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Bernice went to him and tickled him behind the ears. 'There is something we could try, to free<br />
your memories of what you used to be like. You'd be a lot more help to me that way. You might<br />
even be aware of a way out of this mess.'<br />
Wolsey shrugged a long cat shrug, flicking his ears at the tickling. 'What have I got to lose?'<br />
Extract from the Diary of Bernice Summerfield:<br />
If any of my future biographers are, by this point, in any doubt as to the veracity of my account of<br />
this particular adventure, I would like to point out now that I have not (recently) taken any sort of<br />
illegal chemical compound. You may accept my word for it that we all trooped up to one of the<br />
bedrooms, and that I, surrounded by a fellow professor in drag and seven miniature duplicates of<br />
the brightest students from my tutorial group, proceeded to attempt hypnotic regression on a<br />
giant humanoid version of my pet cat.<br />
Listen, at one point it was a toss-up as to whether I wrote this up as a diary, or attempted to<br />
create a classic of children's literature.<br />
Anyhow, Wolsey kicked off his boots and lay down on the bed in the darkened room, while the<br />
rest of us sat down all around him.<br />
'Ooh,' muttered Candy. 'Dark, isn't it?'<br />
I looked around for something small that might glitter, and found, in my pocket, the box that<br />
I'd recovered from my old bedroom. (Yes, that bit's true as well.) Only now it had changed shape<br />
completely, as if reacting to the new world that I'd brought it into. It had become a ring. The<br />
glowing green bulb was now the jewel set in its collet. Fair enough. I instructed Wolsey to relax<br />
and began to circle the ring in front of his nose, trying to remember everything that Professor<br />
Laight, the University Counsellor, had told me about various forms of therapy. (When we<br />
happened to meet over coffee one day in the Senior Common Room, that is. Yes, it was quite a<br />
long coffee, to learn so many of his professional techniques, but I was very interested, all right?<br />
He'd done so much for me, made me feel so much more . . . Look, what's it to you, anyway?<br />
Bloody biographers. It's your job to paint me in a good light, remember? Just avoid all psychological<br />
speculation, that's my advice.) Wolsey put his hands down beside him, tail twitching violently<br />
beneath him. But he did his best to concentrate on the warm green light that I was waving in<br />
front of him. 'You're relaxing. And as you're relaxing, you can feel your breathing slowing, and as<br />
your breathing's slowing you can feel yourself relaxing . . .' I repeated the mantra over and over,<br />
emphasizing the sounds in my own breathing that would send a human being into a trance,<br />
rounding and shaping my vowel sounds as Laight had taught me to do in front of a mirror. Of<br />
course, this was assuming that Wolsey was now like a human being, but, since he was in so many<br />
other ways, it seemed a fair bet. Wolsey kept his eyes open, but I felt sure I was succeeding when<br />
I heard a gentle snore.<br />
But then Gushy tapped me on the shoulder.<br />
Candy was slumped against the far wall, out cold. Trust a dame always to go for the oldest<br />
joke in the book. (Not that that's the oldest joke in this book. Ahem.) While Moody gently slapped<br />
Candy awake once more, Wolsey smiled gently.<br />
'Do go on,' he murmured. 'It may not be working, but it's very relaxing.'<br />
I redoubled my efforts, however, and gradually a look of peaceful contemplation came over the<br />
cat's features. I attempted to use the regression therapy I'd learnt from Professor Laight to take<br />
him back to his earliest memory, but when we went back more than a few days, he started to<br />
twitch and shake and make disturbing mewling noises deep in his throat. There was obviously<br />
some sort of barrier at work. I settled back in my chair, thinking that here was another possible<br />
exit being denied to me, and fiddled absently with the jewel on top of the ring, considering what<br />
to do next. Good thing I did, too, because the green gemstone suddenly shone and Wolsey let out<br />
a long groan.<br />
'My first memory,' he whispered. 'Saying hello to you. Sitting on the stile. My hand on my furry<br />
chin.'<br />
'That's when I first met you,' I told him. 'What's before that? What were you like before?'<br />
The green gem pulsed some more and Wolsey shook, his eyes flickering to the left and right as