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STUDENT AFFAIRS<br />
BY STUDENT<br />
AFFAIRS TEAM<br />
New Semester’s<br />
Resolutions<br />
"Last semester I spent way too much time at Sir John’s Bar instead<br />
of going to my tutes, so this semester I’m not studying."<br />
"I lose a lot of marks in my essays for spelling and grammar, so this<br />
semester I’ll make sure I proofreed my work to spot any typos."<br />
New semester. Fresh start. Time to right the wrongs<br />
of Semester 1 and redeem yourself. Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> took to<br />
the streets to ask students what their new semester’s<br />
resolutions are.<br />
"In an effort to save money this semester, I’m bringing lunch from<br />
home. Some of the food on campus can be so expensive - like once<br />
I had lunch at Peri Peri and the hospital bills for the next three days<br />
were ridiculous!"<br />
"This semester I’m looking to get in shape, so I bought a blue permit<br />
so I get to walk from the Synchrotron every day."<br />
"I’ve decided to use my holidays productively this winter. I’ve bingewatched<br />
all my shows now before classes start so I don’t have to<br />
catch up on them when assignments are due."<br />
"I got sick of all the Arts student jokes so this semester I’ve<br />
transferred into a Hospitality course, majoring in flipping burgers."<br />
"I’ve always wanted to travel, so this semester I’ll study abroad in<br />
Berwick."<br />
"This semester I’m looking to be more independent so I’ve moved<br />
out of home and am living in the Science Centre study room for the<br />
semester. Noise is a problem, but at least the rent is cheap."<br />
"My marks were great last semester, I got Ps in all of my subjects. I’d<br />
like to adjust my work life balance though, so this semester I’ll be<br />
going to Da Club more often."<br />
"I got into an awful habit of putting things off last semester, so I’ve<br />
deferred my course to enrol in a discipline building program."<br />
"Last semester I spent way too much time at Sir John’s Bar instead<br />
of going to my tutes, this semester I’m doing all my drinking offcampus."<br />
"I’m looking for love this semester. Most of my time this semester<br />
will be taken up by posting pictures of strangers on StalkerSpace<br />
in the hopes that one of them will be flattered enough to accept my<br />
offer of coffee."
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