NG2 Dec/Jan 2021
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Top Tips<br />
Tree tips<br />
Use shiny green tinsel to make your Christmas tree<br />
look fuller. V Davis<br />
Savvy storage tips<br />
Use egg cartons to store your smaller ornaments<br />
away after Christmas & wrap Christmas lights<br />
around a hanger to keep them from getting<br />
tangled. H Whetton<br />
Homemade ornaments<br />
Making gingerbread cookies? Turn them into<br />
ornaments that will last for years with three coats<br />
of varnish. A Doors<br />
TopJokes<br />
Who delivers presents to baby<br />
sharks at Christmas?<br />
Santa Jaws!<br />
B Hibbit<br />
Boy: are you Christmas? ‘Cause<br />
I wanna merry you!<br />
Girl: Are you hall? Cause I<br />
wanna deck the hall!<br />
G Bowers<br />
How did Mary and Joseph<br />
know Jesus’s weight when he<br />
was born?<br />
They had a weigh in a manger!<br />
D Woodward<br />
Cat’s<br />
Crackers<br />
Kids table game<br />
Turn an old notice board into a<br />
pin the nose on the reindeer game<br />
for the kid’s table. C Ellis<br />
Jazz up your Krispies<br />
Use white chocolate, green food colouring and M&M’s<br />
to turn Rice Krispie treats into Christmas trees.<br />
M Shuffl ebotham<br />
Warning bells<br />
If you have young children or pets hang bells on lower<br />
branches of you Christmas tree so you can hear if they<br />
are playing with the tree.T Grant<br />
Crafting idea<br />
What do you get if<br />
Santa forgets to wear his<br />
undercrackers?<br />
Saint Knickerless!<br />
B Lucas<br />
What is Santa’s favourite<br />
place to deliver Christmas<br />
presents?<br />
Idaho-ho-ho!<br />
L Webb<br />
Who is Santa’s favourite<br />
singer?<br />
Elf-is Presley!<br />
S Baxter<br />
Muffin liners are great for making paper snowflakes,<br />
already in a circle – perfect. K Jone<br />
Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?<br />
Beyon-sleigh!<br />
H Meldrum<br />
What athelete is warmest in winter?<br />
A long jumper!<br />
G Singh<br />
Where would you find a<br />
Christmas tree?<br />
Between a Christmas two and a<br />
Christmas four!<br />
D Roberts<br />
WINNING<br />
ENTRY<br />
Hot chocolate loving<br />
Freeze whipped cream on a<br />
flat surface, then use a cookie<br />
cutter to make hearts which<br />
can be popped into<br />
hot chocolate.<br />
This turkey tastes like an old<br />
sofa…<br />
Well, I thought you liked<br />
stuffing!<br />
Z Sanderson<br />
K Bobbins<br />
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