Lot's Wife Edition 5 2015

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24 STUDENT AFFAIRS BY STUDENT AFFAIRS TEAM New Semester’s Resolutions "Last semester I spent way too much time at Sir John’s Bar instead of going to my tutes, so this semester I’m not studying." "I lose a lot of marks in my essays for spelling and grammar, so this semester I’ll make sure I proofreed my work to spot any typos." New semester. Fresh start. Time to right the wrongs of Semester 1 and redeem yourself. Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> took to the streets to ask students what their new semester’s resolutions are. "In an effort to save money this semester, I’m bringing lunch from home. Some of the food on campus can be so expensive - like once I had lunch at Peri Peri and the hospital bills for the next three days were ridiculous!" "This semester I’m looking to get in shape, so I bought a blue permit so I get to walk from the Synchrotron every day." "I’ve decided to use my holidays productively this winter. I’ve bingewatched all my shows now before classes start so I don’t have to catch up on them when assignments are due." "I got sick of all the Arts student jokes so this semester I’ve transferred into a Hospitality course, majoring in flipping burgers." "I’ve always wanted to travel, so this semester I’ll study abroad in Berwick." "This semester I’m looking to be more independent so I’ve moved out of home and am living in the Science Centre study room for the semester. Noise is a problem, but at least the rent is cheap." "My marks were great last semester, I got Ps in all of my subjects. I’d like to adjust my work life balance though, so this semester I’ll be going to Da Club more often." "I got into an awful habit of putting things off last semester, so I’ve deferred my course to enrol in a discipline building program." "Last semester I spent way too much time at Sir John’s Bar instead of going to my tutes, this semester I’m doing all my drinking offcampus." "I’m looking for love this semester. Most of my time this semester will be taken up by posting pictures of strangers on StalkerSpace in the hopes that one of them will be flattered enough to accept my offer of coffee."
STUDENT AFFAIRS 25 Month Week Date Event Club Time Location Type JUL 1 AUG 2 3 4 Event Schedule EVENT CALENDAR Wed 29th Social Enterprise Stories SEED 18:00 TBD Academic Event (Guest Speaker/Networking) Thu 30th Mid Year Festival MSA 13:00 H3, Menzies, 20 Chn (11) Other Fri 31st Trivia Night/Harry's Birthday Muggles 19:00 Sir John's Bar Trivia Night Fri 31st Container Fest Launch MUST 18:00 MUST Hub Space Other Mon 3rd Winter Blues MSA 16:00 The Chalet, corner Sports & Exhibition Performance/Arts Tue 4th Snow Party MSA 21:00 The Chalet, corner Sports & Exhibition Ball/Cruise/Party Wed 5th Mid-‐Winter Carnival MSA 16:00 The Chalet, corner Sports & Exhibition Other Thu 6th Comedy Night MSA 17:30 The Chalet, corner Sports & Exhibition Performance/Arts Fri 7th Friday Night Freeze MSA 16:30 Monash Sport Other TBD EGM Amnesty TBD TBD Other Wed 12th Networking Workshop CCA 17:00 Clayton Campus Academic Event (Guest Speaker/Networking) Wed 12th Social Enterprise Workshop SEED 18:00 TBD Academic Event (Guest Speaker/Networking) Sun 17th UNIHACK <strong>2015</strong> Presentation Day WIRED 16:30 Inspire9 (1/41 Stewart St, Melbourne) Other Tue 18th Women in Psychology Seminar SNAPS 18:00 South 1 Lecture Theatre Academic Event (Guest Speaker/Networking) Thu 20th Corporate Dinner CCA 18:00 Langham Hotel Academic Event (Guest Speaker/Networking) TBD Bake Sale for Friends of Refugees Amnesty TBD TBD Other SEP 6 Tue 2nd Cross-‐Campus Yule Ball Muggles 19:00 Leonda by the Yarra, Hawthorn Ball/Cruise/Party Amnesty -‐ Amnesty Monash CCA -‐ Computing & Commerce Association Muggles -‐ Monash Muggles MUST -‐ Monash Uni Student Theatre SEED -‐ Socio-‐Economic Engagement and Development SNAPS -‐ Students' Neuroscience & Psychology Society WIRED -‐ Monash IT Student Society Event Types Ball/Cruise/Party BBQ Academic Event (Guest Speaker/Networking) Other Weekly Event Performance/Arts Trivia Night * Please double check event details with club in case of changes ** To enter events in the Calendar for Semester 2 check club emails around late June! Facilities and Services Clayton campus - parking update The University has opened two new free offsite car parks for students. The two parks are north of the campus at 264 Ferntree Gully Road, next to the The Notting Hill Hotel, and in Howleys Road, opposite the childcare centre. Three mini-buses will provide a park-and-ride service every 10 minutes from Ferntree Gully Road. The Wellington Road car park is now a mixture of carpooling and blue permit parking while the upper level of SE4 multilevel park has been converted to blue permit parking. Construction is underway on the former SW2 car park and the only remaining spaces are for red and yellow permit holders. For more information on the parking update visit: http://www.monash.edu/people/transport-parking/parking-at-clayton Further queries: Ask.Monash. Security and Traffic 99027777
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Page 5 and 6: EDIToRIAL 3 Editorial London, Edinb
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