CEAC-2021-07-July

Boiler Room Annex
Engineering Professors on a Plane...
Source: Upjoke.com
A plane full of engineering professors was due to fly to a
convention. As the professors got seated, the captain addressed
everyone on board. “Hello everyone, and welcome
to our flight. Before takeoff, I just want you all to know that
this airplane has been built by all of your very own students!”
The chaos was real — professors immediately started shouting
and complaining that they didn’t want to be on this
flight and that they wanted out. Everybody but one — a
single professor who stayed calm and relaxed in his seat,
minding his own business, who didn’t seem to care about the
nerve-wracking message from the cabin.
When the passengers calmed down again, another professor
asked him, “How were you so calm and collected? Weren’t
you freaked out?”
The professor looked up and said firmly, “Well I know that if
this plane is built by our students, it will never even leave the
ground.”
A Doctor, an Engineer, and a Lawyer ...
Source: Upjoke.com
A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were debating whose
profession was the oldest. The doctor said, “In the book of
Genesis, God took a rib out of Adam’s side. So obviously God
was a surgeon.”
Solution:
I F F Y A B S G O D P R E Y
M O O E R L O S S G R A Y Q U A L M
P L U T O P A W N L A K E A N T I C
S I R U F O A M I D R U T E T A
C H A S E I N G E N U E P A R S E
D E B B I E S T A G P R Y
I B I S R I S E S L O B E E X I T
M R S C P A S A U L E R N I C E
P U L L O U T S P Y E A S E I O N
T E A R S O F T E A R N M A I N
U N S O L D S M O K E R
M O D E L E A P A H A O S A K A
G Y P R E D O T L C A L I B A B A
O N E S U E A A R P C N S L U G
T A C T C R A B H E I S T P E T E
A L L D I D O N E S S I E
S I N A I M O O R A G E E N N U I
S U M C D T N O E L A X E N N W
T R A C K H A I R I R A N R A D A R
E G G O S A B C S F I N N T W I N E
W E E P I R S B Y E E D E N
JUNE SOLUTION
engineer friend of mine sought out a job to put his newly
certified skills to use. He put an ad in the paper and before
long was contacted by a wealthy rancher looking for someone
to help properly electrify his fence. As my friend finished
the job, he was about to leave when he tripped and landed
right on the fence.
The engineer said, “Yes, but long before that, He created the
world out of chaos. So God was an engineer.”
The lawyer smiled smugly and said, “Yeah, but who created
the chaos?”
On the Fence
Source: Upjoke.com
Having just received a degree in electrical engineering, an
I don’t even know if he’s even alive or if he still has his current
job.
Quitting Time
Source: upjoke.com
An engineer decided it was time to leave his job at the
Corps of Engineers. After tendering his resignation, he went
straight to the bar. When he told the bartender he had just
quit, the bartender asked him why. The engineer answered,
“That job was just one dam thing after another.”
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