NG5 SHERWOOD JUNE/JULY 2021
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Top Tips<br />
Lemon Fresh<br />
Remove dirt and freshen microwaves by putting lemon<br />
juice and bicarbonate of soda in a mug with a little<br />
water. Microwave for one minute then wipe clean your<br />
microwave.<br />
J Singh<br />
Hang About<br />
Use a hanging shoe rack to store your cleaning products<br />
on the inside of a cupboard and keep them out the way<br />
of the kids.<br />
C Flowers<br />
Holiday Hider<br />
Clean out an old suntan lotion bottle and hide your keys,<br />
money, phone and anything valuable inside it!<br />
F Green<br />
TopJokes<br />
I don’t want to brag but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a<br />
week. It said 2-4 years on the box!!<br />
N Winfield<br />
What do cows like to watch?<br />
Moo-vies!!<br />
O Harmer<br />
What do you call a cow jumping on a trampoline?<br />
A Milkshake!<br />
J Harmer<br />
Knock knock<br />
Who’s there?<br />
Broken pencil<br />
Broken pencil who?<br />
Never mind it’s pointless!<br />
J Millington<br />
Cat’s<br />
Crackers<br />
Bleach It<br />
Clean tea-stained mugs by dropping<br />
a tiny bit of bleach and fill with hot<br />
water, soak overnight.<br />
J Singh<br />
Soda Clean<br />
Clean oven grease. In a slightly warm oven, sprinkle a thick layer<br />
of bicarbonate of soda over the oven floor, add a little water and<br />
leave it for half an hour, then wipe clean.<br />
J Singh<br />
Clever Trick<br />
To do Hassleback potatoes put your potato on a wooden spoon<br />
and then slice the potato with a sharp knife to the edges of the<br />
spoon and hey presto it leaves the bottom intact.<br />
L Boden<br />
No Lost Socks<br />
Fold your bedding before putting it in the washing machine, and<br />
it will come out washed and still folded. Therefore small items<br />
such as socks won’t get lost inside it.<br />
R Parker<br />
A man walked into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.<br />
He said ‘a pint for me and a pint for Tiny please’. The<br />
barman said ‘why is he called Tiny?’. The man said<br />
‘because he’s my-newt!<br />
K Groom<br />
Cole’s Law: thinly sliced cabbage!<br />
J Keller<br />
WINNING<br />
ENTRY<br />
Paper Remover<br />
Struggling to remove stubborn<br />
wallpaper? Try a tiny bit of<br />
lemon kitchen spray topped up<br />
with warm water, fetches it off<br />
in minutes with minimal effort.<br />
A Ley<br />
Instead of “the John,” I call my toilet “the Jim.” That<br />
way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first<br />
thing every morning!<br />
C Smith<br />
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