Dirt ad Trail Online Nov 2020

Intro. Keeping the wheels turning...
Understanding asset ownership:
A guy was riding his dirtbike on some farm
when he encountered a problem and the bike
stopped.
Miles from anywhere, he decided to leave the
bike, walk to the road, hitch a ride home to
grab his bakkie.
Two hours later he returned with ramps and
tie downs to load - only to find the farmer who
owned the land waiting for him.
The farmer refuses to hand over the bike
saying “Around here we have a little game
to solve problems like this. Each person
gets to kick the other is the crotch as hard
as possible; the person who makes the least
noise wins. Since the bike on my land I get to
go first.”
The rider, eager to get his bike back, accepts.
The farmer proceeds to kick him with all of his
might.
The poor guys collapses on the ground in
agony but manages not to utter the tiniest
whimper.
After recovering he approaches the farmer
and says “Now it’s my turn, let’s see if you
can beat that!” To which the farmer replies
“Nah it’s okay you can have the bike back.”
Have a great riding month!
October Issue 2020
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