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22<br />
STUDENT AFFAIRS<br />
BY JULIA<br />
PILLAI<br />
An open letter to<br />
‘Desk Leavers’<br />
Coming up to the beloved business end of last semester,<br />
I naturally found myself spending more time in the many libraries<br />
of Monash, spending hours hunched over my laptop hurriedly<br />
writing my final essays. Despite becoming more accustomed to<br />
the environment of university libraries, I became aware and was<br />
unable to accept a particular breed of student:<br />
the Desk Leaver.<br />
Desk Leavers themselves are difficult to spot because these<br />
students are hardly ever seen in the libraries, let alone<br />
to be using desks. However much like how feral rabbits<br />
ravage through the natural landscape, forever changing<br />
their environment, the desk-leavers leave traces; a couple of<br />
textbooks, an exercise book, snackfood, sometimes in more<br />
extreme cases tablets, phones or laptops, all neatly arranged<br />
on an otherwise free desk.<br />
I should note that there is nothing objectionable with<br />
leaving belongings on desks for short periods of time, such<br />
as to go to the bathroom, to get a drink from a vending<br />
machine, to get a book from one of the racks, to have a quick<br />
pace or stretch around the library after sitting for a long<br />
time. These activities will not qualify you as a ‘Desk Leaver’.<br />
Desk Leavers are those people who consistently leave their<br />
belongings on desks, for as long as 3-4 hours. The plague that<br />
is the Desk leaver is rampant; lines of desks in the library<br />
are now left unattended with someone else’s shit on it just<br />
so you can’t work there, leaving you to your own devices. You<br />
may be forced to lie down and type, or type in lotus position,<br />
perhaps stand and place your laptop on the bookrack to work.<br />
At times you may be more resourceful, finding an empty book<br />
"Perhaps we should<br />
be more militant,<br />
shaming Desk Leavers<br />
on stalkerspace..."<br />
trolley and stool to create a makeshift desk. I have tried it<br />
all - I feel like I should invest in a fold up chair and desk next<br />
exam season...<br />
Laugh as much as you want, but the Desk Leaver is a<br />
tyrant on society. They deserve the same scorn as bad<br />
parkers and turnitin. As much as we say we’re at university<br />
to make friends, we are here for parties, clubs & societies,<br />
activism and politics, and for the best of us- contributing to<br />
student media, ultimately we are at university to study so<br />
we can evolve into educated people. The Desk Leaver poses<br />
a direct threat towards our ability to do what we are here to<br />
do. Most of us are polite because we would never move the<br />
desk-leaver’s shit, because that would be mean. Hence, we<br />
don’t work on the desk, because we don’t want to have a fight.<br />
Perhaps we should be more militant, shaming Desk Leavers<br />
on stalkerspace, writing angry notes, or maybe we should<br />
even evolve into the ‘exam season bunny’. This would entail<br />
hiding their laptops and books in random places for the desk<br />
leaver to search frantically for their items while the deadline<br />
for their essay comes near, though that in itself is just as<br />
petty as being a Desk Leaver.<br />
So to the Desk Leavers reading this letter - shame on you.<br />
Before you say ‘I was doing an essay that was due on the day,<br />
I couldn’t lose my spot’ or ‘I needed to go to class’ or ‘I had to<br />
get lunch’, I’ll say this; we all needed a spot, we were all doing<br />
that essay, we all had classes to go to, we all had to get lunch.<br />
You’re all grown ups, learn how to share; we could use that<br />
desk when you aren’t there.