adventures
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adventures
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when at rest. Then I stopped. 'Let him in, Joseph.'<br />
I found my glasses on the sideboard, and, in one of those little gestures that only people who<br />
think that they're mistresses of their own narrative make, snapped them clean in two and dropped<br />
them into a vase.<br />
Doran looked worried. He was dressed in the most profoundly adult way, in a casual suit which<br />
looked so ridiculous on him that I couldn't help but smile. He carried my book. 'I finished it, Professor,'<br />
he said. 'And I found that it had many interesting things to say about –'<br />
'I don't think you're Cute,' I said.<br />
'Oh,' he said.<br />
'Not the definitive article, anyway. Do you remember much of what happened to us in pantoland?'<br />
Most of us did, but as a dream, with strange conflicts and bits missed out.<br />
'No.' He took a seat near me and looked at me with anxious eyes. 'Well, actually yes. I'm not<br />
like that, you know.'<br />
I went and sat by his knees and looked up at him over my shoulder. He got the idea after a<br />
moment and sank down to sit beside me, looking more worried than ever. 'So I take it you don't<br />
make good speeches? That you don't express love in an extraordinarily pure and refreshing<br />
fashion? That you don't think I'm young?'<br />
'I do think you're young,' he whispered, with a nervy depth to his voice that made me smile a<br />
softer smile. 'That's why I like you so much. I don't think you're ever going to get old.'<br />
We watched the leaves for a while, and I idly found his hand with mine once more. We were,<br />
after all, fellow survivors in need of comfort. Aren't we all? 'Oh yes I am,' I told him.<br />
'Oh no you're not,' he said.<br />
That went on for quite a while. And at some point during that conversation I found that I'd<br />
started to believe my student's theory. I opened the book he'd given back to me, and pointed out<br />
a passage that I wanted to hear him read.<br />
At some point in that long autumn afternoon I was sure that I would ask for 'Lullaby of Birdland'.<br />
And good brandy.<br />
And love.<br />
Extract Ends<br />
Late that night, Professor F. Archduke's English Pantomime: A Critical Study, in data module form,<br />
sat on the side of the Dean's desk.<br />
From which it suddenly overbalanced.<br />
The room was empty, so there was nobody to comment on the sudden movement.<br />
The module stopped a few inches above the floor, and swung to the left and right. On its side<br />
appeared a graphic window, and in that window appeared the image of the program that had suddenly<br />
come to life to activate these hidden gravitic motors and move the module.<br />
The image wore a turban and an all-consuming grin. It pointed upwards.<br />
The module rose to the level of the Dean's porterhatch. Then sped out through it.<br />
The module flew through the night, along the walkways of St Oscar's University. It flew past several<br />
colleges, over several islands, and down several tunnels.<br />
Until it came to the cloisters of Pierce College.<br />
The little box hopped a hedge, sped at surface level over gravel, took a left at the fountain, and<br />
stopped before one particular door.<br />
The door opened.<br />
Professor Ferdinand Archduke, specialist in Obscure Theatrical Forms, stood framed in the light<br />
from his rooms behind him. He reached out for the module and missed it. It wavered in the air,<br />
the power in its batteries failing.<br />
'Stop messing about,' he said.<br />
The module settled into his grasp. The Professor slipped the module into one of his gown's<br />
deepest pockets, glanced ruefully at some distant, imagined audience of his own, and then closed<br />
the door behind him.