,<br />

"Terminator arm". (At least, I know I will.)


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SCIENCE & ENGINEERING 35<br />

Hand Sanitiser:<br />

Friend or Foe?<br />

Since its introduction to the public in the 1990s, hand sanitiser<br />

has rapidly grown in popularity. Although its original use was to<br />

minimise the spread of bacteria in hospitals, it has now become<br />

quite common for people to use it on a day-to-day basis.<br />

As we become more and more aware of the harmful bacteria<br />

present in our environment (especially in public places) it is<br />

quite understandable that many of us have become somewhat<br />

‘germaphobic’. It makes sense then that we fight the germs (and<br />

ease our hypochondria) with a little hand sanitiser now and then.<br />

But could hand sanitiser be doing us more harm than good?<br />

Since its introduction to the public in the 1990s, hand<br />

sanitiser has rapidly grown in popularity. Although its<br />

original use was to minimise the spread of bacteria in<br />

hospitals, it has now become quite common for people to<br />

use it on a day-to-day basis. As we become more and more<br />

aware of the harmful bacteria present in our environment<br />

(especially in public places) it is quite understandable<br />

that many of us have become somewhat ‘germaphobic’. It<br />

makes sense then that we fight the germs (and ease our<br />

hypochondria) with a little hand sanitiser now and then. But<br />

could hand sanitiser be doing us more harm than good?<br />

As many of us have already heard, there is talk of ‘super<br />

bugs’ arising from our overuse of antibacterial substances.<br />

For those who haven’t – hand sanitiser (as well as other<br />

antibacterial cleansers) kills up to 99.9% of bacteria. This<br />

means that the surviving .1% of that bacterial population is<br />

immune to the antibacterial agent used. This strain then<br />

reproduces, creating a whole new population of bacteria<br />

much stronger than the last. Re-exposure to antibacterial<br />

cleansers then kills the weaker members of this new strain<br />

meaning the survivors are even stronger and less responsive<br />

to antibiotics. Repeat the cycle again and soon enough, we’ll<br />

be left with super bugs – scary! Unfortunately, in addition<br />

to killing harmful bacteria, antibacterial soaps and hand<br />

sanitisers also kill off our bodies’ good bacteria, making it<br />

even easier for antibiotic-resistant strains to flourish. But<br />

this isn’t even the worst part.<br />

A peer-reviewed journal published in october last year<br />

has shown that using hand sanitiser before exposure to<br />

bisphenol A (BPA) can increase its absorption into our bodies.<br />

BPA is an industrial chemical commonly found in plastics,<br />

including food and beverage packaging. BPA has been linked<br />

to heart disease, hormone disorders, cancer and infertility,<br />

but the Food and Drug Administration has deemed it safe<br />

in low concentrations. Although most of our BPA exposure<br />

comes from food and beverage packaging, thermal receipt<br />

paper is coated with BPA and therefore contains high<br />

quantities of it. The study found that hand sanitiser (as well<br />

as other skin care products) contains mixtures of dermal<br />

penetration enhancing chemicals – in other words, chemicals<br />

that make our skin more absorbent. These are primarily<br />

used to increase the transdermal delivery of drugs. However,<br />

these chemicals have been found to also increase the dermal<br />

absorption of lipophilic compounds such as BPA by up to 100<br />

fold! To make matters worse, people who touched the receipt<br />

paper immediately after using hand sanitiser transferred<br />

significant amounts of free BPA to food they subsequently<br />

touched, thus doubling their exposure. This combination of<br />

dermal and oral absorption resulted in "rapid and dramatic<br />

average maximum increase in bioactive BPA" which – simply<br />

put – means an increased risk of an array of diseases.<br />

Dermal penetration enhancers include the chemicals<br />

triclosan, isopropyl myristate and propylene glycol. These are<br />

commonly found in popular hand sanitiser brands such as<br />

Dettol and Purell. However, on their own these tend to be fairly<br />

safe – with the exception of triclosan. Studies have linked<br />

triclosan to disrupted hormonal development, a reduction<br />

in bacterial resistance and an increase in allergies. The<br />

European Union has already banned the use of triclosan in<br />

all products and the US has reviewed its use with talks of a<br />

potential ban. So look out for this one on the ingredients list.<br />

Luckily, it’s not all doom and gloom. According to the CDC<br />

(Centres for Disease Control and Prevention) washing your<br />

hands the old-fashioned way (with soap and water) for just<br />

20 seconds can be just as effective at ridding your hands<br />

of the nasties without the side effects. In fact, regular hand<br />

soap has been found to be much more effective at ridding<br />

your hands of fat and sugar deposits than hand sanitisers.<br />

Germs aren’t all bad, and are actually a major part of<br />

an active and efficient immune system. Just remember to<br />

wash your hands with some soap and water before eating or<br />

rubbing your eyes and your body will thank you for it.<br />

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37<br />

PoLITICS<br />

Arts & Culture<br />

ILLUSTRATION BY SARAH FERN — notafern.com<br />

ARTICLES BY<br />

Kristin Robertson<br />

Emma Simpkin<br />

Sheona Bello<br />

David Jeffery<br />

Carina Florea<br />

Brodie Everist<br />

Janelle Barone


38<br />

ARTS & CULTURE<br />

BY KRISTIN<br />

ROBERTSON<br />

In a League of their<br />

own<br />

The Women’s Football World Cup has come and gone, with<br />

Australia’s Matildas having successfully made it to the Quarter<br />

Finals after being ranked 10th in the world.<br />

If you hadn’t heard, don’t be too shocked, since the Socceroos<br />

receive far more publicity in the media despite having never<br />

made it that far in a World Cup. Something that seems to<br />

have skipped the knowledge of many Australians, even Tony<br />

Abbott who reportedly announced, in a scripted speech, that<br />

this was the first time Australia had made it to the World Cup<br />

Quarter Finals; when in reality this year marks the Matilda’s<br />

third attempt at that stage.<br />

Yet that lack of recognition still remains unsurprising<br />

since it is common knowledge that women’s sports teams<br />

generate far less support and even less funding. So what’s<br />

the difference? What makes men’s sports so much more<br />

"watchable"?<br />

Many would argue that it is all in the primitive forces; men<br />

are supposed to be more aggressive, faster and stronger and<br />

that therefore makes for a more ‘action-packed’ game rather<br />

than the taciturn style of the women’s games, which is often<br />

deemed too slow.<br />

But it seems to go beyond that, with some arguing that<br />

part of the interest in men’s football might also lie simply<br />

in the quality of production, with women’s games having<br />

fewer camera angles and instant replays; features that<br />

significantly add to the excitement for those watching at<br />

home.<br />

But is ‘slow’ all bad? Fans of women’s football sometimes<br />

argue that the speed lets them appreciate the techniques<br />

of the game, something that often gets lost in the "rushed"<br />

gameplay within the men’s league.<br />

There have also been arguments made about whether<br />

strength is really the issue with a 2011 study out of Wake<br />

Forest University in the U.S. that found on average, women<br />

fake injuries half as much as men do and get back up again<br />

30 seconds faster when injuries occur.<br />

But it cannot be denied that physiological arguments<br />

always seem to prevail, with haters telling women to stick to<br />

‘more feminine sports’ like gymnastics or figure-skating.<br />

Despite these usual arguments, women’s sports continue<br />

to slowly attract more and more of a following and the<br />

success of the Matildas has allowed supporters of Australian<br />

Women’s football a certain degree of pride. The 10th best<br />

team taking on the 4th best team at the international level is<br />

worth at least that much.<br />

Their success has certainly allowed them to get<br />

more exposure than they’ve had in previous years, so<br />

"Their success has<br />

certainly allowed them<br />

to get more exposure<br />

than they’ve had in<br />

previous years, so does<br />

this in fact signify<br />

a change in the way<br />

Australia, and perhaps<br />

the world, is viewing<br />

women’s football? "<br />

does this in fact signify a change in the way Australia, and<br />

perhaps the world, is viewing women’s football?<br />

In the world of video games this seems to be the case with<br />

EA Games announcing the addition of female national teams<br />

to FIFA 16, set to be released later this year.<br />

Vice President and General Manager of EA Sports FIFA, David<br />

Rutter, said that the reason the addition has taken so long<br />

lies in the technology rather than as a gender issue.<br />

In an interview with the Guardian, Rutter said that<br />

advancements in the system have allowed them to create<br />

more customisable bodies in order to support the varied<br />

body types within the men’s side, opening the way for greater<br />

alterations in order to create noticeably female players.<br />

Their ability to alter the way the skeletons move, now<br />

allows them to more accurately capture the movement of the<br />

female body within the sport.<br />

As for player ratings, the same level of care and research<br />

is being taken for the female players, with Rutter’s team<br />

collecting data from "a ton" of women’s matches.<br />

How these ratings will stack up to male ratings is yet to<br />

be seen, but male vs. female matches have been ruled out at<br />

this stage of production.


ARTS & CULTURE 39<br />

"Within our high-tech age, many are<br />

making the point that the exposure of<br />

female players in the game may increase<br />

support within the younger generation of<br />

gamers and lift the women’s leagues from<br />

obscurity. "<br />

Although there have been previous attempts to incorporate<br />

female teams in other football videogames they were met<br />

poorly on review. Perhaps the more advanced technology and<br />

an increased awareness of gender inequalities in pop culture<br />

will see a different result for EA this year.<br />

Unsurprisingly the addition has raised mixed responses<br />

from the public; with some incredulously asking "why?", while<br />

others shout out "FINALLY!""<br />

Female gamers seem to be saying the latter, and it is not<br />

surprising especially in light of a recent UK study by the<br />

Internet Advertising Bureau that showed that about 52% of all<br />

gamers in the UK are female.<br />

Within our high-tech age, many are making the point that<br />

the exposure of female players in the game may increase<br />

support within the younger generation of gamers and lift the<br />

women’s leagues from obscurity.<br />

On the other side of the support spectrum, online rants<br />

have ensued, with some even dramatically proclaiming that<br />

they are boycotting the game because of the change, saying<br />

that women have no place on the field because "they can’t<br />

play football."<br />

Among the myriad of period and pregnancy jokes, haters<br />

ignore the fact that playing as a female is not compulsory<br />

and, since male versus female matches are not an option, the<br />

addition won’t really impinge on their own gameplay.<br />

Others have said that the addition should not have<br />

been made a priority when more men’s leagues from other<br />

countries should be added to the game first, given the low<br />

interest in women’s leagues.<br />

Many commenters went on to say that the female addition<br />

is merely a marketing ploy to attract a wider audience rather<br />

than a genuine testament to the game.<br />

Beyond the gender-based comments there were also those<br />

who asked whether bribing would become part of the game<br />

play following FIFA’s recent scandals. But that’s a different<br />

matter entirely.<br />

Only time will tell how the change will affect EA’s sales,<br />

but if the addition successfully attracts more support to<br />

women’s leagues, it may bode well for, not only women’s<br />

football, but women’s sports in general.<br />

Since it is reasonable to assume that more support means<br />

more funding, increased media coverage of the Matildas<br />

leaves supporters and aspiring female players hopeful that<br />

they might eventually be able to play on a full time basis.<br />

The issue of payment has been a part of female sporting<br />

teams for years now, and following the Matildas success the<br />

lower wages they earn seem unfair when compared to their<br />

hard work and skill within the women’s league.<br />

The possibility of professionalising women in Australian<br />

football still seems a bit far off though with the women’s<br />

team currently being paid substantially less than men for<br />

each game. The gap is probably more of a gorge.<br />

To give you an idea: for 1 standard international game the<br />

Matildas would be paid $500 per player, while the Socceroos<br />

would be paid $6500 per player for the same standard game.<br />

Sponsorships from professional clubs also mean that<br />

the Socceroos don’t need to so heavily rely on wages from<br />

the Football Federation Australia (FFA), the Federation that<br />

almost entirely funds the Matildas.<br />

These disparities mean female players need to hold parttime<br />

jobs in order to make ends meet, while still giving their<br />

all to training and travelling abroad to play. Some women<br />

even move overseas as their only option if they want to<br />

become part of a pro team.<br />

And this isn’t only the case for Women’s football, with<br />

Australia’s basketball and cricket teams also battling to<br />

create the possibility of being called truly professional and<br />

thereby encouraging younger generations to see sport as a<br />

career option for both genders.<br />

However, Professional Footballers Australia (PFA), in<br />

an interview with Fox Sports, said that the commercial<br />

differences depend solely on developing keen audiences in<br />

order to generate sponsorships based on popularity.<br />

And so it seems that ‘exposure to the game’ will be what<br />

makes or breaks the future of women’s sports and the wage<br />

dispute.<br />

But the slowly rising profile of the Matildas is hopeful, and<br />

their goal to reach professional status gets closer with each<br />

new supporter and each win.<br />

However, there is still a long way to go. Until people can<br />

value women’s leagues in their own right rather than being<br />

seen as constant comparison to be made against men’s<br />

football, our skilled sportswomen will continually be sold<br />

short of the recognition they deserve.


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ARTS & CULTURE<br />

BY Emma<br />

Simpkin<br />

Art in the<br />

Digital Space<br />

The development and rise of the online world has seen<br />

individuals increasingly connected and defined by our<br />

network. Social media and online records grant artists the<br />

capacity to promote, self-publish and preserve their work<br />

autonomously. Three Monash students and artists of different<br />

backgrounds and media were kind enough to share their thoughts<br />

on how they create and choose to use the online space.<br />

www.shevindphoto.com<br />

www.facebook.com/shevindphoto<br />

@shevindphoto<br />

Shevin Dissanyake - Melbourne based music<br />

photographer, completing a double degree in Arts and<br />

Commerce majoring in Marketing and International<br />

Relations at Clayton.<br />

As someone who has photographed diverse local and<br />

international talents including Martin Garrix, the 1975 and<br />

Tigerlily, Shevin emphasises the importance of authenticity<br />

over strategy when it comes to using the online space as<br />

an artist. Beginning on the photo-sharing community Flickr<br />

in year nine and then moving to blogging platform Tumblr,<br />

Shevin now uses a combination of Facebook, Instagram and<br />

an online portfolio site to exhibit his work.<br />

"In this age of photography not having an online presence<br />

is almost like not having a camera at all."<br />

Starting without professional advice on how to enter the<br />

industry, Shevin says it’s easy to underestimate how vital<br />

networking opportunities afforded by online communities<br />

like Flickr are to young artists. Making the move to Tumblr a<br />

little later, Shevin noticed the nature of the platform exposed<br />

his work to wider audiences. Increased interest in his photos<br />

on Tumblr and support for his work encouraged him to shift<br />

to an online portfolio that would appeal to potential clients<br />

and showcase his work.<br />

"An online presence overall makes it so much easier, on a<br />

business level and a creative level."<br />

When asked if he sees the social media accounts as creative<br />

outlets and the e-portfolio purely for commercial purposes,<br />

Shevin agrees that his website is a more professional<br />

representation of himself but that social media should not<br />

be underestimated as a place for finding and creating new<br />

opportunities.<br />

"Social networking has helped me work with international<br />

artists."<br />

"You are human,<br />

at the end of the day people<br />

don’t want to hire someone<br />

with a camera."<br />

Shevin stresses the importance of keeping it small and<br />

authentic online. This is visible in both his work and the way<br />

he manages his online presence, choosing to never delete<br />

from social media. He does restrict content on social media<br />

to pictures related to music or portrait photography, as he<br />

believes this is probably the reason why people have followed<br />

his work. With his e-portfolio Shevin regularly changes the<br />

images on rotation but keeps it to twenty or thirty at a time,<br />

explaining that it should not take a hundred or so images for<br />

someone to have a sense of who he is and what he can do.<br />

"You are human, at the end of the day people don’t want<br />

to hire someone with a camera. They want to hire someone<br />

with a vision, someone with a personality and someone<br />

who can communicate. If you can communicate yourself<br />

well on social media and through your portfolio then they<br />

already know you before they talk to and they know they<br />

want to hire you."<br />

Alena Bondarchuk - Aspiring installations artist and art<br />

curator, currently completing a double degree in Arts and<br />

Visual Arts at Caulfield.<br />

"I do work for myself or to understand artists which is why<br />

I don’t go down the pathway of putting things online."<br />

For Alena, sharing artwork publically online equates to<br />

promoting it for commercial purposes or creating a name for<br />

yourself. She expresses strong support for other artists who<br />

choose to share their art digitally but is equally firm about<br />

her choice to keep her work offline for the most part. The


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exception to this is uploading the occasional photo to her<br />

personal Facebook account for family and friends to see.<br />

"Sharing artwork on Facebook is more of an update about<br />

what’s happening in my life rather than showing people<br />

what I can do."<br />

When asked about her choice, Alena elaborates that part<br />

of the reason is because she does not wants to sell her<br />

artwork for a living and if she did would prefer to go through<br />

the traditional channel of having her work accepted in<br />

exhibitions or an art gallery to be displayed for clients on<br />

her behalf. Also, installations are incredibly hard to capture<br />

digitally and in Alena’s book, a photograph or video is a poor<br />

substitute for standing in front of a piece and feeling its full<br />

effect.<br />

Alena does keep photographs of her work and considers<br />

digital record keeping important for personal use. After<br />

throwing away a number of originals last year Alena now<br />

finds herself in the<br />

position of wishing she<br />

still has those works in<br />

case an exhibition that<br />

perfectly matches the<br />

theme of a piece comes<br />

along and acknowledges<br />

having photos would help<br />

her recreate them.<br />

Alena agrees there’s<br />

a similarity between<br />

physically discarding<br />

an artwork and erasing<br />

evidence of it online as<br />

she does sometimes feel<br />

the same need to edit<br />

or remove artwork she’s<br />

shared on Facebook.<br />

Although she isn’t<br />

particularly concerned about blurring the lines between<br />

what is private and what is personal, Alena states she will<br />

delete something if it no longer represents who she is as an<br />

artist. She talks about the issue of endangering professional<br />

prospects by misrepresenting yourself as an artist online.<br />

as the online basics; Facebook, Instagram and a website.<br />

First setting up an Instagram dedicated to his artwork at the<br />

end of 2013, Ryan says sharing artwork on social media and<br />

presenting an image on his website differs in the aspect of<br />

personal communication.<br />

"I don’t post photos of my life, it’s just for artwork... I<br />

don’t go personal with it but I let my personal self show<br />

through."<br />

His experiences with different social media and websites<br />

tell the development both of himself as an artist and trends<br />

in online platforms. Ryan first used a Tumblr blog to share<br />

examples of his work but abandoned it when it no longer<br />

engaged him. He returned to create a second blog based<br />

purely on his art-work on the site later on that he still leaves<br />

running but no longer updates. His brief flirtation with Twitter<br />

was a similar story and mentions he will likely try new artbased<br />

social media account again in the future.<br />

When asked if online<br />

records could accurately<br />

map his journey as an<br />

artist, Ryan is fairly<br />

confident they could. He<br />

doesn’t delete or curate<br />

his Facebook page - even<br />

the older, less developed<br />

works - but recently<br />

has begun to remove<br />

images from Instagram<br />

if it doesn’t relate to his<br />

present themes.<br />

www.ryanpola.com<br />

@ryanpola<br />

"Now that I’ve found<br />

my central footing I like<br />

everything I have online<br />

to relate back to that."<br />

For Ryan having an online<br />

presence is both a mode for expression and a substitute to<br />

physical networking as he finds the online opportunities are<br />

greater in comparison, allowing him to share work with the<br />

world without making trips interstate or overseas to exhibit.<br />

"Sometimes I go back and think ‘I don’t want anyone to see<br />

this work anymore’ so I delete it."<br />

Alena points out that she continually supports others who<br />

promote and display art on social media because she can<br />

imagine the difficulty of getting your name out there when<br />

the volume of artists using Facebook to promote their work<br />

means a lot of people mostly ignore it.<br />

"I support online artists, I’m just not one of them."<br />

Ryan Pola - Multi-medium artist focusing on collages<br />

and line work, currently completing a double degree in<br />

Education and Visual Arts at Clayton.<br />

"With the social platforms you can skip that step, you can<br />

network without having to make a physical appearance."<br />

Ryan keeps digital copies of all of his work and highlights<br />

how important this is for him personally as they sometimes<br />

outlast the originals. Without the digital space Ryan<br />

comments that his work would likely be incredibly different,<br />

as his ideas and themes would be pulled from narrower<br />

sources.<br />

"If technological did not exist my work would be influenced<br />

more by the people around me, I wouldn’t have the same<br />

amount of access to information and maybe not have the<br />

same cohesive core to my work."<br />

When sharing his work online Ryan uses what he refers to


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By SHEONA<br />

BELLO<br />

Meeting Kyra Hannah<br />

Meet Kyra Hannah; Monash student and third year<br />

Philosophy major. She’s taken a step beyond senseless<br />

scrambles of immediately captured thought on café<br />

serviettes, short vignettes and insightful blog posts; this<br />

girl has published her debut novel, the first instalment of<br />

the Earthborn Trilogy, Genetic Cliché.<br />

With an adventurous mind, scarily sound vocabulary and<br />

admiration for authors before her, Kyra’s words are being<br />

read across the world, proving that Vampire Romance is<br />

out, and dystopian sci-fi is in.<br />

What is Genetic Cliché about?<br />

In Genetic cliché, I speak as Jotham, a perceived villain of<br />

society. A teenager created, based on his society’s idea of<br />

perfection whose villainy stems from his realization and<br />

fighting against the dystopian world in which he lives. In<br />

fighting against the constraints and dystopian environment,<br />

Jotham is a figure of vigilante justice and freedom of<br />

expression. The book follows his thinking, journey and<br />

experience as a teenager in that reality. Human genetic<br />

modification is the underlying theme explored here, but I’m<br />

not afraid to throw in some batman references!<br />

Thematically, Genetic Cliché is ringing all sorts of<br />

Orwellian, Gattaca-esque bells for me, was that your<br />

intention?<br />

I think all the concepts I was learning throughout high school<br />

are subliminally littered throughout Genetic Cliché. I have<br />

infiltrated a mix of language learnt from biology, concepts<br />

from Philosophy and of course, intuition of structure from<br />

English. Certainly, as I reflect on the thematic concepts<br />

throughout the book, Gattaca was definitely a source of<br />

inspiration. You don’t realize how much of a sponge you are<br />

as a student, but I’m proud to have blended all my subject<br />

learnings into insight which fed the inner workings of this<br />

book.<br />

Where did it all begin?<br />

This book has been in works for a while now, having started<br />

writing it at 16 years of age with my best friend. I was<br />

infatuated with reading – a pastime I have enjoyed for as long<br />

as I can remember. My best friend and I took the ultimate BFF<br />

move and committed to writing a book together. Sadly our<br />

novel partnership only lasted the first two pages. We’re still<br />

best friends, but I held fast to our initial vision of writing a<br />

published book.<br />

I’m interested in Jotham, the protagonist, and the idea of<br />

perfection as embodied by him. Was this just two teenage<br />

girls’ infatuation with some boy band member taken to the<br />

next level?<br />

In a way, yes. At 16, we were in love with British actor, Alex<br />

Pettifer. Physically, Jotham is based on him.<br />

Mannerisms however – given my lack of credibility in<br />

mirroring that of Mr. Pettifer – were based on observations of<br />

family and friends. We definitely gave ourselves a challenge<br />

in the beginning: choosing to write from the perspective of<br />

not only a male... but a depraved male. How on earth would we<br />

nail that lens and voice? He didn’t totally portray the villain<br />

I wanted him to be. There were some violent acts he had to<br />

perform, but as readers gain insight into his idea of right and<br />

wrong, it is clear that the villainous aspect of him is imposed<br />

by his society, not by readers.<br />

Beginning to write when you were 16 and book finished<br />

now at 21... with talks of this book being just the first in a<br />

trilogy, have you put a deadline on the sequel?<br />

This being my first book was a huge learning experience. It<br />

all began in the middle of high school when of course, VCE<br />

would soon take precedence, and being a teenager meant a<br />

lack of commitment. It was only at 19 when I was at university<br />

that I was drawn to finishing it. The whole novel is 350 pages<br />

and the final 120 only took 6 months for me to complete – at<br />

that stage, I had the drive, a goal and everything I needed to<br />

achieve it. I’m aiming to have the second two books written<br />

within five years. I’m actually heading on a road-trip to<br />

Central Australia in a few weeks so I can get acquainted with<br />

the setting of the next book.<br />

Your timing ties in perfectly with good old TEEL paragraph<br />

learnings in high-school English – you must have been top<br />

of the class!<br />

I never thought I was amazing at English, but I certainly<br />

enjoyed it. I guess with my insatiable hunger for literature,<br />

imagined worlds and language as satisfied with extensive<br />

reading, my vocabulary developed. I began to catch on to how<br />

writers structured their novels, curated chapters and refined<br />

the stories that made my favorite books.<br />

From being a girl with a dream to a published author, how<br />

did you make that happen?<br />

Honestly it has been such a profound sequence of events.<br />

First an editor form New Zealand offers to edit the<br />

manuscript free of charge, my mum’s promotional company<br />

offers to brand the book, in my artistic splendor I craft<br />

the prefect cover page artwork, and we find an overseas<br />

publisher willing to print small batches at a great price. Next<br />

minute, my baby is for sale on Amazon! It’s all happened so<br />

fast I’m still trying to catch my breath.<br />

Where can we see you next?<br />

In promotion of Genetic Cliché, we will be taking to the streets<br />

of Melbourne and specifically some ‘underground’ style posts<br />

to get in touch this city’s street art scene. I’ve created a host<br />

of posters and stickers which subliminally refer to Genetic<br />

Cliché, and communicate the underground personality of the<br />

main character Jotham. Additionally, I’m beginning to craft a<br />

second project exploring my wild dreams in vignette style.<br />

Kyra Hannah’s debut novel, Genetic Cliché<br />

is available online at Amazon.com.


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Post-Postmodern<br />

Porn?<br />

JEFFERY<br />

By DAVID<br />

"I soon found out that this<br />

website more accurately<br />

embodied a social movement<br />

that has entered the<br />

mainstream."<br />

After talking to some other friends I soon found out that<br />

this website more accurately embodied a social movement<br />

that has entered the mainstream. Where have I been? I was of<br />

course addicted within a matter of days.<br />

I was eager to join the virtual conversation of these<br />

everyday porn-stars so I asked my friend for a referral; they<br />

had recently joined the ranks of post post-modern pornstars<br />

exploring the realm digital sexuality or trans-humanist<br />

orgasms (and probably just wanting the $250).<br />

In the spirit of a quasi-socialist get together and farewell for<br />

a friend, I got on my way to the perfectly bohemian ‘student<br />

who lives above flower shop’ apartment.<br />

The décor was kitsch and cool with a touch of ‘Is that black<br />

mold?’ My friend welcomed me (or more so my bag of clothes<br />

for exchange) into a community of hoarders, drag queens<br />

and hipsters. I left with a black t-shirt that was thrown in<br />

my direction accompanied by a sly wink that suggested ‘You<br />

know what this is all about’. The t-shirt read Beautiful Agony –<br />

facettes de la petite mort, which translates to ‘orgasm’ with a<br />

literal translation in English as ‘little faces of death’. I had no<br />

idea what this was about, thank you very much ***cal.<br />

In efforts to get to the bottom of the uncomfortable wink-y<br />

face I Googled it. Beautiful Agony is essentially an alternative<br />

pornography website. It aims to reconnect the viewer with the<br />

porn-star (actor, or whatever term is politically correct) by<br />

focusing purely on the face until the point of climax, which is<br />

discussed afterward on camera (it is explained in more floral<br />

and emotive language online in describing something called<br />

the Agony Principle).<br />

Immediately this insight into human sexuality in the 21st<br />

century made me think of old mates Horkheimer and Adorno<br />

from the culture industry who said ‘Fun is a medicinal bath’.<br />

Mind you, many of these videos were actually filmed in<br />

bathtubs. These short intimate encounters are the perfect<br />

distraction from work that assigns a membership fee to<br />

join the virtual conversation post-orgasm. It seems that<br />

they (the culture industry theorists) had preempted this<br />

commodification of intimacy in human relationships. First,<br />

MySpace and the inevitable online dating, then Snapchat<br />

with instantaneous 3 second ‘tit’ and ‘dick pics’, now<br />

Beautiful Agony your one-stop-shop for 15 minutes of virtual<br />

eye-locked orgasms.<br />

As you can see Beautiful Agony incentivizes its past<br />

agonists for each referral. This has inspired an informal<br />

economy of students and soon to be sex workers. I was not<br />

sure whether I should have been offended that my friend<br />

wanted reap some fiscal benefit from my precious orgasm<br />

(that- trust me, don’t occur often/ ever). Surely if I was<br />

considering an introduction to the sex industry for $250<br />

I could not blame them. Either way, I decided against it<br />

keeping in mind a potential career in advocacy and not-forprofits.<br />

It’s not really a good look.<br />

If basically every other human experience is commoditized<br />

it’s probably not a big deal that orgasms are too? I guess I’m<br />

more conservative than I thought.


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By CARINA<br />

FLOREA<br />

Waltzing for 50<br />

Years<br />

While it’s often far too easy to get lost<br />

at Monash, many have found a home<br />

within the heart of the campus centre at<br />

Monash Dance Sport (MDS). Underneath<br />

the hurried feet of over-caffeinated uni<br />

students, hidden within the basement,<br />

there lies a community dedicated to<br />

twirling, waltzing and the occasional<br />

Macarena.


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By CARINA<br />

FLOREA<br />

"MDS is freedom:<br />

the freedom to dance, to<br />

express, to enjoy, to forget."<br />

When Monash University was established in 1958, Monash<br />

Dance Sport, formerly known as the Monash Ballroom<br />

Dancing Society, soon followed with its formation in 1965.<br />

Originally offering styles such as ballroom, latin and new<br />

vogue, the club grew and in 1999, split from Monash Clubs &<br />

Societies and joined Monash Sport. MDS currently offer latin<br />

and standard, street latin, swing, new vogue, theatrical and<br />

hip-hop/urban dance styles and regularly host dance nights.<br />

But if you ask any current or past member of MDS, they’ll tell<br />

you that the club offers so much more than what’s shown on<br />

their website. When asked to describe MDS, Amaris Lee said<br />

that "MDS is freedom: the freedom to dance, to express, to<br />

enjoy, to forget."<br />

As one of the oldest and largest clubs on campus, MDS<br />

recently celebrated their 50th year at Monash. After many<br />

months of hard work, the current MDS committee organised<br />

an event that gathered past and current members for a<br />

night of dancing, swapping stories and catching up with<br />

old friends. While some had left the club 10 to 15 years ago,<br />

there were others who could recall what it was like from<br />

the beginning. However, as the night progressed, it became<br />

apparent that while some things had changed, other things<br />

remained the same.<br />

Be it 1970 or 2001, it seemed like shy engineering boys<br />

continued to join the club in a bid to meet girls and countless<br />

sexual innuendos ("Ahhh that’s why it felt weird... I was<br />

using the wrong hand!") were created during the many<br />

hours students dedicated to learning dance moves. Even the<br />

rehearsal room remained the same throughout the years.<br />

According to Beatrice Greaves, a committee member during<br />

the early years of the club, the campus centre banquet hall<br />

hasn’t changed in the 50 years the club has operated.<br />

What also survived the years was the joy and passion<br />

elicited from being a part of MDS. Vatsal Kumar, a current<br />

committee member, describes MDS as his "family where<br />

people from different cultural backgrounds and different<br />

faculties get together and share their love for dancing," while<br />

Benjamin Ho says MDS is "something of a home to us all."<br />

This feeling of belonging and acceptance appeared to be<br />

unanimous. It seemed like everyone had a story from their<br />

time at MDS that ended in some form of praise or love for the<br />

club with many stories ending with... "and that’s how I found<br />

my wife/husband!"<br />

Regardless of where you are in your studies at Monash,<br />

MDS welcomes all types of individuals regardless of previous<br />

dancing experience with classes available in varied skill<br />

levels. However, some might say a great deal of courage<br />

and patience is also required in order to take the step and<br />

join. Randy Thanh Du joined MDS in his first year at Monash<br />

and says he recalls thinking that "MDS was one of the more<br />

obscure and unsettlingly difficult clubs to consider joining,<br />

especially compared to the more first year orientated clubs,"<br />

yet like many before him, he stepped out of his comfort zone<br />

and in turn, discovered the hidden gem that is Monash Dance<br />

Sport.<br />

Current president Bilin Zhou says the 50th anniversary<br />

was a "fantastic way to mark how far we’ve come throughout<br />

these years" as past and current members bonded over<br />

their love of dance. And as the club looks back at its long<br />

and fulfilling past, it is clear that a legacy of acceptance and<br />

family has been built by generations of students who were<br />

courageous enough to step out of their comfort zone and into<br />

some dance shoes and this tradition shall keep going strong<br />

as the club progresses into the future.


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The <strong>2015</strong> MUST<br />

Container Festival<br />

kicks off July 31!<br />

The Monash Uni Student Theatre Container Festival is a dynamic<br />

arts festival returning to Monash Clayton this August. Last year’s<br />

festival incorporated over 350 performances & events from<br />

600 Melbourne artists and attracted more than 3000 audience<br />

members to the Clayton Campus!<br />

31 July to 15 August, shipping containers will pop up around<br />

campus and be converted into intimate theatrettes and The<br />

MUST space transformed into a buzzing ‘Hub’ and lounge bar.<br />

These and other surprising venues will be filled with brilliant<br />

new music, dance, theatre, visual art, games, interactive<br />

performances, poetry, burlesque and more!<br />

The Container Festival is an engine room and a showcase<br />

for ground-breaking work of all genres. MUST Artistic Director,<br />

Yvonne Virsik, said; "It will ignite cultural engagement and<br />

expression, foster innovation and provide great, affordable<br />

entertainment. With varied performances lasting anywhere<br />

from 15 minutes to several hours, audiences can design their<br />

own festival experience each evening: anything from a few<br />

tasters to a non–stop entertainment indulgence."<br />

The <strong>2015</strong> Container Festival launches in The MUST Hub<br />

space on Friday 31 July from 6pm till late with free entry.<br />

Featuring an impressive line-up of festival artists, guests<br />

will get a sneak preview of the diverse work on offer, meet the<br />

artists, and enjoy a sensational party!<br />

Just a few of the things to look out for:<br />

The ‘Phone-It-In’ Film Festival<br />

Curated by Harrison Packer<br />

Lights! Camera! Action! You and a team create your own short<br />

movie using only a video phone. The finished films will be<br />

screened on the final Friday of the festival.<br />

Piknic<br />

The Good Nicks are a powerhouse, pop-rock trio set to get<br />

your feet tapping and your elders enraged. The band owes its<br />

unique rock edge to the varying and unique influences of its<br />

members, Tara Leigh Dowler (vocals), Gavin Corben (Drums)<br />

and Nick Van Niel (bass).<br />

Mama Alto: Behind the Sequins<br />

Created & performed by cabaret diva Mama Alto (Benny<br />

Dimas)<br />

Mama Alto: sequins, glamour, sparkles. Or is she? For her<br />

loving, tender farewell performance to Monash Uni Student<br />

Theatre, the cabaret artiste deconstructs and strips back<br />

the layers of diva in an intimate, raw and vulnerable act of<br />

storytelling. Just her. Just him. Just you. One last time.<br />

Everything is for Sale<br />

Visual Art by Mimi Petrakis<br />

A series of works dealing with the marketability of women’s<br />

bodies. The work questions whether it is possible to form an<br />

organic identity in a visual society where the depiction of the<br />

female form is almost indistinguishable from advertising<br />

material.<br />

Tensions: Curated Works<br />

Curated & directed by Joseph Brown<br />

We communicate beyond words. How we interact is based<br />

on how we feel. What we feel is dependent on who we’re with.<br />

What occurs are moments that we share. But what is in these<br />

moments?<br />

Seven emerging writers take a look into the dense and<br />

complicated frame of human relations.<br />

Cabaret Fortune Cookie<br />

Curated by Sophie Jevons<br />

A crowd favourite of previous festivals, this variety show<br />

returns for more spectacular performances. Hosted once<br />

more by notorious provocateur Jack Beeby, we have a new<br />

array of rotating acts. Enjoy a selection of the best music,<br />

burlesque, comedy, dance and cabaret from in and around<br />

the festival. Come taste the cookie!<br />

Full program and updates available soon via<br />

msa.monash.edu/must<br />

facebook.com/musttheatre<br />

facebook.com/TheContainerFestival<br />

Enquiries: 9905 8173 yvonne.virsik@monash.edu<br />

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ARTS & CULTURE 47<br />

Gig Guide<br />

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EVERIST<br />

BY BRODIE<br />

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July<br />

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July<br />

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July<br />

28<br />

July<br />

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July<br />

Mirando Residency at the Workers Club.<br />

The Workers Club. 51-55 Brunswick St, Fitzroy.<br />

7pm. $10 entry.<br />

Emerging from a garage in Mernda comes Mirando, a<br />

six piece band here amping up Tuesday nights at the<br />

Workers Club with their versatile mix of psychedelic rock,<br />

electronica and folkish melodies. With support from Amy<br />

Alex and The Great Imposter.<br />

30/70 Collective presents the Hip-Hop, Nu-Soul Jam<br />

Session<br />

Ding Dong Lounge. 18 Market Lane, Melbourne.<br />

9:00pm. Free entry.<br />

Instrumental hip-hop artists 30/70 present the Hip-Hop<br />

Nu-Soul jam sessions at the Ding Dong Lounge every<br />

Wednesday in July. Featuring guest vocalists and MCs<br />

each week.<br />

Live Jazz with The Rookies.<br />

The Rooks Return. 201 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy<br />

Free – 8:30pm every Wednesday<br />

The Melbourne Improvisers Collective July Series<br />

Uptown Jazz Cafe. 1/177 Brunswick St, Fitzroy.<br />

8:30pm.<br />

The Melbourne Improvisers Collective (MIC) is an<br />

organisation that presents regular performances<br />

throughout Melbourne displaying local, interstate and<br />

international creative musicians. This week features the<br />

newly-formed Stephen Byth Quartet, playing a mixture of<br />

standards and original tunes.<br />

Mirando Residency at the Workers Club<br />

The Workers Club. 51-55 Brunswick St, Fitzroy.<br />

7pm. $10 entry.<br />

Emerging from a garage in Mernda comes Mirando, a<br />

six piece band here amping up Tuesday nights at the<br />

Workers Club with their versatile mix of psychedelic rock,<br />

electronica and folkish melodies.<br />

With support from Ange Stella and Tom Lee Richards.<br />

30/70 Collective presents the Hip-Hop, Nu-Soul Jam<br />

Session<br />

Ding Dong Lounge. 18 Market Lane Melbourne.<br />

9:00pm. Free entry.<br />

Instrumental hip-hop artists 30/70 present the Hip-Hop<br />

Nu-Soul jam sessions at the Ding Dong Lounge every<br />

Wednesday in July. Featuring guest vocalists and MCs<br />

each week.<br />

Live Jazz with The Rookies.<br />

The Rooks Return. 201 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy<br />

Free – 8:30pm every Wednesday<br />

30<br />

July<br />

31<br />

July<br />

1<br />

Aug<br />

4<br />

Aug<br />

The Melbourne Improvisers Collective July Series<br />

Uptown Jazz Cafe. 1/177 Brunswick St, Fitzroy.<br />

8:30pm.<br />

The Melbourne Improvisers Collective (MIC)<br />

presents the guitar duo of Marcos Villalta and<br />

Lincoln Mackenzie at 8:30 and at 10pm the Andrew<br />

Kimber Quartet.<br />

SURFACE<br />

Paris Cat Jazz Club. 6 Goldie Place Melbourne.<br />

8:30pm. $15 entry – tickets available.<br />

Surface are removing themselves from hibernation<br />

mode briefly, to put on a special performance this<br />

winter of their original jazz-rock influenced modern<br />

improvisations.<br />

Movement 9<br />

Paris Cat Jazz Club. 6 Goldie Place Melbourne.<br />

8:00pm. Tickets $25.<br />

Melbourne outfit Movement 9 join forces with the<br />

phenomenal voice of Elly Poletti to present a unique<br />

perspective on the music of Amy Winehouse. After<br />

a week of interstate touring, they return to the Paris<br />

Cat for a two-night EP launch event with a full tenpiece<br />

band.<br />

The Kujo Kings<br />

The Toff in Town. 262 Swanston St.<br />

9pm. $10 entry.<br />

The Kujo Kings present their energy-packed<br />

repertoire of catchy ska and punk anthems at the<br />

Toff in Town. They’re supported by the super funky<br />

lineup of Papa G and the Starcats and Morbidly O’<br />

Beat.<br />

Movement 9<br />

The Paris Cat Jazz Club. 6 Goldie Place Melbourne.<br />

8:00pm. Tickets $25.<br />

Melbourne outfit Movement 9 join forces with the<br />

phenomenal voice of Elly Poletti to present a unique<br />

perspective on the music of Amy Winehouse. After<br />

a week of interstate touring, they return to the Paris<br />

Cat for a two-night EP launch event with a full tenpiece<br />

band.<br />

MoJO at Dizzy’s Jazz Club<br />

Dizzy’s Jazz Club. 381 Burley St, Richmond.<br />

8pm. $10/$14 entry.<br />

The Monash Jazz Orchestra return to Dizzy’s Jazz<br />

Club in <strong>2015</strong> for an awesome night of jazz with<br />

classic charts from writers such as Charles Mingus,<br />

Gordon Goodwin and James Morrison.


48<br />

ART SHOWCASE<br />

Janelle Barone<br />

Right, so, this is me doing a thing where I explain how I<br />

do things and what the hell I do them for —<br />

My work is really just a bunch of observations.<br />

Sometimes I’ll take a crappy picture of something<br />

that intrigues me, and then use it as a basis for an<br />

illustration. I try to tell a story with my illustrations and I<br />

hope that they are mundane, atmospheric, non-specific<br />

and contemplative. I don’t want to be direct, the more<br />

mysterious the image is, the more successful I think it<br />

becomes. People underestimate their ability to derive<br />

meaning from things that haven’t been spelt out for<br />

them.<br />

The subject of my illustrations are usually pretty<br />

ordinary, and I tend to get inspiration from my<br />

immediate surroundings. The thing that I think is best<br />

though, is taking an idea from something that was<br />

never articulated visually before, like a song or a novel, a<br />

joke or a conversation.<br />

Above Left: Brat<br />

Above Right: No Standing (2014)<br />

Below Left: Up Only (<strong>2015</strong>)<br />

Next Page: Beware, Tram Depot (<strong>2015</strong>)<br />

"People underestimate their ability<br />

to derive meaning from things that<br />

haven’t been spelt out for them."<br />

The thing that I get asked the most is how I do my<br />

illustrations. Basically, I’ll start by creating a pencil<br />

sketch, then, once I am okay with it I’ll scan it in, clean<br />

it up and then trace over it with my digital pen. For me,<br />

the line-work takes the longest and its effectiveness<br />

has an impact on how easy adding colour to the image<br />

becomes later.<br />

The reason I do things on the computer is simply that<br />

I like to use a lot of layers, and you can create much<br />

cleaner, more fluid lines which are mercifully nonpermanent<br />

and completely erasable. Very rarely do I<br />

stick with the first version of a line that I draw.<br />

When the line-work is complete I’ll start adding<br />

more layers of colour underneath. Usually, I’ll start by<br />

colouring the image ‘naturally’ and then play around<br />

with filters and monochromatic schemes afterwards.<br />

Colours, can I just say, are great. Go colours. If you can’t<br />

see them, sucks for you. They have an enormous impact<br />

on how effective my illustration is and how obvious its<br />

point of focus is.<br />

janelle-barone.com


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